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Why won’t anyone see our movie??!
>nobody knows who the Eternals are
>looks generic and uninspired in previews
>cast is a bunch of “who?”
>focused on progressive themes of gayness
Yeah no wonder it stunk
>nobody knows who the Eternals are
That was the main problem with Phase 16 or whatever. Disney ran out of recognizable characters to the average normie and zoomer.
Guaranteed to make more billions they will try to reboot Phase 1 and 2 somewhere down the line
Progressive movies banked on female viewership.
Women are ruled by vegana tingles, they just see shit like captain marvel as competition.
Once chad white genius billionaire, chad white super soldier and chad white literal god were no longer giving one liners to wet their pussies the only people left in the theatre were beta males thinking they were pandering to women by seeing the films and somehow that would get them pussy.
There is a reason star wars threw away rey and decided to go with outlaw men, darth vader and obi wan: those are male characters dork women can finger themselves too after watching them.
>>cast is a bunch of “who?”
Robb from GoT was in it
Jon Snow from GoT was also in it.
see
Wasn't talking to (You). I don't care about your pity fight because I agree that they're nobodies.
lmao how is this an argument, you know how many bombs Arya and Sansa Stark starred in (new mutants, that xmen movie...)?
No.
There's a script, but it's in the backburner now due to cost-cutting measures.
Apparently they're prepping a Disney+ prequel animated series.
>how can we market our multi-million dollar franchise to reach the widest demographic
>I know, let's add a gay storyline even though they are a minority and repules the majority of the worlds population
When Shatner kissed Nichelle Nichols on set, no one cried and no one went on a PR tour bragging about how progressive they were. You know why? Because people weren't fricking homosexualS back then.
Must agree.
wtf? why would they CRY about something like this?
Because gays are fricking repressed or some shit, I dunno. Yes they aren't treated like freaks anymore, can get married and adopt kids, why do you ask? Are you homophobic?
I would cry like a baby if my contract forced me to kiss another guy.
whats his superpower Cinemaphile?
Why did they go with that gormless mouth breathing expression if he's supposed to be so smart?
hes so smart he can psyop you into thinking hes not
we do a little joking
That Indian dude put in work to get buff for this movie and this dude just showed up with a gut lol.
At least put some effort in to look presentable.
>put in work
He took the boggpill and steroids.
You still have to work hard when you're on steroids it just makes it a lot easier with better results.
>You still have to work hard when you're on steroids
yeah, if you want results beyond what the steroids give you for no work...
>fattest hero in marvel history
>named Fatso
Literally what did Stan Lee Kirby mean by this???
I don't want a full sequel I just want to know how the average citizen reacted to a fricking hand coming out of the ocean
I HOPE THEY MAKE A SEQUEL WITH A 2 BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
>is that.. is that crusty anal sex?
>*sheds a tear of joy*