Why was her death so over the top?
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Why was her death so over the top?
Why was her death so over the top?
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Because Spielberg is a chud that hates hot women
Spielberg hasn't touched this franchise in literal decades.
imagine outing yourself as a tourist new gay like this
That's why everything but the first movie has been such trash.
Just a tragic character.
So are her breasts, it's so fricking sad
didnt have a man to protect her
In one of her 3 lines you hear her talking on the phone about her wedding.
and why wasnt he there?
Because one of the writers has a vore fetish
To play to the angry divorced children market, like the rest of that subplot.
Because it's Jurassic Park, not Teddy bear park you fricking pussy b***h
You say this as if the Jurassic world movies have instances of lite gore or genuine terror like the first movie.
Because it is funny to people that aren’t bisexual or women. I’ve banged 15 black women.
glad to see that number keep climbing bro, keep shooting for the stars
big fan of STDs are you
thoroughly and utterly based
You've gone from HIV positive to HIV enthusiastic
subhuman hedonistic baboons belong in zoos
What's it like?
Treverrow is a moron. He wanted the first death of a woman by a dinosaur to be shocking, but he didn't make the character anywhere near enough of a b***h for it to feel deserved. As such it just leaves you feeling uncomfortable.
Fricking have a nice day homosexual
>Feeling uncomfortable
homosexuals like you have ruined movie criticism and discussion. They definitely go overkill on this b***h, but describing it as uncomfortable when the scene is so tame and bloodless it hardly even feels like anything is happening on screen makes you sound like a pussy.
When are you going to start transitioning.
>be career wine aunt assistant
>always on your phone, never caring about the people around you
>have to babysit some kids for your boss
>get picked up by giant flying lizard, thrown into a water, drowning, then a gianter swimming lizard comes & eats you
>millions of dudes laugh & cheer at your death
Something about Zara struck a chord with certain audiences. Some who thought she represented them and some who absolutely despised her & everything she represented. Her death was brutal and unexpected and, like everything else, got politicized on twitter.
>wine aunt
It's mentioned she has a fiance.
Thirties & still childless. Wine aunt applies.
>Her death was brutal
As you'd expect when it comes to getting eaten by dinosaurs you frickwit.
The worst thing she did was be excited about her upcoming marriage. No one should be force to wacth their bosses kids thats not part of the job description. If the boss cant be assed to do it why blame her for not being fully thrilled about it
She didn't sound excited, she sounded like she was being a b***h "because this is MY wedding" and plus she wasn't letting her fiance have a bachelor party.
Every woman locks her man down. Thats just how it goes. There's no escape
The character and her death were Hollywood israelites complaining that their millenial goy assistants refuse to be slaves, unlike previous generations.
People think the only abuse in Hollywood is sexual, like Weinstein, but israelites find every possible way to abuse their goy assistants. You just don't hear about the other types of abuse because it's not illegal the way sexual harassment is.
Pterodactlys and giant sea monsters don't really care about who "deserves" to be eaten or not.
Most JP deaths make me feel uncomfortable. The toilet lawyer death always made me feel weird as a kid.
That was messed up. Every one would shit themselves in Jurassic Park. He had to go. There was nothing he could do
I hope yours is.
based
she'd be a 9/10 if not for those unfortunate pancakes
I was gonna say the exact same thing.
Is she holding an iPad instead of a sign?
her death is directly proportional to how bad her breasts are
these movies would all be better if they had lots of scenes where dinosaurs swallow women whole
you morons cried about this so much that the went 180 in the opposite direction in dominion, to the point where the only death scenes amount to a person screaming and the dino roaring and cutting away from the scene
Cinemaphile is full of feminised 90s born queers who are permanently emotionally stuck as teenage girls. Imagine being a gay c**t like this
So lame, now I have no reason to even hate watch the shit film
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These movies are mean spirited. They’re supposed to be adventure films for the family but people die horribly,
I wish you would die horribly
>Die horribly
All deaths are off screen or completely bloodless. Do we even see any limbs get thrown around in any of these?
>Mean spirited
These are some the most bland blockbusters of the last decade. No idea what you mean by mean spirited. Probably butthurt about a woman dying in a comical way in the first one.
Dude are you fricking moronic? People get de-limbed in the first three, even getting straight up ripped in half. And yes there is plenty of blood too.
