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IMAGINE THERE'S NO PENIS
>directed by Josh Greenbaum
Will was always secretly cringe, he's actually just a depressed, weird guy
>depressed, weird guy
All comedians ever
There's a reason why Robin Williams and Chris Farley offed himself
only good thing he ever did was everything must go
>im 60 years old and im actually a woman
What kind of moron is even worried about gender at 60 years old
Their dick isn’t working anymore so they want to get their bussy plowed
if your dick doesn't work you'll get no pleasure from anal sex either
Nobody tell him.
There are only two kinds of men at age 60, those with an enlarged prostate and those who WILL have an enlarged prostate. I think we may have to get used to this nonsense.
porn addicts
Degens.
I don't feel anger at these people. Just pity. I wish there was some way I could help them.
fetish like this develops very early on either from molestation or sometimes some very deep childhood insecurity, this shit happens so early on you don't notice until it's too late
Wealthy decadent neo-marxists.
Stop stealing my opinions and trying to pass them off as your own.
I thought the point was that these people are born this way. How does someone live to 60 and just then realize they are a woman?
>WE'RE GOING STREAKING
This gay hasn't done a good movie for decades.
>brave stunning boomer troons out
Peak clown world.
If one of my friends trooned out I would break off all contact and never speak to them again.
This actually happened to me. Can confirm, I don't speak to him anymore.
if one of my friends trooned out i'd frick her (formerly him) in the ass
Agreed
>them
I would pray and ask them to come back to God and repent for what they are doing.
I would slap the shit out of them and try to talk them out of it using the most basic, irrefutable logic I could but if they still stuck with it I’d be forced to just stop talking to them.
If they are your friend you should see it coming once they start growing out their hair all fricked up.
My best friend has long hair. He also has a full beard and a wife though so I don’t think he’s particularly at risk. I’ll ask him how he feels about Harry Potter just to make sure.
As if you have any friends.
I did say "if".
I would save my friend, and his family, by taking him on a rock climbing trip where he would have an unfortunate and fatal accident that would allow him to go to God as his family and friends actually knew him.
>Harper Steele
Any relation to Lexington Steele? Asking f-for a friend...
Get a life, chud.
>We're totally just best friends bro and not in some twisted gay troony love coupling
If just one troony ropes itself, I have already achieved more than you ever will.
Home Alone 2 was good but imagine liking it so much you want to become the bird lady.
Is that steve-o on the right?
Sad.
This looks like a bit from a cross dressing comedy sketch.
>YO LITTLE DONNIE
In a normal home I think the people around you should really snap some sense into you before you go through with this. Just say you're gay if you want to get fricked.
>look bro, I know you're having mental problems. So I'm gonna go with you to make sure you don't 41% yourself
They can finally have straight sex together.
"I'm gay"
>Yeah I kinda figured
"I'm trans"
>OK. I mean I don't know much about that world but we're long time friends and if it makes you happy it's your body.
How do you make 2 hour movie about that?
>driving car through a god damn RED STATE
>a damn MAGA TRUMPY throws a GLASS BOTTLE FULL OF ACID at the Saintly troony and says "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!"
>Will and Harper KICK SOME CHUD ASS
>repeat
>directed by Josh Greenbaum
Why do Americans always go on a highway when soul searching?
To reflect on all the murdered middle-easterners while we burn gas.
No walkable cities
Nothing more self affirming than chopping your dick off and hitting the road so you can can eat truck station slop.
You have a lot of time to think with few distractions while going for a long drive.
They imitate what they see on TV.
It used to be fun. You'd only encounter other whites at service stations and have stretches of hundreds of miles with nothing to contend with apart from roaring engine and blasting stereo while you torqued on some cigarettes and savored the solitude of your thoughts. I drove solo from LA to Minneapolis via Portland in 2005 and it was one of the most emotionally decluttering streams of thought I ever had. I'd never dare anything like that now with our highways covered in thousands of drunk fricking hispanics on any given night.
Sure, if you were born after 1979 and are a fricking moron.
>when the actor has to re-enact the same event twice
movies with this same premise?
>By the way Will, thanks for letting me babysit your kids for the past decade
So nobody is going to believe me but I have to type this out. During the pandemic when sports went away me and a community of jam band fans started watching the Big Texas steak challenge livestream frequently. There were over 100 499 response threads on the subject. One day we saw an announcement that Will Ferrall was going to be on the stream and all started watching it. We were about 50 of the 89 viewers of this.
Will Ferrall comes to the steak challenge table in a Sherlock Holmes outfit and he is with the trans person from this movie. They begin the steak challenge and someone in the room yells some kind of remark to the trans person (this is in Texas). The trans person then goes off about how they don’t think children should be on hormones and that parents use their kids as tools for attention and that trans women shouldn’t be in womens sports leagues. Will Ferrall stops eating entirely and stops making facial expressions and sort of just stares through them in terror as they speak. Moments later a manager walks up and informed the trans person that they are on a live broadcast. Will Ferrall says something along the lines of, “We should just go now.” And the broadcast ends and the video was immediately deleted from the YT channel.
is this a deleted scene from the movie?
I’m guessing yes. There is no way that is going to be included.
Maybe it'll be in the Directors cut. And by cut I mean post op.
You mean this?
https://www.chron.com/culture/article/will-ferrell-texas-road-trip-17836030.php
>SNL senior writer
shock
Andrew fricking Steele, jesus christ I remember that tool
>https://www.chron.com/culture/article/will-ferrell-texas-road-trip-17836030.php
Yes, that article does not mention the rant the transperson went on though. Once they realized they were on audio and video they stated that they weren't comfortable with what they said at which point Will prompted them to leave. The real reason they left is because they needed to get he footage deleted.
>they
I generally respect people's pronouns, but I did witness this transperson being transphobic then go into panic mode and it was very entertaining to me.
greenbaum
>in 50 years
>trans people
lol, they're not gonna live that long
you guys are uncouth meanies, for shame
omg sis you look so cute