In the short term? Yes. In the long term? Probably not considering how easy it is to frick yourself up with these chemicals. People's bodies aren't simple machines that you can just change the way it functions consequence free.
Marky Mark was well proportioned for a long time. I think he bulked up too much for his part in 'Pain & Gain', and then just maintained that level of bulkiness.
Maybe testosterone replacement levels after 35-40. Otherwise it’s a trade off. They do lots of stuff like change the viscosity of your blood by increasing red blood cells and cholesterol levels because sex hormones in humans also influence all sorts of other pathways. You can’t take tren and going to rut like a bull elephant and not risk breaking something.
I do have hope for future myostatin related regulation though. It would be controlling the switch that says build fat or build muscle without the sex steroid related frickery
>Hollywood has pretty much destroyed every franchise. Do you guys think they'll ruin conan next?
They already did. They had the perfect guy to be the new Conan and they've had all the stories for decades to make a perfect tv series but once again, Hollywood fricked it up. Give it a few more years and they'll resurrect the franchise and frick it up again.
Oliver Stone wrote a great script after binging all of the original Robert E. Howard stories. John Milius directed. Arnold and James Earl Jones turned in great performances. Basil Poledouris scored it.
It's an extraordinary film with top tier cinematography and sets coupled with an amazing soundtrack and great physical performances. Your description fits Destroyer. Not Barbarian.
You’ll watch a rat faced yid manlet and a mystery meat zoomer girl trade quips written by overweight millennial women with dyed hair and you will like it
>m00t, I've never prayed to you before, I have not tongue for it >No one, not even you will remember if we were good posters or shit. Why we posted, why we were banned >All that matters is that one stood against janny, that's what's important >Bait pleases you m00t, so grant me one request. Grant me (you)s >And if you do not listen, then to /trash/ with you!
No, it's full of loser manchildren millennials and gen X losers that came from Facebook during elections. I am a zoomer and I love Conan, it's homosexuals like you that have ruined the website as a whole
it's shit
it also has barely anything to do with the stories
in howard's writings, conan is as smooth as a panther and is basically a high iq mastermind despite being illiterate
in the movie he's a 50 iq meathead
>m00t, I've never prayed to you before, I have not tongue for it >No one, not even you will remember if we were good posters or shit. Why we posted, why we were banned >All that matters is that one stood against janny, that's what's important >Bait pleases you m00t, so grant me one request. Grant me (you)s >And if you do not listen, then to /trash/ with you!
The riddle of steel is an allegory on erectile disfunction and what causes it. Conan father believe it was the penis itself while doom believed it was the flesh inside the penis, the true answer that Conan finds is that both penis and the flesh inside the penis adheres to the man.
What gave it was the Frank Frazetta -influence. The design and direction was all about how Frazetta depicted Conan's world in his paintings and drawings.
It's inexplicable anon. It just is.
I felt like a onions at how hyped I got when his b***h said "You wanna live forever".
are steroids worth it?
In the short term? Yes. In the long term? Probably not considering how easy it is to frick yourself up with these chemicals. People's bodies aren't simple machines that you can just change the way it functions consequence free.
no because you need to keep taking them, otherwise you'll lose it
also you cant just take steroids, you need to eat 5 healthy meals a day (thats expensive, disgusting, and actually quite time consuming and ifficult)
not to mention work out for about 2 hours a day
>lies
shut up homosexual.
Definitely don't take them if you're still a teenager. They'll stunt your growth and you'll end up a bloated little manlet, like marky mark.
Both Arnold and brock lesnar started at 16.
Marky Mark was well proportioned for a long time. I think he bulked up too much for his part in 'Pain & Gain', and then just maintained that level of bulkiness.
Plastics are worth it, you should be plasticmaxxing
jus get muscle implants, takes little time and looks realistic under clothes
Maybe testosterone replacement levels after 35-40. Otherwise it’s a trade off. They do lots of stuff like change the viscosity of your blood by increasing red blood cells and cholesterol levels because sex hormones in humans also influence all sorts of other pathways. You can’t take tren and going to rut like a bull elephant and not risk breaking something.
I do have hope for future myostatin related regulation though. It would be controlling the switch that says build fat or build muscle without the sex steroid related frickery
the script
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Also Milius directing, the cinematography and the music. Perfect film.
The direction, music, setting and art direction are all significant factors too.
magic combo of director + cast + composer
if you put the same script in the hands of a shit director, shit cast and shit composer, you get shit
Hollywood has pretty much destroyed every franchise. Do you guys think they'll ruin conan next?
Anon, there are 3 Conan movies and only one of them is good.
