>kino moments >magic >platitudes
Black Pearl was kino, the rest was just schlock and "ooooh isnt jack sparrow so goofy" and lets stuff so many fricking side characters into this shit you dont even care who dies anymore. Not saying they were awfull movies, but they kept making each movie more fantastical than the next and it didnt manage to keep its feet on the ground. Especially compared to the tight movie that was black pearl.
1000000% this
frick anyone who praises the squals. Cinemaphile is full of moronic pajeets
Black Pearl is very good. rest are slop with a few good scenes that hardly make any of it worth watching even a single time.
The fan-edit of the third fixes most of the issues with it.
i dont get this meme
the first 3 movies are all great
the fourth is the ONLY one with major problems
you guys do this same shit with spiderman 3 when theres LITERALLY nothing wrong with it
>the fourth is the ONLY one with major problems
You forgot 5. The Fourth one might've worked neat as a pseudo-spinoff, it does have kino elements like the Spanish but it doesn't really seem to work well together.
Anyways, I don't think 3 is that bad, but the extended fancut really helps it a ton. Many scenes were deleted for runtime when they shouldn't have been. Particularly the one where Davy Jones explains how his heart works, which also sets up the death of Elizabeth's father.
The fourth has the Catholic Spanish, also known as the based and unironic good guys. >arrive >make a note of that man's bravery >crush goblets >destroy fountain >immortality is for God, not the lies of this pagan temple >refuse to elaborate >leave
Oh, please, that is made up bullshit. The only reason they made Kiera Knightly's character fulfill that role is because "yas queen" female empowerment nonsense and everyone knows it. The second one was bad enough, but the third jumped the shark.
The second one sucks because it focuses on romance homosexualry and the third one sucks for more reasons than be described concisely. I bet you’re obese.
Third one is fricking stupid, they took aspects that worked as mild flavoring before and went all in on them. >Remember how people liked the Leone influences? well let's just make a full spaghetti western scene with music and closeups and everything >remember how people like the Keith Richards aspect to Jack's character? well let's make Keith Richards ACTUALLY show up as his father >remember how Johnny Depp likes Hunter S Thompson? let's just make a whole segment where Jack is tripping out like Fear and Loathing >remember how people liked the naturalistic ship duels? Let's make the whole thing CGI with hundreds of ships and a giant whirlpool!
the CGI whirlpool scene is offensive to the eyes
I do NOT want to watch fricking video game cutscenes for ten minutes straight, frick outta here holy shit
The first was so perfect because it was expected to be a flop by the studio execs, so they left their big floppy fun killing wieners out of it and allowed the people to make a movie.
Then when it was a success they decided to "improve" the next two by giving it more "resources" (market analysts, advisers, their friends who needed jobs, etc.) and shidded and farded them up. Despite being solid films for the same reasons the first was perfect, they are covered in the feces of people who have no buisness doing anything creative.
Same thing is happening now but the ratio has shifted, it's about 1% people who know what they're doing to 99 who don't.
There were stories about how Disney execs would come to the set, issue a bunch of directives like Depp needing to remove the teeth insets of gold and tattoos, and the people on set, including Depp and Verbinski, would smile, nod, wait for them to leave, then go back to doing exactly what they were doing.
When Disney found out, they shrugged and figured the film would just be a write off. Then it made huge bank.
It was made in a time where the core motive was profit, and that motive was best served by making something entertaining to a real audience. It's a time long gone, and unironically your average gen A doesn't even know what it was like, they've grown up only ever knowing soulless commissar slop.
The last gasps of Disney magic.
>kino moments
>magic
>platitudes
Black Pearl was kino, the rest was just schlock and "ooooh isnt jack sparrow so goofy" and lets stuff so many fricking side characters into this shit you dont even care who dies anymore. Not saying they were awfull movies, but they kept making each movie more fantastical than the next and it didnt manage to keep its feet on the ground. Especially compared to the tight movie that was black pearl.
1000000% this
frick anyone who praises the squals. Cinemaphile is full of moronic pajeets
Black Pearl is very good. rest are slop with a few good scenes that hardly make any of it worth watching even a single time.
soulless contrarian
meant for
You used to have male writers
Are there any decent PoTC movies besided the first two ?
