Why was Black Beauty (2020) starring Mackenzie Foy critically panned? How would you have fixed it?

Why was Black Beauty (2020) starring Mackenzie Foy critically panned?

How would you have fixed it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The black stallion would've been played by me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stallion
      it's a female horse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stallion, mare, it's all good.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have the horse tell jokes like mr. ed

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a Black Beauty reboot?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and it was wokeified as frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they have a black dude play the horse or something?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The horse identifies as transpecies. So technically, yes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I didn't see it. It came out during the memedemic and went to Disney plus immediately. Frick you China.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MACKENZIE FOY SEXO
    CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
    FRICK HER BALD LITTLE SLIT

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know how this universe can exist with Foy and Myers both existing at the same time..

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        MACKENZIE FOY SEXO
        CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
        FRICK HER BALD LITTLE SLIT

        https://i.imgur.com/NeuhOBQ.jpg

        Why was Black Beauty (2020) starring Mackenzie Foy critically panned?

        How would you have fixed it?

        She and Emma should do a hardcore lesbo flick together

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why the attack on me, it's a valid suggestion

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Foy and Myers are too pure for such filth. They’re not mentally ill cretins like Ellen Page and Kate Mara

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Girl on girl sex is the purest form of love though

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s such.. you’re so full of.. Well, you got me there..

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Samegay.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who? Me or the other anon who also posted this one ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lewd plastic gloves

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that zit!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tear

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foyboys rise up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine she's pretending to hug me, kinda like how I pretend to cuddle with her while watching the Gilmore Girls.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she jerked off the horse I would have watched it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good night Mackenzie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sex scene
    liberals hate sex scenes unless it's some kind of absolutely degenerate debauchery
    if they would have consummated their relationship on screen the critics would have raved
    guaranteed

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a lovely young woman!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blacked Beauty

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is her upcoming kino where she plays a literal prostitute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      people have been posting about that since 2020. it's not happening.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pressed the horse button
    Never press the horse button

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Sarah Gadon

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nude horse riding

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mackenzie Foy
    she's a beauty but not a star

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is of course phenomenally beautiful. But there's something about her face that scares the hell out of me. She is the perfect actress for horror films.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give me notes so my next movie doesn't flop

    frick off, stop making films, you're polluting the medium with your garbage

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is in the catalog every time I visit Cinemaphile and I keep clicking it hoping it's a /zoo/ thread.

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