Why was he fat tho. Why couldnt he just be evil and skinny

Why was he fat tho
Why couldn’t he just be evil and skinny

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a visual allegory for someone who is possessed by Greed

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because fat people are worse than skinny people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >citation needed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take any person who was once fat and became skinny OR was once skinny and became fat. Compare their moral fortitude between both states. Skinny people are simply better.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > this anon again

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are weak and disgusting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being skinny indicates the capability for discipline and self improvement, being fat indicates you're a hedonistic frick who chases short term dopamine rush. It's not a coincidence that gluttony was deemed a deadly sin.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's meant to represent the American government's insatiable lust for oil (spice) even and especially at the expense of poor desert people. It makes sense he'd be morbidly obese.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American
      yeah, your post clearly shows the state of American education

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frank Hebert himself said that bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then why the hell does he have a full russian name

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Finland was a Russian colony for a long time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Russia is Finland's rightful clay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >full russian name
            Delete your post. Harkonnen (almost certainly, like every name ending in "-nen") derives from the common Finnish name "Härkönen".
            It's one of our few claims to fame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, tha harkonnen obese are an allegory for those fat american fricks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Harkonnens are an allegory for Russia, unironically. The Empire is the Britsh Empire and the Fremen are Beduins. Paul is Laurence of Arabia.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The atreides are what? The french empire?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is that Harkonnens have Russian names, the Harkonnens oppression of sand people is allegory of first Tsarist Russia and then commie homosexual exploitation of Afghanistan for oil and minerals, but nice try.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have Fingol names
        But it still works

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cursed by bene gesserit iirc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bene gesserit put curses on the families they needed for breeding a Kwisatz?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They slipped in a fat gene
        He HAD to be evil (all fat people are evil)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a fat gene
          Put down the fork and go for a walk, lardass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bene gesserit put curses on the families they needed for breeding a Kwisatz?

      That's not canon shit on the awful son's sequels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you remember incorrectly lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the chick that was hitting on Feyd had previously poisoned him which made him fat and diseased.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a seeker of sensation. The fat was simply a result of that, or a sensation all its own because it was offensive. And the baron loved offending.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was based on L Ron Hubbard, who was a fat redheaded pederast obsessed with wealth according to Herbert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >according to Herbert
      Also according to anyone who isn’t Tom Cruise

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because greed, avarice and gluttony are at the core of his character.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a vile homosexual and almost pedophilie in the book so of course he is fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >almost pedophilie
      How does one become an "almost pedophile"?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he bathe in olive oil and balsamic vinegar?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is why wasn't he gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was in the books.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a hedonist without selfcontrol. Both with food or fricking kids that look like Paul.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Harkonnens are supposed to be over-the-top evil as a contrast to the nobility of
    House Atreides. So they engage in hedonism and ever possible vice. The Baron can't just be fat, he has to be as fat as humanly possible and riddled with disease.
    The movie kinda ignores this in favor of making them more generically fascist. Sorta cool visuals aside they kinda suck in the movie and the Baron comes of as kinda of a moron in the second one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Baron comes of as kinda of a moron in the second one.
      he comes across as a moron in the books too if you keep track of his actions and ignore Frank's limp attempts to convince you he's some kind of machievellian genius.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What were his big frick ups again? I can only recall him totally underestimating the fremen and being heedless of Rabban's warnings?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was he fat
        he is addicted to binge eating like he's addicted to boys.

        Baron is a midwit but also an experienced tyrant. Unlike his eating and perversion, he is quite patient when it comes to political power challenges. his biggest flaw is underestimating people.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat big takeout and then take vape hits and breath the vapor slowly out in big cloud
    I have become the Baron.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why was he fat tho
    He was a seeker of sensations. He just really liked to eat and frick and stuff.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't disgusting enough. They dialed it back too much. He should have been a lot more diseased looking and even fatter, so when he floats, it looks truly hideous. Not gay enough either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true. i guess it was disgusting enough for herbert and maybe the time the book was written. but he's not fricked up enough for today.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being a gluttonous homosexual reflects your moral character
    wtf that's fatphobic and racist tho fr fr homie

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is his daughter btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This woman managed to knock a feeling loose from my stone heart. And I hate her for it.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's worse than that, dude. He's fat and a monstrous boy-rapist.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatness is a form of corruption, so it's easy to telegraph subliminally that someone is corrupt by displaying their bloated corpus.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is a clear and unmistakable sign of greed, lack of impulse control, lack of principles and short sightedness. In other words, many of the traits associated with being evil. It is a mark of moral, mental and physical degeneracy.

    There is no such thing as a good fat person. Only "nice" (weak, timid and spineless) ones.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im reading the book and i still cant picture it. do his suspensors literally hold him up and let him float in the air? thats kind of what im picturing. or are they just normal suspenders that hold up pants?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harkonnen rule through vice. Its like their reward, they encourage this sort of behavior
    The baron vices are little kids and food. His nephew ha an harem. His captain is addicted to semuta.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because fat people are cool villains
    weightlets instinctively treat us badly even when we try to be nice to them so we are in the right to be evil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason we treat you badly is because we have to look at you
      Just stop being fat ffs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post face

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he bald tho
    Why couldn’t he just be evil and hairy

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obesity is a defect in your character that signifies an inability to contend with your gluttony

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a handsome, strong Chad once. Don't frick with the Bene Gesserit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat infinite delicious food if I had infinite money and knew I could still get laid while being a fatass. Really, I kind of envy him.

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