>We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all war movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it......Fight a battle, back to his tent, full penetration. Battle, penetration, battle, full penetration, battle, penetration, and this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
We already had one gay Alexander the Great movie, Oliver Stone made it. Remember? Colin Farrel, Anthony Hopkins? Remember? It even had an intermission in it like old timey movies? Remember? No?
After the death of his daughter Zack Snyder went to Paris to meet Alejandro Jodorwsky for a tarot reading, as advised by Kanye West.
Jodorowsky of course is famous for such films as El Topo, The Holy Mountain and Santa Sangre, and comics like The Incal, The Metabarons, Son of the Gun, Anibal 5 etc. so the two men had a lot in common, being connoisseurs of theatre and comics and creators of film.
While no record of their meeting exists, a later interview with Jodorowsky confirmed that Snyder was concerned with the lack of commercial potential in the final film of his Justice League trilogy. Quote: >Following the defeat of the villain, Darkseid, Superman rules the Earth. He is king, and he has Prima Nocta, when the man is married, the Superman he come and he rape the bride, he rape her!
Jodo thrusts his hips wildly, you all know how he is. >And the men, they are not happy, so the Lex Luthor, he make a knife with the kyrptonite, he wants to castrate the Superman, no? But he is unable to get close. So what can he do?
Jodo winks at the camera. >Lex Luthor, he castrate himself, and puts on the dress, and goes to the Superman's palace as a woman, he is a woman, and gives himself, he dances like a woman, like a snake, yes? And they make love, slowly, very, very slowly, very long, very gentle at first, then harder, harder, and when The Superman, he comes inside him, and sees that he is not a woman, then Luthor tries to castrate him.
Jodo jumps up. >But he cannot! He is in love! He wants to be the woman! So he gives the knife away! And the Superman, he circumcises himself and feeds his foreskin to Luthor, and they are man and wife! And the circumcised Superman, he go to the pulpit, and he reads the torah, and men, many men and women, supermen, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, all of them, they are naked, they are writhing, it is a super-orgy! And they have the sex all around him, and his penis drips blood on the floor, in the shape of the S
Jodo slumps. >Incredible!
I don't mind the gay shit, homoerotic Alexander 300 sounds kino, homoerotic Spartacus was great. I do have a strong problem with fornite and Rick and Morty
No and he's a grown man making toddler movies so no, its not going to be great, nor a good film, and he should be fricking embarrassed as a grown man to still be making films that are grown baby fantasies about looking SUPER COOL AND STRONG!
300 was already an incredibly homoerotic, super violent, super sexual movie. dunno why this article says this about his potential new movie like its shocking
Yes. Highly aestheticized sword and sandals movies are kino in its chemically pure form.
I hope someone does Xenophon's Anabasis and Herodotus' History next.
no, dumbass.
is this the only way you can get a movie made nowadays is to pitch it in such a way?
snyder hasn't let us down yet
His Netflix zombie movie was shit
they had to digitally edit out chris delia
Did they also digital edit a good movie out of it too?
The prequel was better
For Slopflix standards, it was OK.
I liked staring at the daughter. Frick, her eyes are huge.
Why would he write this scene then have his daughter play it?
She isn't Zack Snyder's daughter, shes the daughter of the main character in the film.
Zack Snyder's irl daughter killed herself.
Snyder has never made a good film.
alexander is too kino to be disgraced by such slop of a film
WHY IS HE MAKING homosexual movies he needs to be making more serious and legendary ovies WITH REAL HEROES not homos
>We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all war movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it......Fight a battle, back to his tent, full penetration. Battle, penetration, battle, full penetration, battle, penetration, and this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
Armond can't wait
>Gay director makes gay movie
It's Schumacker's Batman all over again
We already had one gay Alexander the Great movie, Oliver Stone made it. Remember? Colin Farrel, Anthony Hopkins? Remember? It even had an intermission in it like old timey movies? Remember? No?
Just because it has Colin Farrell in it doesn’t mean it’s a gay movie.
