Why were the Harry Potter houses so iconic and important to millennials personalities to this day? Also which house are you?
Why were the Harry Potter houses so iconic and important to millennials personalities to this day?
Why were the Harry Potter houses so iconic and important to millennials personalities to this day? Also which house are you?
I'm from the best house, hugglepuff
Ravenclaw. I'm smort
delusional Hufflepuff detected
>picrel
Literally the worst house. Bunch of “um ackshually” institution worshippers (and occasional contrarians, like Luna, who DOESN’T get a free pass from the rest) who are uninterested in the truth, just in knowledge, and the unimaginative recitation of such in order to rise in a hierarchical legacy of citations.
IRL they’d be redditors. Autistics. Science enjoyers. Scum.
Their common room door debunks all that nonsense. Its wisdom and wit they treasure, being a redditor would only force you to sleep outside every night since you couldnt use heckin science to think for you
other than the racism I feel like Slytherins are pretty chill to be around
That's their best feature. Frick muggles, mudbloods and elves.
elves are our friends, they do it for free and they enjoy it
Sure they do. Elves deserve to be under the thumbs of purebloods.
>Ravenclaw: Evidently superior, knows it. Doesn't need to feud.
>Hufflepuff: Happy just chilling with their plants and eating paste. Doesn't need to feud.
>Slytherin and Gryffindor: Endless reeing and kvetching.
>absolutely forgettable houses that even the author wasnt interested in are actually good because....um because they just are okay??
This is the first time I've seen this meme reflect genuine butrhurt.
took the house test on the official website, ended up in Ravenclaw, but with your description of the houses i should be Hufflepusff
western millenials don't belong to any bloodline or family of note, and crave belonging. they either had boomers or drug addict xers for parents, the idea of an unbroken house filled with people just like you appeals to the disregarded, aimless and lonely. there's also the cultural angle of wanting to have clear labels for groups of people to shorthand thinking, which is a necessity in a world with billions
you are brown
Good morning sar
>called gryffindor
>lion doesn't have wings
What did Rowling mean by this?
>Ravenclaw
>Symbol is an Eagle, not a Raven
>supposed to be the smart house
Reference to Gryffyd ap Llewellin, the only king of Wales. Not Gryphons.
i did the test multiple times and eventually got all houses kek
>horoscope but only four options
>you can pick
wew
>schoolshooter house
>moron house
>nerd house
>"literally who" house
Honestly, the only sensible choice is Hufflepuff. Firstly, you actually get to learn a little magic without getting into trouble constantly. Secondly, you aren't surrounded by fricking nerds and can still have fun. Thirdly, all weird kids are in the schoolshooter house and trapped in the dungeon where they belong.
When you're with a nerdy millennial girl and she says
>I'm a Slytherin
That is the mother of all red flags. I would have never believed Harry Potter astrology had so much predictive power but Slytherin chicks truly are the worst. It attracts people that romanticise their worst qualities, on some level they know they're shitty people. On the surface they justify it to themselves but deep down they're just proud of it.
Ravenclaw is also pretty red flaggy but it just means they're a bit pretentious, not anywhere near the cancer of Slytherin.
If you're going to date within this demographic get yourself a nice normal Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff.
Ravenclaw girls are the best tbqhwy
Maybe some of us want to be tied up by cute Slytherin girls and made fun of for our little Huffflepuff dicks while they shops online with our credit cards
WRONG, Slytherin girls are for patricians only who have what it takes to break through their cold exterior.
>blonde ice queen
For me, it's Ravenhead Ice Queens.
>got a boner again just from this gif
Jdimsa...
what's wrong with Slytherin girls?
Daddy issues, egotism, acting like an butthole and then excusing it on the basis of some foundational trauma or psychological problem that therefore absolves them of any responsibility to change. At least those are the commonalities in my experience.
Being edgy and thinking Draco and/or Lucius are hot goes without saying. But those aren't really problems, except for how the Venn diagram of chicks that are into Lucius is eclipsed by the circle of chicks with daddy issues.
>not wanting a girl to say "frick me harder daddy" while pounding her from behind
i want a girl to gently make love with, complete with embracings, handholdings, cuddles and lots of kisses (no tongue). if you want to shag a woman like in a porn movie then go rent a prostitute, you detestable deviant
>embracings, handholdings, cuddles and lots of kisses
All of these things become better when the girl calls you daddy.
You're never gonna get that because you are entitled and stubborn
you're ignorant and spiteful, because i just had it.
