>My brother in Christ >reddit spacing
go back and stay there. you are not welcome here. I say this for your own good. You will not be able to handle being BTFO at every available opportunity. You are too weak.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>election tourists calling everyone knew in a desperate bid to fit in
Cutting your dick off and proclaiming yourself a woman isn’t rational.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Trannies, rent free huh?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Can men be women or not? You brought up being irrational.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why must you always bring trannies up in every single thread? You are the only one doing that.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Answer the question.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't want to talk about trannies, you deranged homosexual. Nobody cares.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It’s a pretty easy question. Why don’t you just be rational and answer it? If you come in here calling everyone who doesn’t like woke globohomosexual shown to children irrational yet you believe men can be women, well that seems like a logical conflict.
>dude lmao who cares, they destroy western culture one film/game/cartoon at a time lmao! >dude lmao who cares, just casting ugly Black folk in every role dude lmao it's just fictional characters who cares lmao!
go back to plebbit, subhuman scum
You are very much mistaken. We're all laughing at Universal for squandering the next Barbie in favor of the next Cats. Wicked is basically an art-hoe gold mine and they cast a fricking DMV clerk as one of the most popular female outcast characters in the last twenty years.
Uh huh, cool story. What's the cope on the off chance it bulls Barbie numbers are the theaters like you grossly miscalculated the female audience for that?
Name a single blockbuster with a black actress lead. Even Catwoman with Halle Berry bombed.
I'll wait.
4 months ago
Anonymous
and she's half white. So they really put their best foot forward in that one and it still bombed. lmao
4 months ago
Anonymous
>don't mention any Whoopi film from the 90s please
4 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the blast from the past, grandpa.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Whoopi movies were blockbusters
Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>zoomer doesn't know that Whoopi was one of the highest paid actresses for almost a decade
adjusted for inflation, her movies were box office successes, yes. Why does that upset you? Because it doesn't fit your polBlack person nonsense?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>adjusted for inflation
LMFAO
4 months ago
Anonymous
>a black woman was one of the highest paid actresses in the 1990’s
Wtf so systematic racism and the female wage gap are both massive myths?!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>ARE YOU NOT INTIMIDATED BY MY KNOWLEDE OF WHOOPI GOLDBERG?! >I WILL SURELY WIN THIS DEBATE!!
Holy shit this board is embarrassing. She was a mainstream actress but I wouldn't label her as a blockbuster lead. You're an idiot.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I'll just admit I have no idea what I'm talking about
ok?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>N-NO! DEBATE THE CAREER OF WHOOPI GOLDBERG WITH ME!
She wasn't a blockbuster lead, moron. What was the biggest franchise she fronted? Sister Act. Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
Are you arguing that Sister Act wasn't successful?
4 months ago
Anonymous
No.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Good, because you already come off as moronic. That would just have been sad.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>DURRR
You didn't understand the point, moron. She was a successful actress but calling her a blockbuster lead is moronic. You're a moron and this conversation is stupid.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>She was a successful actress
accordingly to fricking who
b***h was always a forced meme from the jump
4 months ago
Anonymous
She got a lot of work and most people know who she is. I'd say that qualifies as being a successful actress.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This game with you is no matter what blockbuster we list you'll find a meme reason to pretend it doesn't count. You are like a child. Would you define a blockbuster as a movie making twice it's budget? Because that's what it means to normal people.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>This game with you is no matter what blockbuster we list you'll find a meme reason to pretend it doesn't count.
No, she has never been the major selling point of a Hollywood blockbuster or even the main focus of one. I'm willing to bet no one ever said "I can't wait until the next Whoopi Goldberg blockbuster comes out." She was a successful actress but saying she was a blockbuster star like Will Smith is dumb. You're dumb.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>zoomer doesn't know anything about Whoopi from the 90s
Look moron, I know. What do you think Sister Act's budget was?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Sister Act is a blockbuster franchise
You're an idiot.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Sister Act was one of the most financially successful comedies of the early 1990s, grossing $231 million worldwide against a $31 million budget.
Why are you zoomers so over confidently wrong about everything you talk about?
4 months ago
Anonymous
because being hot is more important than being right homosexual
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Sister Act was a blockbuster
Wait, you're right. I now recall the Sister Act collectable cups at McDonalds and a habit clad Whoopi Goldberg adorning bags of Doritos. Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>231 million dollars is not a blockbuster
4 months ago
Anonymous
>blockbuster just means making a lot of money
Yeah, remember when Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit came out and 7/11 changed some of it's stores to look like churches?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>he has to pivot to the sequel
lol ok so you agree making over 200 million fricking dollars on a 30 million budget would be considered a blockbuster by literally any metric? Ok, I accept your concession.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>lol ok so you agree making over 200 million fricking dollars on a 30 million budget would be considered a blockbuster by literally any metric?
No.
James Bond
Terminator
Aliens
Marvel
Sister Act
Lol, you're an idiot.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This is getting pathetic, do you want me to compare 230 mil on a 30 mil budget with the very fricking films you just described?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Iron Man had a budget of around 140 million and grossed 585...Sister Act made a net gross difference of 199 million dollars lol it literally, based on its budget, did better.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I'll have you know that the Sister Act cinematic universe...
Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>gets so eternally btfo he doesn't even have an argument
Your entire shitty argument is that you can't count Sister Act as a blockbuster, you only do this because Whoopi is black let's be honest anon, and when it's pointed out that the film grossed better than Iron Man, you pivot.
Just stop making dumb arguments.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Lol. Seethe
4 months ago
Anonymous
How am I seething?
4 months ago
Anonymous
By remaining alive. Fix it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>blockbuster just means making a lot of money
yes...moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
sounds more like your definition of "blockbuster" is so far removed from the original definition as to be meaningless, informed solely by current year marketing.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>sounds more like your definition of "blockbuster"
Sounds more like you're disingenuously classifying any film that makes a lot of money as a blockbuster instead of taking culture components into account (e.g. it would be more fair to characterize Sister Act as a surprise hit that over performed which lead to a sequel). All so you don't have to admit that characterizing Whoopi fricking Goldberg as a blockbuster lead is moronic.
You're dumb.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>you can't call that a blockbuster because....because you can't ok???!
lol I'm getting Barbie cope vibes. I hope Wicked makes 2 billion just to see the meltdown on here. >n-no don't you see, 2 billion actually isn't a lot of money!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Barbie
You're arguing with imaginary /misc/tards because you're too dumb to interpret the world outside of simplistic politically loaded bites.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes yes, it's always "everyone else doesn't have the secret knowledge I have" because you are in a secret club of super smart anons who are all just also saying the exact same things you think!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes yes, it's always "everyone else doesn't have the secret knowledge I have"
Holy shit, when you're injecting your hormones don't forget your meds.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>uh also you a troony now!
woah wtf you sure got me! Everything is political specifically from when I graduated high school to now, dontcha know!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Don't forget.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>when you lose an argument, before you run away crying and shidding, make sure you call them a troony a thousand times as you weep
4 months ago
Anonymous
>still sperging headcanon at strangers who don't care
Meds or ends. Your choice.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>headcanon
lol the thread exists, schizo.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You mean the thread where you started sperging about everyone being a conspiracy believing /misc/tard because you're a moron who projects their own faulty reality testing? Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the entire industry is propaganda and something something Occupy Wallstreet and something something post modernists something something >making 230 million isn't a blockbuster because...because I said so >something something trannies
4 months ago
Anonymous
>spergs more shit that only happened in xer head >still can't admit Sister Act isn't a blockbuster franchise
You're really dumb, anon.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The thread didn't disappear, newfriend. Everyone can read it, do you unironically think you don't appear insane?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>no you
Engaging you for this long lends credence to the idea that I could be insane. However, it's also a fair interpretation that this thread is a record of your pathetic stupidity being teased out for the entertainment of others.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>no u
I accept your concession
4 months ago
Anonymous
>no u "no you"
Your most high IQ post yet.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>making 200 million dollars isn't a blockbuster
4 months ago
Anonymous
The Sister Act Cinematic Universe (SACU) is unlike anything else in film. Countless people lined up around the block in several major cities just to be turned away at midnight screenings of Sister Act 3.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>230 million dollars
4 months ago
Anonymous
SACU.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Everyone here can see you are a poltard, anon. You just keep repeating their soft talking points.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>sees the world in terms of good guys v. /misc/tards
Lol, try to make a real friend.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't see the world that way, I see this site infested with politically obsessed zoomers like yourself who made politics their entire fricking identity and since there's little to no actual moderation, nobody ever bans you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't see the world like that but it's like that!