So you didn't even watch it? He has a gay relationship with a dancing boy
That was pretty ambiguous.
That one fricking blew. No evidence that Alexander was a mopey EIPS b***h.
It barely touched the gay stuff that was in the book that Stone used as basis for the movie
still made alexander into a flaming homosexual
He was fruity, which doesn’t mean much, but his actual gayness was kept very vague
Will it be ready in time for Trumps inauguration?
It'll be trash if it comes out then.
After the death of his daughter Zack Snyder went to Paris to meet Alejandro Jodorwsky for a tarot reading, as advised by Kanye West.
Jodorowsky of course is famous for such films as El Topo, The Holy Mountain and Santa Sangre, and comics like The Incal, The Metabarons, Son of the Gun, Anibal 5 etc. so the two men had a lot in common, being connoisseurs of theatre and comics and creators of film.
While no record of their meeting exists, a later interview with Jodorowsky confirmed that Snyder was concerned with the lack of commercial potential in the final film of his Justice League trilogy. Quote:
>Following the defeat of the villain, Darkseid, Superman rules the Earth. He is king, and he has Prima Nocta, when the man is married, the Superman he come and he rape the bride, he rape her!
Jodo thrusts his hips wildly, you all know how he is.
>And the men, they are not happy, so the Lex Luthor, he make a knife with the kyrptonite, he wants to castrate the Superman, no? But he is unable to get close. So what can he do?
Jodo winks at the camera.
>Lex Luthor, he castrate himself, and puts on the dress, and goes to the Superman's palace as a woman, he is a woman, and gives himself, he dances like a woman, like a snake, yes? And they make love, slowly, very, very slowly, very long, very gentle at first, then harder, harder, and when The Superman, he comes inside him, and sees that he is not a woman, then Luthor tries to castrate him.
Jodo jumps up.
>But he cannot! He is in love! He wants to be the woman! So he gives the knife away! And the Superman, he circumcises himself and feeds his foreskin to Luthor, and they are man and wife! And the circumcised Superman, he go to the pulpit, and he reads the torah, and men, many men and women, supermen, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, all of them, they are naked, they are writhing, it is a super-orgy! And they have the sex all around him, and his penis drips blood on the floor, in the shape of the S
Jodo slumps.
>Incredible!
historical capeshit brokeback mountain. very 2020s
Yes it will be kino
Snydergays have been real silent since their hero declared his love for homoerotic action and fortnite
Homophobia is such a scourge.
Is it really though? How does it affect you personally?
tell me about it
we're the only ones not allowed to have good fun
>Snyder
>Fortnite
>Rick and Morty
The iconic trio
I don't mind the gay shit, homoerotic Alexander 300 sounds kino, homoerotic Spartacus was great. I do have a strong problem with fornite and Rick and Morty
No and he's a grown man making toddler movies so no, its not going to be great, nor a good film, and he should be fricking embarrassed as a grown man to still be making films that are grown baby fantasies about looking SUPER COOL AND STRONG!
>Snyder will make the homoerotic Alexander movie we never got from Oliver Stone
Based
filth
nothing but filth
How soon till Snyder retcons BvS to be a homosexual tragedy?
300 was already an incredibly homoerotic, super violent, super sexual movie. dunno why this article says this about his potential new movie like its shocking
>Snyder making a literal homosexual buttfrick movie
I guess it was always gonna come to this eventually, he's so obsessed with men being fricked in the ass
He made 300 and Hanukkah, O Hanukkah, that has been about it.
But an extremely homosexual Alexander the Great movie already exists?
Yes. Highly aestheticized sword and sandals movies are kino in its chemically pure form.
I hope someone does Xenophon's Anabasis and Herodotus' History next.
>a 300 sequel but is now an "incredibly homoerotic, super violent, super sexual" Alexander the Great movie
So, a 300 sequel
hasn't it always been?
Yes, but Chuds feed in outrage. Cinemaphile loves homoerotic kino; 300, top gun, rocky III.
Another Hollywood ultra flop incoming.