Wrong, here is how it is stated in the comic: Patel is a week in middle school. Lucas was less than a year in high school, until she dumped him for Todd, whi she dated for the rest of high school til he bailed, so it was 2-3 years. Roxy was less than a year in college. Twins and Gideon we have no frame of reference for duration.
Of them only Lucas, Todd and Gideon really count as exes. Roxy was just fwb and Patel she only held hands with.
I dunno. Felt like a lot of college roommate situations I saw when I spent my first year in the dorms. Meet new roommate, become quick friends maybe more... Year moves on and you find a place that isn't the dorm to live. Ramona just kinda left cuz she's a flake.
She didn't even like her own boyfriend, she's only really been shown to be kind to fellow b***hes, b***h-lackeys, and people she can leghump for clout. That being said since college days she saw through Scott's horseshit persona and knew he was bad news, so she's probably just spiteful about his continued samesuch existence at this point and the fact he's still hooked into her social circle.
You'll manage to break your neck reaching so far? What part of "horseshit persona" makes you think he's being open? His whole deal is he acts like this cutesy naive simplistic softboy but is really a jackass who doesn't show concern for others, and throughout the comic grows past that.
They're not actually evil, they're just categorized that way because she refused to accept responsibility for her part in the relationship issues that led to each breakup.
The main guy kidnapped six women and froze them in ice chambers so he can brainwash them into having sex with him because he got wiener blocked. I know being used as a flesh tube by your father and uncle your whole life might alter your sense of morality anon but rape is still evil you udder sucking rabbi kisser
>if he SAYS it, that means it's TRUE
Great analysis professor, real deep. Is this going in your dissertation?
They planned on killing an innocent man because he was interested in dating her. They worked with a guy who set up an evil organization and had a cryostasis harem. Said guy also used mind control or something on his targets. I'd say they count as evil enough.
Yes, and people explode into video game pickups when you beat them up. It should come as no surprise to anyone the series didn't go over well if this surface-level reading is all the hardcore fans are capable of.
Well I wanna say it was said after the fact that Scott's wins got teleported home safely or something, but Gideon straight up murdered him and he was only saved by his extra life. Evil is evil.
Saying Gideon isn’t evil is legit ignoring everything that happens in the books/movie/anime. Reminder he was about to blow up an entire theater full of innocents and brainwashed Ramona with a chip implant.
You're supposed to, you idiot. It only takes one, so if you ever manage to frick someone other than your sister you should probably get a routine check up too.
Gross. Well I hope you two are happy at least.
I married someone who lost count and basically had a track record like Ramona. Lasted a decent amount of years, but I found out she was cheating so yeah. Not really surprising in retrospect, but I was devastated at the time.
Old patterns die hard, I guess.
it's funny because she never even actually dated most of them. The only ones confirmed she dated were Todd, Gideon and the twins. Pattel was only a kiss, Lucas was a small encounter and Roxie was just friends with benefits.
Patel and her dated for a week and a half, she says this in every version. She did date Lucas but she dumped him for Todd, it was mentioned in both comic and series. Roxie and her did date, she's just shrugging it because she's embarrassed by her. She considers her an ex in the movie and the comic.
Did Roxie and Ramona actually dated in the series?
I thought Roxie told Ramona how she felt towards her, Ramona didn't reciprocate and fricked off somewhere else afterwards. They did dated in the comic tbh.
See: >They lived together >They had sex every day >Spent most of their time together >Roxie taught Romana all of her fighting skills, like a mentor >They had shared hobbies >They did everything an "official" couple would do. >"But it doesn't count as an EX, they're just FWB"
I swear, is FWB just the secular version of Christian teens convincing themselves that daily anal sex doesn't count against their virginity?
I don't trust anyone who unirionically uses the term "FWB" and think it's a meaningful distinction to make. It's a huge red flag for commitment and intimacy issues. Ramona's whole character is proof of that: she literally refuses to define the relationship she had with Roxie as anything, thus invalidating Roxie's whole existence.
>>They had sex every day >Spent most of their time together >>They had shared hobbies >They did everything an "official" couple would do.