Honestly, anon. You're really really dumb.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you think a Cinemaphile board is real life?
4 months ago
Anonymous
I've been making fun of you for just that. Just catching on now? You're super slow.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>trying this hard to cope
4 months ago
Anonymous
No you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
hes' the same twerp sperg posting gaddon and making MC and jazz threads 24/7
ignore him
4 months ago
Anonymous
Whoopi Goldberg, Eddie Murphy, and Will Smith were some of the biggest stars of the 80s and 90s. Nobody cried about forced diversity or white genocide back then because their movies were entertaining and apolitical.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They were "apolitical" because you weren't fricked by the internet to be hyperpolitical, anon. Media has always been this political, you were just a baby when the movies you liked came out.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Media has always been this political
hahahahaha holy shit this guy is insane
go make another jazz thread moron
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's the reality, newhomosexual. What other stupid thing you going to say? There's Family Matters episode about systematic and institutional racism but you do you, moron. What's next? Roots wasn't political?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>dude media was always this political
It absolutely wasn’t. Media through-out the 20th century wasn’t perpetually obsessed with race like you are
4 months ago
Anonymous
It was, you are just a zoomer. >politics when me a baby: good >politics when me a zoomer teenager: bad
Just shut the frick up already.
4 months ago
Anonymous
can anyone actually believe these people were the ones who, for a time, were advocating for color blindness and racial equity?
unbelievable now with their sheer obsession with highlighting race in everything to the point they're overwriting their own history to facilitate yet more racism. /misc/ never had a chance, these people were always going to win with their sheer love for racism.
4 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but that's not the reason those movies are apolitical relative to the crap that gets churned out now. The entertainment industry went into full propaganda mode and normal people are turned off by pandering. Simple as.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>everything I dislike is le propaganda
Is brain rot, anon. You have a brain rot if you frame reality like this.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>everything I dislike is le propaganda
Nice strawman, moron. If you don't think agenda not only influences but drives a significant proportion of mainstream media you're a moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
go back to your community college debate class redditor
4 months ago
Anonymous
Go back to watching Bros, homosexual.
>strawman
You literally said that you fricking aspie moron. >the entire industry is propaganda
In quoting you, homosexual. Go outside.
>In quoting you
I never said that you absolute moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
See
NTA but that's not the reason those movies are apolitical relative to the crap that gets churned out now. The entertainment industry went into full propaganda mode and normal people are turned off by pandering. Simple as.
>The entertainment industry went full propaganda
4 months ago
Anonymous
>mode
You left out a key word. I never said the entire industry was propaganda, moron. I was bringing attention to the fact that politically based messaging became more obvious/overt over the last decade. If you have an argument that it didn't feel free to make one. The fact is you're an idiot too dumb for this type of conversation and will simply just pretend I'm a /misc/tard caricature because that's all your pea-sized brain is able to compute. Now cope.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nice backtracking I guess. Everyone else knows what you are implying with that. I did make an argument, I brought up equally political prices of media all conveniently when you were either not alive or a fricking baby.
The internet and social media just puts more noise in your head and you think it's "more" because you can't sort through the noise anymore. It's not, there are movies now close to 60 to 70 years old and about the things you constantly seethe over.
4 months ago
Anonymous
*pieces
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I did make an argument
no ones arguing with you
we're calling you a moronic homosexual to your face and you probably have a few serious diagnoisable personilty issues
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Nice backtracking I guess.
Not reading the rest because you do "guess." You're too moronic to have this conversation and will just regurgitate predictable crap directed to the imaginary /misc/tards that live rent-free in your head.
You have no frame of reference for things before you were born, it's this bizarre fugue state that the Internet has caused, it's a brain rot. Politics has existed for centuries and has been in media since the fricking printing press. To pretend "all of a sudden" things got political, is just ahistorical and shows you are a midwit.
4 months ago
Anonymous
First, you're responding to 2 anons. Second, I'm not reading your posts because you're a moron incapable of having a discussion beyond pretending everyone who makes you feel insecure is just a /misc/tard. The world isn't a cartoon. You're an idiot.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Would you argue that nobody was political before television, anon? Would you say that all of a sudden, just coincidentally when you were growing up, in these last two fricking decades after you left highschool, THEN...and ALL of a SUDDEN everything got political? Just as you started to notice?
4 months ago
Anonymous
nta but it's a well-documented fact that the media increased its attempts to divide our culture through promotion of racial strife after Occupy Wall Street.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>this thing I just made up is "well documented" something something Occupy Wallstreet that hasn't been relevant in a decade
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Nice backtracking I guess.
Not reading the rest because you do "guess." You're too moronic to have this conversation and will just regurgitate predictable crap directed to the imaginary /misc/tards that live rent-free in your head.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>everything I repeat just so happens to be repeated over and over on /misc/ every hour but I'm different!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>strawman
You literally said that you fricking aspie moron. >the entire industry is propaganda
In quoting you, homosexual. Go outside.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>DA AGENDA
It's always this fricking bizzare panic, you can just shut your eyes polhomie, nobody is ever actually forcing you to watch these movies. You just call it "agendas" when you don't like the messaging. It's so exhausting to deal with schizos like yourself, the real world isn't this exciting. Sometimes it's just a movie.
I think that frightens you more, the fact that not everything is a vast ideological conspiracy. I think you have a moral failing.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You just call it "agendas" when you don't like the messaging
you don't like the agenda when you notice the agenda?
you're a textbook midwit redditor
sad
4 months ago
Anonymous
>tl;dr
I skimmed. Agenda driven doesn't indicate a conspiracy, moron. Stop viewing the world in terms of what you read on Cinemaphile.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you frame every film by the agenda you suspect exists? What does that even mean to a normal, well adjusted person who just enjoys movies?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>What does that even mean to a normal, well adjusted person who just enjoys movies?
it means we're just not watching it
ughhhh I know I'm just nottttt
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you have to tell me everytime you don't watch a movie? Do you think I'll care?
4 months ago
Anonymous
just did homosexual
cry about it with another reddit tier beta male diversion tactic
4 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine defending this slop. have a nice day.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm well adjusted have a nice day
television and film!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nope, you are coping hard. The "woke" movement has only made everything more political and divisive than it used to be
4 months ago
Anonymous
Muh woke, noise is the biggest nothingburger you fell for. It's just a meme term for anything political you don't like. It's meaningless. Go seethe at me for a dozen posts about it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
haha well post-moderned my guy!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I'll say another buzzword I was told is le bad but don't actually know...p-post modernism!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>schools of philosophy that have existed since the early 20th century are buzz words
holy mother of cope
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm saying you just repeat meme words to actual things but you don't actually know what the (thing) is, you just fling it around as "da bad word I can say without an argument" by your handlers. It's exhausting, you all operate the same way.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>meme words
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/postmodernism/
Never set foot in a library have you? ever been within 8 square miles of a book?
4 months ago
Anonymous
...I'm clearly explaining that you just change the definition of the word to fit whatever target you have.
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, answer the question. Remember when "Barbie will flop, screencap this. Women don't want to see this" was the cope? Remember when it made a billion dollars?
This board is constantly miscalculating and living inside a bubble where you smell your own homosexual farts to the point where you are almost always wrong about movies. I think you vastly misunderstand how popular just the music from Wicked is, the movie could be trash, but the IP is going to carry this film to a strong box office performance. You don't have to be a constantly seething incel every day of your life you know. You don't have to watch it to agree it's going to be a hit with it's target demo.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I think you vastly misunderstand how popular just the music from Wicked is, the movie could be trash, but the IP is going to carry this film to a strong box office performance.