>family adventure
No, that's what they have tried to make them. They were scifi with horror elements. These movies get shittier the more they move away from scifi horror.
wasn't far enough for what white women deserve
couldnt you just rock the boat to flip over and drown?
>thinking this actually happened
Romans had some vivid imaginations.
Romans themselves had some pretty fricking obscene torture and execution methods. Look up what happened to Locusta the Poisoner.
Has been debunked, but maybe we should try it on you ungrateful incel
Most torture methods were bullshit propaganda to make enemy nations sound more savage and uncivilized and to trick your soldiers into fighting harder as to escape capture.
It was over the flop
Hate how everyone circlejerks about the unnecessary brutality and unfairness of her death, b***h wouldn't have died if she would have done her job properly in the first place, people are just sad because the actress is good looking.
The saddest death in JP franchise is ma boy Eddie, he died like a hero but nobody cares because he is a man of course
>Hate how everyone circlejerks about the unnecessary brutality and unfairness of her death
Because every guy born after 1989 is at least half a gay.
I was born in 1981 and I thought the scene was a bit over the top. Jurassic Park movies aren't just gore porn, or at least they aren't supposed to be.
Yes they were. They weren't as drawn out exactly but it still was a big element for the movies
I might have believed 1991
This guy didn't deserve it at all either. And even worse no one mentions him ever again after he dies, no one cares that he saves them and was killed doing it.
Not true at all jeff goldblum definitely brings it up later in the movie
>she wasn’t a b***h enough to deserve that!!!
Subverted
Dinosaurs don't believe in karmic justice. Dinosaurs just want to eat.
Katie is so fricking gorgeous
The actress came up with the death though if i'm correct
Ok but can we post other hot women getting eaten in movies hehe :^)
This movie was garbage.
I remember being very successful at the time.
because the director saw her breasts
Dude who wrote this has a monster vore fetish. I 100% would bet money on it.
I would bet money on the fact you've never known the touch of a woman.
What do you think killed her inside that Liopleurodon? suffocation or acidification or crushed by internal muscles?
She passed through the digestive system completely unharmed and was shat back out
Why didn't she just claw her way through the stomach and other internal organs? Are women that moronic?
Us voresisters were finally represented for once and then they had to cut it back. Now we having NOTHING. Thanks alot
all women deserve to be killed brutally
She didn't instantly love the kids and want to be around them.
To drive the point further, she was unmarried, no kids of her own, and a career woman.
If it was under the bottom you wouldn't be able to see it.
This b***h got some huge breasts
Are you just trying to troll us? There have been multiple posters in this thread commenting on how awful her breasts are. You are not fooling anyone!
You obviously haven't seen her in Supergirl. She has a great rack. Or maybe you're just a gay.
Remember Eddie or the dog from The Lost World? This series has always been death porn.
There isn't enough of it in the World films. There should have been more people eaten by pterosaurs and raptors.
What a waste of a tablet
The reason why you think it is over the top is your primal urge to protect women getting triggered seeing her be eaten by a giant monster. But since it's a movie you don't know how to deal with it and have defaulted to the feminine "complain about it" response.
The proper response is to direct that emotion to your dick and get turned on by it. Watch that filthy bawd get swallowed whole and beat off thinking about her suffering inside that dinosaur's stomach
>Ninjartist's image of Zara and Clare naked inside the dinosaur's stomach.
White women frick their dinosaurs
Originally she was supposed to have a bigger role where she was shown being a dick to the kids and other people.
They cut those scenes but left in the gruesome death because they already spent the money and people like dinosaurs.
Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about this poor bastard’s death in Jurassic Park 2?
I honestly think that’s what they were going for with OP’s death. Basic shock value of an innocent character
I think that people forgot that dinosaurs are supposed to be vicious animals instead of arbiters of justice meteing out righteous judgment on the "deserving"
every franchise needs to be palatable capeshit now delivering nothing but positive reinforcement to the widest audience possible.
Because she never fricked supergirl
This actress is based as frick and did all of the stunts herself
She bussin frfr no cap
She would create giga chads with that jawline
She did a pretty kino nude scene just before this film, Google it
plz no...
>dat jaw
10/10 would procreate to pass her genes onto my sons
Remember everyone that children express most of the genes from the mother so if you want a chad son you need to find a woman with a a strong jawline.
I ended up coming out looking like my grandma