Why the frick is a facially deformed person a major actor?

Why the frick is a facially deformed person a major actor?
I cannot focus on anything this motherfricker is in because of his wonky, body horror cyberchase eyes.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please don’t remind me of cyber chase.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m forced to be reminded of it every time my consciousness is attacked with those eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was unironically afraid of Motherboard as a kid. Also the show would air at dusk so I always watched it with creepy lighting around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something about a lot of things in the show made me really nauseous and induced fever dreams

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sometimes i think half of the shit i remember from the 2000s was a maldaptive daydream

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Same

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's that one homoanon obsessed with claiming the Goose isn't attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is my first time ever posting in Cinemaphile.
      He isn’t “unattractive” he has an actual facial deformity requiring corrective surgery.
      Aside from that yes he is good looking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is my first time ever posting in Cinemaphile.
        Go back where you came from. Both for your sake and especially ours you attention seeking homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don’t think I will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think any cosmetic surgery is "required"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cleft palate is covered by insurance, so clearly there’s some threshold where doctors think it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cleft palette inhibits speech and eating, and you're right there is some give but this is on the same level as a nosjob

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll put a cleft plate straight into your taint you fricking freak

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure which is worse, being ugly, or being as jealous as OP. good luck with your face, or whatever is wrong with you OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not jealous. I’m trying to watch blade runner but have to look away every time I see those fricking
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      eyes. It’s like watching a movie where someone’s face is replaced with those trypophobia trigger photoshops.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post face

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Goose making lookism autists look moronic. Hilarious how these incels seethe when they see a man that isn’t considered good looking by their criteria still get lusted over by women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations you're equally as moronic as OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not a “lookism autist”. I’m not even saying he is unattractive. I just cannot watch things with him in it because his eyes are legitimately deformed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now do the same thing with your face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t really apply since I’m trans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're like some moron who says they cant look at tom cruise because his teeth are offset

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a minor imperfection like this can make someone seem more human/relatable and make them even more attractive than absolutely algorithm perfect faces, which just feel uncanny valley at times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his head is clearly tilted in this pic. straighten it and try again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally me, got that eyes slant angle
        I'm handsome just like him fr

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see your face

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Anon's face.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek DCucks mad they lost out on the Goose
    https://twitter.com/deuxmoiworld/status/1542218904864448512

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP confessed to being mogged by an ugly guy. Tragic.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a minor imperfection like this can make someone seem more human/relatable and make them even more attractive than absolutely algorithm perfect faces, which just feel uncanny valley at times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks cool, would frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that's not minor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neither is having eyes that live on different floors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just stop having autism and you won't even see it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be surprised how many people have one eye higher than the other, including actors and actresses. You just don't notice it as much as with him.
    https://www.everseradio.com/bethany-brings-us-top-five-attractive-people-with-asymmetric-faces/
    https://www.everseradio.com/top-five-people-with-asymmetric%E2%80%8Bal-faces-part-2/

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His lack of symmetry in conjunction with a bunch of features that are classically handsome just makes him more distinct rather than hurting him

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a proof that a symmetrical face isn't what makes a face appealing.
    It's fame and the illusion of charisma given by fame.
    You can be totally average-looking, you will seem like a god to some people if they saw you on the big screen doing badass things.
    That's how dumb humans are.

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