They thought that about "Cats", lol.
They swung and they missed. Hard. They should just do a Zaslav and deep six this mess for tax purposes, but they actually paid for a Super Bowl ad. Holy shit, my sides.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Cats was a development hell dud for years and then COVID didn't do it any favors. It doesn't have the same marketing pull that Wicked does.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>It doesn't have the same marketing pull that Wicked does.
Go check out the reaction videos on YT, lmao.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>YouTube is a metric
kek no, I'm not going to look at my ad specific, engagement driven bubble of "videos the algorithm thinks I want to see" and I'm not stupid enough to think that's a fair metric.
4 months ago
Anonymous
MCDONALDS!
4 months ago
Anonymous
avatar
anything zoe saldana is in
4 months ago
Anonymous
>is literally blue cgi 9 foot tall space cat person
>zoomer doesn't know that Whoopi was one of the highest paid actresses for almost a decade
adjusted for inflation, her movies were box office successes, yes. Why does that upset you? Because it doesn't fit your polBlack person nonsense?
does that make her less abhorently ugly and talentlesss?
4 months ago
Anonymous
guardians of the galaxy then
4 months ago
Anonymous
what about it
it's an ensemble flick for morons and she's the 4th lead and shes YET AGAIN wearing colored makeup to keep her palatable
4 months ago
Anonymous
Lol not even pol argues that Whoopi is "talentless", she's "one of the good blacks" because all of you are under 20 and don't know of anyone else that was on basic cable.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't watch basic cable because I'm not an ugly 55 year old grandpahomo
4 months ago
Anonymous
/misc/ likes Whoopi because she specifically chose the name "Goldberg" to trick entertainment israelites into casting her.
4 months ago
Anonymous
She also says the most moronic things imaginable to give them a good strawman for liberals. My inner Trekkie dies every time I see her and Patrick Stewart spouting nonsense on The View.
4 months ago
Anonymous
She did literally choose the name Goldberg in order to appeal to israelites in Hollywood. I'll bet it's even on her Wikipedia page.
4 months ago
Anonymous
She is a shrewd businesswoman indeed. I bet she knows how to negotiate a salary too. But that doesn't change the fact that every day she goes on national television and claims Trump is a dictator and Republicans want to being back fascism.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>blah blah blah
I was right. Seethe.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw she recently called the holocaust 'white on white violence' and had to eat crow for weeks
She was funny in the 90s but a lot of things were better in the 90s.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you know what the term "lead" means, asshat? And nobody's seeing Avatar or GotG for any of the actors anyway. They want to see blue cats and talking raccoons.
4 months ago
Anonymous
you're not the target audience for wicked either so what are you on about
you know if you fricking losers spent as much time on literally ANYTHING else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day
he's right
you're the only person here being an obtuse try hard out of some odd perverted fetish
it's plain as day and you're the gaddon poster whos ruined the board with your inane homosexualry
apart from gloryfing and probably dindunuffining
another rotten evil character from a children's story, it looks good for a musical
but all this whitewashing of evil characters into antiheroes is getting kinda tiresome
The books the musical was based on were hugely successful, moron. In the books, the villain is the Wizard. These books aren't even new, they were written decades ago.
Don't care, anon. Your autistic knowledge of musical theatre based on The Wizard of Oz makes you a homosexual man or a lonely autistic female. Simple as.
It was a top selling book series, the musical was one of the biggest Broadway hits in years, it launched the career of Idina... Holy frick man, is it summer in here, everyone knows this.
4 months ago
Anonymous
what kind of limpwristed homosexual would even know that to begin with?
4 months ago
Anonymous
I know you are a zoom zoom, but this is like not being alive for Shrek and watching it get an Oscar. Wicked the musical was like the Hamilton of the time, it was fricking huge, it permeated pop culture and was referenced everywhere.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't keep up with musicals because I'm not an offputting homo
whats hard to get here
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm trying to get through your zoomer brain that it wasn't just a musical, it was this big pop culture thing, frick man, it has a Simpsons spoof. Just because you just started posting on television and film, doesn't mean everyone else here doesn't know about television and film
4 months ago
Anonymous
>it was this big pop culture thing, frick man
I'm sure it was
to literal homos and dopey women
not one straight dude has any fricking clue what you're on about moron
frick off
4 months ago
Anonymous
>the musical was one of the biggest Broadway hits in years
Like I said, your knowledge of musical theatre based on The Wizard of Oz outs you as either a homosexual or a lonely autistic female not bright enough to maintain other interests.
Did you know Baum's book was a political allegory reflective of the populist movement prevalent in the US at the turn of the 18th/19th century? Cry about /misc/tards now.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It was the biggest musical in America, you dumb homosexual. Everyone knew what it was.
4 months ago
Anonymous
just come out already
this is just sad
4 months ago
Anonymous
>posts on a thread about a musical >starts doing his homosexual tough guy act about how musicals are gayer than the DBZ pr0n he jerks off to
b***h shut up already.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>It was the biggest musical in America, you dumb homosexual.
Imagine the lack of self-awareness required to post that. Do you think pic-related will capture the "urban" audience? I think it's a bit zesty.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>tiktok brain rot and social media has ruined zoomers so hard that they can't even imagine what "pop culture impact" even means
Lol every show was spoofing or lampooning Wicked all over cable but ok moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>talks about being brain dead because of media >goes on about how some homosexual musical was all over television
Like I said: lack of self-awareness. Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm saying that you are divorced from very very very recent history by brain fog to the point where you have no frame of reference for what was in reality, a big pop cultural thing that real people experienced and lived in. Your "some homosexual musical" swept at the Tonys and literally everyone was making a reference to it. You look underage.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>swept at the Tonys
4 months ago
Anonymous
>tl;dr
Your knowledge of musical theatre indicates you're a homosexual and the cognitive dissonance required to elevate a mainstream media platform over another mainstream media platform indicates you're an idiot. Simple as.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Bud, we are in a thread about the Wicked movie and you got upset that you didn't understand what the source material even was.
4 months ago
Anonymous
this isn't a college exam dipshit it looks nightmare tier
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie that was based on a book. I made fun of you for sperging about Wicked as if knowledge of it elevates you above non-homosexuals (which you continue to do lol).
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why even be in this thread then?
4 months ago
Anonymous
To make fun of and laugh at morons like you. Duh.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Your "some homosexual musical" swept at the Tonys
Lots of homosexual musicals sweep the Tonys.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>this homosexual knows what "swept the Tonys" >this homosexual knows what the Tonys actually is
4 months ago
Anonymous
So much zest that shit's just a fruit.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I read the book and found it to be bizarre
Expected a ‘misunderstood ugly girl was only forced into the role of ‘wicked’ witch by the evil Stacy who she secretly loved’ but it was actually much harder to follow and seemed like complete nonsense
Shut up about the yellow bricks and ‘red’ slippers, it’s old news!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Serious question: Have you ever read the original Baum novels that the 1939 movie was based on?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Shut up about the yellow bricks and ‘red’ slippers,
The slippers were silver in the book because one of the core policy points of the populist movement was to move the US from a gold to a silver standard.
4 months ago
Anonymous
YES WE KNOW ALREADY THATS WHY I MENTIOENED IT YOU DISGUSTING PSEUD DEATH TO YOU A FATWAH ON YOU
Verification not required
4 months ago
Anonymous
>all caps
Settle down you insecure homosexual. Try reading more if you don't want to have a meltdown every time you feel stupid.
4 months ago
Anonymous
holy shit you’re gay
4 months ago
Anonymous
>didn't stack silver when it dipped at the start of COVID
Maybe your DVD collection will increase in value! Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
We're probably never seeing it under $18/oz again until a dollar is once again actually worth an ounce of silver.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Silver collectors are obviously just people too poor to collect real precious metals
4 months ago
Anonymous
Silver has more variability than gold, moron. You see more gain over a shorter period of time. I'm not going to write more though because you're an idiot and I don't want to help you make money.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Maybe your DVD collection will increase in value! Lol
DVDs are increasing in value now that studios are nuking digital libraries and censoring classic episodes of sitcoms.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The books are just a series of WTF moments. Like the Philosophy Club where all they do is get high and frick Tigers
I know most Cinemaphile posters are 12, but when you make it obvious it ruins it for me. Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing, book and theater, for ages.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing, book and theater, for ages
Maybe for gays
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I know most Cinemaphile posters are 12 >Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing
You formulate ideas as if you are a brain dead teenager whose parents are disappointed by how much time he invests into Sonic the Hedgehog lore.
