Napoleon very clearly objectively did not conquer everything. The word Waterloo in fact has become a synonym for defeat and failure because of how Napoleon did not conquer everything.
>Napoleon was not present at the execution of Mary Antoinette >Mary Antoinette did not have long hair at her execution >Why would a French lady at a fancy society dinner not know the French uniform? >Why would Napoleon at that point just introduce himself by his first name when he wasn't yet famous? He should introduce himself as Bonaparte and his military rank >Napoleon did not lead the siege of Toulon >The battle of the pyramids was not literally by the pyramids and no pyramids were shot at >Napoleon never charged into a battle on horseback >Napoleon doesn't have a French accent and never says things like "Oui oui" or "Le" >The thing with the soldiers on the ice is portrayed as a genius plan rather than luck
It will be ok.
These big names of history need fleshed out tv shows/ mini series to really capture them >alexander >caesar >napolean
Etc. Great men through history that basically never stopped winning once they became old enough to actually do things (15ish). You can't cram the entire life of men like that into 3 hours.
Ideally itd be 3 seasons of kino. But its better than nothing
If one comlany dumped heaps of money into a series about historical epics theyd make bank. Real life has much more kino moments than what these homosexual cucks come up with. Imagine a 10 part series about cortez and a few dozen Conquistadors slaughtering thousands of Aztecs. The fall of the Aztec king as these new people come in, the alliance with the other tribes, dismantling ships and carrying them to a lake, greedy Spanish loading up on gold and getting killed because they are too heavy.
Fall of the Aztecs is almost unbelievable kino material. Insanely fascinating. Recommended textkino: "Aztec" by Gary Jennings, go get a copy, anons, and treat yourselves.
>These big names of history need fleshed out tv shows/ mini series to really capture them >alexander
100% - The events following shortly after his death would also be peak kino.
Fall of the Aztecs is almost unbelievable kino material. Insanely fascinating. Recommended textkino: "Aztec" by Gary Jennings, go get a copy, anons, and treat yourselves.
Thanks for the recommendation
'attention span' comes to mind
Nah, the plebs could handle it, just need to get the right amount of sex, drama, action
>These big names of history need fleshed out tv shows/ mini series to really capture them >alexander
100% - The events following shortly after his death would also be peak kino.
Exactly, 3 seasons about Alexander
1 - his childhood and Phillip
2- rise to power and first conquests
3- just keep conquering and then death
Then based on audience reviews on popular side characters you could have a spin off season with the wars etc.
Need more colonial kino aswell. Massive ships of the line landing in new lands and setting up settlements.
>In English instead of French/German/Russian >A lot of historical relevant figures of the time removed form the story (Murat, Lannes, Metternich, Fuche, Cambaceres, Duroc, Desaix, Joseph Bonaparte) >CGI >They’re gonna skip A LOT of stuff so the plot will be nonsensical >No classical music
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit je pleure des larmes qui coulent le long de mes joues
Je ne pense à toi que quand le jour sombre, que s'abattent sur moi
Mes tristes démons, dans l'abîme sans fond
Aime-moi jusqu'à ce que les roses fanent
Que nos âmes sombrent dans les limbes profondes
Et la nuit, quand tout est sombre, je te regarde danser
Je résonne en baisers, le long de ta poitrine
Perdue dans l'avalanche de mon cœur égaré
Qui es-tu, où es-tu
Par les pleurs, par les rires de ton ombre effarée
Je résonne en baisers
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit quand tout est sombre je te regarde danser
Just like the last movie where they turned the classic Duel into more generic girlboss believe all women tripe for braindead women who don't even grasp cinema on any level outside of netflix.
It fricking better be im resting my hopes and dreams on this fricking movie
We'll know when some youtuber tells us
>Asuka? Please help me. Help me... call me an idiot like you always do. Hey!
midge
Literally Hitler
History Capeshit Movie
I like Ridley's history movies so I will give it a shot
Napoleon very clearly objectively did not conquer everything. The word Waterloo in fact has become a synonym for defeat and failure because of how Napoleon did not conquer everything.
this is very true, might I add that he didn't conquer Mars or the Sun.
Everything in the trailer was historically inaccurate
like wut
He didn't fire a canon into the pyramids of Giza
I doubt you were there to confirm if he fired or not
I was there, he did not
>Napoleon was not present at the execution of Mary Antoinette
>Mary Antoinette did not have long hair at her execution
>Why would a French lady at a fancy society dinner not know the French uniform?
