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kill, frick, marry, rape
Kill the nigress. Frick tired eye heroin addict. Rape the gawky white girl in the ugly dress. Marry Moner so that you can seed her on a regular basis.
Ignore, marry and then frick, ignore, ignore.
>marry the ugliest (white) woman
An ugly wife is a treasure at home
Yeah? Tell that to Al Bundy
You wouldn't frick your daughter if she looked at you like this?
only if it was jenna. she's naughty and confirmed papi lover.
Some b***h came at me. I roasted him. But holy hell, defend me when I'm not ITT.
If you weren't a single child you would know of the natural aversion to incest. It is a grounded, instinctual thing though, someone so far removed from a healthy feeling of humanity could probably never understand.
Dude, I have 9 siblings (white). I know more about family relations than you do. Get the frick outta my face.
Stop lying and wasting trips, incest baby. Get grounded, stop doing drugs and embrace heterosexuality like a man.
rape, rape, rape, rape
marry, marry, marry, marry
Rape, frick, kill, marry
yep, it's a done deal
facefrick, tittyfrick, footfrick, hotdog
Kill, marry, frick, rape
This is the correct choice btw
no you'd rape johnson cause she's more uppity
>marrying the old hag
lmao
The only sane option is marrying Sidney and getting her pregnant asap so those breasts get even bigger.
you have to be 18+ to post here
You have to be straight to post here.
>liking women is gay
this isn't your homosexual discord
Kill, Marry, Rape, Frick
correct
Rape, rape, rape, rape
Kill, marry, frick, rape
kill, marry, rape, frick
kill, rape, rape, rape
Something in my pants will
why would it flop?
why is moner hanging around those substandard hags
this kino cast absolutely wasted on capeshit
>awful pancake breasts
Yikes
Wouldn’t mind flopping my penis and balls out and having a goon sesh on Sydney’s bababodonkos
frickyeah
me on the right
It's over.
Oof, that sturdy bra strap.
So STURDY.
fricking live action spiderman 2099 wtf
Why is she signing the costume of someone Sony hired to dress up as their litetally who villain?
I dont think that is Miles. That looks like the villian whose name I cant remember.
>hottest girl there is wearing the most modest dress
I dig it
Would, would, would, would
I think it'll do decent but be disappointing compared to Venom
i thought she had hairy pits for a second and my dick almost ignited. she definitely isn't the type for that
Wow I didn't know she had abs like that. She's been hitting the gym.
Shoulda been Black Cat.
it's out? i didn't see any advertising or marketing anywhere for the release date (however i know when my release date is now)
pretty sure it comes out this week. they've been advertising the frick out of it on tv for me
You know, Dakota isn't really that sexy, I would pick the latina one every day without a doubt but I cannot really pinpoint what it is, Dakota makes my dick so fricking hard that I want to cum inside of every hole she has until there is cum dripping out of her 24/7.
Can someone explain?
She has hot teacher energy
sweens has hot librarian energy so that's nice
>hey i checked out your show Euphoria and I gotta say, you were just amazing in that.
snoop watches for hunter
Lel
Who cares about this walled roastie with fetal alcohol syndrome face, she doesn't even have ass and is literally a fridge with breasts, frick off.
Go to bed Hunter
>being able to recognize things means you a troony
Yeah
If you notice the weird shit going in with her eyes, clearly you're mentally unwell. Only mentally fit people are able to not register her hyper-telorism or her telocanthism or whatever the food it is.
Look everybody's got problems physically alright? I've got a bunch of stretch marks and I store a lot of fat in my chest.
You don't see me telling anybody who notices it that they're stupid or mentally unstable
>schooling people on recognizing things when he can't recognize some epic banter
She has a great, tight body and loose bedroom eyes.
you've been programmed to think big breasts and ass are sexy.
>know that millions of young women are watching you to know how to act/think
>dress like straight up prostitutes
Repeal the 19th.
oh yay incels. abandon thread.
probably the same anon. so many angry frickers on here
Sydney pretty
feh. she looks like she has sharp knees.
