Why would anyone want to hang around Heffer? He's a fat guy and he's an butthole. He ruins things for people all the time and gets into arguments with Filburt
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Why would anyone want to hang around Heffer? He's a fat guy and he's an asshole.
Go home, Filburt
heffer and filburt are both fricking annoying
I actually like the chemistry Heffer and Filburt and Rocko had when they were together. They felt like real adult friends. They were butthole and morons but they still loved to hanging out with each other and even looked out for one another.
Literally a Jerry, George and Kramer dynamic
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He's a piggish dumbass who makes bad decisions.
You'd probably say the same thing about Patrick Star, Carl Wheezer and Penny Lefkowitz.
>He's a fat guy and he's an butthole.
So he's something that would provide endless entertainment?
Hef is cute and funny and also SpongeBob
Op you gayit
heffer was the biggest homosexual on a cast of homosexuals. even rocko was too good for any of his loser friends but he was too weak to dump them and find anyone else. just like the real world
This is, to some extent, the whole "modern life" joke
i'd rather have two shitty friends than no friends
Rocko's a gay and a pushover
Heffer is a gay and a fat moron
Filbert is a gay and a nerd
>Write what you know
Filbert is no gay
that is a dude in a dress
Cinemaphile will disagree but you have to be high test to pull a woman like that
I guess Rocko simply met him not long after he first immigrated to America, and he assumed all Americans were like that. By the time he’d been in the country long enough to see Heffer was particularly bad, they were already friends and Rocko was too polite to stop.
Let’s not be moronic here. There’s lots of guys like Heffer in Australia too.
Everyone has that one friend
Sometimes the ONLY friend they ever have
I can't believe they got away with the episode where he moved in with Rocko. He became a nudist and had a nudist party in Rocko's backyard.
Nobody ever brings up Heffer's eye and how it's misshapen
I notice it a lot, but what is there to say?
The episode where Heffer gets sucked off by the milking machine is still the most amazing thing I ever saw a saturday morning kids cartoon get away with.
He nutted on screen
And when Rocko comes to take him home he has a teary farewell with it. "I'll nver forget you"
>tfw I thought he just released his morning urine when I watched it as a kid
That scene was fricking gold
SAL-LAMI! GET IT?
Filburt would sell you out to be cannibalized just to get some toupee. Heffer would carry you to the hospital on foot if you collapsed from acute appendicitis.
He was Patrick Star before that was a thing. But Heffer is a better friend and character than Patrick. I remember when SpongeBob first aired I was like this is another Rocko’s.
the episode where heffer's gluttony issues legitimately threatened Rocko's life and nearly killed them both stuck with me as a kid and gave be serious body image issues, as a fat kid
Because he is fun to have around. No really, that's it. He is always up for doing shit and enjoys it fully too, instead of worrying and complaining about it like a woman. It is completely irrelevant what kind of person others might be, you wouldn't want to be around a loser like Filbert unless you're an even bigger loser yourself, because you will eventually learn their follies and get to have fun with Heffer.
This fully applies to IRL as well, so apply yourselves, homosexuals