Why would anyone ever say this to their wife?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not going anywhere. She knows she doesn't have any better options

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither does he. That’s why he has to neg her

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't relax around your wife

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah for sure that’s just some playful humor

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers lack empathy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everything you say has to be taken seriously
      Must suck living like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such is the life of zoomers, who overreact to scenes of "bullying" in fiction and act shocked when the victim forgives.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers grew up on a diet of "big chungus" jokes and "amogus" memes, you try and explain hyperbole to them... its impossible

          you know a lot about them, do you have relatives who are zoomers or do you consume the same content they do?

          >forced amerifat zoomer meme
          hello there moronic amerifats

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain that to women

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only 27 but I sometimes joke with my gf.
    But most of the time our interactions are like pic related. I love women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, it never changes if you like the one you're with.

      Shit's great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey when breasts are great, they are great
      women look at our butts all the time, it's just only few of them admit it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you love women ask your gf for an open relationship, believe you me, you won't regret it.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is right (though he is a fatfrick too)

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wife gets in the way of my dreams?
    then she isn't invited to them

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a divorce

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn't. This is what is called a "joke". It's not meant to be realistic, but humourous.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers grew up on a diet of "big chungus" jokes and "amogus" memes, you try and explain hyperbole to them... its impossible

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know a lot about them, do you have relatives who are zoomers or do you consume the same content they do?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these threads because I can't tell what level irony you people are supposed to be on. You guys must be very confused by Rodney Dangerfield.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one would actually say it. That's the joke

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do kids get so heated about rude humor? thats what i always wanted to know
    sure these comics are no fine are but ive never seen anyone get so absolutely, completely nuclear and bum bothered about a dumb meanspirited joke than the way 20 year old winge about a shitty "lol marriage suk bottom text" gag

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because previous generations weren't taught how to use condoms, that you "tough it out" of unfixable marriages, and that hate is normal.

    The unspoken truth of America's generational divide is that a lot of people in pre-Clinton households were raised by parents who got pressured into marriage are getting an unwanted pregnancy via drunk sex or trying to use plastic baggies as condoms.

    pic not related, but i felt like posting it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine she got fat first at 25, stopped having sex with you (even though you had kept a decent figure, personality and earnings), vented her sexuality into bad slashfics if not outright having some lame affair with some guy from work who also happened to like advent children (dogshit, frick off), then abused your religious convictions to keep you in a sexless marriage until you finally divorce her at 32, at which point she takes half your savings (despite earning roughly as much as you) and tells everyone you were actually gay.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if you married her because you both have a pretty cruel sense of humor, this is honestly kinda cute. Just a couple that gives each other the business.

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