It's the Star Wars curse. Rian Johnson, D&D, Patty Jenkins, and now Taika Waititi. They always announce these movies way too early and then the director suffers some kind of industry embarrassment that sends the whole thing off the rails.
Reminder that Rian Johnson's trilogy has been confirmed
Reminder that Patti Jenkins Rogue Squadron has been confirmed
Reminder that the Game of Thrones guys have already been paid $500 million to bring their vision to Star Wars
Before and after Special Editions, and even through pre-Phantom Menace you would get the fricking SHIT kicked out of you for being a public nerd and liking star wars.
If you liked getting beat the shit out of you then yeah I guess it was comfy. At least you could play the West End Games RPG with Legends Lore and read some Kevin Anderson book.
You LARPing fricking lying homosexuals. You kids have no clue how good you have it and then you try and come in my era and tell me how great it was? Eat shit.
>be Lucasfilm Disney >get Patty Jenkins to make a new Star Wars movie because of her newfound popularity >Wonder Woman 2 comes out and it's a flop >cancel Patty Jenkins movie >get Taika Waititi to make a new Star Wars movie because of his newfound popularity >Thor 4 comes out and it's a flop >...
>That he never read it and was more than happy to shit all over it and piss people off. Then he also joked about how bad the CGI was in his own movie
HOLY BASED! marvel sucks and he knows and frick CGI.
Theory time: She actually gave Lucas some great ideas during writer's block, among other things.
It's the only explanation that ignores her just being a c**t.
CONFIRMED RUMORS HAVE REVEALED THAT THIS TIME IT'S CONFIRMED: CATHLEEN KENNEDY IS OUT. SHE WILL BE FIRED AND REMOVED FROM STAR WARS THANKS TO THE INTERVENTION OF GEORGE LUCAS HIMSELF, WITHIN THE END OF THIS MONTH.
NOW BEFORE SOME OF YOU moron SHITHEADS COMPLAIN, REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A RUMOR TO BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. DON'T COME TO ME WHINING AND CRYING JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "RUMOR" MEANS OR WHAT "GRAIN OF SALT" MEANS.
THANKS FOR LISTENING AND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE b***h IS OUT FOR GOOD THIS TIME!
>looks like we got company, guys
Is this a competition to see who can make a worse Star Wars movie, Cohen or Rian Johnson?
No.
>the new movies are shit
>and that's a good thing
No, and that's a good thing.
stars wars finally dying
It's the Star Wars curse. Rian Johnson, D&D, Patty Jenkins, and now Taika Waititi. They always announce these movies way too early and then the director suffers some kind of industry embarrassment that sends the whole thing off the rails.
Can we please get a new captivating world and story? I'm sick of boomer Gen X shit like Sői wars and Marvel shit.
Try reading webcomics, uwu.
So you admit star wars and Marvel are captivating... curious
You should have paid to see Jupiter Ascending then
Reminder that Rian Johnson's trilogy has been confirmed
Reminder that Patti Jenkins Rogue Squadron has been confirmed
Reminder that the Game of Thrones guys have already been paid $500 million to bring their vision to Star Wars
Didnt they also confirm Rian Johnson was getting his trilogy despite everything? Yea, that got swept under the rug when no one was looking.
So easy to spot the LARPing zoomers.
Before and after Special Editions, and even through pre-Phantom Menace you would get the fricking SHIT kicked out of you for being a public nerd and liking star wars.
If you liked getting beat the shit out of you then yeah I guess it was comfy. At least you could play the West End Games RPG with Legends Lore and read some Kevin Anderson book.
You LARPing fricking lying homosexuals. You kids have no clue how good you have it and then you try and come in my era and tell me how great it was? Eat shit.
This kills the /misc/ chud
>Overdose
>ENDLESS TRASH!!
>2021 new trilogy
>2022 le sw story
?
more like this the /misc/ chud kills
>be Lucasfilm Disney
>get Patty Jenkins to make a new Star Wars movie because of her newfound popularity
>Wonder Woman 2 comes out and it's a flop
>cancel Patty Jenkins movie
>get Taika Waititi to make a new Star Wars movie because of his newfound popularity
>Thor 4 comes out and it's a flop
>...
After his statements on Thor I will never watch another movie by this insane hack
What did he say?
That he never read it and was more than happy to shit all over it and piss people off. Then he also joked about how bad the CGI was in his own movie
He made garbage like Jojo rabbit so I'm not surprised. He should have stuck to new Zealand shit
>That he never read it and was more than happy to shit all over it and piss people off. Then he also joked about how bad the CGI was in his own movie
HOLY BASED! marvel sucks and he knows and frick CGI.
>hehe it's like we're in a frickin star wars movie LOL *wink wink* for 2 hours
>chewbacca? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!
bros.....i cannot WAIT for the epic quips and 80s music montages
Tonka Waikiki
>Kathleen Kennedy
How is she still not fired?
Theory time: She actually gave Lucas some great ideas during writer's block, among other things.
It's the only explanation that ignores her just being a c**t.
Her job is to destroy Star Wars. Why would they fire her for doing her job?
>why is the person with 40 years of seniority not fired
Gee I wonder
CONFIRMED RUMORS HAVE REVEALED THAT THIS TIME IT'S CONFIRMED: CATHLEEN KENNEDY IS OUT. SHE WILL BE FIRED AND REMOVED FROM STAR WARS THANKS TO THE INTERVENTION OF GEORGE LUCAS HIMSELF, WITHIN THE END OF THIS MONTH.
NOW BEFORE SOME OF YOU moron SHITHEADS COMPLAIN, REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A RUMOR TO BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. DON'T COME TO ME WHINING AND CRYING JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "RUMOR" MEANS OR WHAT "GRAIN OF SALT" MEANS.
THANKS FOR LISTENING AND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE b***h IS OUT FOR GOOD THIS TIME!
must suck being a SJW and having this guy of all people living in your head rent free.
two more weeks and she's gone!
This time for real
god i hate that Waititi homosexual so frickin much.