Why would Llewellyn need a million dollars when he gets to slam this every night?

Why would Llewellyn need a million dollars when he gets to slam this every night?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was 2.7mm you idiot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Bruce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love how its a lot of money, especially at the time but is it really worth dying over?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I would die for $50k right now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would too but as soon as I knew a killer was looking for me I would Nope out of there

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls like this really work at Walmart?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost exclusively, yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they all end up getting statutory raped by the managers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. dumbass red state peckerwood zoomer who pretends to be black.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This only happened to one girl I knew and she was a loose little minx anyway.
          She let me play with her breasts, shit was so cash. But the AM was giving her the D.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Llewellyn is the kind of moronic texas peckerwood that would pick up a case of blood money without thinking about the potential consequences.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should have just skimmed a few bands off the top

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he hadn't been such a white man he would have gotten away with it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll take the lot and drink your spit from the candy sucking if you're thirsty, buck-O.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should've, but unfortunately for him the point of his character is prideful hubris.
        A more cautious man would've seen what the frick went down out there and known some fricked up people were coming for it and as you said, just taken as much as he could fit in his pockets home.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was not relevant how much he took. What fricked him was going back. If he hadn't gone back, he would have been fine with or without the entire case. If he took nothing, going back would still have gotten him killed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they could just go through the nearest towns until the transponder beeped

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's within a few feet. Chigurgh only got a chance to use it because he happened to notice the truck outside a motel by chance.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >prideful hubris
          Who wouldn't take all of it when it's free money and everyone involved died in the gunfight?
          It's ridiculous to expect him to foresee what would happen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was shown to be pretty smart or at least crafty. How was he supposed to know some supernatural being was going to chase him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a badass Vietnam veteran.
        >supernatural being
        He's just a Cartel hitman.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine slamming that every night AND you have a million dollars

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was kinda cute in Boardwalk and her skyler character i.e, stick in the mud woman looking after her children was done better than skyler 10x

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mouy children

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed but
        >MUY CHEELDREN!
        got annoying

        Lol
        Did her kids even get that much screen time or development at all?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of them became paraplegic, other than that I don't remember the children whatsoever.
          I don't think they even appear at all after they break up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly when they very clearly had a nude model for her scene where Paz La Huerta makes her get undressed to try on some clothes (trying to humiliate her), i lost respect for her
      Shes not that good of an actress to make demands like that. Maybe her body was just gross and thats why

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's done nude scenes before, incel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers never seen Trainspotting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed but
      >MUY CHEELDREN!
      got annoying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine slapping your dick all over her face whilst she goes "oh dear me" in that accent

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the Coens include a sex scene just before he wakes up to bring the guy acqua

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just watch trainspotting if you want to see her naked. Absolutely banging body.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't get naked in Trainspotting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, she did.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            screenshot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm literally looking right at her now. naked. in trainspotting.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            post

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              zoomer morons really dont know how to use the internet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's non American. Don't bother. Those morons can't do anything right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's not white

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you watch a tv edit of Trainspotting or something? She absolutely does.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't get naked in Trainspotting

        Which one is she? The shoolgirl that Renton bangs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yup

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh... she was literally 16 in trainspotting you fricking pedo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ackshually she was 17 and 4 months.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kelly MacDonald, born 2/23/1976
          Trainspotting, released 2/23/1996
          what are the chances?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you pick up a suspicious package you should always check it out and transfer the contents elsewhere before going back anywhere near your home.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you pick up a bag of money and you live in the middle of nowhere, why don't you just kill the person walking towards you?
    There is no reason EVER for anyone to be looking for you or asking for you. And if this is the first fricking time someone is coming to you for anything after you picked up a bag of money, you just kill them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you look in the bag beyond just the top. He was a moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chigurh wouldn't "walk towards him". He'd ambush him like he ambushed Carson.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Llewellyn just grab a few cash stacks instead of the whole briefcase if the trailer trash pussy was so great?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the book he had married her when she was 14 and she was already getting old.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cormac knew a lot about women. He made his b***h work while he hung out all day thinking and writing before he made it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty incredible the b***h didn't leave him when he didn't make any money for decades.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did she pull off such a convincing Southern accent?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you aren't Southern.
      T. southern anon who could tell if was off the first time I heard her speak in the movie

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gettin' Place had a big sale coming up and he wanted to stock up on a lot of stuff to get