The wizard in the musical isn't exactly the bad guy. He's just a fraud, like in the original, who gets in over his head & lies to save his skin. There are several other less sympathetic characters (Morrible, Nessa) and the real villain is >we live in a society
frick off homosexual, this whole fricking thing is based on a mother fricking 100+ years old children's book, it's called The wonderful wizard of Oz, so suck my dick for not reading subversive books written by literallywhos
you have to be glowies or something. The main thing we should be laughing at is Ariana Grande and her destroyed busted face. Black witch is second to that
>The main thing we should be laughing at is Ariana Grande and her destroyed busted face
she was always a dumb ugly b***h
what's funnier is that she's white now out of nowhere after a decade of spicface
I think she's wearing white make up, died blonde eyebrows, and losing weight are all somewhat unflattering. I don't think got the bogging surgery
4 months ago
Anonymous
she got nose surgery
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I think she's wearing white make up
she was white to begin with and literally got daily spray tan treatments to larp brownface to appeal to her mexican fanbase
this is a fact
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's not mutually exclusive from her wearing white make up for this movie
she got nose surgery
I think that was quite a while ago
Leftists don't want us laughing at their gods (celebrities, corporations and governments).
[...]
Would you class the weight loss as anorexia tier?
>Would you class the weight loss as anorexia tier?
I'd say no because she has always been very skinny but she'd probably do well from building a little bit of muscle and putting on some weight
People don't talk about how ariana is probably worse than taylor swift. 30 and bogged HARD with about 100 exes and still can't settle down. Many such cases
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ariana is easily more insufferable than Taylor Swift. Uglier too. Huh
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ariana's entire brand was jailbait. Considering she's a Hispanic making it almost to 30 was an outstanding run.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Considering she's a spic
she's literally irish italian
she wore fricking brown makeup for years to convince morons like you otherwise and it worked
4 months ago
Anonymous
Who's more of a moron: a person who assumes a celebrity is a Hispanic or someone who cares enough to investigate the racial background of Ariana Grande? Lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't need to investigate because my eyes work and I'm not moronic and I've dated girls who've literally told me this shit >inb4 nuh uh no one here fricks
4 months ago
Anonymous
>it was the girls who, I assure you I've dated, told me that Ariana Grande isn't a spic!
Lol, sure.
4 months ago
Anonymous
says the guy bragging about having encyclopedic knowledge of musicals
4 months ago
Anonymous
>uses my joke
Just when I thought you couldn't be more embarrassing.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Everything about her is fake even her hair, all cultivated persona but it was funny how she raceswapped and everyone loved it kek
Anyway this movie should be funny, as what they want it to be is >girl you can do anything >if only you stop letting Others (male) hold you back
But they're stuck with >btw then everyone will hate you & you'll be an outcast >being right won't save you >they'll all throw a big party when you die
I saw this show for the first time 2 weeks ago. It was my first ever Broadway show and everything about it was so incredible. Loved every second 10/10 show.
Its classic contemporary discussion. You can't say the actress looks more like a bulbous shrek than a pointy witch, that means you're RACIST and the discussion attempts to be closed or sidetracked. They are ridiculous
So this thread is actually just a bunch of dudes who never saw the original musical forever ago, and want to be mad at its refresh. There're movies to care, and then there are those built around the whole broadway scene. Guess which one you are all wasting your time posting about?
Watching this trailer made me realize movies are now being filmed with vertical video in mind and it's disgusting. Watch the trailer, everything is centered as of you were watching a tiktok
People got too comfortable being mad at movies busting @ social norms & demographics, that they forgot that some media IS just shamelessly for gays & women.
This thread gives me a feeling that these years specific may be the separating point from the younger generations emulating all the b***hing from the current ~30 hitters.
Take a character that was only a minor character in the original Oz books but became iconic because of Margaret Hamilton great performance. Now let’s make her sympathetic and a Black person
>Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert. >It's the Pear Pudding cake that does it. >I'm terribly sorry!
>be "muh badass girlboss" wicked witch who's just misunderstood >die from getting soaked in water
can anyone tell me why I'm supposed to take this b***h seriously?
It's Revisionist literature which is pretty popular nowadays where the villain is the hero and vice versa.
The wizard in Wicked is a conman which was sorta hinted at in the OG Wicked of Oz. Whose tricked the people of Oz into thinking he's magic when in reality the Witches in the story are the only ones who have real magic.
I got chills in the first two seconds.
Monster High 2 looks better than this shit. Paramount is going to win over Disney. Go Dora.
>*throws grape koolaid on her*
AYO WE BE MELTIN UP IN THIS b***h
The only good black witch
wtf, i thought it was Shrek from thumbnail
lel
>now polhomosexuals are mad that blacks get cast as fictional fantasy characters
you are so exhausting, who give a shit it's for 12 year olds.
>were only pozzing your children, why do you care?
>we are perfectly calm and rational people!
Yes, this is a rational response to a movie ten people are going to watch.
>bro its fine who cares gawd just keep pretending this is cool and fine jeez why have an opinion at all
My brother in Christ, if you think casting a black person in a fantasy musical film about the Wizard of Oz is part of an elaborate plot...
It's time to stop posting.
I didn't say anything of the sort I said it looks like it was made bad on purpose because it literally looks like it you fricking try hard redditor
>My brother in Christ
>reddit spacing
go back and stay there. you are not welcome here. I say this for your own good. You will not be able to handle being BTFO at every available opportunity. You are too weak.
>election tourists calling everyone knew in a desperate bid to fit in
>knew
esl homosexual
>election tourists
>knew
Reddit ESL gay detected
Pro-tip: Add stuttering to your opponent's fabricated greentext to make him seem silly.
>we are perfectly calm and rational people!
becomes
>w-we are p-p-perfectly calm and r-r-rational people!!!!!!1!!
Posting this
isn't rational, you understand that right? Look at the replies leading up to it
Cutting your dick off and proclaiming yourself a woman isn’t rational.
Trannies, rent free huh?
Can men be women or not? You brought up being irrational.
Why must you always bring trannies up in every single thread? You are the only one doing that.
Answer the question.
I don't want to talk about trannies, you deranged homosexual. Nobody cares.
It’s a pretty easy question. Why don’t you just be rational and answer it? If you come in here calling everyone who doesn’t like woke globohomosexual shown to children irrational yet you believe men can be women, well that seems like a logical conflict.
>isn't rational
Seems like he's making a rational argument that allowing the next generation of children to be raised by pedowood is a bad thing.
And yet here you are b***hing and crying and shitting your pants over it.
>you mad that me mad
Tried and true cope. Never fails.
Careful in that glass house.
Nobody ever knows what you are trying to communicate anymore, your brain is melted.
>Calls certain people out over complaining about kids movies
>But not others
It's almost as if it isn't a case of "le exact same" and you are more obnoxious about it?
Where was the paw patrol during the Iranian Hostage Crisis, huh?
Ywnbaw
Well that's a relief, I'm a man, schizo.
Why is the baby blushing
>you are so exhausting, who give a shit it's for 12 year olds.
you're the problem you fencesitting dweeb
>who give a shit it's for 12 year olds.
I look forward to your constant presence in Wicked threads from this point on.
She doesn't look like a witch she looks like shrek, sorry you're obsessed with politics lefty
You only made the thread to bait about politics
We'll add paranoia and schizophrenia to your list then
>it's totally organic posting I swear!
>also this is an attempt by leftists to pozz your children...
Lmao, you're the one who made this about politics from the start. Reassess yourself , pure obsessions
No one here works in Hollywood and cast that black woman
>dude lmao who cares, they destroy western culture one film/game/cartoon at a time lmao!
