Will anything ever come as close as this in terms of teenage kino?
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Will anything ever come as close as this in terms of teenage kino?
>inb4 that autistic scuffle at the crab shack poster posts the same thing he's been posting every thread for like 7 years
show it
no I do that so he will frick off and not post it you moron
first season of Tree Hill was better in every way
not enough nu-metal for me
OG Gossip Girl until the last season > OTH until season 5 > OC until the last season
I preferred Skins.
That weeb girlfriend in the final season was objectively unattractive
You're gay.
Her and Julie Cooper
>a sleezeball motel
>Def Leppard and Girl School
>french maid and cheerleader uniforms
>complimented with ropes
>all nighter
Two girls one cup
It was cool how Summer was a K-pop weeb a decade before it was cool. She was way ahead of her time.
Not summer, I meant to say Taylor Townsend. I got confused because the actor's name in real life is Autumn.
Taylor wasn’t a kpop weeb at all, she liked manga and Kurasawa films not twink boybands
She was fluent in Korean, she started dating a Korean chad who worked at the local Korean restaurant, and she got Summer a date to the prom with her boyfriend's cousin who was a K-pop star.
here's the scene when summer meets her K-pop star prom date
?t=103
One of Taylor's original character traits is she would start randomly ranting in Korean when she's flustered or angry
Taylor banged both her bf Sung Ho and his cousin the K-pop star after prom, it's canon.
>Taylor banged both her bf Sung Ho and his cousin the K-pop star after prom, it's canon.
Post when that is shown or referenced in the show?
in the video I posted here she talks about it towards the beginning lol
Sex is never mentioned in that clip?
"Have I told you about my after after prom party with Sung Ho and Yung Nam? It was hot and spicy and let's just say I had my very own Korean Bar B Q. Bi bim bop!"
Timestamp in vid?
?t=27
>0:27
In context it kinda seems like she’s joking but idk
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the OC but I don’t remember Taylor being that much of a bawd
She's not. Taylor was famous for being a massive bawd. Her introduction arc was about her affair with the new Dean of Discipline. In S5 a famous french poet writes an erotic novel about his relationship with her.
*S4 I mean, there was no S5
Oh wow I definitely did not remember that
>Taylor is a huge pervy bawd and a psycho all throughout the show and pretty open about it.
Wtf I don’t remember her marrying a French novelist
I guess it’s time to rewatch
She's married to Henri Michel at the start of season 4. Ryan performs a public poem to Taylor on a French philosophy talk show and proves to Henri Michel that Ryan truly loves Taylor, which causes Henri to stop pursuing Taylor and to go back to France.
Taylor is a huge pervy bawd and a psycho all throughout the show and pretty open about it. They only toned down that aspect when they decided to turn her into a love interest for Ryan.
Kek are you korean by chance?
Nope. I have just seen the OC several times through lol
Its the last TV show made for whites.
First season was good. But, the israelite mediorcity crept in afterwards.
Claim your OCfu boys
the redhead
She's still hot
sex
She has Effy vibes
IM GONNA COOM
I forgot how beautiful she is
she has a beautiful pussy
1. Julie Cooper
2. Summer
she's bigger than my fridge
Isn't she Rigsby's banga from Mentalist ?
Yes
I used to think she was so hot but now see her as a completely flat pancake breasts with a fridge body
based
she got buff
damn my boner just flatlined
Wtf she got swole!
>instant boner
Why?
the duality of man
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/samaire-armstrong-trump-black-lives-matter-republican-instagram-oc-b481123.html
She was always the best girl. Not israeli either unlike all the other ones
>best girl turned into a wheyfu
Absolutely based.
>3D delts
Holy shit. How?
>Anna has bigger biceps than me
MOMMY
California here i cum
Taylor
OC looks like Mexico now
I miss it when women were skinny.
only season one kino tbqh
FOX tried a few years before with 'Undeclared', which I liked better.
posting best girl
She has great hips
Wow great figure
She’s hot but she’s top tall.
HIPPA
Skins & Euphoria >>>>>>>>>>> this saccharine mediocrity
>Show details the lives and relationships of objectively attractive young white people in an upper middle class environment.
Doubt anyone who frequents Cinemaphile can relate.