We don't know if they did any of this. They hung out, obviously, but they were literally roommates which is what lead to all of that and their relationship happening in the first place. >They lived together
Missing the point. The idea that you can just frick a 100 people and claim it "doesn't count" merely because you say so, is pure cope. And anyone who does that shit is a walking bundle of neurosis. A purely sexual relationship is still a relationship.
I have an ex who, due to circumstances, our relationship was basically fwb situation by all definitions. We both were busy and had separate lives in different cities, and would only see each other for a bit on the weekends. We never "defined the relationship," and eventually had to break it off because she was leaving for some college abroad thing. Still, I refer to her as an ex that I "dated," because I'm not some insecure child who is embarrassed by my own choices of who I slept with.
I don't feel the need to dodge around the subject in conversation and deny it as a "relationship" or refuse to admit we "dated" because I don't hate myself or regret my choices.
This is a weird stance. If you're just friends who have sex of course things will be different from a proper relationship. There's no innate issues with commitment you're just not into each other romantically.
First was a boy she kissed once in middle school. Second she only dated for a couple weeks because he begged her and she felt sorry for him. Third was the only “real” boyfriend outside Gideon/Scott, but they split when high school was done.
4 was her college dorm room mate, and when the semester ended, their relationship ended with it.
5 and 6 were college TAs who liked to aggressively hit on the new girls each year, and she briefly “dated” both of them just to get them to be mad and jealous with each other, as revenge.
Gideon was the first sustained relationship after Todd, and he was a monster.
So it’s two exes, maybe three if you count Roxy; the rest are all just clingy rejects.
>have you tried going to a bar and pick up girls there?
No offence, but I just can't imagine meeting a decent person at a bar. Same with dating apps.
You'd just find people who either don't want real relationships, or people who are beyond desperate and willing to bet on bars or dating apps anyway in spite of the shit odds.
Just a shame then that I've never had a female collegue or co-worker. Of the several hobby groups I've joined or checked out there has either been no women at all or the women who have been there are the wives or girlfriends of some of the regulars there. And if I have somehow managed to meet a woman who is actually single there had been an age gap 15+ years or something.
how about trying to ask a friend to introduce you to someone your type? I met the last girl I dated when she joined a hangout with a friend group of mine
>Of the several hobby groups I've joined or checked out there has either been no women at all or the women who have been there are the wives or girlfriends of some of the regulars there.
You're missing the point here. You have to make friends with the partnered women. If you get platonically close to them, you can open up to them and ask if they have any single friends. Women have other women friends.
The goal of going to hobby groups isn't to find single women - it's to make friends. And friends have other friends that you don't know yet. Some of them are bound to be single. And if not, those friends-of-friends also probably have other friends. And by having a friend circle, you also have multiple people who can help you weed out crazy chicks and provide you second opinions on your potential partners.
I met my notwife at a party. We argue over whether the impromptu hang sesh after counts as our first date or not but we've been together eight years now, seven of which have been exclusive and six of which have included parenthood.
Neither of us are "party people" yet happened to wind up at the same one, hit it off and spent almost the entire night into the next morning ignoring everyone else on earth.
Gross. Well I hope you two are happy at least.
I married someone who lost count and basically had a track record like Ramona. Lasted a decent amount of years, but I found out she was cheating so yeah. Not really surprising in retrospect, but I was devastated at the time.
Old patterns die hard, I guess.
She's extremely conservative about sex and I'm far, far more liberal but our shit works out somehow. If anything, I'm the ho here but that time in my life got boring and I've really settled into dadhood.
You don't get it, be like, literally saw her in his dreams? And then like they talked for 5 minutes and he asked her out and she was totally like "yea sure whatevs lol" and that's totally how organic relationships happen.
The thing that always bothered me in the original was it actually never felt like there was any actual chemistry. It's kinda sorta touched on when it's mentioned he doesn't even know her age months into their relationship. But the deeper message that gives us that they literally have nothing else going for each other other than wanting to frick one another at first sight.
>But the deeper message that gives us that they literally have nothing else going for each other other than wanting to frick one another at first sight.
Yeah, their relationship to me always seemed doomed to fail. It's just that the story (in the comic) isn't really about their relationship - it's more about Scott becoming a better person. To me, the actual relationship always felt bittersweet because it's clear that they genuinely want to be good for each other, but even by the end it's not clearly established that either of them have really matured and are partner-worthy.
