Why the frick was santa randomly in this movie?

Why the frick was santa randomly in this movie?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's never referred to again in the rest of the series

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was randomly in the book, obviously. In fact, he was referred to as Father Christmas in the book. In the movie he was technically unnamed and only implied to be Father Christmas.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why WOULDN'T you want Santa in your movie?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just an acid trip for children, don't think about it too much.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was in the book.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's homies with lion jesus, they bonded over having the same birthday

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this had the same director as the first Shrek movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The undisputed 2000s childhood kinomancer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew Adamson was involved with Shrek since 1997.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because winter was finally ending duh

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's like asking why Aslan was Jesus.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gift giving saint
    >gives children weapons and advice

    It's meant to show the righteousness of their cause that a literal saint is aiding them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tells the girls women don't belong on the battlefield
      Santa's a fricking chud.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Through the movie the Narnian's talk about how horrible the winter caused by the White Witch is, and how it's a winter so evil that even the one good thing about winter, Christmas, doesn't happen. Santa showing up shows that the tide is turning and the White Witch's power is waning.

    It isn't "random" or completely unrelated to the plot. It doesn't come out of nowhere, it's set up well in advance.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If Lucy had really met Santa--that is, Old Saint Nick--the result would have been a rape, not presents.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That joke doesn't work, San Nicholas was an exemplary man. Compared to a faun who is a depraved creature.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The result would have been an atomic pimp-slap in front of the Nicaean Council

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Santa was a Christian, it makes sense his afterlife would be continuing to spread joy and merriment

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he was in the book as well.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Christmas. Why the frick wouldn't Santa be there? Its not random at all you dumb israelite.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The premise of the nightmare scenario the White Witch caused is that it's always winter but never Christmas

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odin likes to sneak in cameos.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Come on!" cried Mr. Beaver, who was almost dancing with delight. "Come and see! This is a nasty knock for the Witch! It looks as if her power was already crumbling."

    ."What do you mean, Mr. Beaver?" panted Peter as they all scrambled up the steep bank of the valley together.

    >"Didn't I tell you," answered Mr. Beaver, "that she'd made it always winter and never Christmas? Didn't I tell you? Well, just come and see!"

    >And then they were all at the top and did see.

    >It was a sledge, and it was reindeer with bells on their harness. But they were far bigger than the Witch's reindeer, and they were not white but brown. And on the sledge sat a person whom everyone knew the moment they set eyes on him. He was a huge man in a bright red robe (bright as holly-berries) with a hood that had fur inside it and a great white beard that fell like a foamy waterfall over his chest. Everyone knew him because, though you see people of his sort only in Narnia, you see pictures of them and hear them talked about even in our world—the world on this side of the wardrobe door. But when you really see them in Narnia it is rather different. Some of the pictures of Father Christmas in our world make him look only funny and jolly. But now that the children actually stood looking at him they didn't find it quite like that. He was so big, and so glad, and so real, that they all became quite still. They felt very glad, but also solemn.

    >"I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The Witch's magic is weakening."

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the bit in Voyage of the Dawn Treader where C.S. Lewis randomly takes a shot at Eustace's Mormon parents of all things.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Allegory about Christ
    Why are you a fricking moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what, pray tell, does santa have to do with christ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's always winter but never Christmas
        >Why is Santa in this movie
        Just fricking have a nice day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          santa =/= christmas you mega autist

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For shits and giggles. He also put in Greek gods like Bacchus and Silenus, not to mention satyrs and centaurs.

    The real question is, why was LWW so kino while PC and VDT literally ended the franchise with their shittiness.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Father Christmas show
    up in a world where Christ has never been born?

    >b-but Aslan

    Then they should call it Aslanmas, dumbshit! Christmas being a thing in Narnia makes zero fricking sense. Also Lucy going off into a forest with a satyr? The result would have been a rape not a tea party!

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