>upper middle class
Nah, everyone on The OC was rich.
Huntington Beach is actually middle class by coastal SoCal standards. Newport & Laguna Beach are rich af though
>Newport & Laguna Beach
holup, didn't the majority of the characters live in newport?
Yes it was. No idea why that anon was talking about Huntington.
i guess he's implying the filming location being huntington or some other place when in reality it's supposed to be newport, i remember reading up on that back in the day
I thought the kids at the public school Marissa ends up going to were from Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa
Pretty sure it was based on Newport Harbor HS, so it would have been a mix of kids from Costa Mesa (mostly middle class with some working class) and Newport (rich)
HB has its own school district
:^)
she was right tho
No she wasn't she's a dumbass
women will never understand camaraderie and brotherhood
>I don't wanna be
>other than what I've been tryna be lately
I watched half the first season, weird storyline very similar to the o.c but not so much
from what I remember, it gets weirder
Yeah good thing I stopped watching
Stopped watching when they changed the mother's actress and even then I'd just watch whatever episode was on after school. What happened here?
That dude gives Ryan and Marissa the campus tour when they visit Berkeley.
Dirt cheap production and laughably awful performances all around.
I watch it for she
Too bad she's a bitter screeching woke turbodyke.
>girl on bottom right
My buddy used to frick her. Name was Bevin Prince? Bragged about her going down on him after anal sex. This was before porn made it cool.
Wow. Your buddy fricked an extra from a tv show 20 years ago. You should be very proud of being loosely associated with this life accomplishment.
I saw her a few years back at a wedding. I was with my wife, but she was newly single and wanted to frick me. Stop being jealous.
Wow-6 degrees of seperation from a girl who was a random extra in a few episodes of a CW show 20 years ago. You live a blessed life.
Whatever incel. Be mad that me and my boys get all the One Tree Hill hoes. Ya green eyed lil' b***h.
Meds. Now.
We don't tell others personal details about ourselves here, anon
Zing!
Meds. Now.
>New York Tribune!
>pre-2008
>kino emo-rock
>all white main cast
it truly was a different world back then
tfw Atlas Shrugged was recommended to Lucas in the second/or third episode/
It's funny to rewatch season 1. In the first 6 episodes, Ryan is involved with and gets away with several shootings and the Cohens still have no problem adopting him.
Marissa for pure looks, but easily Summer for personality
Summer is probably one of the best gfs in teen drama history
>Summer is probably one of the best gfs in teen drama history
Until season 4 where they retcon Seth and Summer's origins by attributing the mermaid poem to Taylor and turn Summer into a climate activist after which she abandons Seth and fricks off to save muh planet.
Agreed season 4 was wack but they get back together in a few months and end up married so I’m willing to chalk it up to Summer having a brief but annoying libtard phase in college.
seriously had trouble watching past season 2, every episode full of bullshit, everybody going through a major crisis every single fricking week, acting like melodramatic morons. there were a couple of nice characters and moments but most of the time it was crap.
i wish it were more chill like 'red oaks' or 'greek', i wanted a relaxed coming-of-age teenie show, not that constant b***hing.
from what i recall OC became that by season 4 or something, but it was way too late and eventually they canned the whole thing.
>'greek'
Holy kino. I loved that show. Nothing but waifus as far as the eye could see. I also rofl'd like a moron when Steven "Watch it!" Crowder showed up as an Omega Chi.
whenever i binge a show i have this problem that i burn out on it's second season and it takes me half a year or more until i either end up finishing the whole thing or don't watch it at all. this also happened with greek when i watched it a decade ago
i miss when teen dramas were full of good looking people
Marissa in the OC pilot and Cerie in the 30 Rock pilot are the two most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen
for me, its Shiri Appleby in roswell
exquisite taste
>ywn be a rich kid in 90% white early 00’s south Orange County
That was it bros. That was where American life peaked. The best it ever got.
trips of truth, but I would also add 50's almost anywhere, be it new york, miami, los angeles, whatever.
i always assumed that american 80's-90's were the peak times to live in
not a Black person in that picture. we had it so good caaaaaaliforniaaaa bros
Why do you guys have to be so mean all the time? I'm just trying to live man I'm not bothering anyone.
No one is stopping you from living
>Nooo you don’t understand, I need to live NEAR YOU
Why?
