whyd they make him so fricking ugly?

whyd they make him so fricking ugly?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just made him british

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black and minority ethic aren't British. And the idea of a black being punk is up there with the shit smeared Cleopatra "biography".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even talk when you literally have no fricking idea about anything. Britain's black population has always been too sparse to ever develop a unique culture of their own, and there are not many black people there. But there have been a small amount of blacks there for centuries because even though they weren't bulk ordered for plantations, they still had slaves at times.

        What you're suggesting is that in the 80s, or modern times in general, there were no black people in Britain. But even ignoring any who had been there for ages, there are plenty of immigrants to Britain from the last 100 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the idea of a black being punk is -

        this is one of those times someone says something that could be disproven in a 5 second google search.

        Why do you say stuff like this so confidently?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter to him if it's true or not. It takes longer for you to disprove something than for him to pull it out of his ass, so he "wins" on time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Banned in DC."

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool it with the racism.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be rude the the Bongs, they're all ugly.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You say ugly, meanwhile I'm over here imagining the amount of suction he can generate while sucking my dick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      could never imagine being this greek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you Zach, you homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail I thought it was a very ugly black woman.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You call him ugly but the women call him beautiful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women's opinions mean nothing. We're talking about what we think.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in that case refer to

        You say ugly, meanwhile I'm over here imagining the amount of suction he can generate while sucking my dick.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disgusting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      women will frick, dogs, horses, and other animals why would it surprise anyone that they would also frick the ugliest homies they can find

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men would frick anything with big boobs, you could put bazongas on a doorknob and guys will push each other just to be first in fricking it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so true sister

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you could put bazongas on a doorknob
          Don't put yourself down, sis.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anything with big boobs
          Given that we are on Cinemaphile, most of the guys here don't need any boobs to get crankin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women call him beautiful
      twitter trannies and danger hair dont count.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the women call him beautiful.
      Doubt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly women, yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women are moronic
      wow crazy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I, a totally 100% heterosexual man and don’t you dare imply otherwise, know far better than heterosexual women what an attractive male is supposed to look like
        It must get real stuffy in that closet of yours.

        • 11 months ago
          guy

          How many of these women would lose 90% of their friends if they were okay with other people saying the Voldemort Word and other slurs

          >whyd they make him so fricking ugly?
          When did you decide to be a homosexual, Anon?

          Why are you so ugly, op?

          >Nooo don't criticize my slop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women have shit taste
      Do you have any real news?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring what women think
      You already lost.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is legitimately one of the best character designs I've seen lately.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest joke posted in this thread. That, or low standards with character designs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain yourself creeton!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's cretin, moron.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hates bean mouth design
    >everyone is sick of Family Guy/Bob's Burgers clone design
    >create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
    >Cinemaphile is a little b***h about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What? You don't like being stabbed?
      >But you just you don't like getting shot, so why are you complaining about getting stabbed? You're just little b***hes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
      It's just ugly, anon. People who do this shit only want to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
        Are you not familiar with punk rock?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name 3 good bands and I'll see if your not a poser troony

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Metallica, The Beatles, and Beyonce

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What? You don't like being stabbed?
      >But you just you don't like getting shot, so why are you complaining about getting stabbed? You're just little b***hes

      >create a punk rock design that flies in the face of conventional attractiveness.
      It's just ugly, anon. People who do this shit only want to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

      He's a punk rocker that probably doesn't shower or use deodorant. Take it from somebody who is an actual punk. This is a good design because he actually looks like somebody you'd meet at these shows. Could practically smell the cigarette smoke on this man when he appeared in the theater.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make him such an butthole? Being a rebel is one thing. Being a contrarian who griefs those around him for no reason is another.

      I guess people want to see conventional attractiveness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't actually know what I want. I only know what I don't want, which is whatever I get.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound terminally unsatisfiable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not my fault if you can't score while I'm moving the goalposts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let em hate, that's all they do with popular things, especially if it involves Miles in some way

      We have a movie where Peter is married with a family and unsurprisingly they're still not satisfied

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My only beef with Peter in this movie is that the writers had to feminize him by turning him into a baby sitter.
        Thankfully this is infinitely more awesome than say, that incredibles sequel where the dad gets really fricking boring babysitting his kids.
        At least the baby is fun
        Just get him out of the bath robe and slippers for the final fight please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I want conventional attractiveness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the movie has that
        >every character must be pretty to everyone
        that's aids and unsoulful

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already have that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The 2 hottest women in Spiderverse have the least amount of fanart
          It hurts.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > least amount
            if you can't find it, you aren't worthy of it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that cropped background
          frick this fake 3d and/or chromatic aberration effect bullshit.

          this is why I cannot stand this insufferable POS film, this and the first one; not anything regarding the story or characters or all of that shit, the visuals.

          on top of ALL THAT, they are trying to imitate the limitations of a medium that strived to overcome that very framerate limit in any way possible, AND END UP DOING IT WRONG, because they're too stupid to know how to actually animate things on paper.

          the fricking visual style and trend can go to hell

          wake me up when we move on from this bullshit style; maybe the next trend will actually look nice.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > man who has never animated thinks he knows better than animators
            classic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying

              I AM a fricking animator; been working for a studio the past four years. We hand-draw every frame before we re-animate the models. I know what animating a 3d model in 2s or 3s SHOULD look like when done properly and it should not look janky, ever.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women love this guy. Maybe you're just wrong.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem isn't that he's ugly it's that they made him look 20+ years older than he really is. Seriously, I thought black don't crack?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't stop laughing as each new black/brown spidermong arrived to le epic music as if we're supposed to be impressed thirty times in a row. they completely misunderstood what made the first movie good

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what I wondered as well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek he looks like the nepo Ariel, but trans. Why are his eyes so far apart?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine seething so hard you had to make this. Like if he's so ugly why do women like him and not you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blatant insecurity and jealousy is not a good look. There's literally no other way to interpret this.
          >NOOOO WOMEN SHOULDN'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE THEY SHOULD FIND ME ATTRACTIVE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how big are your breasts babe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not saying show breasts or GTFO
              Missed opportunity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile gets triggered when women find anyone other than their self-insert Miguel attractive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not true. there were plenty of uggos sperging out in the miguel thread yesterday

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and the attractive and desirable women and one or two gays were sperging out in the spot thread

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah the only ones sperging in the spot thread were whiny nerds who think they’ll get something out of questioning why people might find a fictional cartoon character attractive but not them
              Most of the spotsisters are pretty chill.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop fixating on it, makes it sound rent free

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i meant the jealous uggos were sperging out, not the miguelsisters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any brown girl thread
          >some femcel comes in and shits it up
          Goes both ways, more often women flipping their shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what vottom of the barrel anons too, they spend all this time making images or infographics to attempt to win E-arguments over something that made them feel insecure

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually there's some wiggle room for interpretation but here it's literally just jealousy with no way around it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine seething so hard you had to make this. Like if he's so ugly why do women like him and not you?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you met a Br*tish "person"?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Toddlercons get the rope

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he was dating a boy, spider-Black personhomosexual unlike comic hobie

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wait is he? Holy shit that's based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't really, it's the whole fake out of him with Gwen and him being an adult

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because beauty is for conformists

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks like a normal person with some exaggerated features.

    Big nose and/or big lips isn't necessarily unattractive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like an african tribal mask

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and? Some of those tribe masks are fricking sexy.

        i can hear the air getting sucked into those massive nostrils of yours

        Thanks, I need it for my massive brain.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        an African tribal mask with neodymium balls glued in random places

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        African tribal masks had exaggerations of the most prominent features of the people making them. That's how caricature works and in a lot of cultures their most primitive art does this with whatever features are most prominent for them.

        So yeah. Tribal masks were cartoonish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can hear the air getting sucked into those massive nostrils of yours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big nose and/or big lips isn't necessarily unattractive.
      That's true

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would have single handedly made the movie pure kino. I want a snarky wienerney punk guitarist ebony babe gf

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn’t want him to mog Miguel

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's british. And a punk. And an anarchist. Why'd he be good looking?

    Also the original Hobie was a villain wasn't he?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the original Hobie was a villain wasn't he?
      Only briefly. He became Peter's friend almost immediately after they met.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he's supposedly between 16 and 19 years old. So if he's not a minor it's just barely.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two(2) British Spiders
    >Neither of them are native
    I guess it just goes to show the demographic shift. Still

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iunno, post his boyfriend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb fricking prostitute get the frick off my board

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's OK you can share

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks are ugly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not that bad, stop being saltier than the sea.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's his ape features to make him look stereotypically black. Honestly this movie did a shitty job on the black characters. Miles ending up with a white troony is possibly the worst shit they could have done. Really wish they never made this sequel and kept the orginal pure. The fact Miles plays with Gwen's white wiener makes me physically sick. I refuse to let my kids see it and I've been telling all my friends at church about it. I also heard Sony is really shitty to all the animators who worked on this "film". What a complete disgrace. Asian companies shouldn't be making Spider-Man.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Black Black" people must always be troublesome creatures in media in order to fit the stereotype, only mixed race Blacks can have a healthy life.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes miles cute
    >make this guy look like a 30 year old troony
    why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 year old
      More like forty.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writers are such radicalized c**ts.
    >make punk rocker
    >black wash him
    >canon events making every universe revolve around spider man
    >keeping Gwen's feminazi haircut
    >everything about that fricking pregnant Black person

    Its amazing the film managed to still be good. Carried hard by the visuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black wash him
      Hobie's been black since 1969 you daft c**t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SpiderPunk was always Hobie Brown who was always black you lying ass liar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting /misc/ to read comics
        They just want to be mad, anon. They don't give a frick about the movie or the comics.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They showed Gwen at the prom in her flashback, she has to be at least 19.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was just a school dance. She says she’s one year and four(?) months older than Miles in ITSV, making her 16-17 in ATSV.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whyd they make him so fricking ugly?
    When did you decide to be a homosexual, Anon?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so ugly, op?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Different question, why is noone seing he's a Jimi Hendrix parody? What, too old?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimi Hendrix was American

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all you really need is to be tall, skinny and confident

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not typically handsome, but he's attractive in a cool way

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are actually claiming he looks hot too kek

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because spider punk is based even if his design is shit.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anarchists are usually ugly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Someone post irl anarchists, don't forget Dr Mitosis, Tiny Nemesis, or Moldy Mel either

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