Yeah that's awesome but that's normal for zoomer girls. Minor daddy issues are fine. Major daddy issues mean they have massive unresolved issues that they will project on all men in the world, especially you as their partner. You're going to spend the relationship diffusing one woman chimpout after another until eventually you cut the wrong wire and it blows up.
You gotta fix them, you want to fix them, but the unholy triangle I outlined in that post is why you can't fix them. Chicks that are in love with the idea of trauma don't want to be fixed, especially when they're accustomed to using them to excuse anything and everything.
being a father figure to a girl you frick is perfectly normal. The whole strong independent equal partner type relationship never works out
based and truthpilled. if i wanted an 'equal' i would just frick another dude.
Yeah, that's true. This is why I say minor daddy issues are fine. With major daddy issues you're dealing with someone who has built their own dad up in their head to literally being GodSatan and carries this resentment/fascination about men with them everywhere, it goes hand in hand with big time penis envy. You can't rely on them to react to paternal authority in a normal way, even their real dad couldn't do that.
Extreme daddy issues are blackbelt mindfrick territory, exhausting, and I shudder to think what it'd be like to be a boy and grow up with one of these chicks as your mother.
There's bro science and then there's bro psychology.
My gf has a really kind, thoughtful and hard working father who dedicated himself to being there for his kids. I really respect him. And my gf likewise is the most dependable and kindhearted person I know. She has issue with her mom thoughever.
Never had anyone say daddy issues was a positive.
a woman having mommy issues is a red flag. She'll be a terrible mother herself and despite trying desperately to not be anything like her mother, she'll end up being just like her
what is wrong with a girl with daddy issues?
Cluster B disorders
This couldn't be more true. The most narcissistic psycho I knew loved Slytherin and Tom Riddle.
storytime?
The one I knew was terminally online, homeschooled, obese, bragged about her ADHD diagnosis and that she discovered that she was asexual at 30 years old. She was a hkvfemcel fujo that literally bullied, manipulated and gaslit younger girls into roleplaying stupid noncon scenarios with her (gay male) self insert and spent every day watching the same Chinese bl drama on repeat years. She threw a tantrum every other week and had a bunch of Slytherin memorabilia in her room. Huge crush on Tom Riddle, too.
I could've fixed her.
She sounds ugly though, only cute girls deserve to be fixed.
>The one I knew was terminally online, homeschooled, obese, bragged about her ADHD diagnosis and that she discovered that she was asexual at 30 years old. She was a hkvfemcel fujo that literally bullied, manipulated and gaslit younger girls into roleplaying stupid noncon scenarios with her (gay male) self insert and spent every day watching the same Chinese bl drama on repeat years. She threw a tantrum every other week and had a bunch of Slytherin memorabilia in her room. Huge crush on Tom Riddle, too.
>discovered that she was asexual at 30 years old
so she has sex with other guys except you right?
Did you miss the hugless kissless virgin part?
>terminally online
>obese
>bragged about her ADHD diagnoses
>going through a queer discovery as an adult
It's like you hacked my tinder
>Ravenclaw is also pretty red flaggy
My gf says shes a ravenclaw.
Then she's probably a hufflepuff
>Why were the Harry Potter houses so iconic and important to millennials personalities to this day
Because 95% of millennials are literally moronic
t. Millennial
>Also which house are you?
Muggle Pride World Wide
>a house that pretty much endorses indulging in unstrained narcissism and megalomania has shit fans
Who woulda figured?
Holy shit this all describes my current zoomer situationship perfectly, how is this such a common trend? She's fixated on HP (even writes wattpad fanfics), came out slytherin on the test, and everything comes back to her mental health and traumas. The chemistry's good enough to keep things interesting, but if this is as common and bad as you suggest, how do I proceed? Pull her back into reality?
>situationship
well anon, what you need to do is leave this website right now you underage queer
Just have realistic expectations that this relationship probably has an expiry date so you can painlessly withdraw whenever it starts seeming like more trouble than it's worth. Which would also have the interesting effect of making her desperately want you back.
Zoomergirls are into HP?
>Pottah, stick it in me bum, or me fathah will 'ere about tis
>Pottah, how am I sposed ta work wif dis? Your todger's only 3 cm long!
The male equivalent of this are guys who read Nitezsche
Just mentioning they subscribe to some moronic kiddie book magical horoscope system is a fricking huge red flag.
literally every woman subscribes to some horoscope system. Whether it be the entp shit, myers briggs, the democratic party or zodiacs.