>dude lmao who cares, just casting ugly Black folk in every role dude lmao it's just fictional characters who cares lmao!
go back to plebbit, subhuman scum
>my entire Western culture is going to be destroyed by a black person playing a witch in a fantasy movie
This. The camel's back can support an infinite amount of straw.
just don't care about anything that's the cool thing to do and not reddit at all
You are very much mistaken. We're all laughing at Universal for squandering the next Barbie in favor of the next Cats. Wicked is basically an art-hoe gold mine and they cast a fricking DMV clerk as one of the most popular female outcast characters in the last twenty years.
Uh huh, cool story. What's the cope on the off chance it bulls Barbie numbers are the theaters like you grossly miscalculated the female audience for that?
Name a single blockbuster with a black actress lead. Even Catwoman with Halle Berry bombed.
I'll wait.
and she's half white. So they really put their best foot forward in that one and it still bombed. lmao
>don't mention any Whoopi film from the 90s please
Thanks for the blast from the past, grandpa.
>Whoopi movies were blockbusters
Lol
>zoomer doesn't know that Whoopi was one of the highest paid actresses for almost a decade
adjusted for inflation, her movies were box office successes, yes. Why does that upset you? Because it doesn't fit your polBlack person nonsense?
>adjusted for inflation
LMFAO
>a black woman was one of the highest paid actresses in the 1990’s
Wtf so systematic racism and the female wage gap are both massive myths?!
>ARE YOU NOT INTIMIDATED BY MY KNOWLEDE OF WHOOPI GOLDBERG?!
>I WILL SURELY WIN THIS DEBATE!!
Holy shit this board is embarrassing. She was a mainstream actress but I wouldn't label her as a blockbuster lead. You're an idiot.
>I'll just admit I have no idea what I'm talking about
ok?
>N-NO! DEBATE THE CAREER OF WHOOPI GOLDBERG WITH ME!
She wasn't a blockbuster lead, moron. What was the biggest franchise she fronted? Sister Act. Lol
Are you arguing that Sister Act wasn't successful?
No.
Good, because you already come off as moronic. That would just have been sad.
>DURRR
You didn't understand the point, moron. She was a successful actress but calling her a blockbuster lead is moronic. You're a moron and this conversation is stupid.
>She was a successful actress
accordingly to fricking who
b***h was always a forced meme from the jump
She got a lot of work and most people know who she is. I'd say that qualifies as being a successful actress.
This game with you is no matter what blockbuster we list you'll find a meme reason to pretend it doesn't count. You are like a child. Would you define a blockbuster as a movie making twice it's budget? Because that's what it means to normal people.
>This game with you is no matter what blockbuster we list you'll find a meme reason to pretend it doesn't count.
No, she has never been the major selling point of a Hollywood blockbuster or even the main focus of one. I'm willing to bet no one ever said "I can't wait until the next Whoopi Goldberg blockbuster comes out." She was a successful actress but saying she was a blockbuster star like Will Smith is dumb. You're dumb.
>zoomer doesn't know anything about Whoopi from the 90s
Look moron, I know. What do you think Sister Act's budget was?
>Sister Act is a blockbuster franchise
You're an idiot.
>Sister Act was one of the most financially successful comedies of the early 1990s, grossing $231 million worldwide against a $31 million budget.
Why are you zoomers so over confidently wrong about everything you talk about?
because being hot is more important than being right homosexual
>Sister Act was a blockbuster
Wait, you're right. I now recall the Sister Act collectable cups at McDonalds and a habit clad Whoopi Goldberg adorning bags of Doritos. Lol
>231 million dollars is not a blockbuster
>blockbuster just means making a lot of money
Yeah, remember when Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit came out and 7/11 changed some of it's stores to look like churches?
>he has to pivot to the sequel
lol ok so you agree making over 200 million fricking dollars on a 30 million budget would be considered a blockbuster by literally any metric? Ok, I accept your concession.
>lol ok so you agree making over 200 million fricking dollars on a 30 million budget would be considered a blockbuster by literally any metric?
No.
James Bond
Terminator
Aliens
Marvel
Sister Act
Lol, you're an idiot.
This is getting pathetic, do you want me to compare 230 mil on a 30 mil budget with the very fricking films you just described?
Iron Man had a budget of around 140 million and grossed 585...Sister Act made a net gross difference of 199 million dollars lol it literally, based on its budget, did better.
>I'll have you know that the Sister Act cinematic universe...
Lol
>gets so eternally btfo he doesn't even have an argument
Your entire shitty argument is that you can't count Sister Act as a blockbuster, you only do this because Whoopi is black let's be honest anon, and when it's pointed out that the film grossed better than Iron Man, you pivot.
Just stop making dumb arguments.
Lol. Seethe
How am I seething?
By remaining alive. Fix it.
>blockbuster just means making a lot of money
yes...moron.
sounds more like your definition of "blockbuster" is so far removed from the original definition as to be meaningless, informed solely by current year marketing.
>sounds more like your definition of "blockbuster"
Sounds more like you're disingenuously classifying any film that makes a lot of money as a blockbuster instead of taking culture components into account (e.g. it would be more fair to characterize Sister Act as a surprise hit that over performed which lead to a sequel). All so you don't have to admit that characterizing Whoopi fricking Goldberg as a blockbuster lead is moronic.
You're dumb.
>you can't call that a blockbuster because....because you can't ok???!
lol I'm getting Barbie cope vibes. I hope Wicked makes 2 billion just to see the meltdown on here.
>n-no don't you see, 2 billion actually isn't a lot of money!
>Barbie
You're arguing with imaginary /misc/tards because you're too dumb to interpret the world outside of simplistic politically loaded bites.
Yes yes, it's always "everyone else doesn't have the secret knowledge I have" because you are in a secret club of super smart anons who are all just also saying the exact same things you think!
Yes.
>Yes yes, it's always "everyone else doesn't have the secret knowledge I have"
Holy shit, when you're injecting your hormones don't forget your meds.
>uh also you a troony now!
woah wtf you sure got me! Everything is political specifically from when I graduated high school to now, dontcha know!
Don't forget.
>when you lose an argument, before you run away crying and shidding, make sure you call them a troony a thousand times as you weep
>still sperging headcanon at strangers who don't care
Meds or ends. Your choice.
>headcanon
lol the thread exists, schizo.
You mean the thread where you started sperging about everyone being a conspiracy believing /misc/tard because you're a moron who projects their own faulty reality testing? Lol
>the entire industry is propaganda and something something Occupy Wallstreet and something something post modernists something something
>making 230 million isn't a blockbuster because...because I said so
>something something trannies
>spergs more shit that only happened in xer head
>still can't admit Sister Act isn't a blockbuster franchise
You're really dumb, anon.
The thread didn't disappear, newfriend. Everyone can read it, do you unironically think you don't appear insane?
>no you
Engaging you for this long lends credence to the idea that I could be insane. However, it's also a fair interpretation that this thread is a record of your pathetic stupidity being teased out for the entertainment of others.
>no u
I accept your concession
>no u "no you"
Your most high IQ post yet.
>making 200 million dollars isn't a blockbuster
The Sister Act Cinematic Universe (SACU) is unlike anything else in film. Countless people lined up around the block in several major cities just to be turned away at midnight screenings of Sister Act 3.
>230 million dollars
SACU.
Everyone here can see you are a poltard, anon. You just keep repeating their soft talking points.
>sees the world in terms of good guys v. /misc/tards
Lol, try to make a real friend.
I don't see the world that way, I see this site infested with politically obsessed zoomers like yourself who made politics their entire fricking identity and since there's little to no actual moderation, nobody ever bans you.
>I don't see the world like that but it's like that!
Honestly, anon. You're really really dumb.
Do you think a Cinemaphile board is real life?
I've been making fun of you for just that. Just catching on now? You're super slow.
>trying this hard to cope
No you.
hes' the same twerp sperg posting gaddon and making MC and jazz threads 24/7
ignore him
Whoopi Goldberg, Eddie Murphy, and Will Smith were some of the biggest stars of the 80s and 90s. Nobody cried about forced diversity or white genocide back then because their movies were entertaining and apolitical.