And if the recent cartoon is canon, we basically see that the comic versions of them did last a while, but never really grew past their own internal shit. And the cartoon we see Ramona's journey to becoming more mature. But again, the ending seems to hint at their relationship still being doomed to fail.
>doomed to fail
Taking a break doesn't mean your relationship was doomed. Future Ramona was still madly in love with future Scott, it was his own relapse into a shut in bum that made them so far apart again. They are literally still married.
Lol, they were on break for 10 years. Neither of them made an effort to repair their relationship. They have baggage, and their shit was doomed exactly because they never dealt with it.
I'm not a 20-something kid, I've been married and been on "breaks" before. This shit isn't new to me.
You can see the cracks in Scott and Ramona's foundation from the start to the end, if you have enough life experience to know what to look for.
She's pretty, social, and apparently some level of captivating even when she's not literally in your head. She's gonna manage to get a few partners. Not everyone scores a relationship once every ten years or manages to be a KHHV and it's perfectly natural. Hell even Scott had some flavor of, what, five people who could be counted as exes? Kinda hilarious Lisa wouldn't fit the bill. Wallace has more claim for a spot than she does.
>I bet she smells like freshly laundered sheets.
she looks like she goes to local concerts where the lead singer throws poop at the crowd and makes the fans smear it at each other during a breakdown
No it isn't. At her age? Not even close.
Maybe twice that number would be a lot. As an actual adult, four times that number would only be approaching a lot.
Nah adorable kissing scene between Wallace and Todd absolutely mogs this scene. The animation went from hot to down right adorable
We hardly get cute gay boys kissing too
Todd, she dated matthew in the 7th grade for a week and a half and lucas canonically never had sex with her. He literally blew a hole in the moon for her if she didn't let him hit it would just be sad
Ramona is the kind of woman you think is "hot" or "cool" when you're a fresh out of highschool child who's addicted to aesthetics. By the time you're 28 or so, nothing about Ramona is actually attractive.
Unless you're emotionally stunted or something.
The majority of them were people she dated in highschool for less than a month.
Wrong, here is how it is stated in the comic: Patel is a week in middle school. Lucas was less than a year in high school, until she dumped him for Todd, whi she dated for the rest of high school til he bailed, so it was 2-3 years. Roxy was less than a year in college. Twins and Gideon we have no frame of reference for duration.
Of them only Lucas, Todd and Gideon really count as exes. Roxy was just fwb and Patel she only held hands with.
>Roxy was less than a year in college.
The show really tried to make it look like they were together for a lot longer than that.
I dunno. Felt like a lot of college roommate situations I saw when I spent my first year in the dorms. Meet new roommate, become quick friends maybe more... Year moves on and you find a place that isn't the dorm to live. Ramona just kinda left cuz she's a flake.
Seem like a you thing, to me it was very clear that's why Ramona didn't even consider Roxy took it seriously.
We know she was pulling double duty on the twins so that means it took less time to piss them off.
Only two of them were in highschool
>Not even double digits.
Rookie numbers.
it really isn't she's 23. I dated two people in the past year and she's pretty so she also has that
She has 7 EVIL exs. Who knows how many good natured ones she has.
Only one, Doug, who was a but of a dick.
>that's kind of sad
quite self-aware
What did she have against Scott?
Butthurt he fricked her roommate instead of her.
Professional hater.
She’s literally just a b***h who hates everyone.
She hates everyone in general, but Scott just plain sucks as a person so he cops it more.
She didn't even like her own boyfriend, she's only really been shown to be kind to fellow b***hes, b***h-lackeys, and people she can leghump for clout. That being said since college days she saw through Scott's horseshit persona and knew he was bad news, so she's probably just spiteful about his continued samesuch existence at this point and the fact he's still hooked into her social circle.
So she hates Scott because he doesn't hide his trash like the rest?
You'll manage to break your neck reaching so far? What part of "horseshit persona" makes you think he's being open? His whole deal is he acts like this cutesy naive simplistic softboy but is really a jackass who doesn't show concern for others, and throughout the comic grows past that.
Scott would technically be 8
They're not actually evil, they're just categorized that way because she refused to accept responsibility for her part in the relationship issues that led to each breakup.