>le scary internet man
women wear shit like this and then still think that they live in a patriarchy
2>3>4>>>>>1
>some anons think this is ugly
So she's done a heavy drama, romantic comedy, super hero movie, and next a horror. What does she do next? Who knows if Barbarella will actually get made but I bet she goes back to dramas and tries to get awards
>>some anons think this is ugly
I only see breasts I don't even look at her face. And she know this she only wears revealing chest clothes.
you only see booba pictures from premieres because she's often out without cleavage. she has a cute face too
Sydney’s breasts fluctuate like crazy. They’re big again after shrinking a bit during the Anyone but You filming
Let's see those breasts flop
there's just incredibly hot about dakota
i'd even do things over just for her
i honestly think it's her demeanor and personality that make her hotter. she fixed the gap in her teeth and it decreased slightly for me
Before Dakota fixed her gap I would always think she looked so much like Molly
They literally all look like trannies
Any more Dakota photos from the premiere?
that awkward exchange with the interviewer asking about the terrible dialogue gives me chills
boobs like a melted donut
she should dress more like a mommy with sweaters and blouses etc
Someone let her wear this in public?
I think she looks pretty.
It's funny. She's gorgeous except for her chest, which brings her down from a 9/10 to a 7.
Meanwhile Sydney looks like she has Down's syndrome but her breasts boost her all the way up to a high 8. Crazy
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>She's gorgeous except for her chest
It works for her.
that is a lovely bikini pic, but how old is it? maybe her boobs melted with time, as time makes fools of us all
post it.
she needs to hurry up and acknowledge this
that's literally rape
I don’t get the idea that Sydney looks like she has Down syndrome. She looks great in every photo in this even if you put your hand over the breasts
>She looks great in every photo in this even if you put your hand over the breasts
It works in person, too.
She has weird droppy eyes and a bovine look to her face. She should go to Korea and get that surgery those k-pop girls get to have bigger eyes.
Luckily for Sweeney, she also has a bovine chest so it evens out
I have the same eyes and people always think I’m stoned. At least with Sydney it’s only in some photos where they look that way. Most of the time her eyes look normal to me
It's the half-lidded eye droop, when she doesn't do it she looks much better.
men like boobs crazy isn't it
The great debate: Sexy or Sensual?
i really think Dakota is hot but she only has Sydney beat with her voice
Sex. With them both. At the same time. With hand holding.
why not both, baby making sex with both of them everyday.
Jesus frickkk
I like Sydney a lot, but I love Dakota--for me she just has the best face/personality/voice combination in the business. I'm glad the seemed friendly at the premiere and hope they work together again.
10 more pounds would do wonders for her, but she's still my favorite.
Dakota and Sydney are the opposite of Twitter feminists anyway, and lots of those Twitter feminists hate them both.
Moner
boobs
Damn. Wish I convinced the last Hispanic girl I dated to have a goth look like that. And uh also maybe be that skinny...
both bangable obvs, but Dakota wins 4me
>Nips aren't showing in either dress
That's dishonest whorism. Undeserved risque respect. Nothing was risked and so nothing shall be gained.
Both.
HUMINA HUMINA AWOOGA
what a lewd woman she is
ENHANCE
damn her pussy meat is hanging out for all to see
kill (obviously), frick, rape, marry
dogs literally get to lick them for free and don't go to jail, being human is a fricking scam
Moner is a Latina, I don't know that you - or she, perhaps - would have the temperament to marry her. Stereotypes get that way for a reason.
Yeah, you should never marry a petite latina
i can tame her
Having hot angry sex with Moner would be amazing, and spanking her would be sublime.
Even so, the perfect Moner would be a Monertoy.
imagine if men dressed for a public event so their balls were visible
More like SensuWALLED
Kill, Marry, Frick, Rape
I would like sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with all of them.
Will it flop? Who cares
Will I fap? You betcha
Jaffa, kre!
is left's head shooped? why so shrunken looks straight from the 5th element
perspective mother fricker, you didn't take art history anon?
>hi anon you look nice tonight, come sit over hear.
Damn. She lost a buncha weight since she filmed Ghostbusters.
