Why there's no Paradise Lost kino?

Why there's no Paradise Lost kino?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've often wondered the same thing. It could be incredible in the right hands.

    But who would be qualified for such a task? I can't think of any directors I'd want at the helm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But who would be qualified for such a task?
      Two Ridley Scotts, one from 1992 to direct and one from 2012 to produce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They would cheesify it.

        aronofsky

        This makes more sense than the Scott brothers, but he tends to be a bit too heavy-handed for my tastes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cheesify it
          That depends on the writer. Ridley Scott's visual direction is very tasteful when it's not coated in contemporary grading memes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oddly insightful post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aronofsky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But who would be qualified for such a task?
      Von Trier
      Haneke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Von Trier
        If he didn't have Parkinson's, he would be my choice. But given the massive scope of the film, it would probably be too much for him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ingmar Bergman could've done it but he's dead now.

      Maybe Terrence Malick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it was Malick it wouldn't be released until 2046 and there would be 2.5 hours on unreleased footage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Malick is too pure for Paradise Lost. Let him film his Christkino that will save humankind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Thomas Anderson
      Terry Gilliam

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        American born filmmakers are so fricking based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Woah, I always thought Gilliam was a bong. In fact, if you told me to name the bongiest of bong directors, he would have made the top 5.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But who would be qualified for such a task?
      Tarsem Singh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mel Gibson

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because even though technology has reached the point in Hollywood to depict Paradise Lost, the movie execs in Hollywood don't want to be apart of anything regarding Christianity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Noah
      >Silence
      >Exodus
      >Risen
      All Biblical epics with massive budgets made within the past 10 years.

      Frick off with your victim complex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >has to include old testament shit which the israelites would have no issue with

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection
          >The Way of the Wind (Malick's Jesus film that's in post-production)
          >the upcoming Scorsese film about Jesus

          But yeah, the war on Christianity continues to rage. We're not even allowed to say Merry Christmas anymore. Pretty soon they'll be tossing Christians into concentration camps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting how all these biblical epics always use stories from the old testament, never the new testament

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not interesting because it's not true.

          >Silence
          >Risen
          Not OT films.

          See also:

          >The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection
          >The Way of the Wind (Malick's Jesus film that's in post-production)
          >the upcoming Scorsese film about Jesus

          But yeah, the war on Christianity continues to rage. We're not even allowed to say Merry Christmas anymore. Pretty soon they'll be tossing Christians into concentration camps.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the church is so autistic about canon, why do Catholics enjoy this fanfic? Wasn’t this story also shit on when it came out for Milton’s depiction of Satan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Artistic works aren't considered "biblical canon," wtf. If you make one badly you will get shit, if you make one that's artistic and enlightening you will get praised.

      Also Paradise Lost is protestant. Catholics will read it, but it's a bigger part of the Protestant literary canon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cause it's a poem

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You said it yourself, it's lost kino.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta say, I agree with that anon that said that Aronofsky would do a good job.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unadaptable

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically unfilmable

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's it about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a rip-off of Wendigoon's novel: Blood Meridian.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man being kicked from the Garden of Eden and Satan being a tragic fallen hero. It's incredibly long winded but with some great descriptions of set pieces.

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