I’m slytherin
And racist
Ugly ducklings finding their swans. People like knowing where they belong; belonging to some kind of group. People don't have that anymore because countries are too big. No one even knows their neighbors anymore, they're usually people who have nothing in common with them.
>Also which house are you?
The test gives me Hufflepuff or Slytherin depending on my mood, since some of the questions are whatever to me. I would've thought I was Ravenclaw since they're the lolberts.
>loving and faithful nowhere to be found on the list of qualities of any school
kindness and loyalty are both hufflepuff traits.
not the same thing. kindness is basically permissiveness and is dispassionate even when genuine, loyalty is a narrative of faithfulness at best
>loyalty is a narrative of faithfulness at best
What the flip does this even mean?
>loyalty is a narrative of faithfulness at best
yes, because loyalty means to stand by someone or something through good and bad, faithfulness means to have faith in someone or something through good or bad. loyalty is a more honorable trait because it is the meaningful expression of the latter.
I was a hufflepuff from the moment I first read the house descriptions and no amount of homosexualy insults will change that.
>cool badger animal
>intense Yellow Black color scheme
>no "i'm courageous, i'm smart, i'm charismatic" bullshit
Not brave, smart, ambitious and I'm lazy so none of them
That's a 100% Hufflepuff
No way, hufflepuff is the quirky pickme reddit house
Real incels/losers are slytherin
>ambitious, cunning, inclined toward leadership, proud, determined, and resourceful
it literally couldn't be more the opposite anon, slytherins are basically the middle school bullies who got MBAs and pure-blooded trophy wives
Those are the exceptions
Just look at malfoys friends, they’re unironically moronic
Yeah those are the qualities of successful people, not incels. We would all be sorted into Hufflepuff and seethe about not getting into Ravenclaw.
Slytherin is just the edgelord house for "choke me, daddy" chicks. If you're a normal person that doesn't really give a shit and doesn't particularly see themselves as brave, smart or ambitious the test will probably put you down as a Hufflepuff.
>quirky pickme reddit house
that's ravenclaw, see Luna Lovegood
at worst hufflepuff might be the DUDE WEED(S) LMAOOO
imagine getting put in "miscellaneous house"
I fricked all the French girls and got kicked out of Hogwarts but I stole heromonies time device so I keep going back and fricking them
does the all girls school have houses? like bawd house, fujo house, lesbo house, etc
In the books it was a co-ed school but the movie made it all girls because it's cooler and Beuxbaton "males" were completely irrelevant to the plot. No it does not have houses, unless JK Rowling has expanded on this via twitter.
Yes
big 'cheerleader' effect. Like wtf is with the 50yr brunette on the right?
maybe she has really great breasts and ass, just a shit face
hetty from ncis la be pimpin
Only women care about this. It's right up there with astrology as another stupid personality categorization metric for them.
>Also which house are you?
Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor, apparently because I’m the main character of reality.
Which is the house for lazy?
ravenclaw if you're high IQ, hufflepuff if you can't hack it
>hufflepuff if you can't hack it
first line is literally "hard working", dumbass
>Which is the house for lazy?
Gryffindor. Just look at Harry and Ron.
I've embraced my inner Hufflepuff.
When I was younger I wanted to be Gryffindor. But as I grew older I realized HufflePuff is actually the best house.
I am a Hufflebro
I always had the suspicion that they're secretly all really comfy and disregard the rest of the school's bullshit
also the common room is right next to the slave kitchens
I actually was in a house at school. Two, actually, since they started a new one when I was there and I was one of those moved over to that.
>Virgin house
>gay-house
Rude.
>Rude
Yes.
Same but I was moved to a different house because I made a racist joke at some kid and he complained.
I'm guessing you're much younger than me. Playing the race card would probably still have been effective back in my day - but there was no one to play it. There might have been one Indian or something in the whole school while was there? Don't remember.
I tell people Ravenclaw, but it’s more likely Hufflepuff. I’m living a lie, bros 🙁
I never read harry potter, but going by this description, blue sounds like the one I would belong in, but I would pick the yellow one instead because blue sounds like it'd attract the worst people to be around
I used to think I was a Ravenclaw but I'm a midwit and a huge coward and I fit right in Hufflepuff
political compass thread?
>Is the only Hufflepuff character of note
>Appears for like half a book and suddenly everybody loves him
>Such a gigachad that he makes the chosen one feel inadequate even when he's dead and his girl now wants his D
How did he do it?