The OC
Laguna Beach
The Hills
Entourage
Californication
Any other essential 00s SoCal kino?
BLACKED™ & BLACKEDRAW™ also DogFart® (blackmeatloveswhitefeet)
Cringe zoomer post. Blacked wasn’t a thing until like 2014.
You now remember trailer park Julie.
should i watch this?
i'm not a teen so i'm not sure if i'll get any feels from watching this
Depends on if you were in high school or college in the early 00s and have nostalgia for that time period.
the first 5-6 or so episodes are peak early 2000's teenie kino, it depends on whether you'll roll with it later on but i'm crazy nostalgic for the beginning. it gets increasingly silly later on plot-wise and seasons are quite long with 25+ 40min episodes so it becomes a slog after a while.
as mentioned here
i never watched past the end of season 2 but i used to rewatch the first dozen or so episodes every couple of years
Season 1 is literally a perfect season of television. I would be perfectly fine if it ended there even though it ends on a bittersweet cliffhanger. It's funny, comfy, engaging, and just enough meta with a hint of moronic. Every single episode is an event. It's like an album you don't wanna skip any tracks on. And the chemistry between the cast is unmatched. I've made a tradition of watching it every summer.
>And the chemistry between the cast is unmatched.
Agreed, which makes it interesting that none of them kept in touch after the show. Rachel Bilson said Adam Brody coming on her podcast in 2022 was the first time they had talked since 2007 outside of one chance run-in at LAX.
Aren't Adam Brody and Benjamin McKenzie still Friends?
>Rachel Bilson said Adam Brody coming on her podcast in 2022 was the first time they had talked since 2007 outside of one chance run-in at LAX.
They were engaged until 2006. Maybe this has something to do with why they have not been in touch for all this time
>They were engaged until 2006
Oh. Well I guess that explains it lmao
Bilson said on her podcast and then a related podcast, that she never orgasmed from sex before until she was dating Bill Hader. And I quote,
>"I miss his big dick!"
Poor Brody and Christensen, dicklet losers who can't make a woman cum.
>never orgasmed from sex before
haha yeah i remember hearing about that as well, first time cumming at age 28 or something
Wow Rachel sounds like a huge c**t irl
she was in the show for the most time, i guess that's why the characters seemed so authentic
She's awesome. She loves dragging exes online. Except when they have a huge wiener she loves to suck.
What does she say about Hayden Christiansen?
>Poor Brody and Christensen, dicklet losers who can't make a woman cum.
Rachel was the peak early 2000s waifu, she got Adam Brody when he was TV's #1 heart throb, then she got Anakin Skywalker star of Star Wars prequels, then she downgraded to hader for some reason, I guess because he has a giant dick. Probably did better than Nathalie Portman all things considered and won the early 2000s waifu bowl 2nd place prize behind Jessica Alba
>tfw I watched Welcome to The OC, b***hes! in its entirety and loved it
Dr. Cox is gonna take away all of my man cards, isn't he?
Seasons 1-3 are really good. The flip phones and music choices including actual band cameos will take you back. It's a teenybopper drama but the storylines are all pretty solid. Season r is awful, it is like bad fanfiction.
I was too young when this aired, so I missed the boat. I started watching recently and this is very comfy. I'm on the first season. Watch it for that 00's nostalgia.
Why does The OC have so much SOVL while Gossip Girl (Schwartz’s other teen drama) does not?
>Focus on characters and storyline over wealth and fashion porn
>Sandy and Kirsten
>Not trying to be too edgy
>Setting is maximum comfy
Also in the OC, the characters actually feel like they’re in high school rather than acting like 30 year olds in 17 year old bodies
>30 year olds in 17 year old bodies
even more impressive considering they were 25-30 year olds portraying 17 yo teens
Mischa Barton is significantly younger than the rest of the main cast. She actually was high school age when the show started in 2003.
Kek.
Misha Barton never stood a chance. Her "peers" on that show were all admitted drug users (mostly weed).
Rachel Bilson had Tate Donovan on her pod and discussed him directing episodes. He asked her to memorize her lines and she told him,
>"Tate, I don't read scripts, I smoke pot."
They laugh about it now.