>Why would Napoleon at that point just introduce himself by his first name when he wasn't yet famous? He should introduce himself as Bonaparte and his military rank
>Napoleon did not lead the siege of Toulon
>The battle of the pyramids was not literally by the pyramids and no pyramids were shot at
>Napoleon never charged into a battle on horseback
>Napoleon doesn't have a French accent and never says things like "Oui oui" or "Le"
>The thing with the soldiers on the ice is portrayed as a genius plan rather than luck
have you ever seen a vegana irl?
have you ever read a book? what is the point of a history film that gets everything wrong?
You're one of those israelites who thinks history doesn't exist?
Oh man the movie really is this bad? That's very disappointing
veganas literally don't matter at all and neither does your
Also it was "Napoleone Buonaparte" until 1796
>Le
You played on Cinemaphile too much buddy, go outside, touch grass, talk with people
This. The movie is going to be trash from a historical perspective unfortunately, and will probably spend half the runtime obsessing over Josephine
It will be ok.
These big names of history need fleshed out tv shows/ mini series to really capture them
>alexander
>caesar
>napolean
Etc. Great men through history that basically never stopped winning once they became old enough to actually do things (15ish). You can't cram the entire life of men like that into 3 hours.
Ideally itd be 3 seasons of kino. But its better than nothing
If one comlany dumped heaps of money into a series about historical epics theyd make bank. Real life has much more kino moments than what these homosexual cucks come up with. Imagine a 10 part series about cortez and a few dozen Conquistadors slaughtering thousands of Aztecs. The fall of the Aztec king as these new people come in, the alliance with the other tribes, dismantling ships and carrying them to a lake, greedy Spanish loading up on gold and getting killed because they are too heavy.
Fall of the Aztecs is almost unbelievable kino material. Insanely fascinating. Recommended textkino: "Aztec" by Gary Jennings, go get a copy, anons, and treat yourselves.
'attention span' comes to mind
>These big names of history need fleshed out tv shows/ mini series to really capture them
>alexander
100% - The events following shortly after his death would also be peak kino.
>modern Ridley Scott
I don't even assume his movies might be good anymore. The guy's lost it.
Will we ever get a kino historical documentary about Napoleon on the level of these?
Epic history tv in YouTube has napolean kino
Thanks for the recommendation
Nah, the plebs could handle it, just need to get the right amount of sex, drama, action
Exactly, 3 seasons about Alexander
1 - his childhood and Phillip
2- rise to power and first conquests
3- just keep conquering and then death
Then based on audience reviews on popular side characters you could have a spin off season with the wars etc.
Need more colonial kino aswell. Massive ships of the line landing in new lands and setting up settlements.
>59 BCE
Go frick yourself, since, obviously, no one else will.
What?
Looks like shit to me
Probably not since Ridley Scott has dementia
>In English instead of French/German/Russian
>A lot of historical relevant figures of the time removed form the story (Murat, Lannes, Metternich, Fuche, Cambaceres, Duroc, Desaix, Joseph Bonaparte)
>CGI
>They’re gonna skip A LOT of stuff so the plot will be nonsensical
>No classical music
>I am Napoleon. I am Emperor.
He was the last legendary leader.
Not unless it has a Black woman with cornrows being a yasss qween.
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit je pleure des larmes qui coulent le long de mes joues
Je ne pense à toi que quand le jour sombre, que s'abattent sur moi
Mes tristes démons, dans l'abîme sans fond
Aime-moi jusqu'à ce que les roses fanent
Que nos âmes sombrent dans les limbes profondes
Et la nuit, quand tout est sombre, je te regarde danser
Je résonne en baisers, le long de ta poitrine
Perdue dans l'avalanche de mon cœur égaré
Qui es-tu, où es-tu
Par les pleurs, par les rires de ton ombre effarée
Je résonne en baisers
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit quand tout est sombre je te regarde danser
doubt it
sounds like another movie like joker but with napoleon instead
this actor takes himself too seriously and it's getting annoying
>cliched Strong Independent Women in the trailer
No.
Just like the last movie where they turned the classic Duel into more generic girlboss believe all women tripe for braindead women who don't even grasp cinema on any level outside of netflix.