When you hug or kiss someone do you think you own them? Please shut the the frick up, you absolute moron. Believe it or not it's nice to feel close to another living thing you care for.
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy fricking COPE catcuck!
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST USE FACTS AGAINST MY HEADCANON!
You're moronic. The point is that cats rub themselves on things and people they like. They're not thinking about the concept of property.
>NOOOO MY CAT LOVES ME NOOOO HE WOULDN’T GIVE ME TOXOPLASMOSIS
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're moronic. The point is that cats rub themselves on things and people they like. They're not thinking about the concept of property.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Stop anthropomorphizing animals you fricking 12 yr old. Your cat will eat you when you die even with a just filled food dish. Cats are farming humans with t. gondii parasites
2 years ago
Anonymous
average cat owner lmao. your brain starts to explode because you realize the animals you own and loiter over don't actually give a single frick about you. It's not wonder all the basedlefties who love cats are so narcissistic.
I have had both cats and dogs and cats are not loyal and affectionate in any real way, it's only when it's their benefit. Cat gays are dirt and you're a coping homosexual.
>be wolf >realize humans are an op species and join their team >become useful to humans (hunting, guarding, companionship) >humans love and take care of you in return >evolve into more powerful species >take over the world with humans
yeah I'm thinkin dogs are based
KEK
nah i think it was because it was too moronic. i imagine it was really novel at the time to see animals with their mouths moving but it wasnt for us.
>Who will you route for?
>You will root for the dogs because we made them the good guys
they're selfish creatures, dogs do as much for humans as we do for them
Doggay cope
>cats are better because they are lazy c**ts who don’t love or even like you
Yes, actually. Also cats are pretty loyal and affectionate; you'd know this if you evera had one.
t. I have both cats and dogs.
Cats rub against you to put their scent on you. They think they own you
When you hug or kiss someone do you think you own them? Please shut the the frick up, you absolute moron. Believe it or not it's nice to feel close to another living thing you care for.
holy fricking COPE catcuck!
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST USE FACTS AGAINST MY HEADCANON!
>NOOOO MY CAT LOVES ME NOOOO HE WOULDN’T GIVE ME TOXOPLASMOSIS
You're moronic. The point is that cats rub themselves on things and people they like. They're not thinking about the concept of property.
Stop anthropomorphizing animals you fricking 12 yr old. Your cat will eat you when you die even with a just filled food dish. Cats are farming humans with t. gondii parasites
average cat owner lmao. your brain starts to explode because you realize the animals you own and loiter over don't actually give a single frick about you. It's not wonder all the basedlefties who love cats are so narcissistic.
I have had both cats and dogs and cats are not loyal and affectionate in any real way, it's only when it's their benefit. Cat gays are dirt and you're a coping homosexual.
what homosexual
>cat is too dumb to fetch a stick
>cat is too dumb to invest in a mutualistic symbiotic relationship
>LE HECKIN CAT IS A CHAD
You can teach cats to fetch and shit in toilets, how is specifically fetching a basis for intelligence? Oh wait emotional kvetching nvm
It's true. I love cats because they are elegant. It's no mystery why the Egyptians revered them. Dogs are a very unrefined creature.
>be HP lovecraft
>write this about cats and how they are c**ts
>name your cat Black person
>he cant do anything about it
to be fair he won and it can be argued that HP lovecraft was the first man to tame cats as a species
his cat was named Black personman, not Black person. get it right
>ah, Black personman, you are the finest of creatures.
>Calls cat the superior animal
>Calls his cat the gamer word
What, pray tell, did he mean by this?
>dangle a bit of string on that stick and the cat flails around on the spot like a little lazy moron to chase it
When I rented the DVD it had the option of watching the cats be the good guys. I wonder what it was
RELEASE THE SNY-PURR CUT
>be wolf
>realize humans are an op species and join their team
>become useful to humans (hunting, guarding, companionship)
>humans love and take care of you in return
>evolve into more powerful species
>take over the world with humans
yeah I'm thinkin dogs are based
Milennial kino thread?
>A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Tommy Lee Jones is so based. His voice is gold.
>millenial
nah
>small soldiers is a millennial film
it's gen x you coper
meant for
OUTA MY WAY FRICKERS
>Guy jumps to save dog/skateboard and doesn't think about girl
based.
because i hate you
>MY ANIMAL SLAVE'S SPECIES IS BETTER!!!
>NO, MY HECKIN ANIMAL SLAVE'S SPECIES IS BETTER!!!!!!!!
if i put my cat outside he'd die no cap zoomie
cats are gay
Post kitties
me when a black person is in the screen
cats are based simple as
>Rogue evil cat cadre vs dog and cat alliance
Hire me 22 years ago, Hollywood.
Both are good, both can be bad
See: shitbulls and cats that certain people for absolutely no fricking reason
me and my mom walked out of the theater watching this
catgay family seething
KEK
nah i think it was because it was too moronic. i imagine it was really novel at the time to see animals with their mouths moving but it wasnt for us.
kek was just messin with ya thanks for taking it on the chin. Have a good one
Because Cats kill more people than dogs
Here's a picture of my cat. He's a douchebag, but we're buddies.
Here's my dog, he's a chad