Why? Why did he do it?

Why? Why did he do it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Society

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He broke the conditioning.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just wanted somewhere private to poop

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To get to the other side

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just felt like it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just fricking hates the other penguins

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just fricking hated NIG-

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see those mountains? you can go there

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you people care so much about one nothing scene of a noname docimentary no one has scene enough to post it multiple times a day every day of your life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine seething this hard over a literal penguin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noname docimentary
      underage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only children watch penguin movies, mr big grown up adult

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Herzog documentary you uncultured swine, not a 'penguin movie'

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are all europeans as stupid as you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >yank mutt
              Not surprised

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >penguin movies
          >Herzog opens the movie saying "I would not make another movie about penguins"
          moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not something brownies would understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you won't understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noot noot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I get it now, he was a whiny little homosexual like you and got ostracised from the pack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it speaks to both the human and the penguin spirit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the NPC.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe larper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he was larping, just pretending, really, to sieze an aircraft and go for a doomed joyride.
        >he didn't really buzz a family of orcas or pull off an impossible barrel roll. It was all just a larp.
        >he was a phoney. (Not like me).

        May you live a long life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you people care so much about one nothing scene of a noname docimentary no one has scene enough to post it multiple times a day every day of your life?

      cringe larper

      You wouldn't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bane?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had to get it on

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's there, whiteman spirit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he escaped the cave

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are they completely different kinds of penguins? Or do the young just look like that then shrink later on?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adult Adelie penguin and Emperor penguin chicks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based fearless penguin naruto running through a human research camp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw the adelie escorts the chicks afterwards
        cute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The petrel scum flying off is the funniest part. Webm of an albatross.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kek they look so evil

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they can tell he's a homosexual with his gay pink beak

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Albatross look beautiful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >full grown bird can't beat a baby
        KWAB

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am white too but climbing a mountain doesn't make you smarter, it means you are an idiot, one day you will fall and die, what did you gain from it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        time away from black people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am white too
        Afraid not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even if you never climb a mountain you will still die one day, what did you gain from that?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't have a penguin loicense

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is Herzog brilliance. Unlike a regular nature documentary in which they try to make up a little story for everything that is going on, Herzog knows there is madness in nature, he chooses to focus on that one penguin, and nothing is explained. An ordinary director would just disregard the footage as not interesting. Was the penguin misguided perhaps? Is there a reason for his behavior? Human questions that fail to explain. Ironically, this penguin has more character than any other lion vs zebra doc that narrates their every thought as if they were people.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave that lil homie alone and dont worry about why he does what he does

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was tired of being a penguin, and decided to become pengone

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >die
    >reincarnate as a penguin
    >frick this I want to roll the dice again for a better life
    >immediately run to certain death rather than live as a penguin for another second

    I thinks that what’s happened here

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was asked by the penguin shogun (tm) to commit seppuku by sunset.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sigma thing.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godspeed. I hope he found peace.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”No I am right. All the others are wrong. This is the way home.”

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he wanted a legitimate investigation on what happened on 9/11

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penguins are great, they all have zero natural land predators so they don't give a shit if you approach them or touch them

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was going to the only pub on the continent

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m crying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why don't they just buy a radiator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where would they plug it in?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's gonna do it bros

          Based king penguins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stalingrad, 1942

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its amazing what some music and herzog narrating can do to a scene of a penguin just walking.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scenes women will never understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when I sent it to my gf thinking she would enjoy a cute animal video, she didn't speak to me for 3 days after

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was literally just thinking of sending it to my gf, I guess I won't now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, the penguin was onto something. it was a beautiful 3 days. I drove to the coast alone and stared at the ocean eating fish and chips thinking about that penguin

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some penguins just want to watch the world freeze.

    >I miss that little nooka like you wouldn’t believe

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was sick of your bullshit.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He went to go see Zendaya have a threesome and instead saw two dudes making out

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldnt get it most of humanity toes the line and never breaks there basic AI scripts while the people that push the limits to get back to God have mode most of the things you enjoy today else we would all still be living in shacks/huts.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wants to be free, even if he is heading for a certain agonizing death, it will be the most alive he has ever been

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never underestimate autism rage

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    banned from Cinemaphile

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day, I figured there was a good reason for this, but then I forgot about it.

    Oh, that's right. The far off mountains are the only patches of naked rock the penguin could see, so he sought them. He is the first of the mountain penguins, if he manages to have baby chicks.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna do it bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking reckless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      graceful

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and in case I don't see ya
    good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this even true? Herzog has been known to stretch the truth in his documentaries.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch that part on youtube without sheding a tear
    I just want to abandon society and follow that lad to the end of the world as his disciple

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jews ruined the planet and he wants no part of it

    He's literally me

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the feelz

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEY FLY NOW?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just getting some quiet time away from the "my underwear doesn't smell" hertzog voiceover - he'll be back

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WUZ EMPERURZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can't help the way it was born.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't go there to die he went to see if he's really alive

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He dared to follow in Enoch's footsteps....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dangerously based.
    I became a life-long NEET as there was no place for me to go.
    Autistic social morons don't get given tolerable or sustainable jobs in this awful service economy, so I'm good with staying home.
    I'm a hermit though, so I won't be going Chris McCandless.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might have been a Levy flight, which is a specialized type of travelling method when food is scarce, usually has lots of walking far in one direction for a long amount of time. Brownian or random movement is more useful when there's lots and lots of food, Levy when its more scarce

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