The disparity between what women are "allowed" to wear in super hero movies because it might excite the toxic male gaze and what they voluntarily enjoy wearing to the premiers is a perfect example of how twitter feminism is bullshit.
The Moner/Sweeney Power Hour.
Jesus, RIP kikigay.
Those are gonna be taut pushed up so much. But still a little give.
movies like this are giving me a fetish for women with veganas
Whoa
same, women with veganas have gotta be some of my favorite women
that leotard is really digging into her vegana
You sick frick
Imagine Moner getting smothered by Sydney's breasts
I'd like to be in a place between Moner's ass and Sidney's breasts. Looks comfy, oxygen is optional.
probably
This doesn’t look like it has a crazy budget so it could be a surprise hit like Venom
Edit the black b***h out and repost please.
You heard what I said! Don't make me tell u again.
Tracking has started on the movie. It will make around $12 million opening weekend and be around $22 million for the 6 day Valentine's / Presidents day period. It is currently running behind One Love for the weekend estimates and should be 2nd place. It's tracking at around the same pace as No Hard Feelings, Gran Turismo and The Creator. So it should finish with about $40 to $50 million domestic and around $90 to $110 million global.
Budget is $80 million with a P&A around $30 million. So it needs just a smidge above $200 million to break even. The forecast at the moment is that it will lose around $30 million. The low budget (by capeshit standards) minimizes the loss. So it will flop, but it won't be a massive flop like some of the big ones we saw last year.
>t. Work at an entertainment industry data and analysis firm in Los Angeles. Not worried about coworkers finding out who I am because I'm surrounded by idiots who just use Reddit and Tiktok.
based insider. i had a friend that studied the same thing for awhile before landing a gig in production out there instead. I completely forget if it has much competition for Valentine's Day or not. Maybe it'll be a surprise
One Love is the other major release of the weekend and that one is over performing on advanced ticket sales and awareness. So that's bad news for Madame Web. It was probably a mistake to launch a non-date movie on Valentines. It worked for Deadpool, but women actually like Deadpool and nobody cares about Madame Web. Should have probably launched during Spring Break time instead.
yeah, I think a lot of women get jealous of Sydney Sweeney and don't want their boyfriends watching her on Valentine's Day either
Based
Dakota has been a forced meme as of late but as a prostitute appreciator, I'm all for it. That said she has done ALL the heavy lifting for this flick. Good & bad, but still press. The fact that anyone even knows about this movie is thanks to her. Again, she is a prostitute. But a good prostitute.
i don't know, i see the trailers like every 20 minutes on tv now. i guess her viral videos of her talking shit on the press tour have helped. not sure if that will translate to people seeing the movie or just liking her though
Okay, that's where the disconnect is happening. I don't watch commercials. I don't pay for streaming either. But I think you can do the math.
Hell, over xmas I had to watch cable with my family and died laughing at a Burger King commercial. My family was like, it's not that funny, they show it a million times.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER whopper
It's got four longtime Cinemaphile waifus in it including two of the current biggest, it was inevitable
I think it will do more internationally than that. It ticks all the box for the type of slop that does well in china and india especially. Spiderman has always been a big property with non-whites for some reason.
Theres no way this makes more than $100 million
no one is going to see it twice
It's protected to earn $52 million to $101 million, so it's extremely unlikely.
what's the deal with the proliferation of see through dresses showing underwear?
Idk, but I'm here for it. I like how Pugh made it cool to show your nips on the red carpet.
Dakota looks like she can literally see the wall approaching 10 feet away in front of her, fully illuminated by the dazzling brilliance of Sydney's breasts.
>WE ARE STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN AND DON'T NEED MEN AND WE ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS!
>also women
uh, anon? that's a male man.
>Hideo Kojima got off to this
A man of culture
I did too.
>octagonal breasts
Heh
have a nice day moronic simps.
You showed us, anon!!
It was an epic own. I bet he told Mom. So what's your flavor? I see DJ and Ortega. But what gets you into a movie theater?
For me, it's feminism.
4>3>2>1
Rare countdown
With 75-80M budget it would need around 200M gross worldwide to get even. I'll say that it fails to hit 140M mark.
With that budget it needs at least 500M to break even.