Tonks
He was the true champion of the school after all.
Why was a Hufflepuff such a chad?
What's a more objective measure of worth?
Bravery? or loyalty and hard work.
Hufflepuffs are true Chad's. Gryffindor is all talk and no action.
>Loyalty and hard work
Shit that someone who panics in emergencies props up, I bet you believe in monogamy
As opposed to keeping it cool while your wife gets fricked?
hufflecucks are the machine cogs, the faceless drones. gryffindors are the dashing heroes, the charismatic leaders, the inspiring thinkers. but if you really want to be a magic wagie, who am i to stop you?
Here's where Gryffindors end up after they peak in school.
>Hating the homeless
You are a horrible person, I hope you know that. And so is everyone in your family who taught you to think like that. You are trash and you shop at Wal Mart. A hobo in LA is better than you can ever be.
yes let's demonstrate love by hating on someone for hating on another. that'll work!
I say this as a guy who's had a homeless brother pass away. There's no solution for these opiate addicts. Just need to kill them or put them into a compound.
Why is it only one shill spamming these threads?
I LARP as a Slytherin but in reality I'm a Hufflepuff because I'm insecure, lazy and too much of a happy-go-lucky homosexual. If I tried I think I could make it into Raveclaw, or even Slytherin if I stopped being a wuss. Honestly, I cannot decide if I like dark blue or dark green better.
Because they literally collectively headcannoned this to self-insert themselves. There supposed to be only 2 real houses: Gryffindor(good guys) and Slytherin(bad guys). The other 2 are just background dilution. Gryffindor is all the cool, brave and kind kids while Slytherin is cartoonish villains, school bullies architypes and mean grumpy old teachers you hated in school. Because Harry Potter was made as a kids fairytale and things there are intentionally cartoonish and exaggerated.
Then Rowling felt the money and decided to turn it into a ww2 metaphor with random references to American slavery for "serious literature" points, but she was too lazy to even retcon things. We all know the consequences
>courageous
>brave
>daring
interchangable, cowards are not often daring
>hermione is in gryffindor despite fitting better into ravenclaw because the story needs her to be in gryffindor
>ron is in gryffindor despite not fitting into gryffindor because the story needs him to be in gryffindor
>"muh leadership" in a desperate attempt to not make slythern the literal Evil House but there are no notable slythern leaders
IT'S SLOP
The point of gryffindore is that everyone can be a griyffindore, you just need to have the moral fiber to do the right thing.
Harry should have been in Slytherin, Ron Hufflepuff and Hermione rsvenclaw bit they all went into Gryffindore because they had the right moral fiber
doesnt that make all three other house the evil houses, then? lazy, smart, and ambitious, but they're all missing a thing in their brains that tells them not to be evil?
Well, Slytherin is the evil house yes.
Ravenclaw are just people with autism and aspergers and as we all know they're born evil and Huffepuffs are irrelevant to the wizarding worlds affairs so who cares.
The Sorting Hat needed them to all be in Gryffindor because muh prophecy muh chosen one. If Harry wasn’t literally born with plot armor, he would be the quiet kid who didn’t bring much attention to himself.
When you remove Gryffindor it gets so much more interesting.
No, it gets more lame.
RIP Dale
>his school didn't have Houses and an annual competition between them
Can you describe the character of each of those houses?
>every house is a fricking boat
The logos are as lazy as they can get.
The same fricking boat with minor details changed
I'm Slytherin
Only morons internalise anything about HP's worldbuilding
>Griffindor - good
>Slytherin - bad
>Ravenclaw and Hufflepoof - insignificant
Woooow. This speaks to me, because I have main character syndrome, and harshly judge anyone I don't understand.
You're so special and cool for not reading a childrens book. Heres your medal
If you don’t have man character syndrome irl you have main cuck syndrome.
I bet you are one of those second bananas that prefer Luigi to Mario
>everyone is ravenclaw
I did that thing they have on the website when the game came out and it put me in griffindor and gave me a wand made of something I forget
and like a bear spirit or something? I don't think it ever showed up
It's almost impressive how quickly the HP IP speedran the fandom race;
>started out with universalist themes, but a somewhat niche appeal
>blew up, massively, excruciatingly quickly
>initial niche appeal is diluted to strengthen broad success
>themes, lore, and characters get confused and overlooked as a result
>fans hurriedly interpret the messages and meanings of the work(s) to fit their beliefs and viewpoints
>original creator becomes broadly thought of negatively by the populace at large and has their ongoing input either derided or outright dismissed
That all took, what, less that 20 years? Compared to other mega popular IPs such as ST and SW, HP was practically using nitro the whole time.
eh it's still very popular, twitter trannies throwing a fit over it are a small minority
There's fricking Harry Potter shit everywhere still. People love that shit. New York has nothing to do with Harry Potter but one of the biggest tourist attractions is some dumb Harry Potter experience
I don't fit into any of those houses, I have a mix of traits from all of them except Slytherin.