They were "apolitical" because you weren't fricked by the internet to be hyperpolitical, anon. Media has always been this political, you were just a baby when the movies you liked came out.
>Media has always been this political
hahahahaha holy shit this guy is insane
go make another jazz thread moron
That's the reality, newhomosexual. What other stupid thing you going to say? There's Family Matters episode about systematic and institutional racism but you do you, moron. What's next? Roots wasn't political?
>dude media was always this political
It absolutely wasn’t. Media through-out the 20th century wasn’t perpetually obsessed with race like you are
It was, you are just a zoomer.
>politics when me a baby: good
>politics when me a zoomer teenager: bad
Just shut the frick up already.
can anyone actually believe these people were the ones who, for a time, were advocating for color blindness and racial equity?
unbelievable now with their sheer obsession with highlighting race in everything to the point they're overwriting their own history to facilitate yet more racism. /misc/ never had a chance, these people were always going to win with their sheer love for racism.
NTA but that's not the reason those movies are apolitical relative to the crap that gets churned out now. The entertainment industry went into full propaganda mode and normal people are turned off by pandering. Simple as.
>everything I dislike is le propaganda
Is brain rot, anon. You have a brain rot if you frame reality like this.
>everything I dislike is le propaganda
Nice strawman, moron. If you don't think agenda not only influences but drives a significant proportion of mainstream media you're a moron.
go back to your community college debate class redditor
Go back to watching Bros, homosexual.
>In quoting you
I never said that you absolute moron.
See
>The entertainment industry went full propaganda
>mode
You left out a key word. I never said the entire industry was propaganda, moron. I was bringing attention to the fact that politically based messaging became more obvious/overt over the last decade. If you have an argument that it didn't feel free to make one. The fact is you're an idiot too dumb for this type of conversation and will simply just pretend I'm a /misc/tard caricature because that's all your pea-sized brain is able to compute. Now cope.
Nice backtracking I guess. Everyone else knows what you are implying with that. I did make an argument, I brought up equally political prices of media all conveniently when you were either not alive or a fricking baby.
The internet and social media just puts more noise in your head and you think it's "more" because you can't sort through the noise anymore. It's not, there are movies now close to 60 to 70 years old and about the things you constantly seethe over.
*pieces
>I did make an argument
no ones arguing with you
we're calling you a moronic homosexual to your face and you probably have a few serious diagnoisable personilty issues
You have no frame of reference for things before you were born, it's this bizarre fugue state that the Internet has caused, it's a brain rot. Politics has existed for centuries and has been in media since the fricking printing press. To pretend "all of a sudden" things got political, is just ahistorical and shows you are a midwit.
First, you're responding to 2 anons. Second, I'm not reading your posts because you're a moron incapable of having a discussion beyond pretending everyone who makes you feel insecure is just a /misc/tard. The world isn't a cartoon. You're an idiot.
Would you argue that nobody was political before television, anon? Would you say that all of a sudden, just coincidentally when you were growing up, in these last two fricking decades after you left highschool, THEN...and ALL of a SUDDEN everything got political? Just as you started to notice?
nta but it's a well-documented fact that the media increased its attempts to divide our culture through promotion of racial strife after Occupy Wall Street.
>this thing I just made up is "well documented" something something Occupy Wallstreet that hasn't been relevant in a decade
>Nice backtracking I guess.
Not reading the rest because you do "guess." You're too moronic to have this conversation and will just regurgitate predictable crap directed to the imaginary /misc/tards that live rent-free in your head.
>everything I repeat just so happens to be repeated over and over on /misc/ every hour but I'm different!
>strawman
You literally said that you fricking aspie moron.
>the entire industry is propaganda
In quoting you, homosexual. Go outside.
>DA AGENDA
It's always this fricking bizzare panic, you can just shut your eyes polhomie, nobody is ever actually forcing you to watch these movies. You just call it "agendas" when you don't like the messaging. It's so exhausting to deal with schizos like yourself, the real world isn't this exciting. Sometimes it's just a movie.
I think that frightens you more, the fact that not everything is a vast ideological conspiracy. I think you have a moral failing.
>You just call it "agendas" when you don't like the messaging
you don't like the agenda when you notice the agenda?
you're a textbook midwit redditor
sad
>tl;dr
I skimmed. Agenda driven doesn't indicate a conspiracy, moron. Stop viewing the world in terms of what you read on Cinemaphile.
Why do you frame every film by the agenda you suspect exists? What does that even mean to a normal, well adjusted person who just enjoys movies?
>What does that even mean to a normal, well adjusted person who just enjoys movies?
it means we're just not watching it
ughhhh I know I'm just nottttt
Do you have to tell me everytime you don't watch a movie? Do you think I'll care?
just did homosexual
cry about it with another reddit tier beta male diversion tactic
Imagine defending this slop. have a nice day.
>I'm well adjusted have a nice day
television and film!
Nope, you are coping hard. The "woke" movement has only made everything more political and divisive than it used to be
Muh woke, noise is the biggest nothingburger you fell for. It's just a meme term for anything political you don't like. It's meaningless. Go seethe at me for a dozen posts about it.
haha well post-moderned my guy!
>I'll say another buzzword I was told is le bad but don't actually know...p-post modernism!
>schools of philosophy that have existed since the early 20th century are buzz words
holy mother of cope
I'm saying you just repeat meme words to actual things but you don't actually know what the (thing) is, you just fling it around as "da bad word I can say without an argument" by your handlers. It's exhausting, you all operate the same way.
>meme words
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/postmodernism/
Never set foot in a library have you? ever been within 8 square miles of a book?
...I'm clearly explaining that you just change the definition of the word to fit whatever target you have.
No, answer the question. Remember when "Barbie will flop, screencap this. Women don't want to see this" was the cope? Remember when it made a billion dollars?
This board is constantly miscalculating and living inside a bubble where you smell your own homosexual farts to the point where you are almost always wrong about movies. I think you vastly misunderstand how popular just the music from Wicked is, the movie could be trash, but the IP is going to carry this film to a strong box office performance. You don't have to be a constantly seething incel every day of your life you know. You don't have to watch it to agree it's going to be a hit with it's target demo.
>I think you vastly misunderstand how popular just the music from Wicked is, the movie could be trash, but the IP is going to carry this film to a strong box office performance.
They thought that about "Cats", lol.
They swung and they missed. Hard. They should just do a Zaslav and deep six this mess for tax purposes, but they actually paid for a Super Bowl ad. Holy shit, my sides.
Cats was a development hell dud for years and then COVID didn't do it any favors. It doesn't have the same marketing pull that Wicked does.
>It doesn't have the same marketing pull that Wicked does.
Go check out the reaction videos on YT, lmao.
>YouTube is a metric
kek no, I'm not going to look at my ad specific, engagement driven bubble of "videos the algorithm thinks I want to see" and I'm not stupid enough to think that's a fair metric.
MCDONALDS!
avatar
anything zoe saldana is in
>is literally blue cgi 9 foot tall space cat person
does that make her less abhorently ugly and talentlesss?
guardians of the galaxy then
what about it
it's an ensemble flick for morons and she's the 4th lead and shes YET AGAIN wearing colored makeup to keep her palatable
Lol not even pol argues that Whoopi is "talentless", she's "one of the good blacks" because all of you are under 20 and don't know of anyone else that was on basic cable.
I don't watch basic cable because I'm not an ugly 55 year old grandpahomo
/misc/ likes Whoopi because she specifically chose the name "Goldberg" to trick entertainment israelites into casting her.
She also says the most moronic things imaginable to give them a good strawman for liberals. My inner Trekkie dies every time I see her and Patrick Stewart spouting nonsense on The View.
She did literally choose the name Goldberg in order to appeal to israelites in Hollywood. I'll bet it's even on her Wikipedia page.
She is a shrewd businesswoman indeed. I bet she knows how to negotiate a salary too. But that doesn't change the fact that every day she goes on national television and claims Trump is a dictator and Republicans want to being back fascism.
