Why wouldn't this work?

Why wouldn't this work?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because she would crawl out from the lens, not the projected image.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I guess OP can go frick himself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it seems. So it seems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof? Why would she crawl out of the lense when nothing is even there surley the projected image produces the spooky shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be like if you watched it on a crt and she crawled out of the light feflecting off your couch.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          By your moron logic she would crawl out of the cathode ray tube smol as frick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            by your logic the image would adjust so she wouldnt be large and instead would be normal sized.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it worked the way you fricking think, she would be stuck pinned against the wall with nowhere to go. Either that or she crawls out of the other side of the wall, mirrored and basically moronic. Does that sound right to you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about this then?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rise of smartphones brought an uncountable number of pocket pussy sized onahole sadakos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about this then?

        >EL OH EL I WOULD EPICALLY SEX SADAKO
        Reddit humor

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    alright..

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is sadako porn just a way for most people to externalize the trauma this movie created?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

      because that literally describes me.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to rules lawyer a supernatural being is inevitably going to get you killed, probably in some sort of ironic way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is simply not knowing the rules with no tolerance for mistakes. This is the ol' occultist gamble.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        insightful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is simply not knowing the rules with no tolerance for mistakes. This is the ol' occultist gamble.

      Rules lawyering is only one step past the fundamental supernatural horror plot. The protagonist manages to survive long enough to find or figure out the rules and obtain safety. The fundamental is just learning the rule that exists solely to get rid of the thing. The step past, not being able to simply banish or kill the thing, is figuring out a way to use more involved rules to secure your safety - lawyering.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rules lawyering is how you end up with weird gay shit like the Talmud.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I had the projector outside and pointed it at the moon, would I get a moon sized sadako?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadako humiliation ritual

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no sadako dont eat me haha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha what if she stepped on you and you cartoonishly stuck to her sole like gum

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tapes with it TOUGH?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No 'jak therefor nobody said that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the japanese TV show and video game, which may not be canon, Sadako tries to find alternate methods of duplication. Sortof of like meme replication. one is genetic manipulation, the other is digital.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't pregnancy be safer and more foolproof?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no she's either very large or too small. How humiliating.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is supposed to be the mechanism of death anyway? Is there anything preventing someone from trying to frick her?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk the jap lore but in the American movie she comes out of the screen and then mind fricks you until your face contort s in what looks like excruciating pain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually an excruciating orgasm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and then mind fricks you until your face contort s in what looks like excruciating pain
        typical conversation with a woman

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid comic. Should be a week later not "later this evening". Also it doesn't matter what he watches the tape on. He just needs the projector to be the only screen present exactly one week later than when he watched the tape.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He just needs the projector to be the only screen present exactly one week later than when he watched the tape.
      How do you know he didn't watch the thing 7 days earlier and bough the projector on the 7th day specifically because he knew she was coming?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cashier remarks about it being overkill to watch old VHS tapes on it. There's no need to watch the tape again, or be in your possession, on the seventh day.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes the ghost of the human
    why would she be any size other than life size
    nothing in the movie indicates or implies her size is determined by the television

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    giantess gays are mentally unwell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want to be smothered by giant breasts something is wrong with YOU

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is sizeshit all over mobile game ads now? And why can't any o those games feature it for real

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          High ranking yet safe-for-work 'taboo' fetish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's still trying to kill you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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