Why would a true American badass drink a shitty Heineken. QT should have recognized this as wrong, and said wait, hol' up, went to the Loves and gotten a large can of Molson ice from the fridge. Would have made more sense
Why would a true American badass drink a shitty Heineken.
everyone drinks heinenken
>masculinity is corporate brand loyalty
the one area where the boomers and zoomers overlap
>the one area where the boomers and zoomers overlap
>the one
low IQ, uneducated, inability to use computers, political and financial sheep, unaccountable, lack of self-awareness, etc
Why are you describing yourself?
>n-no you
good one zoomer. maybe if you think really hard you can come up with something clever and original (i doubt it)
product placement I guess. heineken is dogpiss
Probably all he could get in his shithole desert town.
At least it wasn't a Budd Lite.
cheeky c**t
CARLOS
>Implying I would poison myself with fermented leaf brew
>Implying I don't have access to the finest high gravity lager
Shiggy
Or how bout a Budd-weiser?
Wasn't he supposed to be a weeb who was into samurai shit? Japs love Heineken.
from what ive seen its stella artois
Rocket filled the bottles and he didn't even notice a difference.
Because Americans are accustomed to drinking watered-down piss so it fits right in
I'm a white supremacist American and Heineken is my drink of choice in all chances but the coffee hours
In a way, I agree. But then again he did have a Hanzo so he’s not afraid of buying foreign and is a lazy slob. Probably buys whatever beer and all his normal clothes are made in China. Typical boomer who doesn’t give a frick.
heineken is the one "european" beer you can get a any shit gas station
your three base options at even the most ghetto convenice stores:
bud/miller
modello for the mexicans
heineken
Modelo Negra is pretty alright
there's usually Stella too, which is maybe slightly better than heineken
since when has drinking fancy beer ever been masculine?
dude's living out of a fricking trailer
Real brokefricks drink Natural Ice.
He traveled the world and appreciated other cultures. He wasn’t a chud like other hick Americans.
miller high life or nothing
t. not even united statian
Heineken was the first beer legally allowed in America when prohibition ended. The dutch had their ships wait on the coast and at midnight they went in to port and started delivering beer.
It has a long history in the U.S.
It's almost like the Dutch anticipated it all along
God that first day when prohibition ended must have been druk kino
>Prohibition
This is one of the main reasons why California should divorce itself from the Prudish, Puritanical and evangelical dominated oppressors east of the Sierras . Don Rafael Montero did nothing wrong.
>Heineken
Frick that shit!
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON
Thank you, I was beginning to think I'd have to post it myself.
This man is an international assassin, has been around the world and probably doesn’t care about what the frick he drink. He’s not some generic hick who will only ever chose to drink one hick thing.
- Heineken is the drink of choice of Kyle MacLachlan in Blue Velvet
- It, Heineken, is the drink of choice of Don Gately's mom's abusive boyfriend in Infinite Jest
- Bob Dylan once did an ad for Heineken that urged US beer makers to just stop because Heineken got it so right. Editorial comment: he's very wrong.
>Bob Dylan once did an ad for Heineken that urged US beer makers to just stop because Heineken got it so right. Editorial comment: he's very wrong.
from the writer of Union Sundown, that’s quite the piss take
See. When you live in the country/sticks/nowheresville... Heineken might be all the local hodgy has. Plus product placement.
Budd wasn't a badass though. He was a deadly killer but he was a washed up loser who secretly clung to the last vestige of the only thing that gave his life meaning.
I was thinking a assassin trying to live a stealthy life under the radar wouldn't answer the door with some premium bottle of sake or something. might be a giveaway. and being known in town for being that white redneck in a trailer who only drinks Japanese beers would be a bad idea as well
i thought the point was he was LARPing as a badass redneck but he was really just a fake
He gets paid with free beer from that bar sometimes when cash is low
>american pisswater
czech beer is the only thing that matters
yeah pilsner urquell is where it's at
No thanks ill stick to American craft beer
Because Heineken paid for the product placement.
heinekin is skunky like corona, both are only good on a hot day served cold. it would taste good living in a trailer in the desert
>Molson
i only drink local cuz im a real one and real ones only drink local cuz they real ones
The dude clearly travelled all over, you pick up acquired tastes when you actually leave the basement.