Skins
Degenerate Bri’ish garbage, bleak, depressing, not comfy
I fricking loved Kyle-XY
This is that ugly loser virgin nerd I was telling you about
I think it had to be a media psy op that this guy was promoted as a hearth throb sex symbol. He's so annoying, wimpy and whiny in the show, there is no way women were attracted to his character.
He’s handsome as frick and the geeky neurotic side of his character was emphasized to contrast with Ryan. Kinda like a buddy cop movie
i guess it's his typecast ever since he rocked his role in OC
you have to consider when this came out, being a soft emotional guy was a new thing this was right before the hipster era when that became the default
>SHE DRIVES A SILVER MERCEDES
>MADE IN THE EIGHTIES
Which show was Katie Holmes on? Is that one worth watching?
Dawson's Creek. I never managed to finish the series
Dawsons Creek is actually a fun quick watch if you follow the following guide:
>Watch up until Katie goes to college and they make her the main character
>Skip to the 2 part finale (2 episodes)
BOOM!
That's how you do the Creek baby!
Literally my EXACT type, every single aspect of Katie Holmes is my personal 10/10
You don't care her breasts are lopsided and that she fricks black guys?
Don't get it twisted, I came for Jen, but only stayed for Joey.
Was not aware of either of those points. I guess it would be more accurate to say her facial features are 10/10 for me
>Luke goes from main antagonist to one of the most likable characters on the show
>Written out the next season
Why did they do him dirty bros?
They couldn’t add him to the main friend group because he mogs Ryan and Seth into oblivion
There was like half a season where they made amends and actually all became friends for a while, until he fricked marissa's mom and then everyone hated him again.
HE WAS 17 YEARS 345 DAYS AND 7 MINUTES OLD
Rape isn’t funny.
he enjoyed his free pizza tho
At the beginning of the second season Ryan tries to get Seth, who has gone to Portland where Luke lives, to return to Newport. The three of them weren't on such bad terms.
>Top 0.0001% hair genetics
Mirin
This guy mogged the shit out of both Seth and Ryan in both looks and humor, you're right, that had to be the reason they wrote him off the show. My wife watches greys anatomy and Luke is one of the main characters on the show now. He basically looks exactly the same as his OC days. Peak chad genetics. Olivia Wilde and Chris Pratt also acted in this show in reoccurring roles.
I can’t imagine Ryan having any social media account
He would have snap and nothing else
>HEY COHEN! CHECK OUT THE REPLAY ON THIS TACKLE, I BROKE THIS b***h IN HALF!
the frick, this seems way more laborious than just filming at a closed off strip of beach
damn, that sucks. i bet she got weinsteined or something, seeing as her acting career crashed and she mostly starred in direct to dvd trash for the last two decades.
also the dumbass writers really shat the bed by killing her
Filming on location is a b***h because you can't control light and sound or the real world still going on in the background.
Julie Cooper is the reason I have a milf fetish.
When I was growing up poor in a small town in nowhere Ohio I would fantasize about being a rich kid in Orange County and having parents like Kirsten and Sandy
Same, i'm pretty sure every boy that watched the show tried to self-identify as Ryan
assigns an alignment to the following characters:
Luke Ward
Eddie
Oliver Trask
D.J.
Trey Atwood
Jack Hess
Johnny Harper
Kevin Volchok
Henri-Michel de Maumaront
>Luke Ward
True neutral
>Eddie
Chaotic neutral
>Oliver Trask
Neutral evil
>D.J.
Don’t remember
>Trey Atwood
Chaotic evil
>Jack Hess
Lawful evil
>Johnny Harper
Neutral good
>Kevin Volchok
Chaotic evil.
>Henri-Michel de Maumaront
Wildcard
It’s crazy how Marissa went from dating normal stand-up guys like Luke and Ryan to drug addicts and psychos like Trey and Kevin
>Unhappy & unstable girl distracts herself from her own inner turmoil by trying to fix a guy
A tale as old as time
*laughs in Freaks and Geeks*
>different genre
Sorry.
But Busy was in Dawson's Creek, so we forgive you.
OP only said teenage kino
>Gossip Girl > Dawson's Creek > OC > One Tree Hill
What am I missing?
literally the FIRST POST homosexual you can't post it after a fricking inb4
my bad.