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he go back ten hours later to give agua por favor to the mex, even though the mex was more assuredly dead by then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Llewellyn wasn't a bad guy, he was just a little stupid.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like that an act of kindness is his undoing. why'd he care about getting the mexicano water? because he's a good man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talking to the girl at the pool was really what fricked him over. He was pretty close to getting away with the cash at that point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book it wasn't a middle aged woman by the pool but a teenaged runaway that was hitchhiking and Llewyn picked her up in order bang her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking the pedo and gruesome murder shit really makes Cormac's stories less disgusting and more watchable as a movie and I don't mind that at all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he didn't. He paid her for a separate hotel room for her because he felt sorry for her. All they did was drink beer together

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i like that an act of kindness is his undoing
      No, without the act of kindness he would've been killed by the cartel in his sleep. Because he goes to give agua he finds out that the cartel is looking for him and finds the transmitter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because he goes to give agua he finds out that the cartel is looking for him and finds the transmitter.
        No. The reason they found him is because he left his car on the hill and they ran his plates. They had no idea who took the money until then. They probably didn't know that the ultimo hombre guy under the tree died and probably thought he double-crossed them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The transmitter was only for super-short range location, like finding the case hidden in a crawl space. You can't track a guy cross country with it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite line is when chigger tells the cartel boss
          >I'll find him myself. You couldn't track a guy across No Country, For Old Men don't understand modern radio signaling tracking devices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cormac maccarthy was a nihilist lit major homosexual serial marriager who didn't raise his children but everyone sucks him off because he wrote edgy cowboy adjacent books.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >adjacent
        Stopped reading there

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know what you can do with 2 million dollars?
    >two chicks that look like that
    >at the same time, man

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice breasts but the bush is icky

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In every role I have seen her with decades between them, she is always cute and loveable. How does she do it, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Scottish girls are cute and likeable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Likeable
        Have you ever fricking been with a Scottish girl? They can talk shit around you spitting out a hundred words a second and you wouldn't even comprehend half of it.
        They're like the Latinas of white girls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This really
        Scottish I think were the chosen race. Scottish or Irish. Maybe both. But the Scottish were more badass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I visited ScotLand once. There were some lovely women with milk pale skin and blue eyes. like little milk ladies. Good beef sandwiches there too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute face + cute voice.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would've happened if he took the man to hospital but left the money behind?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anton leaves him be

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    back when my brother was broke he had a QT girlfriend. One day she said to him 'do you really want me to live like this?'

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My boy Thomas is married to a girl like this. She's one of the sweetest women I know
    If you're reading this T-dawg, congrats. See you this summer when I'm back in town.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he miss the shot from behind the car. He was like 10 feet away and Chigger was totally blindsided.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he saw him coming and jumped out of the way but that's probably when he got hit in the leg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt miss, but it was a leg shot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got him in the leg and Chigurh is lucky as frick that it didn't clip his artery.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, getting hit in the thigh is top 3 most fatal areas to get shot.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Llewellyn
    Where does the name come from? Who were the Welsh Llews? There you go, you have your answer.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always fantasized about finding a pallet of drug money washed up on the shores of Miami. I supposed I would take it piece by piece and not the whole thing in case there's a GPS tracker in there. Is this a good plan?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the money will be gone the next time you go there. Better buy a van and keep on the move.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sommige mensen hebbennde strot niet vol genoeg
    t. my dad

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which movie is this? I've been following Hunter Schafer's career closely, but I don't recognize this scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Drink Your Milkshake

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im still wondering why Anton would kill numerous randos and some guys wife but not that one fat lady.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He respected her, the way she didn't allow herself to be intimidated and bulldoggishly stuck to the rules. Antwon had his own set of rules that he was autistic about.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they got married when she was 14 in the book and she's like 17 when the story takes place

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and moss is like 36

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would've got away with the money if he never brought the beaner water.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every night
    This b***h would frick twice a week at most.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This b***h would frick twice a week
      Only if you make her think she has an option

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    forget it. without ridiculous plot holes the movie wouldn't exist.

    a real human being would take the cash and dump the bag

    a real human would never think of going back to give some dying guy some agua.

    this movie is stupid beyond belief.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not stupid, it's the guilt that made him go back
      well actually he is stupid because he should have had water with him if he was out in the desert anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what the hell
        "I ain't got no agua"
        Seriously? You don't have a water canteen on you, like every other hunter in history?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've got a point anon. you've got a point

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is no one else imagining the smell? It's a trailer in the south for fricks sakes.

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