Wicked

This will be one the biggest films of the year. I expect kino.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could care less.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could care less? That happens when you take everything for granite. People like you are a diamond dozen. You don't realize it's a doggy dog world out there. I'm not just playing doubles advocate here, I'm being serious. Many people will hole heartedly agree. I think you just need to mustard some strength and try to see things from a different perspective, because for all intensive purposes, you need to do better.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Latinx
    >Basketball american
    >directed by a ME SO SOWWY SUCKIY SUCKY
    hard pass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard meds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Latinx
      She's Italian, mollie!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Basketball american
      she's english

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cricket european whatever.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wicked is a shit musical to begin with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It isnt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a pretty based musical but I don't think any musical adapts to film very well so it will probably be cringe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The musical numbers from Rent were good. I'd say I like them more than any play version. The rest was dog shit but to be fair Rent it's self is dogshit so it might be a 1:1 adaption.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is it just a rule now that any time an actress has to be painted, it's automatically a nog role?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I already saw this when it was a play, I can't see a movie being as good as the play was. Very much built for theatre

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Very much built for theatre
      I bet you are, mate. I bet you are.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They can't even get whats her face the Frozen chick to reprise her role and sing the Wicked Witch parts?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big shaun is guaranteed a gay though

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 13 we went on a class trip to New York and one of the things we did was go see Wicked. I thought it was going to be super gay but instead it was only slightly gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They cut out the part where the dude gets raped by a tiger, didn't they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like I would remember if that happened but it was also 20 years ago. Maybe I blocked it out from trauma.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This homie like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IT CROWD WAS S-TIER.

        GRAHAM LINEHAN FRICKED UP BIG TIME, FIRST WHEN HE WENT WITH THE SJW c**tS AGAINST GAMERS DURING GAMERGATE, AND THEN HE GOT SJW-RAPE CANCELLED A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO FOR NOT BEING A TOTAL LEFTY c**tHEAD AND DARED TO HAVE HIS OWN OPINIONS ABOUT ..... THINGS.

        I WAS DONE WITH HIM DURING GAMERGATE, STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE IS A COMEDIC GENIUS AS PER IT CROWD.

        I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REWATCH THAT homosexual SHIT.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long until they make a Hamilton film? Like an actual film not the disney plus shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dear Evan Hansen got a movie before Hamilton. At this point it's just not going to happen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gayMILTON

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz witches n shiet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been a stage show for like 20 years now- they’ve had versions of it with every race and ethnicity under the sun playing both of them at some point now.

      Lmao for frick’s sake Elphaba is canonically GREEN. As in that her having naturally green skin is a really big part of the story. Do you know anyone who’s green in real life? She’s a magic witch. Witches aren’t real, let alone supposed to be a certain race.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can put green paint on a black person but you're not fooling anyone

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch the broadway show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nosnt

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Taco-American and black woman replace white women
    PASS. I'm sick of this shit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake poster.
    Would have been neat to get the original broadway cast instead or make it a cartoon using their voices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this poster can't be real

      How could they DO such a thing?! You can’t have a black person play one of these rol- hang on what’s that? Oh… you say they’ve already done it before?
      SEVERAL times, you say?
      And you say that this isn’t even just a play for children, but rather it’s SPECIFICALLY for little 11 year old girls, so it makes it extra pathetic when middle aged men freak out about it online?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does a homosexual like yourself find their way to Cinemaphile?
        also every rendition of the play after the first has been shit.
        None of the Elphaba's has held a candle to Idina

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How does anyone with this much knowledge about a Broadway musical have any right to call someone a homosexual?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The tone in which you made that post says it all.
            The shoe fits wear it, gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can still be cultured and based
            homosexual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The only culture you have is the lagoon of semen and lube that resides in your digestional tract.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If that's suppose to be a homosexual anus joke you used the wrong word. Your implying I eat semen and lube?
                I like the use of lagoon though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The colon is part of the digestive system friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically the play very explicitly is about why racism is bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why is racism bad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The whole plot of the story is about how it creates a underclass with an imbalanced hierarchy that Elphaba gets radicalized to recognize and fight back against.

              Has anyone here complaining about this actually ever seen this play?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the wicked witch got killed by some frickin water. this play is just some lesbian's fan fic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See what I mean about it being extra pathetic when middle aged men try to complain about it online? It’s been around so long there are multiple generations of women now who all saw it when they were 10-14 years old and it changed their lives. There isn’t a woman under the age of 35 who doesn’t know all the words to Gravity, and have weirdly strong opinions on who the best cast of all time is.

                Dudes weighing in on this is like if they also tried to give their opinions on what makes a good Cher concert. Just sit this one out man, not everything is about you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, black people make me angry

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this poster can't be real

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's fake because they made the nig a witch. They're not doing that.
    Also none of them could be able to sing the songs right.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Loathing
    Unadulterated loathing
    For your face
    Your voice
    Your clothing
    Let's just say, I loathe it all!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 parts
    If they can put Les Mis to screen, they can put Wicked into one fricking movie. Jesus Christ.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a two parter. People will hate when they realize it isn't the full story.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao this b***h has gone from pasty white to Latina cosplay to pasty again tf is wrong with her lizard skin

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >already 260k followers on insta
    >mfw it will be 1 million when trailer hits

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person?! Fricks sake.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else really hate musicals in general? Like not the songs (though personally they can be annoying) but the format of stage plays in general. The overacting, fake sets and chance of an actor fricking up their lines and a live audience, it just feels weird.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grande has a nice voice. That thing on the right does look like a disgusting evil and unattractive witch. Probably still won’t watch because I already see enough black people dricing to work every day (hint: I only notice them because they’re terrible, moronic drivers)

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wizard of oz fanfiction
    This is why public domain is shit.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like that you can tell she’s a wig even though she’s green

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The stories coming out of this production make it sound like a clusterfrick of epic proportions.

    >Ariana Grande can't act
    >on like the 3rd director now or something?
    >lots of reshoots
    >diva behaviour from the director and stars
    >stretched out into 2 films to try and milk the property even though the story doesn't justify it
    >Ariana is abusing ozempic too much and looks sickly, has to be photoshopped fatter for the posters, production has a hard time masking it
    >in reshoots Ariana is too skeletal so hee body doesn't match previously shot footage
    >etc etc

    It doesn't look good homosexual Broadway musical slop bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it
      Nonsense

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >GREEN WITCH.

    >STILL A Black person.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She should've been in the Mean Girls remake

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, it will probably be shit, but I'm sure it will make a lot of money, it's a popular book and play.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That poster looks like a highschooler's end of year project. Who the frick is running QA on this?

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