Closer to 240. General rule: half production budget for marketing (major tent poles go higher, this is not a tent pole), cinemas take half. So 240 million will get them their money back, 360 million would make good returns (as in, more than just sticking the money in a bank account to accrue interest), to be considered a solid success and great return you'd be looking at 400+ million. But breaking even is just 240 million.
Even small indy flicks the marketing budget is equal to the production budget. So we're talking 150M. Double that is 300M, cinemas take half so it needs at least 500-600M to start making a profit.
It looks really bad, so it will probably do good at the box office like most bad movies do.
I have a thing for dark hair and blue eyes.
Dark hair/blue eyes has been my favorite combo, as long as the woman doesn't go crazy tan like Megan Fox did. Dakota keeping it pale thank goodness.
Smell status?
i've been watching dakota movies since the joi. love her
Based and same. I didn't think the first 50 Shades movie was awful, and she's so damn hot in all the sex scenes. Suspiria (Amazon), Cha Cha Real Smooth (on Apple unfortunately), and Our Friend (Amazon) have been my favorite performances of hers.
what joi
is it just me or does she have Goosebumps on her breasts?
anyway, i'll probably watch this because of her but then again i still haven't put on Anyone But You yet
I can't tell. That face is too distracting.
It was pretty cold in Westwood tonight.
That is how skin works yes.
She has a spider ring, that's cute.
Emma is in this movie too?! How many Cinemaphile women are in this damn thing?
Can you please edit out the black lady?
I won't ask you again.
Here you go
Shit! I was just meme'ing. Idk how you zoomies are so good/quick at photoshop.
Next, can you make an AI image of Emma eating Hayden's pussy? Please?
>an AI image of Emma eating Hayden's pussy
well I'm a zoomer and I'd very much like that same thing were not so different u and i
w-where are emma's fingers if hayden's already making that face??
JAFFA
KRE
Are there spoilers for this shit yet?
Screening is already done, so any minute now.
Spoil what exactly hahahaha
>"Hey what happens at the end?"
Nobody asked of Spider's Web ever
the_webm.webm
https://twitter.com/carriesnotscary/status/1755394919168942262
Based or cringe?
>THANK GOD FOR NEPOTISM I cream every time Dakota Johnson opens her mouth
ftfy
Dakota's always based for not understanding stupid meme culture or caring about social media. She doesn't have time for that crap with 8 or 9 projects in the pipeline, a production company to run, fashion shows to attend, etc.
The interviewer is cringe for bringing up a meme that was obviously mocking the movie and her delivery which she is promoting. I don’t get his logic for trying to bring it up and thinking it would go over well. I think she had a hunch that that’s what it was about too
EAT
i love boobs, bros
i get the dress is helping, but i never understood people calling Sydney is a fridge. she clearly has hips and an ass. they're just not fricking huge
she has no hips see
and her ass is non existant
because if you don't have obese blimp proportions, mutts & troons call you 'fridge'
Imagine if they kissed each other and then they kissed me broz, imagine
Black girl mogs them
I keep forgetting there's a black girl in this movie.
god damn she looks good in this dress
yeah i fricked her in it
oof
boob mogged
MOGGED
Think they would do a Blue Is The Warmest Color type scene together?
harder it flops the sooner it's released in hd
I've never found dakota whatever her name is remotely attractive, nor do I know who she is or how she's supposed to be some sort of veteran actress if I've never seen her before.
i think she's a meme actress anons pretend to like. must be since sweeney and moner mog her hard.
even the black girl does
Sweeney>Dakots>power gap>latina child
Moner>Sweeney
>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>
She was famous for being in 50 shades. And having a sultry voice.
Never seen any of those, but I knew the chick in it was supposed to be very plain and average looking so all the women could self insert
isn't she a nepo baby?
I genuinely don't know who she is or why she's acting like a lifetime veteran actor who wants to break into directing
>acting like a lifetime veteran actress
What do you even mean by this? How does one act like a veteran actress?
It's just a veiled way of saying "This young woman is conceited."
