Wicked

Wicked has always fricking sucked

>WHAT IF… THE VILLAIN WAS SECRETLY GOOD!!?!!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a sexy ebony girl to jerk me off with her feet calling me "white boi"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice to have fantasies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is attractive, she

        https://i.imgur.com/ZozSJ2X.jpeg

        Wicked has always fricking sucked

        >WHAT IF… THE VILLAIN WAS SECRETLY GOOD!!?!!

        is not.
        why can't they hire attractive actresses?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hot black girl
          >pisses off ugly black girls wearing weaves
          >pisses off white girls
          >makes white man happy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. White female casting directors are the problem.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        watch this woman kill racism with this one simple trick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you could literally have this tonight google
      skipthegames kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice honeypot bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if you say so moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a pretty well known website for escorts

            Seems like a good way to get in trouble :/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a pretty well known website for escorts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's ugly everthoughbeit

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do they look like mongoloids

    • 1 month ago
      A.C. Slater

      which one

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it, is the villain “le generational trauma”?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >le
      Shut the frick up moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a le good guy were actually bad all along and the villain was just discriminated against because systemic racism
      It's not AS subversive as other reimaiginings, since Oz was always a scammer and a scoundrel, but it's still quite eye rolling

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So why make another thread about something everybody already knows? You're already aware that the idea is shit, Cinemaphile doesn't support forced Black person shit and ariana is bogged. Frick this thread, frick you.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brainless sissy morons

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when ari didn't look like shit. made a great schoolgirl daughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that was 10 years ago anon...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        being a 31 year old boomer my memory lasts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          trust me anon i remember too. im a zoomer and i caught some of my first and hardest faps to prime ariana

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was pure sex. Boots and long ponytails is kino and I wanted to have consensual yet brutal and degrading sex with her.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the play and loved it. I won't be watching the film or supporting it in any way however because I have Black person fatigue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think this b***h has the vocal range to pull off this part. I’ve heard her sing in other shit, and she’s basically an alto.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black woman plays the monster
    What did they mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >green is le metaphor, guys

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks so boring. The art looks good and so does Rihanna but it looks so terrible and stupid

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Wiz>>>

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow another shit movie that will somehow make oodles of profit and then instantly be forgotten about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They are aiming for the Wonka crowd.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who wrote it was a gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh, it's a musical

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ari kinda cute tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay good money just to sniff her shithole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ariana needs to put on 10-15 lbs. She's always been small, but during that 2018-2020 period she put on a little weight again and it was great.

      being a 31 year old boomer my memory lasts

      Concert Ari back in that time period was kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was then but not anymore. She's changed races too many times and now her face is falling apart.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The book was a fricking trip. I read it in college after hearing about the play nonstop and it was not what I was expecting.

    Sex cults, random ass infidelity, Witches sister has no arms, Glinda fricked a munchkin, I had no idea what the frick was going on by the middle and gave up.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m convinced the reason that so many black people in Hollywood are ugly is because people afraid to point out that they’re ugly out of fear of being labeled racist. There’s plenty of decent looking black people out there but Hollywood doesn’t seem to know that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think that you’re half-right. It’s pretty clear the people who run Hollywood are intentionally forcing ugly nignogs into every movie and tv show. But they do it as a form of ritual humiliation. In Soviet Russia, the aim of state propaganda wasn’t to convince, but to humiliate. To save yourself from state persecution you’ll go along with the most ridiculous lies, and once you’ve done that you’ve given up a part of yourself that might allow you to stand up for yourself in other ways. So when you put an ugly jungle monkey in a movie, it’s because you want the cattle to swallow their pride and go along with the ridiculous idea that it’s all fine and even a good thing. You’re right about the fear of political persecution making people afraid to say the obvious, but it’s all by design to make the American public more docile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the media slowly starts to reflect normal people, who, surprise surprise, aren't perfectly-preened surgery addled beauties
        >this is the equivalent of decades of KGB brainwashing

        Sometimes I wonder if you homosexuals even hear yourself. Heaven forbid the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (literally the prototype of ugly villains) doesn't look like a prime-tier ebony frickdoll. Lmao. If anything this new norm means ugly morons like you could even have a successful acting career if you left your house.

