my son you must choose
this perfectly manicured pathway
or this hedgerow leading to a gully and a 10ft drop into a river with barbed wire and then a house on the other side
He says it's because a farmer who sees two blokes in army kit walking through a field might assume they're soldiers in training and ignore them. He doesn't actually claim to be any kind of soldier, he just wants people to leave him alone while he walks
He is a bumbling moron
If you want to watch peak midwit comedy find the episode where he gets lost in the woods because the battery on his gps dies. He has no spares, no compass and no intelligence.
So he walks in a circle for 8 hours
There's a lot of contingencies he didn't plan for, but he's learned from the beginning and some of his routes are really well planned. He's done better than most at least.
Then you'll know why a British guy of his age would believe that individual or small groups of squaddies seen walking across bits of Wales would make a certain degree of sense then.
1 year ago
Anonymous
A farmers gonna know if he’s near a training area, and if some spastic starts trampling through his land in combat 95’s (which haven’t been issued since like 2011) alone and filming himself and he isn’t near an MoD training area, he’s gonna sperg
1 year ago
Anonymous
I guess you definitely were a squaddie, jesus christ.
The fact that he has a mistaken belief is *why* he is carrying out behaviour based on that belief. He's not doing it *knowing he is wrong and it's stupid to do it*
Boys of a couple of generations, you surely included unless you're a zoom zoom, grow up being told about soldiers getting dumped in Wales to do cross country, survival training and selection.
They never question the details because they're little boys.
So when this silly bastard wants to walk across Welsh countryside without being stopped, he thinks surplus camo gear would potentially help.
That's it, there's no mental gymnastics required.
>that time he lit a fire on a farmer's land, talked to the farmer when he came to check him out, and stayed put for the police to come and find him which they did
>that episode where they get to West Philly and he sheepishly lets the black kids take his basketball and jersey away from him even though they hadn't completed his challenge yet
That travel through America series is exposed him hard
>Straight line mission >But I deviate from the line in a car >And I stay in a hotel at night >And the first marsh I reach counts as the coast
Mission accomplished!
Was? Did I miss something?
He got stabbed in a failed mugging in a Boston alley
because it's a fun challenge
because curved lines are actually bullshit
my son you must choose
this perfectly manicured pathway
or this hedgerow leading to a gully and a 10ft drop into a river with barbed wire and then a house on the other side
>ft
We're in Wales my Black person
We have feet in britain too
In fact I have two of them
he lost his hair line
Why’s he wearing issued kit, it’s shit. Is he trying to Walt?
He says it's because a farmer who sees two blokes in army kit walking through a field might assume they're soldiers in training and ignore them. He doesn't actually claim to be any kind of soldier, he just wants people to leave him alone while he walks
That’s moronic
He is a bumbling moron
If you want to watch peak midwit comedy find the episode where he gets lost in the woods because the battery on his gps dies. He has no spares, no compass and no intelligence.
So he walks in a circle for 8 hours
There's a lot of contingencies he didn't plan for, but he's learned from the beginning and some of his routes are really well planned. He's done better than most at least.
it makes sense in the uk though
I’m British and an ex squaddie
Then you'll know why a British guy of his age would believe that individual or small groups of squaddies seen walking across bits of Wales would make a certain degree of sense then.
A farmers gonna know if he’s near a training area, and if some spastic starts trampling through his land in combat 95’s (which haven’t been issued since like 2011) alone and filming himself and he isn’t near an MoD training area, he’s gonna sperg
I guess you definitely were a squaddie, jesus christ.
The fact that he has a mistaken belief is *why* he is carrying out behaviour based on that belief. He's not doing it *knowing he is wrong and it's stupid to do it*
Boys of a couple of generations, you surely included unless you're a zoom zoom, grow up being told about soldiers getting dumped in Wales to do cross country, survival training and selection.
They never question the details because they're little boys.
So when this silly bastard wants to walk across Welsh countryside without being stopped, he thinks surplus camo gear would potentially help.
That's it, there's no mental gymnastics required.
his videos are comfy
I feel like some big allegations are gonna drop about him. He seems like the type.
>Oh no, a farmer!
>I better slow down and give him time to ask me to end my diligently planned journey
>that time he lit a fire on a farmer's land, talked to the farmer when he came to check him out, and stayed put for the police to come and find him which they did
is there a single US state where this kind of mission could work without getting shot?
His current US trip is a massive eye opener to just how shit the US is without the use of a car
>that episode where they get to West Philly and he sheepishly lets the black kids take his basketball and jersey away from him even though they hadn't completed his challenge yet
That travel through America series is exposed him hard
Can't blame him too much, interacting with American blacks must be scary as frick for foreigners
>Straight line mission
>But I deviate from the line in a car
>And I stay in a hotel at night
>And the first marsh I reach counts as the coast
Mission accomplished!
Quid Quincunce speciosus,
qui, in quamcunque partem spectaveris, rectus est?