Why was it made? >inb4 the herb is blamed. DON'T.

Why was it made?
>inb4 the herb is blamed
DON'T.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cash grab for all parties involved

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why was it made?
    Because Kevin Smith had a heart attack and he's unable to shut the frick up about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should he?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's annoying and no one cares.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I care.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a stupid homosexual as well.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I sent Kevin a few messages of support (like an absolute fricking champ) during his hard times and he replied and thanked me profusely, while you were probably just being a neet loser piece of shit chud getting mad on Cinemaphile about browns in your precious media. Honestly, I pity you anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good for you. Hopefully you and him can fricking die in the next couple of weeks, you fricking whinny, sobbing c**ts.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you just relax and smoke a fat doobie and throw on a few kevin smith movies?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you prove that it really happened?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its partly autobiographical

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because kevin smith cries every time he sees his wife's ugly brown taint or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cries
      I think you mean gets his dick pwn’d.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder the original screenplay had an edgelord shooting subplot that was scrapped when he had a heartattack and decided to make the whole film about that.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made his money, just wants to revel in nerddom

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even bother. Reboot was worse than the cartooned jokes about Gilgli. Smith pwned my brown-taint area for the last time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely was, same as yoga hosers or even worse. Somehow clerks 3 is kevin's redemption arc or at least it wasnt utter shit like his previous two movies and actually made me laugh.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least yoga hosers had some tight young asses for eye candy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can you tell Harley Quinn Smith’s face from her ass?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it when elias referenced crypto then became a satanist. Clerks the third mogs all your favorite movies. It's gigachad taste.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Respect. The. Herb.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made his money and is doing the projects he wants to do. The last decade has pretty much been movies he made for his own therapy. I think he really pissed off some people in Hollywood and can't get funding for any real major projects and doesn't want to go begging for it. They say Kevin was the last person that Harvey Weinstein blackballed with the death penalty before he lost all his power. Kevin is basically the SMU of film directors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kevin was the last person that Harvey Weinstein blackballed with the death penalty before he lost all his power.
      What the frick are you talking about Jesse?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sad lifes make for sad endings to movies

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did his eye color change? Was it the herb?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see you could be trying to blame the herb here. Mind explaining yourself anon?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks 3 wasn't just Smith's worse movie, it ranks as quite possibly the worst movie ever made. It made me retroactively hate movies I once had positive feelings for or at one point loved as my favorites. No other movie has ever done that, been a negative force on me. It just destroyed everything.

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