Why wasn't this movie more popular with mainstream audiences?
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Why wasn't this movie more popular with mainstream audiences?
Why wasn't this movie more popular with mainstream audiences?
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>hot girl wears his teen daughters school girl outfit and rapes him while wearing it
that's why
haha oh no that would be awful wouldnt it haha
Post it.
There it is.
Tell me why you like this movie without sounding horny
I watched it in my friend’s basement while drunk and 2 other girls were there and we made fun of it and got some laughs. I would’ve probably hooked up with one of the girls but it was like 8 when we started it and they all wanted to go out to a bar after that and then I just got super drunk after that and I lost my rizz you know what I mean
If that was your reason for liking it you still sound horny
I have to disagree. My reason for liking it is nostalgia, the horniness is a secondary factor
What was his name
Too much sexual.
wwyd?
Get raped
I would close the door on them because they are not my type and I would expect some kind of scam.
Call an Uber for the roastie and invite Ana in for a hot cup of tea and a splash of my milk, if you know what I mean
>not asian
i'd slam the door
i'd make them eat all the eggs
>inviting two strangers inside
Asking to get jumped. Leave one outside, let the other in and let her call someone or whatever and watch her closely.
Close the door, I have DnD and a Dentist appointment tomorrow.
I'll need to see your Hymens before I let you in sorry
#NoHymenNoThanks
virgin here; what's the hymen?
it's the "do not remove under penalty of law" tag on mattresses, only with pusys
woman's warranty seal
if you didn't break it the woman will never be yours and can never be loyal to you
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Anybody in here have that daipergay pasta?
I need to read that section again where he describes in panic-elaborated detail how to find the keys where to find the car keys and fetch some fresh diapers to those two hot women again.
who gives a shit it was popular with my dick
It would’ve been a lot funnier if it was a pissy shit diaper they threw on his face
do you think this is a joke, anon?
In a cosmic sort of sense, yes
how terrible
Reminder that women cannot rape men.
I was raped by a woman before. It’s freaky but it happens
Are you a quadruple amputee?
would you really? my god
>larvae stage thot
No but at the time I was much younger. Like 19 or younger. And I was too passive and agreeable, plus I was really drunk. The girl was a little bit overweight, and I told her no probably 5 or 10 times but everyone I was with was telling me I should do it. I was pretty much raped. Although it wasn’t that bad I made a joke about the fact I got raped to my friends afterwards, and shrugged it off
>remembers every little detail
you weren't that drunk. should've just ran away from the whale. you wanted it.
If she was any fatter or less attractive to me, I would’ve refused more firmly and not have done it. Honestly, at the time I didn’t really want to but I wasn’t that against it. Looking back now, I wish I fricked more girls when I had the chance. If I was 19 again and relived that scenario, I wouldn’t have been against it at all
So you weren't raped. You're just an idiot.
Eh at the time that it happened, if it was a guy who did that to a girl, it would’ve probably gotten that guy in trouble and been considered rape by everyone. If it happened now, it definitely would be called “rape” by a lot of people’s definition. I felt sort of raped but I took it on the chin, it was ultimately my lack of assertiveness and drunkenness to blame which I can accept
Because it was a meme horror movie. Horror movies haven't really been mainstream for a few decades
Some of you really post the dumbest shit.
I can't think of a really "mainstream" horror movie since the first Paranormal Activity.
Me neither, but this is hardly what I’d call a horror movie. I don’t know what genre it is it might be horror but it has nothing that scary about it. It wasn’t even a realistic nightmare scenario. At least not to that degree that they fricked up his life
thriller
>Just because I was wearing a birthday hat with "20" on it doesn't mean I couldn't have actually been 13 years old, you sick pervert! Now I'm going to frick you to teach you a lesson about how shitty men are!
The absurd comedy take on misery porn towards a completely sympathetic protagonist is a pretty niche thing. You can appreciate how bold it is, but most viewers won't be left thinking much but "why did I watch this shit?"