Ok
Daughter of Melanie Griffith, granddaughter of Tippi Hedren. All three mediocre actresses.
imagine siring the next generation of nepobabies with her
There won't be a next generation of Hollywood. It's all gonna die. You will enjoy ze virtual reality
Frick off back to bed ellen
Degeneres? Paige? Who are you even talking about and how does it relate to dakota literally who can't remember her last name?
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After this all the sewage ellen built up being a c**t to others hit the fan. There i spoonfed You now go back to your gay animu homeboard
I’d flop on Syds breasts
nope but Ive got something else that is floppy if you get my drift hehe
moner rims me
dakota jerks me off
sydney to put her boobs in my face
it is Morbius-tier
I just want it to do better than the marvels, frick brie larson
You can just tell which 3 are trans and who is the real woman.
>morbius was better
>worst comic book movie ever made
it isn't looking good
If you think Morbius is "the worst comic book ever made" you're a braindead zoomer who has seen maybe five movies total
you're a brain dead boomer who needs to learn how to read
>#MadameWeb is a clunky, poorly-written, messy, and sloppy movie packed with some mediocre editing and performances.
>I watched #MadameWeb and it was bad. I tried to give it a chance but sadly the poor execution didn’t help it.
>#MadameWeb is an embarrassing mess. Talented stars wasted on probably the worst comic book movie I have ever seen. Filled with atrocious dialogue, awkward editing, & all around laughable structure. I sat there baffled scene by scene someone approved this.
>#MadameWeb is yet another disappointing entry in the Sony Universe. Dakota Johnson is a stand-out, but unfortunately that’s not the case for the rest of the cast.
Don't care, still torrenting it
>Dakota Johnson is a stand-out, but unfortunately that’s not the case for the rest of the cast.
my wife
Waiting for the coom cut
Cinemaphile will love it.
>critics hate it
Looks like kino is back on the menu boys!
I simply live with the pain.
My dick gets fricking HARD when I see sweenys breasts holy frick I need dem white breasts
>tanlines
lord
"I'm all yours, Papi."
>Crashing this premiere...
Kek it's getting a bit sad that she hasn't worked in almost 5 years but it's at all premieres
If they keep inviting her, she'll keep saying yes.
modern women are repulsive and unattractive
only fit for attention from Black folk and shitskins on social media
Nobody cares. Go fap to your cartoon porn
Couldn't agree more but it's only Western "women". Asian women mog them so hard. What's happened in the last 15 years is an astonishing turn around. From most desirable to least desirable for most men in the world.
how did she get so smooth
semen
TRIPLE MOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Endless capeshit.
>will it flop?
Yes, because they don't dress thay way in the movie
GET WOKE GO BROKE
i know so much sexier
>those costumes
I will now not watch your movie.
MONER. BONER.
true true true
Hopkins turned her into his little fountain.
"Ay, Paaapi!!!
One of these things is not like the others
So like what a Monertoy would be like.
>tattoo
It's over. The last bastion fell.
she's had it for 3 years
FERTILE
Eyes 10
Face 10
breasts 7
Tummy 10
Hips 9
Bum 10
Thighs 9
Sweeney and Dakota are for patrician men
moner is for dumb immature manchilds
>Sabrina is cancelled
>Moner is getting cast in Hollywood films
lel Moner won
Universal Basic Moner for white men when?
ASAP
Perfect shape
sexoooooo
Mercedtard is a troony janny and hates the truth about his shitty spicfu. She got mogged at the premiere and gets eternally mogged by Kiki
I will view this undoubtedly terrible film to look at Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Moner.
moronic choice
I disagree.
> Dakota: "Do you like my bambi's, anon? See my movie enough times...and I might even let you play with their nubile, flexible bodies. But you have to be a good boy and see my movie many times. Do it for Mommy."
Moner boner
They are all delightful. Dakota the Mommy, Sydney and Moner her cute pets, and the black one is OK.
Moner needs to be cloned and made available to all. Its vital that Monertoys become a reality.
how come no one is telling us we HAVE to watch the movie for female empowerment?
Early Reviews are coming out, its complete slop.
Of course it's trash. It has Merced in it. She is the sign for shit quality
Wrong, she's the sign for sex.
No one gives a shit.
They all owe me sex