Wilbur should've gifted her for all her hard work in saving his porky ass.
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Wilbur should've gifted her for all her hard work in saving his porky ass.
Wilbur should've gifted her for all her hard work in saving his porky ass.
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I cried like a b***h when she died
Gifted her what? You left off the direct object of a transitive verb.
anything dammit! Slop from his trough, a bundle of flies from his manure pile, a shiny pebble, something!
Anon you're too caught up with material things to see that his friendship with her was the greatest gift of all
Imagine having Charlotte as a mother
>Charlotte teaches you how to spin webs to collect insects and stuff to eat and how to properly wrap them up.
>wake up in a panic
>sweetie whats wrong!?
>oh god a spider!
>smush
She could technically appear in Multiversus you know.
Watching it as an adult Wilbur does come off as quite the crybaby. Templeton is still just as based as I remember him being, though.
that motherfricker should've shared his food.
Do you think Charlotte would've lived if Templeton had shared his country fair food with her?
She was going to die no matter what, she knew that and came to terms with it and you should too
That's quitter talk. food fuels the body and the SOUL!
Didn't save Elvis
Not enuogh food.
What if charlotte ate as much as templeton hahaha wouldn't that be FRICKING HILARIOUS hahahah
What if she ate MORE than Templeton?
No, stop, we're not having another one of those threads.
Too late.
I literally don't know why else OP would've made this thread. His text subtly leads to this. He likes fat bugs. He desires to turn Charlotte into a big, beautiful ball of fat with the same mass as a watermelon, and likely bigger. The truth hurts.
Charlotte should've just eaten WIlbur herself.
all according to keikaku.