Why was there so much SOVL in Conan

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's inexplicable anon. It just is.
    I felt like a onions at how hyped I got when his b***h said "You wanna live forever".

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are steroids worth it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the short term? Yes. In the long term? Probably not considering how easy it is to frick yourself up with these chemicals. People's bodies aren't simple machines that you can just change the way it functions consequence free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no because you need to keep taking them, otherwise you'll lose it

      also you cant just take steroids, you need to eat 5 healthy meals a day (thats expensive, disgusting, and actually quite time consuming and ifficult)

      not to mention work out for about 2 hours a day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lies
        shut up homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely don't take them if you're still a teenager. They'll stunt your growth and you'll end up a bloated little manlet, like marky mark.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both Arnold and brock lesnar started at 16.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marky Mark was well proportioned for a long time. I think he bulked up too much for his part in 'Pain & Gain', and then just maintained that level of bulkiness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plastics are worth it, you should be plasticmaxxing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jus get muscle implants, takes little time and looks realistic under clothes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe testosterone replacement levels after 35-40. Otherwise it’s a trade off. They do lots of stuff like change the viscosity of your blood by increasing red blood cells and cholesterol levels because sex hormones in humans also influence all sorts of other pathways. You can’t take tren and going to rut like a bull elephant and not risk breaking something.

      I do have hope for future myostatin related regulation though. It would be controlling the switch that says build fat or build muscle without the sex steroid related frickery

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the script
    /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Milius directing, the cinematography and the music. Perfect film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The direction, music, setting and art direction are all significant factors too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      magic combo of director + cast + composer

      if you put the same script in the hands of a shit director, shit cast and shit composer, you get shit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood has pretty much destroyed every franchise. Do you guys think they'll ruin conan next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, there are 3 Conan movies and only one of them is good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood has pretty much destroyed every franchise. Do you guys think they'll ruin conan next?

      They already did. They had the perfect guy to be the new Conan and they've had all the stories for decades to make a perfect tv series but once again, Hollywood fricked it up. Give it a few more years and they'll resurrect the franchise and frick it up again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Momoa is a shit actor without 1/100th the charisma and screen presence of Arnold, and they decided to give him even more lines to hammer in the fact

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SOVL

    Stop this, homosexual. It's really lame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'm going to just double down because you don't like it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you watched it as a child.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't, though

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the most overrated films of all time.

    I hope that the reason its being spammed here is to lay groundwork for a shitty remake, as with Hellraiser. the fans deserve it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there already was a shitty remake, that's how shitty it was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just finally released in 4K HDR back at the end of January of this year, that's probably why.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why was there so much SOVL in Conan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this anon understands the riddle of steel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the alchemy of this movie is the very rare perfect match of project and director

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basil Poledouris

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear conan soundtrack
    >immediately want to play mount and blade

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear Conan The Barbarian soundtrack
    >immediately want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oliver Stone wrote a great script after binging all of the original Robert E. Howard stories. John Milius directed. Arnold and James Earl Jones turned in great performances. Basil Poledouris scored it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The planets were aligned, the perfect storm. We will never again witness kino of this order in our lifetime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oliver Stone wrote a great script
      the original draft for conan was very different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5 critical successes in a row

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Milus knew how to properly utilize Arnold, which is why he hardly has any lines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn sack Hyperborean villages at the command of a Stygian sorcerer in the name of Set
      This world is a Pictish prostitutehouse,

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the greatest movie ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good B movie with a few great scenes and an excellent soundtrack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an extraordinary film with top tier cinematography and sets coupled with an amazing soundtrack and great physical performances. Your description fits Destroyer. Not Barbarian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I agree.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >great script
    >great cast
    >great soundtrack
    >beautiful locations
    >solid practical effects
    A perfect combination for a great film

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about his gay porn days

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Conan the Destroyer.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just two dudes bantering and traveling together. Why can't we have more of that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’ll watch a rat faced yid manlet and a mystery meat zoomer girl trade quips written by overweight millennial women with dyed hair and you will like it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >m00t, I've never prayed to you before, I have not tongue for it
    >No one, not even you will remember if we were good posters or shit. Why we posted, why we were banned
    >All that matters is that one stood against janny, that's what's important
    >Bait pleases you m00t, so grant me one request. Grant me (you)s
    >And if you do not listen, then to /trash/ with you!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried watching this movie it was so fricking boring i just had to turn it off 30 minutes in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting filtered by Conan the Barbarian
      No wonder Cinemaphile is so shit now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No wonder Cinemaphile is so shit now
        it's full of zoomers now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's full of loser manchildren millennials and gen X losers that came from Facebook during elections. I am a zoomer and I love Conan, it's homosexuals like you that have ruined the website as a whole

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I saw conan before you were born lil zoomie
            arnold's muscles scares you off

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >arnold's muscles scares you off
              I just said that I love the movie. Work on your reading comprehension skills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's shit
      it also has barely anything to do with the stories
      in howard's writings, conan is as smooth as a panther and is basically a high iq mastermind despite being illiterate
      in the movie he's a 50 iq meathead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh source
        Who gives a shit. It stands on it's own. 90% of movies that strictly stick to the material are shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post hand

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet the spring wind blows!
    Have you ever felt such a wind Cinemaphile?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For us, anon, there is no spring.

      >m00t, I've never prayed to you before, I have not tongue for it
      >No one, not even you will remember if we were good posters or shit. Why we posted, why we were banned
      >All that matters is that one stood against janny, that's what's important
      >Bait pleases you m00t, so grant me one request. Grant me (you)s
      >And if you do not listen, then to /trash/ with you!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Gods do you pray to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To dicky
      but I seldom pray to her, she doesn't listen

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Predator and Terminator 1 are wayyy better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the gorgeous redhead and brunette are way hotter than the gorgeous blonde

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make em like this anymore

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, uh... what's was the riddle of steel then? Asking for a friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The riddle of steel is an allegory on erectile disfunction and what causes it. Conan father believe it was the penis itself while doom believed it was the flesh inside the penis, the true answer that Conan finds is that both penis and the flesh inside the penis adheres to the man.

      The will controls the penis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan's father and Thulsa Doom gave Conan both halves of the truth. It's willpower. Will directs the flesh which directs the steel.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What gave it was the Frank Frazetta -influence. The design and direction was all about how Frazetta depicted Conan's world in his paintings and drawings.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest film ever made with Robocop and The Great Silence.

    t. me

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    William Smith's monologue at the start is kino of the highest order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will Smith wasn't even acting when this came out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's in whiteface you fricking chud

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