Why were they evil?

Why were they evil?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Infact that's why they failed.
    Every single time they went legitimate, without fail, they excelled. Every time they tried to do evil, they failed. They could run any food or merchandise scam, build any robot, win any competition they didn't cheat at, and dig any giant ditches in seconds. But they couldn't steal a rat or a bug from a 10 year old moronic child. Why is that? Self sabotage?
    They're tragic figures. They and the world consider themselves failures, when they only fail at evil. And why are they always trying to be evil? Because the world calls them failures.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meowth! That's right!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like dick dastardly
      >gets significantly ahead in race
      >decides to cheat
      >wastes a bunch of time on a scheme that doesn't work out
      >has to drive good enough to get significantly ahead again
      >only to try to cheat again and get foiled

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looked so hot with wet hair

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had sex with her when i visited japan

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't have sex with a drawing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe one day we all can

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes i can

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are not evil, their bosses are.
    Also Wrong board

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nakasexo Jessie.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they weren't "evil" just bad

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prepare for trouble
    >And make it double
    >To protect the world with devastation
    >To unite all people in every nation
    >To denounce the evil of truth and love
    >To extend our reach to the stars above
    What did they mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >To protect the world with devastation
      >To unite all people in every nation
      Team Rocket on some WEF NWO shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They worked for the New World Order

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >To denounce the evil of truth and love
      incels confirmed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment they changed the Team Rocket Motto is when the series jumped the Sharpedo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giovanni is a globalist.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were trying to steal pokemon from other owners, dumbass

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should adapt the game. Team Rocket were annoying.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did, it was called Pokemon Origins or something and it's way too rushed. They messed it up.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >end the stories of all the main characters
    >nobody gets a satisfying ending
    25 years wasted

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And one of the most popular shows mind you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan has gotten bored of brown boy and that girl (the show no longer regularly appears in the weekly most watched anime ratings chart), so odds are they aren't going to stick around for more than a couple of years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you were actually watching it all that time?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and in those 25 years, Ash only battled Giovanni Twice.

      Both times Ash got BTFO and we never got a resolution to that.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're only allowed to steal poke'mon from the woods, not other people.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how so many groups use "team" in their name. Team = mafia or terrorist, or heavily implies that. Of course if I run across a member of a "team", I'll assume they're awful baddies and try to shut them down.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did pokemon become so gay bros?

      >it was always gay
      Perhaps, but it's so much gayer now than it ever was.
      >evil team are just le bullied kids, literally

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they get curbstomped by teenagers every single time anyways, they're clearly just crusing for a brusin' when they willingly give themselves a 'Team' moniker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really all began the slow downhill decline with Gen 3. Every game having a "team" is peak formulaic slop.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh-oh, I'm blasting off again!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt the series end with them saying frick it and getting real jobs

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah they just wanted to be in charge.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse tried to be a Nurse Joy, but she failed, so she ran away. Can't remember James' story. Meowth was a betacuck who couldn't make enough money to be a paypig.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      james came from a rich family or something, if i remember right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember jessie having food insecurity issues. she grew up in poverty and neglect, so she has weird greedy behaviors around food.

      and i acquired a new fetish after watching.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        iirc they did a few different backstory episodes for them.

        There's a tiktoker that edited all the Jessie bits from that episode together into one plot without the rest of the episode.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only remember James being richboy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Let's blow those whining women back to the Dark Ages right where they belong.
          Based as hell

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food insecurity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      james came from a rich family or something, if i remember right

      James was a rich spoiled kid who ran away from an arranged marriage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was rich and ran away from home because of an arranged marriage to a fricking crazy b***h who already had a BDSM dungeon at 10.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Ash kiss Latias in one of the movies?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, but for real, James had more character development than any other main character.

    His back story of being driven away from home and joining a bike gang despite needing training wheels is just crazy. Is it any wonder he turned to crime?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were always hungry. No one ever fed them or shared food

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's gay but afraid to come out, so him being evil is just lashing out.
    She's evil because she wants that James D but he's gay. So she mad as frick!

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she had a hot hairstyle I would've rooted for team rocket significantly more.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I recall, the chick there grew up in an abusive house and her mom died because she froze to death in the mountains on a mission to find Mew from team rocket, and the dude there hates his fiancé and is super rich and doesn't want to marry her. Both of their problems are finally solved in the end when they marry each other and have a child together.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, did they actually get married? Based if true.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manga only I think

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >evil
    Says you.

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