>"My name is Matthew Patel... And I'm Ramona's first Evil Ex-Boyfriend"
speedreader kun......
>if he SAYS it, that means it's TRUE
Great analysis professor, real deep. Is this going in your dissertation?
The main guy kidnapped six women and froze them in ice chambers so he can brainwash them into having sex with him because he got wiener blocked. I know being used as a flesh tube by your father and uncle your whole life might alter your sense of morality anon but rape is still evil you udder sucking rabbi kisser
They planned on killing an innocent man because he was interested in dating her. They worked with a guy who set up an evil organization and had a cryostasis harem. Said guy also used mind control or something on his targets. I'd say they count as evil enough.
Yes, and people explode into video game pickups when you beat them up. It should come as no surprise to anyone the series didn't go over well if this surface-level reading is all the hardcore fans are capable of.
Well I wanna say it was said after the fact that Scott's wins got teleported home safely or something, but Gideon straight up murdered him and he was only saved by his extra life. Evil is evil.
Saying Gideon isn’t evil is legit ignoring everything that happens in the books/movie/anime. Reminder he was about to blow up an entire theater full of innocents and brainwashed Ramona with a chip implant.
I'm 28 and stopped counting after 10 sexual partners.
GAY
Did you get a prostitute award or something?
Get yourself tested anon
You walking Petri dish you
I get tested after every sexual partner.
You're supposed to, you idiot. It only takes one, so if you ever manage to frick someone other than your sister you should probably get a routine check up too.
Yowza. By 28, I was approaching triple digits. I've been with only one person the last seven years, tho.
Gross. Well I hope you two are happy at least.
I married someone who lost count and basically had a track record like Ramona. Lasted a decent amount of years, but I found out she was cheating so yeah. Not really surprising in retrospect, but I was devastated at the time.
Old patterns die hard, I guess.
>TL;DR you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
>Why the hell does she have so many ex boyfriends?
She is a prostitute.
it's funny because she never even actually dated most of them. The only ones confirmed she dated were Todd, Gideon and the twins. Pattel was only a kiss, Lucas was a small encounter and Roxie was just friends with benefits.
Patel and her dated for a week and a half, she says this in every version. She did date Lucas but she dumped him for Todd, it was mentioned in both comic and series. Roxie and her did date, she's just shrugging it because she's embarrassed by her. She considers her an ex in the movie and the comic.
Did Roxie and Ramona actually dated in the series?
I thought Roxie told Ramona how she felt towards her, Ramona didn't reciprocate and fricked off somewhere else afterwards. They did dated in the comic tbh.
My memory tells me Ramona just felt like experimenting, I explicitely remember her saying "I didn't think it would count."
I don't know what to take from that.
>She didn't date most of them
>She dated 4
>Out of 7
>That's most of them
>But she didn't date most of them
>Roxie was just friends with benefits.
See:
>They lived together
>They had sex every day
>Spent most of their time together
>Roxie taught Romana all of her fighting skills, like a mentor
>They had shared hobbies
>They did everything an "official" couple would do.
>"But it doesn't count as an EX, they're just FWB"
I swear, is FWB just the secular version of Christian teens convincing themselves that daily anal sex doesn't count against their virginity?
I don't trust anyone who unirionically uses the term "FWB" and think it's a meaningful distinction to make. It's a huge red flag for commitment and intimacy issues. Ramona's whole character is proof of that: she literally refuses to define the relationship she had with Roxie as anything, thus invalidating Roxie's whole existence.
Lesbian Til Graduation doesn't count.
>>They had sex every day
>Spent most of their time together
>>They had shared hobbies
>They did everything an "official" couple would do.
We don't know if they did any of this. They hung out, obviously, but they were literally roommates which is what lead to all of that and their relationship happening in the first place.
>They lived together
Missing the point. The idea that you can just frick a 100 people and claim it "doesn't count" merely because you say so, is pure cope. And anyone who does that shit is a walking bundle of neurosis. A purely sexual relationship is still a relationship.
