Why won’t Hollywood push him as the next Schwarzenegger?
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Why wont Hollywood push him as the next Schwarzenegger?
Why won’t Hollywood push him as the next Schwarzenegger?
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because they cant even make a good movie to begin with
i literally haven't seen any of her work besides Trailer Park Boys and Juno
you mean "his", anon
>him
You can't have a 4 foot action star Robert Downey was hard enough to sell
Not to mention whenever anyone sees her they immediately go "hey it's that chick from"
Robert Downey Junior isn't an action star. He plays a capeshit character who would literally be useless without a billion dollar suit of armour or a month to make another one.
Downey had charisma compared to elliot that is charisma vacuum compared to ellen
Probably because Arnold takes shits bigger than her.
>4’ woman pretending to be a man
>pushed as a Schwarzenegger action star
I kinda want to see that now. Everyone just playing it straight that this 4 foot, 90lb "man" is a badass action hero.
>4 foot, 90lb "man" is a badass action hero
they did it for colin farrell
I can see that as a Top Secret style comedy. Now THAT I’d go see
It's already been done with women. An example of it is Scarlett Johansson doing twirls around linebackers' necks and somehow knocking them out cold.
Yep that's the obvious joke of this obvious bait thread
This guy is so cool and manly. Look at those sick tats and that cool skull ring.
>what I really wanted to be was a douchebag, you know, the kind of edgy toxic male I used to say was "problematic"
maybe because its a mentally ill creature that wanted to be famous and then mutilated itself after being raped constantly by hollywood israelites
What a macho mother fricker. Positively oozing pussy annihilating energy
We were robbed.
I can't even laugh at this shit. it's too sad.
This idiot homosexual, I can laugh at, the kids they puberty block, I can't, that's just monstrous. Pure shekel motivated evil.
iiiiiit's time to play:
ESL
OR
SCHIZOOOOOO!
>I can't read english good so it's an ESL
So I guess your schizo strawman lets you win, huh
You can rest easy in your moral superiority about making kids medical experiments, there can't possibly be anything wrong with preventing them from growing properly through puberty
>you're making fun of me therefore you are part of [opposing political group]
Ok then so point out the schizo part of this
I want to be in on the joke about the child medical experimentation
you seem mad
>Asking Goldstein to elaborate past his ad hominem fallacies
Hamas doesn't give him much internet time before he has to go back in his Tunnel of Settlement, so give him a break, anon
>elaborate
Black person, I literally don't know what he was saying. that was the fricking joke. his post was incomprehensible.
>I can’t read English good
seriously? can’t even use proper grammar when defending your grasp of the English language?
>kids with medical experiments
but Ellen Paige was a grown ass woman?
kids undergoing medical experiments live free in that anon's head which is definitely NOT weird
that's funny because I got chastised in a different thread for reading english TOO good
and yet that sentence is grammatically incorrect. how hard is this? good and well are not synonyms. do you know what synonym means?
IT'S WELL. You can't read English WELL, not "good".
Good is an adjective that modifies a noun. Eg. This car is good. This book is not good.
Well is an adverb that modifies a verb. Eg. I can't read well. I can't see well. I can't sleep well.
much gooder post
He needs to build more muscle.
She just blacklisted herself by writing a memoir
That book she wrote was utterly fricked. It exposed her as a madwoman, a hypocritical narcissist and extremely dangerous to children if she's around them
>Ellen beats herself in the head
>Hears a voice that tells her to butcher her own body
>Heads immediately to the hospital and cuts her breasts off
>Doctor doesn't question any of it
>Advocates to have this done to children
>The voice is recurring and instructs her in other social situations
>Refuses to speak to her father and plans never to speak with him again
She consistently breaks down in tears in interviews from her deteriorating mental state. Ellen is a complete mess and nobody wants anything to do with her. They nod how brave and powerful she is because social norms demand it of them, but they don't do anymore more to get involved with her
Don't forget she also in detail described her sexual encounters with another woman in a manner that would get actual man blacklisted, canceled and possibly prosecuted beacuse someone would definetly seize oppurtunity to metoo him
Paid all that money to look like a chudceljak
Elliot busses no cap she could definitely play a badass hero role
a new Terminator model maybe
>Be me
>Go to relative's wedding
>Groom's "brother" is ftm, super feminine voice
>Pre-op pictures still at groom's house, holy frick was his sister ugly
>Zipperbreasts looks like a dweeb but not actually hideous any more
I'm not really sure how to feel
imagine if elliott becomes a freaky body dysmorphia'd turbojuicing bodybuilder
Did her father or one of her uncles molest her or something?