It's shit on by the fact he didn't really get powers until he was a Teen...though they also kind of retcon that in this episode. Little Clark wanted to believe in something like himself being out there and they're beloved and cherished for all the Good they do. Santa was his hero. Clark knows now, but he still loves to keep the spirit of Santa alive.
The guy fights Mr Mxyzptlk once every few months. Even if Santa doesn't exist in animated canon, he's way more believable than a lot of the shit Superman deals with.
Superman is a nigh all-powerful alien from outer space who. himself, could visit every single house on Earth in a single night if he pushed himself to. At this point in his life, he's met other aliens, found out that both magic and gods are real, and is friends with people whose individual powers match or even exceed some of his own.
There's literally no reason for him NOT to believe that Santa exists.
He's an alien who's tangled with wizards, eldritch beings, and parallel versions of himself from other universes. Is an immortal saint of childhood joy really that hard to believe beyond those? It could even be a lantern corp.
>Santa is canon >Christianity is canon >Superheroes STILL rejecting Christ and embrace homosexuals and trannies
The Justice League confirmed going to hell
Here comes a seething federahomosexual Black person coping on shitty early 2000s shit that’s been debunked by actual academics and his own fart huffing misanthropy
Call your mother and tell her you love homo, you might get something this Christmas
Man, I hope I can be a cool humbug like you some day, with your high intelligence letting you see past the illusion
Til then I'll just wallow in the depths of merriment and cheer
This. Even though its in a stinker of a movie, one of the most badass things I've seen Santa do is in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. There's a scene where the bad guy locks Santa and the two human kids in an airlock and opens it into deep space. A few minutes later, Santa and the kids are in the control room. When the villain ask how they survived Santa just casually mentions that, when the door closed, he just used his magic to travel up an air pipe with the kids like he does every chimney. He even forgives the villain; playing the attempted murder off as though it was entirely an accident.
>retire
They literally revealed digital avatars of themselves at that same show, they're never going to stop. I'll bet $100k they'll be the first major band to embrace AI, too.
I just don't know where else the Santa deniers think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night.
Unless your parents are poor. Then Santa brings you Dollar Store toys if you're lucky or nothing at all if it was an especially tough year. Strangely enough, all of the rich kids get toys whether they were good or not.
He's a space alien that got super powers from the sun.
He built a massive "secret lair" in the polar ice caps.
He has fought the likes of a space biker, a space hitler, regular hitler, another space hitler but this one wasn't as powerful as the other one, a midget Gilbert Gottfried (bless his soul) that can bend all reality without limit, a fricked up moronic clone of himself, and a dude that tried to kill him in a car-related accident.
And he works as a newspaper columnist.
How the frick would Santa not be real at that point?
>mall Santas aren't real
That's always a fun one from the deniers, though they're not far off.
Mall Santas are NOT Santa, they're volunteers who help Santa collect more wants and wishes from the kids around the world while the real Santa is busy.
How autistic would you say you are, op? It’s okay, you’re among friends.
a little magic guy wearing a top hat can be real but a jolly fat man is crossing the line?
Big Boss believes in Santa.
Because he's met Santa.
>I'm gonna punch him until he's unstuck.
Stupid lucky Superman.
>"Relax your loins, Kringle. The Stevenson's are about to get a whole year's worth of coal if you get my drift"
Santa is real in DC, you fricking moron
Santa is real.
Didn't Lobo kill Santa?
That can't be canon, DC wouldn't do something that stupid.
It was just a story he wrote.
He's met him on multiple occasions
He lives next door to Santa, every time he goes out for milk or bread he sees Mr or Mrs kringle feeding the reindeer.
Holy shit how has this never been brought up in the books
>mrs claus' name is Martha
wtf
It has
>guy who can shrug off gunfire, shoot laser beams out his eyes, literally defy gravity and fly and mach speed
He has every reason to believe in Santa.
Even if Santa wasn't real, it seems more like playful banter from Superman
It's shit on by the fact he didn't really get powers until he was a Teen...though they also kind of retcon that in this episode. Little Clark wanted to believe in something like himself being out there and they're beloved and cherished for all the Good they do. Santa was his hero. Clark knows now, but he still loves to keep the spirit of Santa alive.
Eh you can justify it as the Kents making a joke for J'onn
Because Santa is real you fricking moron.
When you're powerful enough to push an entire planet, you can believe whatever the hell you want. Who's going to stop?
Because Superman is based, like his buddies Batman and Wonder Woman
*unlike
This
Weird to see Superman as the one who's not the one smiling here
He's doing the Fleischer face so it's really hard to see the smile
The guy fights Mr Mxyzptlk once every few months. Even if Santa doesn't exist in animated canon, he's way more believable than a lot of the shit Superman deals with.
>Fights extraterrestrial aliens and warlords daily
>still believing in Santa is where OP draws the line
Superman is a nigh all-powerful alien from outer space who. himself, could visit every single house on Earth in a single night if he pushed himself to. At this point in his life, he's met other aliens, found out that both magic and gods are real, and is friends with people whose individual powers match or even exceed some of his own.
There's literally no reason for him NOT to believe that Santa exists.
He's an alien who's tangled with wizards, eldritch beings, and parallel versions of himself from other universes. Is an immortal saint of childhood joy really that hard to believe beyond those? It could even be a lantern corp.
Because not only is Santa 100% real in DC, he's one of the most powerful beings in existence.
>Santa calling Darkseid "young fella"
I love shit like this.