I have an ex who, due to circumstances, our relationship was basically fwb situation by all definitions. We both were busy and had separate lives in different cities, and would only see each other for a bit on the weekends. We never "defined the relationship," and eventually had to break it off because she was leaving for some college abroad thing. Still, I refer to her as an ex that I "dated," because I'm not some insecure child who is embarrassed by my own choices of who I slept with.
I don't feel the need to dodge around the subject in conversation and deny it as a "relationship" or refuse to admit we "dated" because I don't hate myself or regret my choices.
This is a weird stance. If you're just friends who have sex of course things will be different from a proper relationship. There's no innate issues with commitment you're just not into each other romantically.
>7 exes for a mid twenties woman was seen as a comically large amount of exes in 2010
Scott Pilgrim made society collapse
It wasn’t the number of exes that was comedic, it was the fact that they were all evil.
But how many sexed it is what really matters
Todd Roxie Twins and Simon. She only dated Lucas for a short amount of time before dumping him for Todd, probably because he didn't know what sex is.
>simon
she said in the comics she never had sex with lucas
I literally said she didn't have sex with him
Cause she's a bawd
First was a boy she kissed once in middle school. Second she only dated for a couple weeks because he begged her and she felt sorry for him. Third was the only “real” boyfriend outside Gideon/Scott, but they split when high school was done.
4 was her college dorm room mate, and when the semester ended, their relationship ended with it.
5 and 6 were college TAs who liked to aggressively hit on the new girls each year, and she briefly “dated” both of them just to get them to be mad and jealous with each other, as revenge.
Gideon was the first sustained relationship after Todd, and he was a monster.
So it’s two exes, maybe three if you count Roxy; the rest are all just clingy rejects.
Well, how many do you have?
4, but I’m 30.
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have you tried going to a bar and pick up girls there? maybe ask your friends about any parties in your area you can go to?
>have you tried going to a bar and pick up girls there?
No offence, but I just can't imagine meeting a decent person at a bar. Same with dating apps.
You'd just find people who either don't want real relationships, or people who are beyond desperate and willing to bet on bars or dating apps anyway in spite of the shit odds.
Just a shame then that I've never had a female collegue or co-worker. Of the several hobby groups I've joined or checked out there has either been no women at all or the women who have been there are the wives or girlfriends of some of the regulars there. And if I have somehow managed to meet a woman who is actually single there had been an age gap 15+ years or something.
how about trying to ask a friend to introduce you to someone your type? I met the last girl I dated when she joined a hangout with a friend group of mine
>Of the several hobby groups I've joined or checked out there has either been no women at all or the women who have been there are the wives or girlfriends of some of the regulars there.
You're missing the point here. You have to make friends with the partnered women. If you get platonically close to them, you can open up to them and ask if they have any single friends. Women have other women friends.
The goal of going to hobby groups isn't to find single women - it's to make friends. And friends have other friends that you don't know yet. Some of them are bound to be single. And if not, those friends-of-friends also probably have other friends. And by having a friend circle, you also have multiple people who can help you weed out crazy chicks and provide you second opinions on your potential partners.
I met my notwife at a party. We argue over whether the impromptu hang sesh after counts as our first date or not but we've been together eight years now, seven of which have been exclusive and six of which have included parenthood.
Neither of us are "party people" yet happened to wind up at the same one, hit it off and spent almost the entire night into the next morning ignoring everyone else on earth.
>Roxy
is not a boyfriend.
She's extremely conservative about sex and I'm far, far more liberal but our shit works out somehow. If anything, I'm the ho here but that time in my life got boring and I've really settled into dadhood.
You'll be happier than most people if you ever get a gf/bf.
I unironically believe that only people who feel total alienation and despair are capable of experiencing true romantic love.
Seven. 27 and married.
7, but I'm a male so it's okay.
nope you're a bawd too
>Ex boyfriends
Exes.
Why would he want to be with somebody with such shitty taste in men anyway? I don't get what he sees in her frankly, she's a stuck up art ho
You don't get it, be like, literally saw her in his dreams? And then like they talked for 5 minutes and he asked her out and she was totally like "yea sure whatevs lol" and that's totally how organic relationships happen.
The thing that always bothered me in the original was it actually never felt like there was any actual chemistry. It's kinda sorta touched on when it's mentioned he doesn't even know her age months into their relationship. But the deeper message that gives us that they literally have nothing else going for each other other than wanting to frick one another at first sight.
