Why even talk when you literally have no fricking idea about anything. Britain's black population has always been too sparse to ever develop a unique culture of their own, and there are not many black people there. But there have been a small amount of blacks there for centuries because even though they weren't bulk ordered for plantations, they still had slaves at times.
What you're suggesting is that in the 80s, or modern times in general, there were no black people in Britain. But even ignoring any who had been there for ages, there are plenty of immigrants to Britain from the last 100 years.
It doesn't matter to him if it's true or not. It takes longer for you to disprove something than for him to pull it out of his ass, so he "wins" on time.
>I, a totally 100% heterosexual man and don’t you dare imply otherwise, know far better than heterosexual women what an attractive male is supposed to look like
It must get real stuffy in that closet of yours.
>everyone hates bean mouth design >everyone is sick of Family Guy/Bob's Burgers clone design >create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness. >Cinemaphile is a little b***h about it
>What? You don't like being stabbed? >But you just you don't like getting shot, so why are you complaining about getting stabbed? You're just little b***hes
>create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
It's just ugly, anon. People who do this shit only want to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
>What? You don't like being stabbed? >But you just you don't like getting shot, so why are you complaining about getting stabbed? You're just little b***hes
>create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
It's just ugly, anon. People who do this shit only want to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
He's a punk rocker that probably doesn't shower or use deodorant. Take it from somebody who is an actual punk. This is a good design because he actually looks like somebody you'd meet at these shows. Could practically smell the cigarette smoke on this man when he appeared in the theater.
My only beef with Peter in this movie is that the writers had to feminize him by turning him into a baby sitter.
Thankfully this is infinitely more awesome than say, that incredibles sequel where the dad gets really fricking boring babysitting his kids.
At least the baby is fun
Just get him out of the bath robe and slippers for the final fight please.
>that cropped background
frick this fake 3d and/or chromatic aberration effect bullshit.
this is why I cannot stand this insufferable POS film, this and the first one; not anything regarding the story or characters or all of that shit, the visuals.
on top of ALL THAT, they are trying to imitate the limitations of a medium that strived to overcome that very framerate limit in any way possible, AND END UP DOING IT WRONG, because they're too stupid to know how to actually animate things on paper.
the fricking visual style and trend can go to hell
wake me up when we move on from this bullshit style; maybe the next trend will actually look nice.
I AM a fricking animator; been working for a studio the past four years. We hand-draw every frame before we re-animate the models. I know what animating a 3d model in 2s or 3s SHOULD look like when done properly and it should not look janky, ever.
I couldn't stop laughing as each new black/brown spidermong arrived to le epic music as if we're supposed to be impressed thirty times in a row. they completely misunderstood what made the first movie good
Blatant insecurity and jealousy is not a good look. There's literally no other way to interpret this. >NOOOO WOMEN SHOULDN'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE THEY SHOULD FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
Nah the only ones sperging in the spot thread were whiny nerds who think they’ll get something out of questioning why people might find a fictional cartoon character attractive but not them
Most of the spotsisters are pretty chill.
This is what vottom of the barrel anons too, they spend all this time making images or infographics to attempt to win E-arguments over something that made them feel insecure
African tribal masks had exaggerations of the most prominent features of the people making them. That's how caricature works and in a lot of cultures their most primitive art does this with whatever features are most prominent for them.
It's his ape features to make him look stereotypically black. Honestly this movie did a shitty job on the black characters. Miles ending up with a white troony is possibly the worst shit they could have done. Really wish they never made this sequel and kept the orginal pure. The fact Miles plays with Gwen's white wiener makes me physically sick. I refuse to let my kids see it and I've been telling all my friends at church about it. I also heard Sony is really shitty to all the animators who worked on this "film". What a complete disgrace. Asian companies shouldn't be making Spider-Man.
The writers are such radicalized c**ts. >make punk rocker >black wash him >canon events making every universe revolve around spider man >keeping Gwen's feminazi haircut >everything about that fricking pregnant Black person
Its amazing the film managed to still be good. Carried hard by the visuals.
They just made him british
Black and minority ethic aren't British. And the idea of a black being punk is up there with the shit smeared Cleopatra "biography".
Why even talk when you literally have no fricking idea about anything. Britain's black population has always been too sparse to ever develop a unique culture of their own, and there are not many black people there. But there have been a small amount of blacks there for centuries because even though they weren't bulk ordered for plantations, they still had slaves at times.
What you're suggesting is that in the 80s, or modern times in general, there were no black people in Britain. But even ignoring any who had been there for ages, there are plenty of immigrants to Britain from the last 100 years.
>the idea of a black being punk is -
this is one of those times someone says something that could be disproven in a 5 second google search.
Why do you say stuff like this so confidently?