>4 movies of trying to kill john wick
>1 random hot girl & another girl manage to rape and bury him in the yard
Is that really Ana's ass? I feel like hers isn't that large
What is perspective 500, please.
Yeah but even with the angle the cheeks look at least 50% larger
Is this true?
Not in my experience. Most of the time I get treated like a clown that’s fun to mess with and make fart noises at. Oh, but maybe the fault is with me
That’s normal up until a certain age.
So I’ve read. That’s what everyone told me on the r/toddlers forum and I’m 6 months past the upper limit of when they said it’s normal for them to stop. I think the fault must be with me
You’re right, you don’t have manly energy. Do you even workout?
Alright, well I was kind of just joking around. Yes, I workout. I think that I might be too manly and it’s a little intimidating. She’s comfortable with me, but she still only warms up to women
>AHHH NO STOP RUBBING YOUR SOCKED FEET ONTO MY FACE. NO! NOT WITH MY DAUGHTERS USED SOCKS THAT YOU STOLE FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER HAMPER ARRRRGGH, THE SMELL OF MY DAUGHTERS SOLES MIXED WITH YOUR SOLES IS DESTROYING ME NOOOOOOO
>Why wasn't this movie more popular with mainstream audiences?
Because it was shit.
NOOOOO DONT GIVE ME A DIRTY TROMBONE AND THEN FEED MY CUM TO ANA DE ARMAS AAAAAAHHHH
do they kill him?
yeah, he dies from cooming too much
I think the ending is they somehow ruin his life by restraining him and posting video of them having sex on his social media or something, so his wife will take their kid and leave.
I'm not sure why I'm supposed to think that's what would happen when they buried him up to his neck in the yard but that's what I've heard.
HONESTLY overall it was a pretty boring movie but it was erotic as frick
was this some sort of humiliation ritual? they wasted Prime Ana and relatively young Keanu on this shit, why?
she pulls that dress off so well
god i wish she'd make me non-consensually pull that dress off her
>always thought these threads were memeing
>watch the movie
>it's all true
>NOOOO DAMN IT STOP DEEPTHROATING MY wiener WHILE YOUR TEENAGE FRIEND PLAYFULLY LICKS MY NIPPLES
i've only seen her in this and BR
That biopic where she plays Marilyn Monroe is good and she's a 10 in it. Her version of the character is interesting and it has surreal fantasy scenes that are artful and erotic.
isn't it in black and white? i need color i'm kind of quirky like that
>10/10
>eraserhead nipples
Keanu's face here will burn a memetastic image in my head for the remainder of the 2020s
I seriously have to wonder wtf the thought process behind making this movie was outside of fetish reasons.
Cause there's no way it's anything else.
I think it would’ve been a pretty good movie if it wasn’t executed so poorly. On paper, it sounds like it could’ve been a good mix of horror and erotic, but it turned too goofy or they didn’t have the right scenes and build up for the thing
I think about 25% into making the film they figured out that it was unsalvageable garbage, and they gave up on it and made it to go straight to stream
you know why, at that time we didn't know about that chick goddess, and wick wasn't out, he was more washed up, out of public fav.
>gets to frick teen Ana de Armas
>would risk to spend the rest of your life in jail
would you do it?
I already did, next question
mainstream audience means people watching something with friends/family. you dont realize how awkward it is to watch unless you're alone because you're a shut in with no friends
So, what's their fricking plan when the next guy they do this to pulls out a gun?
>didn't watch the movie
he did pull a gun
No shit I didn't watch the movie. I found out it existed 8 minutes ago and skimmed a wiki synopsis.
Yandere doesn't really do it for me.
Neither does real pussy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha anime loser
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I watched this and Zombie Flesh Eaters with my grandma.
>A man cant even stay inside without women trying to suck his wiener
Its so tiresome male bros.
>Got Keanu Reeves into his porn parody of Funny Games
How did Eli Roth get away with it?