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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reddit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kate Bush
    seriously? fricking dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, not watching.

      Should have dropped it from the word "capeshit", you fricking drone.

      How the frick does an actor channel Aphex Twin for their performance?
      Unless they are just referring to the music videos?

      Probably the Chris Cunningham videos.

      >Aphex Twin
      fricking plebs

      Aphex is kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably the Chris Cunningham videos
        Yeah that's probably it unless Kratos with AIDS is obsessed with synths. it's such a cringe name drop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes from stranger things

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake article, gay op.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does an actor channel Aphex Twin for their performance?
    Unless they are just referring to the music videos?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with a character named "Gorr the God Butcher"?
    lol, lmao even, kek good chap, rofl good sir.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aphex Twin
    fricking plebs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the greatest pioneers of electronic music
      >pleb
      i curse you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHAHAHAHAHA pfff *breathes in* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >responding to bait with bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bait isn't meant to be so obvious anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick you, no one likes you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *put on Aphex Twin at a party*
      STOP YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I don't give a single frick if Christian Bale is in it. Nobody is going to go to the theater to see Thor: Love and Thunder and be genuinely excited for it. I don't even hate the MCU but the idea of an entire movie about Thor is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Never going to see this or the other Thor movies.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for super serious and grim villain Bale to get killed after 10 minutes of screentime and a quip.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nosfertau

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf did he get from aphex twin? an evil smile he doesnt even do?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this homosexual so much, how can one man be so boring.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop trying to make Kate Bush a thing.

    Her song sucks and Stranger Things has turned to shit this season. The big baddie of the series is scared of ooga booga Kate Bush? Get fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger Things has been shit since season 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        muh mall doe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Please stop trying to make Kate Bush a thing
      She has literally been famous since the fricking 1970s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter that her music got appropriated by zoomies, it's still good. Cloudbusting is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic.
        Its one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic.
        Its one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

        Kate Bush is weird, her music is weird. Her choreography is wierd.
        I remember her from the 80's when MTV was new, and frankly her music was meh back then too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The big baddie of the series is scared of ooga booga Kate Bush?
      lol you moron

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kate Bush
    >we want the flavor of the month audience
    Christian you FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did Kate Bush become so huge now?
      I discovered her a couple years ago when I heard Running Up That Hill on a local station and looked it up.
      I also ran ibto her Cloudbursting video when looming up Reich and Orgone energy again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the biggest artist of the 80s
        >yeah bro i found her album in the indie section at my local record store

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't channel Pinhead
    Fricking stupid BRIT moron

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Kratos post-monkeypox

    I knew he was a nonce

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he channel Huey Lewis and the News?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because his character USED to be a renegade. He doesn't fool around anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why he cut his hair?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >taika cohen
    >Will it be kino?
    Almost certainly not

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOESNT HE CHANNEL A DERMATOLOGIST TO REMOVE HIS GROWING EYE MOLE?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 some 14 year old tastelet claiming Placebo did it better

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes going to be beat up by natalie portman. No it wont be kino

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it looks ridiculous

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For a second I thought Christian Bale was going to star in an adaptation of a John Norman book.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now that i would fricking watch jesus that sounds good

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actor seeking more popularity claims to have channeled: Kpop, Elden Ring, Pokemon, Kanye west, & more of your favorites!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A few of the shills and junket prostitutes they invited to the premiere said stuff like "humor doesn't always land" "not as good as Ragnarok" "7.5/10" and those are the diehard fans, if you're already ambivalent you'll probably hate it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All dubs must die
    What did Bale mean by this?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    of course he did, the pretentious frick

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/22/christian-bale-aphex-twin-set-nightmare/

    >Staff members on set have reported Bale's strange behaviour during production. An anonymous source explained:

    >"He was an absolute menace. Do you remember DJ Pierre's 'Box Energy' track from 1988? Aphex Twin remixed it in 2001 apparently. It's a really annoying piece of music. Christian Bale insisted on blasting this track at absolute full volume over the stage speakers every chance he could. No one could concentrate at all while this was going on. Someone would go to turn it off and Bale would just stand there in front of the console, wagging his finger back and forth with a menacing look on his face, blocking whoever it was from being able to do anything. I tried it once and he slapped my hand away and told me that if I did it again he would make sure I never worked in the industry again. He turned me around violently then kicked my backside with such force that I still have a bruise there. "

    what the frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And this is the song

      Imagine Bale waggling his finger menacingly at you while this is blaring.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nosfertau
    could you at least try next time?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds almost as funny as
    >To prepare for the role, Groff watched YouTube clips featuring Weaving's performance, rewatched the original trilogy and read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, works of Philip K. Dick and Christopher Isherwood's The Berlin Stories
    which resulted in little more than obvious homosexual screeching MISTUURR ANNDDEeeeeeeeeerrSOOOOOHHHHHNNNN!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian Bale channeled reddit for Gorr the God Butcher

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nosferath
    >Kate Bush
    >Aphex Twin
    Who the frick is this Gorr frick? From Bale's ""inspirations"" it sounds like he's gonna play a flamboyant weirdo vampire

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All he needs to do is Patrick Bateman

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Channeling Richard D. James
    By doing what, eating a pound of meth every day and living on a fricking submarine?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should have channeled passion of the chtist; he has "deciever" written all over him

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    christian bale literally stepping out of my TV and murdering me with my cherished tmnt-themed cereal bowl and the gray matter legally referred to as Magic Spoon in it would be kino
    cause anything he does is kino

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