        Also what the frick are you even talking about, uggos are everywhere in acting and still do great jobs. Look at Jim Broadbent or literally any other middle aged actor, they're always the best

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ugly morons like you could even have a successful acting career if you left your house
          I don't like to look at ugly people. Movies are escapism. I should be able to enjoy a little escape from reality and not have to endure ugly people 24/7. I don't expect anyone to put up with my look, why should I accept it from others?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's the same old tired argument which guys like you never think through
            some of the best and most compelling actors working today look like this lmao. steals every scene he's in
            In fact usually somewhat mid actors have to compensate. The reason Orlando Bloom was cast in Kingdom of Heaven was obviously because he was pretty, but he was dogshit in that film

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's a guy, i don't know about you but i don't want to frick any guys

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My bad, I should have been specific. I don't want to look at ugly women, I am mostly indifferent to men

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, the wicked witch of the westnizzle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we wuz wickas n shiet

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo is the hottest black actress that isn't mixed

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black homies.
    White homies.
    Green homies.

    All so tiresome

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugh the Villain is clearly black I don't think that makes them good.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    phwoar

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does grande look withered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She hit the wall.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't be just that. It must be drug abuse or something. Even in music videos she now looks like a holocaust survivor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          needs weight, architected, even.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should have cast Sarah Gadon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      into the sea

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What if the real villain was le White man

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care that she's black, I'm just going to be mad if she butchers Defying Gravity.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the trailer trying to trick you into thinking it's not a musical? Why adapt a musical if you are afraid it won't go down well with audience?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you go from this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TO THIS

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm thinking kino

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did a really good job with the prosthetics making the Wicked Witch look like a hideous monster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which one is supposed to be the wicked one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frankenstein, if you actually read the book.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          actually, that's only true if it's from the Frankenstein region of France, otherwise it's sparkling mad scientist

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the best villains have no likeable or relatable qualities. You can't 'see how they got there' or think 'maybe they have a point' and 'that's what makes them interesting'.

    The best villains are as close to objectively evil as most people could imagine. And the writer never indulges in explaining why, any more than telling the origin story of their costume.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The best villains are as close to objectively evil as most people could imagine.
      >And the writer never indulges in explaining why, any more than telling the origin story of their costume.
      Funny how you say that, I just finished watching a camrip of Idina Menzel (The Wicked Witch) and Kristin Chenoweth's (Glinda the Good Witch) Wicked show from 2004. Not only does Glinda give the Wicked Witch her iconic pointy black witch hat (as it was originally Glinda's grandmother's), but she sees the Wicked Witch shivering right before the climax of act 1 and drapes a black cloak around her that completes her dress ensemble as "The Wicked Witch".

      When you put it the way you did, I guess you're right. It's weird how they explained exactly how the Wicked Witch gets her fricking costume. I didn't realize you were being literal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it's some magical artefact fair enough. Two Harrison Ford characters had flashbacks where you found out how they acquired The Coat or whatever the frick.

        Surely in a play of all things drawing attention to the fact that they are wearing costumes and carrying props is going to take you out of it. Forget the term for this.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"the wicked witch wasn't actually ugly and evil!"
    >cast an ugly evil person
    what were they thinking

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it on broadway a couple of years ago. It didn't really work for me, but I understand why its so popular. You have this unlikely friendship between two women who are polar opposites, and I think if you're a teenage girl or a former teenage girl it will be appealing because you can see parts of yourself in both of them. But the actual story sucks, and it peaks with the act 1 finale.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I picked up the book Wicked back in the day to see what all the fuss was about. It's porn.

  38. 1 month ago
    CreepyThinMan
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if the villain was BLACK?

      Lol perfect depuction of what might have been

    • 1 month ago
      CreepyThinMan

      Also, AG looks like a skull with pig skin stretched over it while her speaking voice is terrible leading me to believe her songs are autotuned!!!FACT!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon? Star of television, film, stage, voice actress, ballet dancer, model, screenwriter, producer, director, wife and mother with a prolific and accomplished 25 year career?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with Grande's face? She looks like a literal moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has an obvious eating disorder, plus probably a good amount of facial surgeries and hitting the wall hard. There are some scenes where she looks deeply unhealthy.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oz is a series of books, what's the need to do this shit? This isn't StarWars, they didn't burn all the content decades ago and need reboot, remaker and prequels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's public domain Anon. Anyone can do anything with Oz. You could write a story about the Wicked Witch raping the scarecrow and sell it for money if you wanted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the need to do this shit
      Wicked is probably more iconic than all of them aside from the original in modern culture.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the stage show with my family about 15 years ago. There's a big dramatic scene with the main song of the show where she's supposed to fly in the air but the wires didn't work so the actress just stood in the middle of the stage like a lemon and then they closed the curtains. That's all I remember about Wicked.

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