Will Barbie be kino? Greta Gerwig has a pretty good track record

Will Barbie be kino? Greta Gerwig has a pretty good track record

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female director
    cringe
    >margot robbie
    cringe
    >gosling
    based
    overall we're looking at a mediocre movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gooseman is too good for this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      director
      Honestly, this is one of the few time it's both appropriate and of benefit to the production. It's either that or a handbag gay spending hours zooming in on Ken's crotch. Take your pick.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surely she will have some barefoot scenes right??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if we dont get dogs eye view of her painting her toenails we RIOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if we dont get dogs eye view of her painting her toenails we RIOT

      Based. That's the only thing that matters. I want a scene with her and Ryan doing picrel but barefoot so bad bros.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is gonna be shit and Ken will be gay again

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a comedy?
    If they're smart, they'll take their cues from BLitDH. If they're dumb, they'll make a generic Hollywood flick with Barbie characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blitdh
      You what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse
        An old web series they used to make. Only legitimately funny thing the Barbie franchise has produced. Had a strong Toy Story vibe and made use of a certain amount of toy lore to build their universe. Possibly a bit too geared for older audiences, so got replaced by something more juvenile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did that really need an acronym?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know current barbieverse acronyms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks that acronym is so well known that he can just drop it without explanation
          Not all of us watch little girl movies, homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had a look on YT.
          > Looking for the perfect outfit for her 43rd anniversary with Ken, and they're still dating.
          lmao. This is actually kinda kino. It does seem geared toward older viewers, and definitely does not take itself seriously.
          > I will now probably watch the entire thing.
          Plz kill me.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this like the scooby doo movie where it’s aimed at adults? If not then why do you care about a kids movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The scooby doo movie is not aimed at adults moron, it’s aimed at kids but with some adult humor for the parents.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will have Margot Robbie so it will kino my dick if you know what i mean i mean masturbation haha

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder why my barbie thread was deleted, kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omg lmao lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why was it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know. maybe you posted nudes of Margot or talking about how nice her feet are

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being white and attractive aka having good genes and being healthy is…LE TOXIC AND OUTDATED AND…LE BAD!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making up a person and then seething over them

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    barbie? more like Farbie

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This will be a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash, Enchanted and Big.

    Margot Robbie had a letterboxd before she deleted it once people found out it was her. She had a watchlist that said "movies for Barbie" and they were:
    >The Young Girls of Rochefort
    >Splash
    >Puberty Blues
    >The Truman Show
    >The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barbie leaving Barbieland and has to live in the real world with disgusting, horrible people sounds pretty good. I don't even know how else you can make it a comedy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You probably liked when the Smurfs did it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even know they made a Smurfs movie but I doubt it had Robbie in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her letterboxd was based. i wonder how many other celebrities have them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uwe Boll once followed me on letterboxd just because I followed him for his funny deranged reviews
        Unfortunately they banned him like a week later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd imagine most younger actors have one, the site has grown so much in the last few years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because doing this will be too easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Cinemaphile told me she is a fridge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Puberty Blues
      SOUL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen this before. Worth a watch?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's decent.
          >5 stars for Deliverance
          What did she mean by this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kino taste. I love that movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also:
      > battleship potemkin
      >The Cabinet of dr. Caligari
      >Frasier: "The Ski Lodge"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Margot Robbie had a letterboxd before she deleted it once people found out it was her.

      any link from the wayback machine site?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GG specifically wanted to direct this and was chosen to do so in order to smash the patriarchy, attack traditional female roles, etc. Also, it will not be funny. High concept trash and a betrayal of what the toy meant to millions.

    But, hey, money and subversion - Hollywood's two favorite things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they are going to ruin Barbie for us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      This movie should have been made in the 90s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you think barbie is an archetype of traditional femininity you need to have a nice day and your prostitute mother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Toy literally made to appeal to girls.
        > Not a trad female archetype.
        Ok, so she didn't spend any time in the kitchen, but it looks like you should likely take your own advice.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Greta Gerwig has a pretty good track record
    Since when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what movies have you seen where she's the writer or director?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ladybird
        Little Women

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it will subvert what barbie is all about to be some boring feminist lecture (nag-athon)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they promoted Amy Schumer to be Barbie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jennifer Lawrence linked with Sharon Tate in OUATIH
      >Leaves because she's too ugly and gets replaced with Margot Robbie

      >Amy Schumer linked with Barbie movie
      >Leaves because she's too ugly and gets replaced with Margot Robbie
      Margot can't keep getting away with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based apex predator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably decided against her, because they'd have to use too much plastic for tie-in toys.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have they said what will be the rating of the movie? Because I could see it turning into an R-rated thriller where she snaps and ends up stabbing ken or something like that and since truman show is being hinted, maybe she escapes barbieland or whatever and kills the creeps watching her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I read somewhere it’s PG unfortunately

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks fine to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greta looking cute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I’ve always been a fan of her. Sneaky great breasts too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            prove it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But anon…the mods warn me for even talking about breasts these days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She looks old.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As if he couldn’t be a bigger Chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's me
      He's literally me
      How does he always end up being me in every single movie?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Max Hardcore biopic when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from that gay cowboys movie or is he playing smithers?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen Little Women but Lady Bird was not good.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you go from Academy Award nominated director to directing toy movies?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goddammit. It’s going to be a kino isn’t it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would be pretty funny if its kino, if its not itd still probably be pretty funny as a shit movie

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this movie even aimed at, kids or adults? I don't really get it. I feel like it would have to be pretty subversive and satirical to get made in the present climate, but I think a Barbie movie played completely straight with absolutely zero irony might be the most subversive possible thing right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think adults, but with the rumored PG rating maybe not. I thought they were making Legally Blonde-type comedy, but seeing this

      >This will be a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash, Enchanted and Big.

      Margot Robbie had a letterboxd before she deleted it once people found out it was her. She had a watchlist that said "movies for Barbie" and they were:
      >The Young Girls of Rochefort
      >Splash
      >Puberty Blues
      >The Truman Show
      >The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

      Makes me think otherwise

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does she use her aussie accent in any movies?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ERA OF BIMBO IS NOW

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is going to shock you all

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i heard theres a troony barby so i dont care about this movie anymore

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol what by that pretentious israelite hipster gives her a good track record? Either bait or you’re a genuine homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t hurt me, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this going to be kino for someone that loves bimbofication?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie was never about bimbos, you're thinking about Bratz Dolls

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