Why was George so adamant about not getting married to this absolute fox?
>great body
>cute face
>rich
Was he just a homosexual all along?
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Why was George so adamant about not getting married to this absolute fox? >great body. >cute face. >rich
He just didn't want to have to do married shit.
he was a weirdo. I would have done it after a year
she was pretty boring ultimately
George was a bum the entire series.
He had many high-paying jobs, actually. George was also quite clever and great at scheming to do as little work as possible.
This. It’s actually funny to consider
>short as frick
>bald as frick
>neurotic as frick
>cheap as frick
>annoying as frick
>somehow fricks a different 10/10 every two weeks
Oh Larry David, you cheeky merchant
Yeah but he's got character and that's what matters ;^)
And George was a bundle of joy, right?
Neurotic israelite doesn’t want a drastic permanent change in lifestyle
She was killing Independent George
Simpin ain’t easy king
Newsflash George is an idiot
>loser bald man in the 90's
>fricks like 50 women
Could have been you if the smelly nerds didnt invent social media and online dating
Marriage is a shit game, even if you do get a beautiful woman.
this, after a decade they turn into a hag and you're still a good looking hunk because men dont age and now you have to have secret affairs because you dont wanna frick pruneface b***h wife anymore, but have to be careful because if youre caught youre up to your ass in child support payments after youre divorce for the next 2 decades
He wants to be free and go to coffee shops and movies with Jerry whenever he wants not be forced into watching womens shows like Mad About You
>doesn't want to watch a show featuring 3.14 Helen Hunt
So he's gay?
>doesn't want to watch a show featuring 3.14 Helen Hunt
its "QT 3.14" bud
he got it right though. helen hunt was never cute, she was pi
he was a neurotic israelite
Jerry, George and Kramer being manchildren ruined an entire generation of men.
*improved an entire generation of men
we don't fall for their israeli tricks, don't work harder than we should, and have been frugal with money because of seinfeld. thank you based israeli production.
that's the joke, OP
susan was cute as frick
Can you imagine having every waking moment of your life occupied with another person to the point that you can't think? I can, and I don't want it.
Because Seinfeld is anti-marriage and anti-children propaganda.
He's a selfish bastard. Even the best girl (who still loved him despite him ruining her life several times) wasn't good enough for him.
Her father was a closeted homosexual. George justifiably feared any children they had would be molested.