Houses are more Astrology bullshit for women to feel special about themselves. For when announcing you’re pansexual or nonbinary doesn’t make you feel special enough.
>political compass posting before it existed
burgers aren't allowed to use Hogwarts houses. You're supposed to use the American school houses
Imagine getting stuck in the creepy old man house.
Its not an old man, but rather a little imp like creature. They are known for luring people deep into the wilderness in hopes to kill you via walking off cliffs or drowning in the swamps.
Pukwudgie bros we are SO back.
what's the difference between right, necessary, wise, kind?
>Right- moralgayging
>Necessary- doing what needs to be done for the greater good, even if it's immoral or unpopular
>Kind- being a b***h
>Wise- high IQ move
none. i'm adventurous and corageous, but not loyal or chivalrous. i'm cunning and proud, but not ambitious nor inclined to leadership. i'm patient and fair, but not kind or hard working. i'm witty and knowledgeable, but not clever or creative.
What's your Patronus?
I don't even understand this. What is this Black person trying to say?
Patronus and Spirit Animal are problematic terms
Only noble and good indigenous populations have ever thought animals were neat.
Evil Whities can't talk about their favorite animal or they're guilty of cultural appropriation.
the mammoth. yeah i know it's op, deal with it
>Which House Were You?
The house angry but cowardly incels are sorted into.
I live in a house. The street is named after a dutch guy because it ended at his farm.
Why wouldn't they name it after whoever's house is first
The lawful good house, the lawful evil house, the chaotic good house and the chaotic nutrual house
Remember Pokemon Go gyms?
yes
What the frick is this autism?
kino
Ravenclaw but the hat would probably be like: frick you c**t you gave that homeless guy some bread so off to Mugglepuff. Enjoy the morons. Next.
I'm from my house
House shortbus
4chud= slytherin
Basedddit=hufflepuff
Griffindore=??
Ravenclaw=??
Cinemaphile- slytherin
twitter- hufflepuff
reddit- ravenclaw
facebook- gryffindor
reddit = house elves
>reddit- ravenclaw
Reddit are the dumbest motherfrickers known to man though. They just follow what's popular. Hufflepuff house through and through
If you disagree you should go back
What about something awful and ebaumsworld?
something awful is probably a ravenclaw site
Ebaumsworld is obviously a slytherin one
It's based on the narcissism of one person
>reddit- ravenclaw
>all it does is steal from other sites
I don't really have any of those qualities, but I am a bad person so I guess I'd be in the evil house.
The sorting hat reads your mind and picks which house it thinks you'd fit in with best, but if you really want to be in a certain house it'll put you in that one. This is what the exchange in the first movie about it thinking Harry was Slytherin material is about.
>Doesn't the sorting hat just put you into the house YOU want to be in or feel like you should be in?
Nah, I read the wiki because I was bored and apparently it puts you in the house that would best allow you to grow according to your traits because it can sense what and who you are. Like how everyone thought Neville should've been a hufflepuff but he was put in gryffindore and later on in the series he showed immense bravery as a character trait.
i got hufflepuff. hope all the girls are freaks in the sack
Daily reminder that Merlin was a Slytherin
>Lived centuries before Hogwarts was founded.
Pic related
moron (you) absolutely destroyed
Get fricked
Your iq is sub 70
you are a wash out and dont know anything
how can rowling consider herself a writer and an intellectual if she misplaces the time period of the oldest and most consistently popular genre of english language literature by 1000 years
Ravenclaw. That's where all the hot b***hes are at and your competition is just nerds.
Luna is the best waifu
House bergsteindor
Modern society continues to isolate, disenfranchise, and fragment people while cultivating egoism, insecurity and the need to belong. So now everyone can substitute "I'm a Gryffindor!" in place of a personality and melt into the collective without having to be themselves or have any critical thoughts.
Can you blame them? I used to think the UK was a moronic place because of the way they treat a single village as a distinct personality, even though there's a dozen others a few miles away. But without that you're left with the "English" identity and it's really not enough. People don't even have states as a personality, not that it would even be good enough.