The fan-edit of the third fixes most of the issues with it.
i dont get this meme
the first 3 movies are all great
the fourth is the ONLY one with major problems
you guys do this same shit with spiderman 3 when theres LITERALLY nothing wrong with it
>the fourth is the ONLY one with major problems
You forgot 5. The Fourth one might've worked neat as a pseudo-spinoff, it does have kino elements like the Spanish but it doesn't really seem to work well together.
Anyways, I don't think 3 is that bad, but the extended fancut really helps it a ton. Many scenes were deleted for runtime when they shouldn't have been. Particularly the one where Davy Jones explains how his heart works, which also sets up the death of Elizabeth's father.
where I find the fancut?
Like many of the best things in life, on a mexican blogspot page
https://faneditsdesamuelbarilla.blogspot.com/2014/09/pirates-of-caribbean-extended-editions.html?m=1
that's redonkulous
thank you
The fourth has the Catholic Spanish, also known as the based and unironic good guys.
>arrive
>make a note of that man's bravery
>crush goblets
>destroy fountain
>immortality is for God, not the lies of this pagan temple
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
4 was pretty good. 5 was completely unwatchable
The third one sucks, who are you kidding? Female pirate lord? Frick off
The female chinese pirate lord was based off of a real female chinese pirate lord
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao
Oh, please, that is made up bullshit. The only reason they made Kiera Knightly's character fulfill that role is because "yas queen" female empowerment nonsense and everyone knows it. The second one was bad enough, but the third jumped the shark.
>"female empowerment"
>Movie ends with Elizabeth retiring on an island, getting married, and having a child
>empowered female propaganda can't have the woman getting married or having a child
moron, she can have it all because she's the heckin' pirate lord!
Post your fat brown nipples jorge
Only a dumb person of color like you would simp for blatant propaganda like PotC3. Off yourself, b***h.
Love it when incels get ass spelunked in real time
Cringe ragebait homosexualry
Keep getting btfo mentally by Disney movies chud, you have never had and never will have sex with a consenting female
I don't watch disney movies, I'm not a child.
I heard Zheng Yi Sao helped stop the Tulsa Race Massacre
The second one sucks because it focuses on romance homosexualry and the third one sucks for more reasons than be described concisely. I bet you’re obese.
The second one is the best
This post was typed by a face tentacle.
*gigachad.jpg*
Yes
Third one is fricking stupid, they took aspects that worked as mild flavoring before and went all in on them.
>Remember how people liked the Leone influences? well let's just make a full spaghetti western scene with music and closeups and everything
>remember how people like the Keith Richards aspect to Jack's character? well let's make Keith Richards ACTUALLY show up as his father
>remember how Johnny Depp likes Hunter S Thompson? let's just make a whole segment where Jack is tripping out like Fear and Loathing
>remember how people liked the naturalistic ship duels? Let's make the whole thing CGI with hundreds of ships and a giant whirlpool!
Literally all of those things are based as hell.
Maybe if you are a capeshit consumer and love references more than originality, and CGI more than reality.
the CGI whirlpool scene is offensive to the eyes
I do NOT want to watch fricking video game cutscenes for ten minutes straight, frick outta here holy shit
It's one of those scenes that everyone was peobably hyped avout on paper, but it turned out lame and garrish
The third is a 6/10 when the first two are 8s or 9s
Still decent, but not up to par.
PotC 4 is better than 3
3 is my second favorite one.
I just watched the first movie today and holy fricking kino is a perfect movie
The first was so perfect because it was expected to be a flop by the studio execs, so they left their big floppy fun killing wieners out of it and allowed the people to make a movie.
Then when it was a success they decided to "improve" the next two by giving it more "resources" (market analysts, advisers, their friends who needed jobs, etc.) and shidded and farded them up. Despite being solid films for the same reasons the first was perfect, they are covered in the feces of people who have no buisness doing anything creative.
Same thing is happening now but the ratio has shifted, it's about 1% people who know what they're doing to 99 who don't.
There were stories about how Disney execs would come to the set, issue a bunch of directives like Depp needing to remove the teeth insets of gold and tattoos, and the people on set, including Depp and Verbinski, would smile, nod, wait for them to leave, then go back to doing exactly what they were doing.
When Disney found out, they shrugged and figured the film would just be a write off. Then it made huge bank.
it'll forever be kino besides the 4th. It's only recognized as a trilogy.
It was made in a time where the core motive was profit, and that motive was best served by making something entertaining to a real audience. It's a time long gone, and unironically your average gen A doesn't even know what it was like, they've grown up only ever knowing soulless commissar slop.