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why won't celebrity men marry women their own page?
why won't celebrity men marry women their own page?
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No you said 'page'
Typo fricking queer homosexual
he's an alchie
this will be over in 8 months
still waiting on a Pete Campbell spinoff
I can already see the white VHS cover of a mid to late 90s' movie with the title "A Thing Like That.." in large font with him in a suit leaning against it with a big dopey smile.
why won't women marry poor guys?
him not her
They're both males.
Because after a certain point, a woman the same age as her man is not a viable or fun experience.
why do you care?
Men need women, women don’t need men.
It’s a fair trade, he dies at 80 years old, and she can
Did you mean to say Women need men. Men don't need women
No.
Single women have a longer life expectancy than married women. Single men have a shorter life expectancy than married men.
fake statistic btw
women naturally live longer, so the ones who aren't married (aka they're widows) are outliving their husbands
It must be a weird feel to give up.
To settle for a gold digger.
A 52 year old man isn’t dumb, he knows she can’t prefer him over a 35 year old man, if he had the same amount of money, and was ready to settle down
I’m happy for him. Hear him on boomer podcast recently and he seemed cool and not pozzed
They do a lot of anal.
I can tell by their dynamics
he may not be pozzed typically, but he's dumb enough to be a goy tool. participated in some sketch about white guilt
where are her breasts?
Why does this motherfricker have completely different hair every time he's photographed in the wild? Is he fully wigged up now or did he get more transplants?
Why are zoomers obsessed with hair loss? The dude is in his 50s.
>Why are zoomers obsessed with hair loss?
Because they fear not being able to go full broccoli mode.
>pants1? don't you mean leg prisons
i dont get it
Hey, you zoomanons. No judgement. I'm genuinely curious. If you don't have a natural curl, how long does it take to get your hair like this? I imagine having to sit under a heated hair thing at a salon for an hour. This is only informed by boomer cartoons though so I may be way off
Imagine how they will feel when they can't grow a broccoli on their head anymore
No matter what age you are, 20-30 year old women will always look good.
>35
The real question is why would he marry someone that old..
why is this is grandpa marrying a 35 year old teenager?
he go for a 19 year old if society wouldnt shame him for it
He met her in 2015 (tho it says they started dating in 2020)
I thought he was gay
Because they don't have to.
She's 35. That's within the normalgay Golden Rule of "half your age plus seven".
If she was like 19 I'd understand if normalgays were upset but literally who fricking cares here? No one goes around trying to claim that 35-yo women are young and in their prime.
This. Adult women only gain agency of their decisions when the age gap is X. Otherwise, they're essentially moronic and cannot function on their own -- but only when age gap is involved.
simple AF most are closet homosexual acting the straight part...the older prostitutes will not keep their secret and the young prostitutes need the money and are desperate so are prime to keep the homosexual secret.
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Ask yourself the opposite question: why would powerful/goodlooking/wealthy and otherwise high value 30yo+ men marry a woman their own age IF they decide to get married at all?
>celebrity
more like all sane people
>her new mother-in-law
his mom?
she must be a fan of oldje