>blah blah blah
I was right. Seethe.
>tfw she recently called the holocaust 'white on white violence' and had to eat crow for weeks
She was funny in the 90s but a lot of things were better in the 90s.
Do you know what the term "lead" means, asshat? And nobody's seeing Avatar or GotG for any of the actors anyway. They want to see blue cats and talking raccoons.
you're not the target audience for wicked either so what are you on about
Leftists don't want us laughing at their gods (celebrities, corporations and governments).
Would you class the weight loss as anorexia tier?
>I am very rational
being rational is for ugly homosexuals with zero ability or will
youre a pedantic worm at best
>t. women can be men
Again, you do realize you are the only one talking about trannies right?
relevance to your claim about others being irrational, whilst you concurrently deny the rationality of biological science?
you know if you fricking losers spent as much time on literally ANYTHING else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day
>t hasn't ever left his 90% white suburb
you're a troony obsessed homosexual who can't talk about ANYTHING else other than trannies. kys gay
>t. gets upset if there's not a transbipoc character 30 seconds into a tv show/movie
I'm trans btw
Please stop shooting Christian children
you're a loser and a virgin who desperately wants his opinion to matter
he's right
you're the only person here being an obtuse try hard out of some odd perverted fetish
it's plain as day and you're the gaddon poster whos ruined the board with your inane homosexualry
This. It makes total sense that black person is cast in a role of an evil + ugly character. fits entirely with the black persona
No one cared that Zoe Saldana was Gamora. This woman is just ugly.
She was a terrible Gamora. The green makeup really highlighted her Black features.
12 year olds didn't make the Broadway play successful or the book
Endless waves of Black folk
why is she wearing a muslim head covering at 0:35
>It's good to be a bad witch
Why do they always have to reverse everything upside down
Do you think the witches nipples are a darker green light her lips or lighter like mint ice cream?
Actually looks kind of cool
Did guzzling soẏ make you blind?
apart from gloryfing and probably dindunuffining
another rotten evil character from a children's story, it looks good for a musical
but all this whitewashing of evil characters into antiheroes is getting kinda tiresome
>zoomers literally don't know it's based on a musical that's based off a book where she literally is a dindunuffin
Only homosexuals have encyclopedic knowledge of musicals, anon.
The books the musical was based on were hugely successful, moron. In the books, the villain is the Wizard. These books aren't even new, they were written decades ago.
Don't care, anon. Your autistic knowledge of musical theatre based on The Wizard of Oz makes you a homosexual man or a lonely autistic female. Simple as.
It was a top selling book series, the musical was one of the biggest Broadway hits in years, it launched the career of Idina... Holy frick man, is it summer in here, everyone knows this.
what kind of limpwristed homosexual would even know that to begin with?
I know you are a zoom zoom, but this is like not being alive for Shrek and watching it get an Oscar. Wicked the musical was like the Hamilton of the time, it was fricking huge, it permeated pop culture and was referenced everywhere.
I don't keep up with musicals because I'm not an offputting homo
whats hard to get here
I'm trying to get through your zoomer brain that it wasn't just a musical, it was this big pop culture thing, frick man, it has a Simpsons spoof. Just because you just started posting on television and film, doesn't mean everyone else here doesn't know about television and film
>it was this big pop culture thing, frick man
I'm sure it was
to literal homos and dopey women
not one straight dude has any fricking clue what you're on about moron
frick off
>the musical was one of the biggest Broadway hits in years
Like I said, your knowledge of musical theatre based on The Wizard of Oz outs you as either a homosexual or a lonely autistic female not bright enough to maintain other interests.
Did you know Baum's book was a political allegory reflective of the populist movement prevalent in the US at the turn of the 18th/19th century? Cry about /misc/tards now.
It was the biggest musical in America, you dumb homosexual. Everyone knew what it was.
just come out already
this is just sad
>posts on a thread about a musical
>starts doing his homosexual tough guy act about how musicals are gayer than the DBZ pr0n he jerks off to
b***h shut up already.
>It was the biggest musical in America, you dumb homosexual.
Imagine the lack of self-awareness required to post that. Do you think pic-related will capture the "urban" audience? I think it's a bit zesty.
>tiktok brain rot and social media has ruined zoomers so hard that they can't even imagine what "pop culture impact" even means
Lol every show was spoofing or lampooning Wicked all over cable but ok moron.
>talks about being brain dead because of media
>goes on about how some homosexual musical was all over television
Like I said: lack of self-awareness. Lol
I'm saying that you are divorced from very very very recent history by brain fog to the point where you have no frame of reference for what was in reality, a big pop cultural thing that real people experienced and lived in. Your "some homosexual musical" swept at the Tonys and literally everyone was making a reference to it. You look underage.
>swept at the Tonys
>tl;dr
Your knowledge of musical theatre indicates you're a homosexual and the cognitive dissonance required to elevate a mainstream media platform over another mainstream media platform indicates you're an idiot. Simple as.
Bud, we are in a thread about the Wicked movie and you got upset that you didn't understand what the source material even was.
this isn't a college exam dipshit it looks nightmare tier
It's a movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie that was based on a book. I made fun of you for sperging about Wicked as if knowledge of it elevates you above non-homosexuals (which you continue to do lol).
Why even be in this thread then?
To make fun of and laugh at morons like you. Duh.
>Your "some homosexual musical" swept at the Tonys
Lots of homosexual musicals sweep the Tonys.
>this homosexual knows what "swept the Tonys"
>this homosexual knows what the Tonys actually is
So much zest that shit's just a fruit.
I read the book and found it to be bizarre
Expected a ‘misunderstood ugly girl was only forced into the role of ‘wicked’ witch by the evil Stacy who she secretly loved’ but it was actually much harder to follow and seemed like complete nonsense
Shut up about the yellow bricks and ‘red’ slippers, it’s old news!
Serious question: Have you ever read the original Baum novels that the 1939 movie was based on?
>Shut up about the yellow bricks and ‘red’ slippers,
The slippers were silver in the book because one of the core policy points of the populist movement was to move the US from a gold to a silver standard.
YES WE KNOW ALREADY THATS WHY I MENTIOENED IT YOU DISGUSTING PSEUD DEATH TO YOU A FATWAH ON YOU
Verification not required
>all caps
Settle down you insecure homosexual. Try reading more if you don't want to have a meltdown every time you feel stupid.
holy shit you’re gay
>didn't stack silver when it dipped at the start of COVID
Maybe your DVD collection will increase in value! Lol
We're probably never seeing it under $18/oz again until a dollar is once again actually worth an ounce of silver.
Silver collectors are obviously just people too poor to collect real precious metals
Silver has more variability than gold, moron. You see more gain over a shorter period of time. I'm not going to write more though because you're an idiot and I don't want to help you make money.
>Maybe your DVD collection will increase in value! Lol
DVDs are increasing in value now that studios are nuking digital libraries and censoring classic episodes of sitcoms.
The books are just a series of WTF moments. Like the Philosophy Club where all they do is get high and frick Tigers
>Idina
Fricking who? homie, you gay
I know most Cinemaphile posters are 12, but when you make it obvious it ruins it for me. Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing, book and theater, for ages.
>Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing, book and theater, for ages
Maybe for gays
>I know most Cinemaphile posters are 12
>Wicked has been a widely known pop culture thing
You formulate ideas as if you are a brain dead teenager whose parents are disappointed by how much time he invests into Sonic the Hedgehog lore.
The wizard in the musical isn't exactly the bad guy. He's just a fraud, like in the original, who gets in over his head & lies to save his skin. There are several other less sympathetic characters (Morrible, Nessa) and the real villain is
>we live in a society
He's literally the antagonist of the book series, he's the one responsible for the genocide allegory going on.
Different anon here. You’re illiterate if you don’y know Wicked. Frickoff with your calling it an “encyclopedic knowledge”.
>You’re illiterate if you don’y know Wicked
you misspelled straight
frick off homosexual, this whole fricking thing is based on a mother fricking 100+ years old children's book, it's called The wonderful wizard of Oz, so suck my dick for not reading subversive books written by literallywhos
No it's not, it's based on a book series that's a reimagining of the original children's book.
