Why were the Wachowskis only capable of making one good movie?

Why were the Wachowskis only capable of making one good movie?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their other movies don't have lesbo Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unnironically: lack of media literacy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most people can't even make one good movie
    they did it, then caved under the pressure and cut each others' dicks off because a dominatrix told them it was the only way to ascend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having this level of self-sabotage lmao. They could've been the "cool filmmakers behind The Matrix" and coasted on that the rest of their lives, traveling the world and getting any piece of pussy they wanted. Instead they butchered their movie franchise and their own wieners.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made two of them. And yes I am talking about Speed Racer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. speed racer was their swan song before total AGP damnation

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can see the gay in their faces in this picture especially the left one. Uncanny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the left one trooned out because of ketamine induced dysphoria and the right one trooned out because of porn addiction

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all roads lead to Rome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't remember Rome having so many trannies, just Jupiter turning into animals and raping b***hes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud Atlas has its moments, the Matrix sequels are solid.
    From what I can tell, Jupiter Ascending is their one total turd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. The other non-Matrix are at least watchable. Jupiter Ascending is so fricking moronic it's insane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jupiter Ascending is just soulless. I've never seen a movie with that much VFX that cannot hold my attention at all everything is so flat the dialogue is shit. Every time I've tried to watch it I fell asleep at around the 30 minute mark.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's also fricking moronic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speed Racer was cool 🙁

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think their only had movie is Jupiter Ascending. Matrix 4 isn't included cause only one of those freaks directed it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They followed a style of film making that anime and Tarantino followed, where you take everything you like and rip off entire scenes and concepts. The result is something original while remixing the best elements of past media. For The Matrix they took every single sci-fi live action film and anime they saw and put it into a blender.

    Dragon Ball Z style feats in live action hadn't been seen before in a film. Aesthetics from Ghost in the Shell. Red Pill and paranoia about reality from Total Recall. Story concept from Megacity 23. All of it wrapped in a nice Alice in Wonderland "Hero's Journey" roller-coaster.

    Because they could only make derivative pastiche film-making, they blew their load on their first big film and couldn't replicate it since.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're so fricking stupid that you can't even count. Post discarded.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        count deez nuts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Matrix is a series of scenes stitched together from their favorite animated and live action sci-fi films. They took years crafting their script and vision for the first film, so when asked to quickly make two sequels they had ran out of material to rip off and had to quickly slap something together.

        I still love The Matrix, but like Tarantino films almost everything is lifted from something else.

        they fried their brains in the sex dungeon

        That too. They were obviously leftist who enjoyed BDSM sex, and it bled over a bit in the first film but not to a point where it was obnoxious.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, but also it was originally suppose to be 3 movies but with them thinking it was unlikely to get a sequel, they condensed it down into 1. Then it succeeded and the plot really had no where to go so it had to be padded the frick out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This, but also it was originally suppose to be 3 movies but with them thinking it was unlikely to get a sequel, they condensed it down into 1. Then it succeeded and the plot really had no where to go so it had to be padded the frick out.

            Oh is that why ultimately the end of the third film completely rehashes the end of the first film? I don't know if The Matrix would work as well if you had to wait 3 films for Neo to awaken his powers, but maybe they had other adventures in store for him?

            They could have kept the hackers vs. the government theme, but with that logic the end-boss would be the US president.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take one example of pastiche film-making: There is a scene in both Total Recall and The Matrix where a man in an office outlines the entire god damn film and reveals all the plot beats, but it doesn't seem obvious at the time. In The Matrix the man explains how Neo feels he's special, somehow better than everyone else, which lines up with the actual story. In Total Recall, the head of the memory implantation company explains how the dreams will play out which matches the plot exactly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Total Recall invented exposition

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >exposition

          It's foreshadowing and dramatic irony and it's way too on the nose. The two scenes play out perfectly the same with a forgettable office character explaining the entire plot of the film, and you barely even notice the scenes on first watch but they stick out on a second. It doesn't work as exposition because the audience will have forgotten about the scene by the time The One has been explained.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mr. Rhineheart: You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This company is one of the top software companies in the world because every single employee understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if an employee has a problem, the company has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this day forward or you choose to find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

            Foreshadows Mr. Smith's "Mr. Anderson" because both are "The Man", foreshadows The One and how he can bend reality, and how Neo has to make the choice of blue pill versus Red pill.

            The funny thing is that there was alot of studio interference with the original Matrix film. The original script had a shit load of classic wachowski cringe in it and the studio rewrote alot of their material.

            Yes, they got way too powerful and needed to be restrained in both professional and private life. I'd call RoboCop and The Matrix the perfect action and superhero film scripts.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they fried their brains in the sex dungeon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she still in their lives? Or did she move on to other victims?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he married the dominatrix in 2009

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the time I didnt notice it, but you can really see how much of a woman the one on the left looks like. ANd the one on the right looks like a woman trying to be a man.

    They're still nuts, but I SEE IT.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    >she

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing is that there was alot of studio interference with the original Matrix film. The original script had a shit load of classic wachowski cringe in it and the studio rewrote alot of their material.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder what they looked like when they were 15yo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno but their one good movie, speed racer, will always be in my top 3 favorites of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >speed racer
      the kid brother was insanely cute shota hot

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, whatever happened to these guys? You don't hear about them anymore.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just said everything they had to say I suppose

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