Why wasn't she cast as Ariel?

Why wasn't she cast as Ariel?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because she looks nothing like ariel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      das rite, arielniqua is a strong black QUEEN, SLAAAAYYY GIRL

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arielniqua
        welfariel

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A'real

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why wasn't (random redhead actress) cast as Ariel!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      das rite, pedro is a strong black QUEEN, SLAAAAYYY GIRL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like that and say that.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope this ugly resting b***h face hag isn't hollywood's next forced star

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She prefers prestige pieces. And she’s also been typecast as the edgy tomboy.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we had the perfect ariel right here

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't she starring in some shitty Disney product?
    What the frick is wrong with you, man?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wouldn't help to further Blackfy the US culture

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we had the perfect ariel right here

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Disney hates white people, and also because she's a shit actress.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that would defeat the purpose of a live-action Little Mermaid, which is to replace the original cartoon so that people forget it exists and instead only know Ariel as being a black. feminist It's cultural marxism not entertainment

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even hate asian prostitutes but holy frick that asian kpop poster is literal aids on this fricking board

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really is. Far and away one of the most autistic regulars on the whole website. Him and the one who posts the K-Pop b***hes with the spade tattoos and shit. So goddamn cringe.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eyes too close together and hair doesn't look like cheetoes

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*They*~~ only hire brown people with fetal alcohol syndrome these days.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      found another mexican that got indoctrinated by /misc/. fricking kek!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Mexicans totally bag on brown people all day. You seem really smart and interesting.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          found a brown

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brown people...le bad!
            >more brown people in movies...le good!
            I can see your nose from there

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              top kek this Hispanic is wilding out!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shill has no arguments!
                Many such cases!
                Sad!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                for sure, senor. most ondeley and burrio

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >brown people...le bad!
                >more brown people in movies...le good!
                ?????

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shill has no arguments!
                Many such cases!
                Sad!

                You two homosexuals should go get a room.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    her face is wide and she looks like a potato. literally built for alcohol-induced domestic violence

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the mystery meat mutt Disney picked looks more like a fish.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've been soph

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her face is a little too big for her head. her features need to be scaled back like 8% in size so her eyes and lips don't look cartoonist. it's pretty good though, the first few frames had me going.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually, you know, i think it's just her eyes that are a little too big. her mouth and nose are mostly fine.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE WHITE LEADS

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amber Heard would have been the perfect Ariel

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No body, can’t sing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can’t sing

      ?si=LS2wbj2sepa1me4U

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was pubescent there. What does she sound like now! I really doubt she could sing the songs required.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://youtube.com/shorts/WPHGPNCikk8?si=2U7_bY6Lbbkhm4Nt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just what I thought. Deep ass voice. No way she could hit the notes

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What redhead actresses out there who can sing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we’ll never know at this point, auditions are only for nogs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No doubt they were only looking at Black folk during audition. But would’ve gone with totally unknown actress? They could’ve gotten Ariana Grande before she aged out and started pretending she was a Black person

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's waiting for that shot-for-shot Blue is the Warmest Color remake starring her and Sophia Lillis.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

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