Why wasn't Fionna designed like this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she was designed for Cinemaphile instead of Twitter/tumblr/reddit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cinemaphile made her. Still would though

      Metawise Simon wanted a sexy Finn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Primso wanted a sexy Finn, blame him. Simon was just a glorified USB drive.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >primso gave ice king thoughts about fionna wanting to frick him
          Based

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Prismo may have give him the ideas but there's still a touch of Ice King/Simon. The Ice Prince thing is totally him.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Cinemaphile made her. Still would though

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Fionna was only ever seen after she hit puberty. I'd imagine this is what she would have looked like if we saw her at 12 like Finn was when the series started.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was! but then Nat thought it'd be better to set her apart from Finn more.
      Anyone here remember when Nat showed up and showed us her genderswap Finn and asked what she should be named?

      she has always been the same age as Finn, girls mature faster.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to be a parody of fanfiction, and fanfiction tends make things cool and sexy for the sake of it even if it doesn't make sense

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is literally just Finn with exposed hair wearing a skirt

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ice King likes them chunky. Also they've got away from the noodle arms and legs for every other character.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the original Fionna episode was literally a parody of shitty genderbent fanfics plus ice king has taste

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of sexual dymorphism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't listen to hip hop.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fionna is sexier but this one would be the real fun one to molest, tho.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    twumblr would be happy if every character just looked like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyelashes. They trow a hissy fit about those. Unless is in a male, of course.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't the noses be a different color?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    women uhhhh have boobs
    shock horror

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing feminine about a fricking square.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wouldnt sell if she wasnt fapbait

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    natasha allergy or whatever her name is is a lady coomer.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were horny

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