>But the deeper message that gives us that they literally have nothing else going for each other other than wanting to frick one another at first sight.
Yeah, their relationship to me always seemed doomed to fail. It's just that the story (in the comic) isn't really about their relationship - it's more about Scott becoming a better person. To me, the actual relationship always felt bittersweet because it's clear that they genuinely want to be good for each other, but even by the end it's not clearly established that either of them have really matured and are partner-worthy.
And if the recent cartoon is canon, we basically see that the comic versions of them did last a while, but never really grew past their own internal shit. And the cartoon we see Ramona's journey to becoming more mature. But again, the ending seems to hint at their relationship still being doomed to fail.
>doomed to fail
Taking a break doesn't mean your relationship was doomed. Future Ramona was still madly in love with future Scott, it was his own relapse into a shut in bum that made them so far apart again. They are literally still married.
Lol, they were on break for 10 years. Neither of them made an effort to repair their relationship. They have baggage, and their shit was doomed exactly because they never dealt with it.
I'm not a 20-something kid, I've been married and been on "breaks" before. This shit isn't new to me.
You can see the cracks in Scott and Ramona's foundation from the start to the end, if you have enough life experience to know what to look for.
>7 was considered a lot when the comic was written
>It's 'No big deal' now as women ride a wiener carousel
Why did we let it come to this?
She's a cumdump.
Everyone had sex with her except for the first dude btw.
She was cute in the cartoon. Made me a Ramona believer.
7 cats is a worrying amount
I don't have an analogy for 7 ex-boyfriends
7 is a pretty normal amount for a person in their mid 20's to have
There is only three states for puritans
>Incel
>Married
>prostitute
You kidding right?
Not him but have you ever met a person? Male or female, it doesn't matter
people date bro
She's pretty, social, and apparently some level of captivating even when she's not literally in your head. She's gonna manage to get a few partners. Not everyone scores a relationship once every ten years or manages to be a KHHV and it's perfectly natural. Hell even Scott had some flavor of, what, five people who could be counted as exes? Kinda hilarious Lisa wouldn't fit the bill. Wallace has more claim for a spot than she does.
Roxy isn't a boy, she's a girl, a smelly one
I don't get where this smelly Roxy meme comes from. I bet she smells like freshly laundered sheets.
>I bet she smells like freshly laundered sheets.
she looks like she goes to local concerts where the lead singer throws poop at the crowd and makes the fans smear it at each other during a breakdown
Imagine how loose Ramona's pussy is... Like throwing a hotdog down on a hallway level of loose...
No it isn't. At her age? Not even close.
Maybe twice that number would be a lot. As an actual adult, four times that number would only be approaching a lot.
SEXOOOOO
Nah adorable kissing scene between Wallace and Todd absolutely mogs this scene. The animation went from hot to down right adorable
We hardly get cute gay boys kissing too
No sparks /u/cuck
Considering body counts are higher today? That shit is rookie numbers. She still a prostitute though
How many dicks has she sucked?
Relevant to the thread.
Funny thing I say
The least a character had to do with the plot the more enjoyable that character is in this garbage adaptation
I disagree
All the exes are way better than their comic counterparts
To me they always felt incredibly 1-dimensional
What is his bodycount?
over 9000 penises
she actually has at least one more, but he wasn't evil
ok but who popped her cherry?
Todd, she dated matthew in the 7th grade for a week and a half and lucas canonically never had sex with her. He literally blew a hole in the moon for her if she didn't let him hit it would just be sad
Is the Jap dub better?
She’s a man ruiner anon, it’s why her and Scott make such a good couple they’re both terrible people
Ramona is the kind of woman you think is "hot" or "cool" when you're a fresh out of highschool child who's addicted to aesthetics. By the time you're 28 or so, nothing about Ramona is actually attractive.
Unless you're emotionally stunted or something.
>7 is a lot.
She only has six.
And I'm not sure any of them got his pinky stinky with her.
>Patel
>Lee
>Todd
>Roxy
>Kyle
>Ken
>Gideon
anon............
En resumen, se metio con medio America
I dated 2 people before I met my partner there was a lot of pressure in my friends group to appear like you're having a lot of sex though