>implying
The sole saving grace of s8 was Wilson's cancer arc. I wish it could have been in another place in the series but it really wouldn't have made any sense.
I mean, house may be a jerk he is also considered the best in his field, impresses her weekly and is general a tall fit dude with lots of confidence and charisma. So let's assume you did find someone like her, what the frick do you bring to the table to have her develop a crush on you?
>I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice.
even if we ignore this (since House obviously doesn't look bad in the show) I'm not undesirable >6'1 >IQ measured at 143 >noticeably extroverted, have been told I'm very charismatic >have been complimented numerous times about my looks
My only problem is that I'm way too fricking shy to do ANYTHING
oh and also multiple psychiatric disorders or something
Yeah. Dont even mind he is very rich, handsome and tall: he is a top dog in his field and the absolute center of attention wherever he is. He has mad charisma, een if not positive. Irl he would leave a trace of pussy juices wherever he went
anyways not really, Cameron is unique in that I first think "God I wish she would aggressively squeeze me while continuously affirming how much she loves me untill I actually can't take it anymore" rather than getting horny
not exactly sure why, maybe because of her treatment of patients?? idk
>that episode where Cameron gets hit by an HIV patient's blood spray, thinks she might be dying, and has a little breakdown one night where she does drugs and rings Chase up for some action >Chase goes through with it
There is effectively 0 risk of HIV to a man having regular sex with a woman.
It's not 0 but it's negligible compared to buttsex
7 months ago
Anonymous
he said "effectively zero" you stupid fricking Black personhomosexual
7 months ago
Anonymous
who cares
7 months ago
Anonymous
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It's not 0 but it's negligible compared to buttsex
There is effectively 0 risk of HIV to a man having regular sex with a woman.
The odds of contracting HIV by sticking your uninfected, unprotected penis into an HIV positive vegana is a whopping 0.04% chance.
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Anonymous
Would she even be HIV positive a few days after exposure anyway?
7 months ago
Anonymous
It takes days (sometimes weeks) to get a positive test after being infected with HIV
It'd be technically possible, but you'd have to have some extremely shitty luck. You'd basically have to be getting a blood transfusion from her.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Bullshit. If that is true then how did Easy E and Magic Johnson get AIDS?
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They both fricked hundreds if women (and men too, probably). There are also aggravating factors : i have a gay friend who got HIV because the dude he sucked and had syphillis AND hiv, and the syphillis (microbe? virus?) acted as a vector for the hiv, or something like that. Maybe a medgay can chime in to explain. Poor guy almost never has sex too, mostly hj/bj occasionally and he was very unlucky. Chances to get it from sucking off a guy are very low.
I want Cuddy to give me an "inspection" where she would force me to become completely nude and sit across from her on an uncomfortable cold wooden chair and order me to become erect and jerk off to completion using whatever method and stimulation I wanted on the condition I had to maintain eye contact with her. She would sit there just like this, maybe bounce her leg occasionally or tease me by squeezing her breast over her dress (which given the rules I could only see out of peripheral vision), smirk occasionally, maybe spread her legs a little teasingly. Also, I must cum neither too quickly or take too long, and be ready to do so with a time variance of 20 seconds at any given moment should she demand it without warning. If given the warning of a countdown, I must manage my edge perfectly and cum exactly when she hits zero (she will say only zero, she won't say "cum for me", this is a professional medical environment). She will also visually measure the height and or distance of my ejaculation and then collect samples for her own study.
>being moronic
cuddy is for dominating you stupid homosexual, she's an egomaniac israeliteess who needs to be put in her place, take your pedoshit dommy mommy homosexualry somewhere else
Thirteen with bangs was the hottest woman in the entire series and the bangs made her into an 11/10 as seen in this gif. Also she would have been the best pairing for House because of their unique dynamic, her personality, and for the HOUSE IS LITERALLY ME self-inserters, so they could self-insert as a brilliant cynical pessimist misanthrope who also fricks 11/10 women who share your world view and have bangs.
house is gay
no that's kal penn
>mogs cameron in youre path
do people actually think this
can't even compare
Odette is better but probably Allison fricks better
prettier*
prison doctor woman was the prettiest on the show
13 and Cuddier were sexier though
Cameron was cutest
13 was an all-rounder.
park is the best i'll give you that
the best at being disgusting
park a cute and the only saving grace of season 8
No, frick off.
>implying
The sole saving grace of s8 was Wilson's cancer arc. I wish it could have been in another place in the series but it really wouldn't have made any sense.
She always made my peepee feel funny
jumpy
holy shit
more?
what do you mean more? what more do you expect? this was a brief scene from ONE episode
god I wish that were me
I want to smoke ice with Cameron
I have mad respect for her appearance in Red Alert 3, loved to hear briefings from her
Hahaha I never realized that.
She was in RA3 as well?
I thought only in TW.
WHERE do I find women like this
FRICK
imagine the sex
I mean, house may be a jerk he is also considered the best in his field, impresses her weekly and is general a tall fit dude with lots of confidence and charisma. So let's assume you did find someone like her, what the frick do you bring to the table to have her develop a crush on you?