>Hollywood has pretty much destroyed every franchise. Do you guys think they'll ruin conan next?
They already did. They had the perfect guy to be the new Conan and they've had all the stories for decades to make a perfect tv series but once again, Hollywood fricked it up. Give it a few more years and they'll resurrect the franchise and frick it up again.
Momoa is a shit actor without 1/100th the charisma and screen presence of Arnold, and they decided to give him even more lines to hammer in the fact
>SOVL
Stop this, homosexual. It's really lame.
I think I'm going to just double down because you don't like it
Because you watched it as a child.
I didn't, though
one of the most overrated films of all time.
I hope that the reason its being spammed here is to lay groundwork for a shitty remake, as with Hellraiser. the fans deserve it.
there already was a shitty remake, that's how shitty it was
It was just finally released in 4K HDR back at the end of January of this year, that's probably why.
>Why was there so much SOVL in Conan
this anon understands the riddle of steel
the alchemy of this movie is the very rare perfect match of project and director
Basil Poledouris
>hear conan soundtrack
>immediately want to play mount and blade
>hear Conan The Barbarian soundtrack
>immediately want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women
Oliver Stone wrote a great script after binging all of the original Robert E. Howard stories. John Milius directed. Arnold and James Earl Jones turned in great performances. Basil Poledouris scored it.
The planets were aligned, the perfect storm. We will never again witness kino of this order in our lifetime
>Oliver Stone wrote a great script
the original draft for conan was very different
>5 critical successes in a row
Milus knew how to properly utilize Arnold, which is why he hardly has any lines.
>ywn sack Hyperborean villages at the command of a Stygian sorcerer in the name of Set
This world is a Pictish prostitutehouse,
It's the greatest movie ever made.
It's a good B movie with a few great scenes and an excellent soundtrack
It's an extraordinary film with top tier cinematography and sets coupled with an amazing soundtrack and great physical performances. Your description fits Destroyer. Not Barbarian.
Honestly, I agree.
>great script
>great cast
>great soundtrack
>beautiful locations
>solid practical effects
A perfect combination for a great film
Thinking about his gay porn days
For me, it's Conan the Destroyer.
Just two dudes bantering and traveling together. Why can't we have more of that?
You’ll watch a rat faced yid manlet and a mystery meat zoomer girl trade quips written by overweight millennial women with dyed hair and you will like it
>m00t, I've never prayed to you before, I have not tongue for it
>No one, not even you will remember if we were good posters or shit. Why we posted, why we were banned
>All that matters is that one stood against janny, that's what's important
>Bait pleases you m00t, so grant me one request. Grant me (you)s
>And if you do not listen, then to /trash/ with you!
bump
you
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i tried watching this movie it was so fricking boring i just had to turn it off 30 minutes in
>Getting filtered by Conan the Barbarian
No wonder Cinemaphile is so shit now
>No wonder Cinemaphile is so shit now
it's full of zoomers now
No, it's full of loser manchildren millennials and gen X losers that came from Facebook during elections. I am a zoomer and I love Conan, it's homosexuals like you that have ruined the website as a whole
I saw conan before you were born lil zoomie
arnold's muscles scares you off
>arnold's muscles scares you off
I just said that I love the movie. Work on your reading comprehension skills
it's shit
it also has barely anything to do with the stories
in howard's writings, conan is as smooth as a panther and is basically a high iq mastermind despite being illiterate
in the movie he's a 50 iq meathead
>muh source
Who gives a shit. It stands on it's own. 90% of movies that strictly stick to the material are shit.
post hand
And yet the spring wind blows!
Have you ever felt such a wind Cinemaphile?
For us, anon, there is no spring.
What Gods do you pray to?
To dicky
but I seldom pray to her, she doesn't listen
Nope. Predator and Terminator 1 are wayyy better
>the gorgeous redhead and brunette are way hotter than the gorgeous blonde
They don't make em like this anymore
So, uh... what's was the riddle of steel then? Asking for a friend.
The riddle of steel is an allegory on erectile disfunction and what causes it. Conan father believe it was the penis itself while doom believed it was the flesh inside the penis, the true answer that Conan finds is that both penis and the flesh inside the penis adheres to the man.
The will controls the penis
Conan's father and Thulsa Doom gave Conan both halves of the truth. It's willpower. Will directs the flesh which directs the steel.
What gave it was the Frank Frazetta -influence. The design and direction was all about how Frazetta depicted Conan's world in his paintings and drawings.
Greatest film ever made with Robocop and The Great Silence.
t. me
William Smith's monologue at the start is kino of the highest order
Will Smith wasn't even acting when this came out.
He's in whiteface you fricking chud