It's just the Four Temperaments. It's not rocket science.
Pretty sure EVERYONE wants to be ravenclaw
ravenclaw btw
I'm a Durmstrang. Hogwarts is for homosexuals
Specifically House Unlcilena, aka the Shadow The Hedgehouse. Plus I'm a whale
>The Ucilena house colour is black, and the house symbol is a killer whale. This house has the innately intelligent beings who enjoy life and enjoy having a good time. Very few things bother members of this house and their defining quality is that they are able to balance their emotions and think rationally in any given situation.
Millennials didn't have 100000 weird internet personalities like "ironic e goth cute core " "femboy trap rap k pop" or whatever mind broken shit zoomers pretend to be
It was a simpler time where they just liked to larp as "good, bad, intelligent, cute"
That's just zoomers identifying with things they like, which millennials absolutely did as well. The terms are different but it's the same mechanism at play.
millennials didn't try to make it law that everyone had to accept whatever bullshit gender zoomers wanted to identify with themselves that day.
The executive director for the National Center for Transgender Equality is 37 which makes him a millennial, so you're wrong.
The oldest zoomers are in their mid 20s, they don't have any political power yet.
>The oldest zoomers are in their mid 20s, they don't have any political power yet
society is bending to their will through their autistic screeching. They have the power to swing elections. Claiming they don't have any political power is just delusional
Slytherin
I used to be a bully and also distract everyone and love attention and to be an idiot
I did mean things like knock a chocolate bar out of a girls hand at the bus stop, and beat up the weaker nerds
I also just thought of disturbing things 24/7 and watched gore sites in my spare time for fun
Definitely slytherin
Someone post the pic of Hermione from all 4 houses
It really annoys me that Gryffindor mascot is not a griffin. It's in the name.
thats like getting mad that ravenclaws mascot is an eagle
so a perfectly valid reason then?
Fat women and aspergers were the only people who cared about it as I recall.
t. Millennial
My house is Shartleklumpf
SHARTLE KLUMPF
Looks like we got a joker here from DUMPERFELCH
I'll have you know my mother is from DUMPERFELCH
Disgusting low blood. My mother went to Dvrmstrang and was part of the elite Poopenfarten hovse.
she was the countess of of shittenstein, it was part of her protectoria
Make way for DINGLESCROT house
HOW MANY SCOOPS IS THAT?
Gryffindor
The most normal house.
Ravenclaw. Since I'm next to Einstein smart
>being ambitious and cunning is bad
>doing what is necessary is bad
This is why I never liked the house dynamic.
it was the racism that made Slytherins bad, not the cunning and ambitiousness
gryffindor - student council
hufflepuff - drama club
ravenclaw - science club
slytherin - trench coat mafia
Canonically, hufflepuff should have the highest suicide %. Imagine thinking youre hot shit and then the sorting hat just straight up tells you your black ass belongs in the cannon fodder stoners house
which house had the best girls?
your mom's house
can't outrun those bong genes
Its star sign horoscope for unattractive women.
asian women love Harry Potter though
Did Rowling ever mention if other European schools like Beauxbâtons and Durmstrang had houses?
they were socialists so no, everyone had to identify as the same and had no individual personalities
Now that I think about it isn't separating students by ATTRIBUTES moronic? Why would you want to have them all divided into daring/cunning/boring/smarmy types? Imagine that every fricking student in each house has more or less the same annoying personality
yeah, why would people possibly want to be around like-minded people... really boggles the mind....... diversity makes us stronger...................... we are all connected...........................................
I had no idea so many girls browse Cinemaphile
true men love Harry Potter
>have to answer a new riddle every day just to get inside
no Black folk in Ravenclaw
Which common room seems the most comfy?
I can't decide they all look nice
I feel like you would go crazy in the Slytherin one because it has no natural sunlight
Another one of Dumbledores little pranks.
Ravenclaws and Gryffindors get fancy towers
The stoner hufflepuffs get to chill next to the kitchens, and the slytherin fricks get to chill next to a damp cold lake.
Dumbledore didn't build the castle dumbass
imaine the sex parties though
in slytherin those are called family reunions
That emo pitt bro
Goth chicks love being invited to a slitherin house tour
>do what is wise
Completely meaningless.
A reminder that Hermione's shit was so stanky canonically, that it attracted a troll from the dungeons all the way to the bathroom that she was in. Hence my OTP of Hermione X Bathroom Troll.
I'm an INFP