>I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice.
even if we ignore this (since House obviously doesn't look bad in the show) I'm not undesirable
>6'1
>IQ measured at 143
>noticeably extroverted, have been told I'm very charismatic
>have been complimented numerous times about my looks
My only problem is that I'm way too fricking shy to do ANYTHING
oh and also multiple psychiatric disorders or something
>noticeably extroverted, have been told I'm very charismatic
>I'm way too fricking shy to do ANYTHING
You alright?
wdym alright
shy as in I can't approach someone, if it isn't relationship related I'm completely fine
then you're not an extrovert
>instantly self inserts first chance he gets
>while blogging anonymously on Cinemaphile
this is why you will always be a virgin
I'm not self inserting moron, did you even read the post?
comparing ≠ self-inserting
also side note if you self insert as House you are unironically a 100 IQ midwit moron
>literally isolated the 'only problem' that apart from that 'house is totally me guise'
have a nice day
Yeah. Dont even mind he is very rich, handsome and tall: he is a top dog in his field and the absolute center of attention wherever he is. He has mad charisma, een if not positive. Irl he would leave a trace of pussy juices wherever he went
literally everywhere, just find a woman with a history of father abuse
reminder that she was 25 during the first season
She looks 35
I'm surprised she's not English.
absolutely not
Ok roastie
I'm a biological male
also the OP
she looks 50 here
mental illness
>That underbutt
I have to go do something real quick bros
I saw her in Matthew Perry's horrible play on Broadway and there is a scene where she gets undressed and I was suprised at the size of her booty.
She looks like my grandmother here
I want to frick the shit out of your grandma and make her pregnant
bump
those arms were literally BUILT specifically for squeezing every last bit of loneliness out of you
By loneliness you mean cum, of course.
heh
anyways not really, Cameron is unique in that I first think "God I wish she would aggressively squeeze me while continuously affirming how much she loves me untill I actually can't take it anymore" rather than getting horny
not exactly sure why, maybe because of her treatment of patients?? idk
I saw Urban legends 2 for her.
It sucked. Boring. But she's so cute
She was topless in the workprint/open matte version.
up
>that episode where Cameron gets hit by an HIV patient's blood spray, thinks she might be dying, and has a little breakdown one night where she does drugs and rings Chase up for some action
>Chase goes through with it
so Chase risked getting aids for some pussy?
Yeah. But hot, desperate, horny from drugs coworker pussy.
Besides, it's hardly the riskiest thing he ever did.
There is effectively 0 risk of HIV to a man having regular sex with a woman.
source: my ass
HIV is mostly transmitted through bleeding you mongoloid.
It's not 0 but it's negligible compared to buttsex
he said "effectively zero" you stupid fricking Black personhomosexual
who cares
The odds of contracting HIV by sticking your uninfected, unprotected penis into an HIV positive vegana is a whopping 0.04% chance.
Would she even be HIV positive a few days after exposure anyway?
It takes days (sometimes weeks) to get a positive test after being infected with HIV
It'd be technically possible, but you'd have to have some extremely shitty luck. You'd basically have to be getting a blood transfusion from her.
Bullshit. If that is true then how did Easy E and Magic Johnson get AIDS?
They both fricked hundreds if women (and men too, probably). There are also aggravating factors : i have a gay friend who got HIV because the dude he sucked and had syphillis AND hiv, and the syphillis (microbe? virus?) acted as a vector for the hiv, or something like that. Maybe a medgay can chime in to explain. Poor guy almost never has sex too, mostly hj/bj occasionally and he was very unlucky. Chances to get it from sucking off a guy are very low.
But what if they did anal?
they didn't because she has a vegana and anal isn't necessary
why are you blaming him I would too
I'm phoneposting right now so no image but later in that episode she comes to work dressed like a doomer and it's so fricking cute
He's a doctor so he knows there's only 1/1000 chance to get HIV from unprotected veganal sex
you'd be an absolute complete buffoon to pass that up, especially with prime Jen Morrison
grotesquely walled
its called aging, sweaty
she was walled from the get-go
all objectively wrong
Cameron is the aryan man's choice
For me it's Thirteen. She was perfect.
she’s pure sex. Odette is for cuddling
For me it was House's stalker.
post pictures
the what?
you are a pedophile
Masters was the hottest because she had bangs and was a naive virgin nerd who you could break in and mold completely.
wheres all the FRICKING cuddy enjoyers
am i finally alone with my israeli wife
I want Cuddy to give me an "inspection" where she would force me to become completely nude and sit across from her on an uncomfortable cold wooden chair and order me to become erect and jerk off to completion using whatever method and stimulation I wanted on the condition I had to maintain eye contact with her. She would sit there just like this, maybe bounce her leg occasionally or tease me by squeezing her breast over her dress (which given the rules I could only see out of peripheral vision), smirk occasionally, maybe spread her legs a little teasingly. Also, I must cum neither too quickly or take too long, and be ready to do so with a time variance of 20 seconds at any given moment should she demand it without warning. If given the warning of a countdown, I must manage my edge perfectly and cum exactly when she hits zero (she will say only zero, she won't say "cum for me", this is a professional medical environment). She will also visually measure the height and or distance of my ejaculation and then collect samples for her own study.
>being moronic
cuddy is for dominating you stupid homosexual, she's an egomaniac israeliteess who needs to be put in her place, take your pedoshit dommy mommy homosexualry somewhere else
exquisite taste anon
Thirteen with bangs was the hottest woman in the entire series and the bangs made her into an 11/10 as seen in this gif. Also she would have been the best pairing for House because of their unique dynamic, her personality, and for the HOUSE IS LITERALLY ME self-inserters, so they could self-insert as a brilliant cynical pessimist misanthrope who also fricks 11/10 women who share your world view and have bangs.
What did House see in this ugly b***h?
frick FBI prostitute
get proof on israeli tactics
a troony look alike?
Blue eyes automatically improve women by like 45.999%.
based Dr. Pretty thread.
I only started watching house a week ago
now I notice house threads pop up everywhere