It doesn't matter to him if it's true or not. It takes longer for you to disprove something than for him to pull it out of his ass, so he "wins" on time.
"Banned in DC."
Cool it with the racism.
Don't be rude the the Bongs, they're all ugly.
You say ugly, meanwhile I'm over here imagining the amount of suction he can generate while sucking my dick.
could never imagine being this greek
Frick you Zach, you homosexual
Disgusting
From the thumbnail I thought it was a very ugly black woman.
You call him ugly but the women call him beautiful.
Women's opinions mean nothing. We're talking about what we think.
in that case refer to
Disgusting
women will frick, dogs, horses, and other animals why would it surprise anyone that they would also frick the ugliest homies they can find
Men would frick anything with big boobs, you could put bazongas on a doorknob and guys will push each other just to be first in fricking it
so true sister
>you could put bazongas on a doorknob
Don't put yourself down, sis.
>anything with big boobs
Given that we are on Cinemaphile, most of the guys here don't need any boobs to get crankin.
>women call him beautiful
twitter trannies and danger hair dont count.
>but the women call him beautiful.
Doubt
Ugly women, yes
>women are moronic
wow crazy
>I, a totally 100% heterosexual man and don’t you dare imply otherwise, know far better than heterosexual women what an attractive male is supposed to look like
It must get real stuffy in that closet of yours.
How many of these women would lose 90% of their friends if they were okay with other people saying the Voldemort Word and other slurs
>Nooo don't criticize my slop
>women have shit taste
Do you have any real news?
>Caring what women think
You already lost.
I think this is legitimately one of the best character designs I've seen lately.
Funniest joke posted in this thread. That, or low standards with character designs.
Explain yourself creeton!
It's cretin, moron.
>everyone hates bean mouth design
>everyone is sick of Family Guy/Bob's Burgers clone design
>create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
>Cinemaphile is a little b***h about it
>What? You don't like being stabbed?
>But you just you don't like getting shot, so why are you complaining about getting stabbed? You're just little b***hes
>create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
It's just ugly, anon. People who do this shit only want to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
>contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
Are you not familiar with punk rock?
Name 3 good bands and I'll see if your not a poser troony
Metallica, The Beatles, and Beyonce
He's a punk rocker that probably doesn't shower or use deodorant. Take it from somebody who is an actual punk. This is a good design because he actually looks like somebody you'd meet at these shows. Could practically smell the cigarette smoke on this man when he appeared in the theater.
Why did they make him such an butthole? Being a rebel is one thing. Being a contrarian who griefs those around him for no reason is another.
I guess people want to see conventional attractiveness.
I don't actually know what I want. I only know what I don't want, which is whatever I get.
You sound terminally unsatisfiable.
It's not my fault if you can't score while I'm moving the goalposts.
Let em hate, that's all they do with popular things, especially if it involves Miles in some way
We have a movie where Peter is married with a family and unsurprisingly they're still not satisfied
My only beef with Peter in this movie is that the writers had to feminize him by turning him into a baby sitter.
Thankfully this is infinitely more awesome than say, that incredibles sequel where the dad gets really fricking boring babysitting his kids.
At least the baby is fun
Just get him out of the bath robe and slippers for the final fight please.
But I want conventional attractiveness.
the movie has that
>every character must be pretty to everyone
that's aids and unsoulful
We already have that.
>The 2 hottest women in Spiderverse have the least amount of fanart
It hurts.
> least amount
if you can't find it, you aren't worthy of it
Ugly
>that cropped background
frick this fake 3d and/or chromatic aberration effect bullshit.
this is why I cannot stand this insufferable POS film, this and the first one; not anything regarding the story or characters or all of that shit, the visuals.
on top of ALL THAT, they are trying to imitate the limitations of a medium that strived to overcome that very framerate limit in any way possible, AND END UP DOING IT WRONG, because they're too stupid to know how to actually animate things on paper.
the fricking visual style and trend can go to hell
wake me up when we move on from this bullshit style; maybe the next trend will actually look nice.
> man who has never animated thinks he knows better than animators
classic
>implying
I AM a fricking animator; been working for a studio the past four years. We hand-draw every frame before we re-animate the models. I know what animating a 3d model in 2s or 3s SHOULD look like when done properly and it should not look janky, ever.
Women love this guy. Maybe you're just wrong.
My problem isn't that he's ugly it's that they made him look 20+ years older than he really is. Seriously, I thought black don't crack?
I couldn't stop laughing as each new black/brown spidermong arrived to le epic music as if we're supposed to be impressed thirty times in a row. they completely misunderstood what made the first movie good
Exactly what I wondered as well
kek he looks like the nepo Ariel, but trans. Why are his eyes so far apart?
Imagine seething so hard you had to make this. Like if he's so ugly why do women like him and not you?
