Why the frick is this guy in everything now?

Why the frick is this guy in everything now? He was OK in Severance but he's quite possibly the least appealing looking human being on the planet, like a mulatto Harvey Weinstein

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's ~~*their*~~ nu-handsome, same way all those weird mutt faced actresses are the nu-pretty

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the character

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easy DEI points

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like seeing ugly actors get more roles. Seeing only beautiful people on screen takes me out of the world building. I wish they'd do more "freaks" too like midgets and those missing limbs. Show some real diversity instead of just shoving Blacks into roles and calling it a day.
    Plus I reckon we'll get better actos and performances as skill takes over beauty.
    That character is literally me. A fat coward pseduomanager.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      amazing post

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the frick is this guy in everything now?
    you always had guys like that. Not lead material for obvious reasons but safe choice for supporting roles. Have you ever seen him giving a bad performance? Anyway, this is a good opportunity to recommend Drunk Bus to you again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks like the average american

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like how he can't actually close his mouth

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep thinking in Fallout "they made jumpsuits in his size?"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in the vault storyline was absolutely horrendously ugly except for the blonde cyclops and Lucy's cousin she was kanoodling with. if that little midget guy doesn't play Goebbels in a WW2 epic at some point, i'm gonna be really disappointed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nepo baby. wikipedia doesn’t say who his parents are but it says he went to private school.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a diversity hire that can actually do some comedic acting.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FLAVOR!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the frick is this guy in everything now?
    He isn't. Fallout is the first on screen role he's had since Severance and they're over two years apart.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much how the average american looks like nowadays. Have you seen a hospital nursery room? 90% mutt or black babies

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Self-insert for white Americans.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mulatto Harvey Weinstein
    Hmmm...did Harvey ever drill oil?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s like in what, 3 things?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ummm that man is not physically appealing!
    It's so weird to me seeing threads like this. I get complaining about ugly women but how does "ugly" men ruin your viewing experience? Go watch gay porn or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering the same thing, but he was based in Beverly Luff Linn so I give him a pass.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's funny and even if he weren't, just having that face in the frame is in itself funny, wtf are you complaining about

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you like an actual homosexual? Your main gripe with this guy is that he's not attractive enough? Because gay guys aren't enough of an audience to devote eye candy to and women are ok with a non-threatening mulatto, olus if you wanted an ethnically interesting hot dude in Severance, you have Milchick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not attractive - PERIOD. He's fricking ugly, a waste of human flesh. He makes blobfish look more human than he is.

      Not everything is a homoerotic scat fetish you fricking idiot. This actor is FRICKING U-G-L-Y. Not Danny Trejo scary ugly, but who the hell let this fricking thing grow to that size before throwing it into a medical waste basket UGLY.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not sure why he's so popular when Stephen McKinley Henderson outclasses him by an insane amount of talent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this thread the fat ugly mullotto / barely actors thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jonathan, why are we filming my scenes first

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to have at least one of these two in your show, anon.

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