>Darkseid seething at Santa
>Thanos torturing David every birthday
The world needs more stories like these.
>Santa is canon
>Christianity is canon
>Superheroes STILL rejecting Christ and embrace homosexuals and trannies
The Justice League confirmed going to hell
The Greek and Norse gods also exist in that world, though.
This would imply that Darkseid mush have tried using his Omega Beams on Santa before and they did NOTHING.
OP YOU STUPID FRICKING GODDAMN IDIOT SANTA IS REAL!
who tf doesn't believe in Santa?
>Op doesn't know
>Santa was real
>So you're not lying to your kids you just don't tell them he's fricking dead
Man, George Newbern is the best Clark VA
>pretending not to know Santa is real.
that's why you don't get gifts on Christmas anymore. Fricking Santa Deniers
Have you ever heard of DC Black Label? Or Injustice? Or Identity Crisis? DC is so fricking dumb sometimes that it hurts
he literally helps Santa like every other year to save Christmas. there's a legit chance that present is from Santa and lead wrapped.
When was the last time a superhero helped save Christmas? It feels like it's been too long. The world has grown dark and dreary.
Why would they "save" Christmas? It's nothing but a commercialized pagan holiday.
Here comes a seething federahomosexual Black person coping on shitty early 2000s shit that’s been debunked by actual academics and his own fart huffing misanthropy
Call your mother and tell her you love homo, you might get something this Christmas
Man, I hope I can be a cool humbug like you some day, with your high intelligence letting you see past the illusion
Til then I'll just wallow in the depths of merriment and cheer
There was a new release like 2 days ago.
Weekly series coming out now.
Making Santa Badass looses the point of the character, is better when he is a jolly old man who is also extremely powerful like
This. Even though its in a stinker of a movie, one of the most badass things I've seen Santa do is in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. There's a scene where the bad guy locks Santa and the two human kids in an airlock and opens it into deep space. A few minutes later, Santa and the kids are in the control room. When the villain ask how they survived Santa just casually mentions that, when the door closed, he just used his magic to travel up an air pipe with the kids like he does every chimney. He even forgives the villain; playing the attempted murder off as though it was entirely an accident.
THAT is how you do a badass Santa properly.
But Santa isnt badass here he is just doing his job and joyful about it.
I though of pic related and realized it's been 25 years or so.
I hate that you're right.
Old Christmas special were kino
Did Superman frick those nubile teens for Christmas?
You saying you wouldn't if you were alone with those two?
Superheros don't have the guitar licks to save Santa
I am so glad they retired again. Once you start appearing in Scooby Doo movies you're career is over.
Would you put the Scooby Doo appearance above or below the Fairly Odd Parent appearance?
>retire
They literally revealed digital avatars of themselves at that same show, they're never going to stop. I'll bet $100k they'll be the first major band to embrace AI, too.
I think Happy! by Garth Ennis?
there was that time recently when Kiss saved Santa!
street angel saved christmas
Im pretty sure Doom and Ironman saved Santa during King in Black last year or the year before
The dude has met him multiple times that's why.
Because Santa is his neighbor. He lives across the street from the fortress of solitude.
>i know who would do something!
>who? SaNtA ClAuS??
>No! SUPERMAN!
I just wish he would've said yes 🙁
I'm so sorry Superman told you to drop dead
Why don't you believe in Santa?
He never brings me anything.
Then quit being a naughty boy.
Yeah because you’re bad. You think Santa puts pedophiles who jerk off to underage cartoon characters for 16 hours a day on the nice list?
>Why the frick would Clark believe in Santa?
Same reason he believes in Jesus.
Kansas.
Christianity is 100% canonically true in DC and so is Santa’s existence
I just don't know where else the Santa deniers think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night.
Unless your parents are poor. Then Santa brings you Dollar Store toys if you're lucky or nothing at all if it was an especially tough year. Strangely enough, all of the rich kids get toys whether they were good or not.
Sounds like someone got a lump of coal in his stocking from Santa and a load of cum in his ass from his stepdad
KWAB
>Clark
gay!
gay
this thread was unexpectedly wholesome sometimes i love you guys
hes a dude who can fly and shoot laser beams and comes from outer space
hes open minded
based Supes
a little whimsy never hurt anyone
Cuz he's real?
He's a space alien that got super powers from the sun.
He built a massive "secret lair" in the polar ice caps.
He has fought the likes of a space biker, a space hitler, regular hitler, another space hitler but this one wasn't as powerful as the other one, a midget Gilbert Gottfried (bless his soul) that can bend all reality without limit, a fricked up moronic clone of himself, and a dude that tried to kill him in a car-related accident.
And he works as a newspaper columnist.
How the frick would Santa not be real at that point?
He lives in a world with Magic, Gods, aliens and tons of others weird supernatural shit.
Of course he'd believe in Santa Claus.
I love the time Santa visited Apokolips and gave Darkseid coal.
Why the frick are redditors like this?
>mall Santas aren't real
That's always a fun one from the deniers, though they're not far off.
Mall Santas are NOT Santa, they're volunteers who help Santa collect more wants and wishes from the kids around the world while the real Santa is busy.
?si=y3gZJXsaAmkqqjB6&t=98
A reality warping 5th dimensional imp exists in his universe, I can understand where the idea of Santa Claus could be considered probable.
Santa is actually just Old Barry Allen after traveling back in time to retire.
Superman can fly around the world in a night, Santa's activities are less unreal to him.
>OP doesnt believe in Santa
In the DC Universe, Santa Claus exists.