Why would Hogwarts and wizard people celebrate Christmas anyway? Are they catholic?

Why would Hogwarts and wizard people celebrate Christmas anyway? Are they catholic? Shouldn't they be agnostic or more appropriately have their own religion?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    King Arthur was Christian, so it stands to reason that his advisor Merlin, king of all wizards, was Christian too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, Jesus was a wizard, and the hebrews hated him for it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you already know why. Threads closed.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably rowling has already retconned christmas existing and made some more people black/gay

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot his parents lived in a wizard village that had a church? There's even a bible quote in their tombstone, which is located in the churchyard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's even a bible quote in their tombstone

      what quote

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    santa claus is clearly a wizard

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't the irrefutable existence of ghosts, spirits, the afterlife, and supernatural forces dependent upon consciousness and intention make being an atheist or agnostic in the wizarding world quite literally insane?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For an atheist probably yes, not for an agnostic though. What meaning should even have the figure of Jesus Christ in the wizard world? Christianity only makes sense in the muggle world.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill Frick Marry

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't disagree with that, but only if you are talking about the characters themselves.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting shitskin pedo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the miracles of jesus weren't magic tricks but feats of divine power. Magic is just some force of nature only wizards can tap into if you look at it that way.

        tl;dr magic is not supernatural

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >magic is not supernatural

          Explain spells like expecto patronum, imperio, avada kedavra etc. then

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The rivers of London novels are a good modern day exploration of exactly this theme

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magic is evil in the Bible, cf. Simon Magus in Acts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, one could think that stuff exists without concluding that it is worthy of worship and submission to, that it created the universe and is all knowing, all powerful, everywhere at once, etc. To a wizard magic would be mundane, like electricity or the internet to us.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    J.K. Rowling is a Christian and J.K. Rowling famously said that if you are familiar with the scriptures that you can easily guess the ending of her book

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the story of Harry Potter is literally just the Christ myth retold for modern day but with a Nazi insurrection instead of a Roman tyranny.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's yule they celebrate. trees, gift giving, plant themed decorations, big festive meals, all of it is pagan in origin but consumed by christianity. death to abrahamism

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yule isn't a real holiday germantard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok rabbi chaim kleinstein

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Christ is king even over the followers of satan.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well they have the yule ball in goblet of fire, yule is the pre christian name of Christmas. I think wizards (and most people) just want to party and have fun in the winter.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >britbong
    >roman popery

    idiot

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christmas at Hogwarts looks very comfy bros

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was a wizard. The Talmud records multiple records of him performing demonic magic and then passing it off as a miracle.

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