Will it be monkino? Or apeshit?
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Will it be monkino? Or apeshit?
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probably the most mid franchise of all time
people talk about Avatar not having cultural impact
but these movies are way worse.
I wonder what feels like to buttfrick that furry flying whatever that is. How does it fly anyway without wings? It's tail?
That’s the point, one comes out every few years with a mostly self contained story, loosely connected to the previous you watch them a couple times and then they get popped into a “binge every couple years” part of the library, the important factor is they have rewatch, unlike Avatar which is a mission as it’s the equivalent of 4 movies when binged.
The Charlton Heston one is the only good one
Never even heard of 2-5. Yes, Charlton Heston one is the best one.
Helped along by a Rod Serling script.
>mid
>cultural impact
yea don't really care what zoom zooms think
I just want these prequels to get to the crazy sci fi shit already. Where's the time travel and b***hin space monkey armada at?
Anyone who lives by a major city can go see planet of the apes live action whenever they want.
the films are live action you moron
>mid
please have a nice day
>NOOOO DON'T YOU DARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT LE TALKING MONKEYS KINOO, have a nice day ITS AMAZING. FEAR THE MONKEYVERSE
frick off zoomer
>NOOOOOOO
>Apes together, strong
Wrong
Ah yes, please continue with your essay on how the winter soldier is the best movie of all time.
>cultural impact
How's the hormone replacement therapy going sister?
I'll cultural impact your mid mom
>main characters are literally ugly
I guess some furgays will like this but not me. Dogs and cats are sexy attractive but chimps and apes are not.
Why should I, a Human, care about monkeys who defeated and enslaved the Human race?
>Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
These titles
>Kingdom of
>Rise of
>Dawn of
>War for
>Battle For
>Conquest of
>Escape From
>Beneath of
How many Planet of the Apes heads could actually list these in the correct order?
beneath, escape, conquest, battle, rise, dawn, war, kingdom, easy
Didn't you enjoy Hour of the Night of the Living Dead?
Matt Reeves is not involved, so it could be good like the first one in the trilogy.
it will be bullshit disney slop. the franchise ended with the last one. Not even Andy Serkis seems to be involved in this one.
well of course he isn't caeser died this is set hundreds of years later
will Freya get APED?
what the frick is wrong with furgays?
The trilogy wienerblocked me by not showing how the apes made their freaky ape-supremacist religion. I want to see apes rounding up the last vestiges of civilized humans and sacrificing human babies to ape moloch. I want humans taking refuge as slaves to rich ape landowners, only for said landowners to cave under religious pressure and have all the humans drawn and quartered in town square. I want to see the apes burning and destroying all human technology save for rudimentary iron age equipment to farm and build shitty clay houses. I want a film that ends with Dr Zaius' great-great grandfather smiling as the ape catholic church has gotten literally everything it ever wanted without any comeuppance.
so weird this is even getting made. do people even remember they made like 5 of these junk movies in the 2010s?
exactly how bad is your memory?
all these ape movies trying to be dramas are funny af. Who the frick cared about Caesar
literally everyone
hopefully. apes movies are all kino including the mark walhberg one