Blatant insecurity and jealousy is not a good look. There's literally no other way to interpret this.
>NOOOO WOMEN SHOULDN'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE THEY SHOULD FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
how big are your breasts babe
>not saying show breasts or GTFO
Missed opportunity
Cinemaphile gets triggered when women find anyone other than their self-insert Miguel attractive.
not true. there were plenty of uggos sperging out in the miguel thread yesterday
and the attractive and desirable women and one or two gays were sperging out in the spot thread
Nah the only ones sperging in the spot thread were whiny nerds who think they’ll get something out of questioning why people might find a fictional cartoon character attractive but not them
Most of the spotsisters are pretty chill.
stop fixating on it, makes it sound rent free
i meant the jealous uggos were sperging out, not the miguelsisters.
>any brown girl thread
>some femcel comes in and shits it up
Goes both ways, more often women flipping their shit
This is what vottom of the barrel anons too, they spend all this time making images or infographics to attempt to win E-arguments over something that made them feel insecure
Usually there's some wiggle room for interpretation but here it's literally just jealousy with no way around it.
>Imagine seething so hard you had to make this. Like if he's so ugly why do women like him and not you?
Have you met a Br*tish "person"?
Toddlercons get the rope
he was dating a boy, spider-Black personhomosexual unlike comic hobie
Wait is he? Holy shit that's based.
He isn't really, it's the whole fake out of him with Gwen and him being an adult
Because beauty is for conformists
He just looks like a normal person with some exaggerated features.
Big nose and/or big lips isn't necessarily unattractive.
he looks like an african tribal mask
Yeah and? Some of those tribe masks are fricking sexy.
Thanks, I need it for my massive brain.
an African tribal mask with neodymium balls glued in random places
African tribal masks had exaggerations of the most prominent features of the people making them. That's how caricature works and in a lot of cultures their most primitive art does this with whatever features are most prominent for them.
So yeah. Tribal masks were cartoonish.
i can hear the air getting sucked into those massive nostrils of yours
>Big nose and/or big lips isn't necessarily unattractive.
That's true
Would have single handedly made the movie pure kino. I want a snarky wienerney punk guitarist ebony babe gf
Because they didn’t want him to mog Miguel
He's british. And a punk. And an anarchist. Why'd he be good looking?
Also the original Hobie was a villain wasn't he?
>Also the original Hobie was a villain wasn't he?
Only briefly. He became Peter's friend almost immediately after they met.
he's supposedly between 16 and 19 years old. So if he's not a minor it's just barely.
>Two(2) British Spiders
>Neither of them are native
I guess it just goes to show the demographic shift. Still
Iunno, post his boyfriend
dumb fricking prostitute get the frick off my board
It's OK you can share
Blacks are ugly
Ok?
He's not that bad, stop being saltier than the sea.
It's his ape features to make him look stereotypically black. Honestly this movie did a shitty job on the black characters. Miles ending up with a white troony is possibly the worst shit they could have done. Really wish they never made this sequel and kept the orginal pure. The fact Miles plays with Gwen's white wiener makes me physically sick. I refuse to let my kids see it and I've been telling all my friends at church about it. I also heard Sony is really shitty to all the animators who worked on this "film". What a complete disgrace. Asian companies shouldn't be making Spider-Man.
"Black Black" people must always be troublesome creatures in media in order to fit the stereotype, only mixed race Blacks can have a healthy life.
>makes miles cute
>make this guy look like a 30 year old troony
why?
>30 year old
More like forty.
The writers are such radicalized c**ts.
>make punk rocker
>black wash him
>canon events making every universe revolve around spider man
>keeping Gwen's feminazi haircut
>everything about that fricking pregnant Black person
Its amazing the film managed to still be good. Carried hard by the visuals.
>black wash him
Hobie's been black since 1969 you daft c**t.
SpiderPunk was always Hobie Brown who was always black you lying ass liar.
>expecting /misc/ to read comics
They just want to be mad, anon. They don't give a frick about the movie or the comics.
They showed Gwen at the prom in her flashback, she has to be at least 19.
I think it was just a school dance. She says she’s one year and four(?) months older than Miles in ITSV, making her 16-17 in ATSV.
>whyd they make him so fricking ugly?
When did you decide to be a homosexual, Anon?
Why are you so ugly, op?
Different question, why is noone seing he's a Jimi Hendrix parody? What, too old?
Jimi Hendrix was American
Because all you really need is to be tall, skinny and confident
He's not typically handsome, but he's attractive in a cool way
People are actually claiming he looks hot too kek
Because spider punk is based even if his design is shit.
Anarchists are usually ugly.
This. Someone post irl anarchists, don't forget Dr Mitosis, Tiny Nemesis, or Moldy Mel either