>reimagining of the original children's book.
That just means it's gay leftist bullshit written by a israelite
They’re demonizing the wizard now (old white male), and the witch of the west (black female) is the hero who will save oz or some moronic shit.
Why do they always pick the ugliest blacks for this shit?
Feels like I'm looking at a rejected piece of cover art for Warcraft 3 for fricks sake
how is this political it just looks fricking awful and its clearly on purpose
Idina Menzel is a israeliteess with a mulatto daughter, this is par for the course.
Shrek 5 is looking good.
A movie based on a musical based on a book based on a movie which was based on a book.
underrated
>White Boy Summer in Oz
hell yeah
you have to be glowies or something. The main thing we should be laughing at is Ariana Grande and her destroyed busted face. Black witch is second to that
>The main thing we should be laughing at is Ariana Grande and her destroyed busted face
she was always a dumb ugly b***h
what's funnier is that she's white now out of nowhere after a decade of spicface
that too
QRD? she bogged?
Post it
the fact that nobody posted it already is heinous and disappointing. Her newly white and busted face should be platered all over this place
Jesus CHRIST
she's literally michael jackson now
Anorexia or buccal fat removal? Anorexia or buccal fat removal experts please weight in on this.
she's an old busted c**t who spent 11 years wearing brown makeup 24/7
That's hella fricked.
I think she's wearing white make up, died blonde eyebrows, and losing weight are all somewhat unflattering. I don't think got the bogging surgery
she got nose surgery
>I think she's wearing white make up
she was white to begin with and literally got daily spray tan treatments to larp brownface to appeal to her mexican fanbase
this is a fact
That's not mutually exclusive from her wearing white make up for this movie
I think that was quite a while ago
>Would you class the weight loss as anorexia tier?
I'd say no because she has always been very skinny but she'd probably do well from building a little bit of muscle and putting on some weight
why did they make Dorothy black?
Are normies done with this shit yet!
The trailer has about 65k dislikes so I'd say so, but the defense is always that they're being botted by incels lol
Why can't plastic surgery just be reserved for people with crippling facial deformities? fricking hell
People don't talk about how ariana is probably worse than taylor swift. 30 and bogged HARD with about 100 exes and still can't settle down. Many such cases
Ariana is easily more insufferable than Taylor Swift. Uglier too. Huh
Ariana's entire brand was jailbait. Considering she's a Hispanic making it almost to 30 was an outstanding run.
>Considering she's a spic
she's literally irish italian
she wore fricking brown makeup for years to convince morons like you otherwise and it worked
Who's more of a moron: a person who assumes a celebrity is a Hispanic or someone who cares enough to investigate the racial background of Ariana Grande? Lol
I don't need to investigate because my eyes work and I'm not moronic and I've dated girls who've literally told me this shit
>inb4 nuh uh no one here fricks
>it was the girls who, I assure you I've dated, told me that Ariana Grande isn't a spic!
Lol, sure.
says the guy bragging about having encyclopedic knowledge of musicals
>uses my joke
Just when I thought you couldn't be more embarrassing.
Everything about her is fake even her hair, all cultivated persona but it was funny how she raceswapped and everyone loved it kek
Thank God Mac Miller died when he did.
Isn't Glinda supposed to be pretty?
Anyway this movie should be funny, as what they want it to be is
>girl you can do anything
>if only you stop letting Others (male) hold you back
But they're stuck with
>btw then everyone will hate you & you'll be an outcast
>being right won't save you
>they'll all throw a big party when you die
ariana said she hasnt had plastic surgery, fillers, or botox since 2018 and she stopped because she felt fake and like she was hiding her true self
my guess is its just a bad angle for her
>my guess is its just a bad angle for her
yeah those weird obscure straight ahead perfectly center framed shots must be the cause
yeah dude sbe totally didnt do anything. totally
turns out she's ugly as frick. huh
Lol
Hahahahahahaha
Oh nonono
I saw this show for the first time 2 weeks ago. It was my first ever Broadway show and everything about it was so incredible. Loved every second 10/10 show.
shrek?
ENDLESS WOKE TRAAAAAAAASSSHHH
Some racist shit
This musical has existed for a long time and it’s always been for gays. Who tf cares about shit to begin with?
she's a troony isn't she? I fricking knew it. That or the most unattractive white girl I've ever seen in my life
Hahaha Holy shit
She did what that actress from the boys did
Cant dodge the wall!
late stage judaism
ayo why the fuh dey make the evil one a homie?
It was actually a great broadway show with really good performances and people on wires flying around.
I saw it as a kid. That rendition of defying gravity is pretty bad.
We wuz witch's n sheit
It amazes me that something so expensive to make look so fricking cheap.
It's clear to me some "anons" here are extremely sensitive to criticism of this clearly terrible film and its bizarre actresses. Curious.
Its classic contemporary discussion. You can't say the actress looks more like a bulbous shrek than a pointy witch, that means you're RACIST and the discussion attempts to be closed or sidetracked. They are ridiculous
So this thread is actually just a bunch of dudes who never saw the original musical forever ago, and want to be mad at its refresh. There're movies to care, and then there are those built around the whole broadway scene. Guess which one you are all wasting your time posting about?
>the chad novel reader
>the virgin musical observer
>Dude trying to farm for clout that he read a book on a board about television & film discussing a musical.
The novel sucked. The musical actually fixed a lot of the original author's indecisiveness and subversion bullshit.
Well this is a film board and this is a film version of the musical so what point are you making
Don't worry about it. Don't ask about it. Just keep posting.
Watching this trailer made me realize movies are now being filmed with vertical video in mind and it's disgusting. Watch the trailer, everything is centered as of you were watching a tiktok
Yeah you're right actually. It has to have shots catered to the Instagram/tiktok adverts. Looks really claustrophobic
Gringgers are real now.
>thing exists
>spend 3 seconds looking at it
>it looks awful
>nuh uh you need to read the 47 books written 30 years ago to get it
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Wicked Witch of da SOUTH SIDE homie YEABOI HOLLA ATCHA BOIIII FR FR ONG I HATE YALL YT MAYOMONKEY LOOKING SUCKAS.
NOW APOLOGIZE
>black people cast as evil/ugly character seen as a victory by progressives
poetry, i love how much they hate black people
dayum dat sum wikit shiit
Thanks for the heads up.
Looks more like we're getting She Hulk s2 than wicked
I know the whole point of the musical is for elphaba to look like an ugly hag but they've really outdone themselves
The progressives have really out done the /misc/chuds in their racial vitriol of black people.
what's the issue?
People got too comfortable being mad at movies busting @ social norms & demographics, that they forgot that some media IS just shamelessly for gays & women.
This thread gives me a feeling that these years specific may be the separating point from the younger generations emulating all the b***hing from the current ~30 hitters.
Take a character that was only a minor character in the original Oz books but became iconic because of Margaret Hamilton great performance. Now let’s make her sympathetic and a Black person
>Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right, 'cause it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert.
>It's the Pear Pudding cake that does it.
>I'm terribly sorry!
theatre was a mistake
What sort of person enjoys this? Women and homosexuals are not human.
People that have a song in their heart and want to see Jeff Goldblum as the Wiz
So even in some white womans dream in the 1930’s or whatever, white man bad, black woman stronk, Ariana grande bogged?
Wicked? More like nigged.
>be "muh badass girlboss" wicked witch who's just misunderstood
>die from getting soaked in water
can anyone tell me why I'm supposed to take this b***h seriously?
Didn’t the wizard save Dorothy in the original? Why is he evil now?
It's Revisionist literature which is pretty popular nowadays where the villain is the hero and vice versa.
The wizard in Wicked is a conman which was sorta hinted at in the OG Wicked of Oz. Whose tricked the people of Oz into thinking he's magic when in reality the Witches in the story are the only ones who have real magic.
Hmm the diversity defence division went hard on this thread, I eagerly await future wicked threads for observation
If they skimp on the flying monkeys cgi I’m going to be livid.