There's too many cases of it to be accidental anymore, why is it always redheads? At some point casting directors must have decided to just keep doing it as a running gag
This marketing campaign makes the movie look way more exciting than it actually is. They're in these costumes for like five seconds. It's not even really a superhero film, I guess it's supposed to be some sort of pre-origin story for their team or whatever. No one even calls her Madame Web in the movie. I'm fricking bewildered that they managed to get Dakota, best Emma, Sweeney and Moner in the same film and then fumble the bag this fricking hard.
Emma Roberts plays Peter Parker's mom, she's pregnant in the movie. It's not Mcguire, Garfield, or Holland spidey. But it teases spiderverse for live action movies Sonyverse.
Was Worst Emma in any of the promotion for this movie? I only today found out she was in it. Did the marketers think she'd be bad for ticket sales or something?
I would love to see a magical assessment of exactly how much money that afro alone cost them in ticket sales. I guarantee it’s not an insubstantial amount.
I don’t think israelites and their leftist useful idiot cattle are capable of the awareness necessary to realize how much people really hate blacks and how much this phenomenon is currently growing due to their own policies and propaganda.
Eh, shouldn't the nog have white dreads to echo the Macfarlane ropey-web design?
She kinda looks like an idiot, even accounting for the superhero movie context
>“The best thing about the future is — it hasn’t happened yet,” someone intones near the end of Madame Web, and indeed, you look forward to a future in which this film’s end credits (which, spoiler alert, are sans stinger scenes previewing coming-soon plot points; even Sony was like, yeah, enough of this already) are in your rearview mirror and gone from your memory. Or an alternate world years from now in which this unintentional comedy of intellectual-property errors has been ret-conned into a sort of cult camp classic — a Showgirls of comic-book cinema. Until then, you’re left with a present in which you’re compelled to cringe for two hours, pretend none of this ever happened, and ruefully say the words you’d never imagine uttering: “Come back, Morbius, all is forgiven.”
they made it purposefully bad to make morbius look good. many such cases of studios doing this.
moner deserves better
heard there was a special a special reason why all this has happened that no one can understand
I don't think we've heard the last from anyone even REMOTELY involved in all of this
that's not just my instinct, but also what a lot of people might be saying
i shoot web for all of shes!!
Sex
I hate what they did to Mattie Franklin. Hasn't she suffered enough in the comics? Now she has to be a black girl in a shit movie too?
>another redhead gets blackwashed
Why am I not surprised
It would be very slightly less sigh inducing if they hadn't made the costume 1:1 as though they cared about accuracy to the source material.
This will never stop being hilarious
There's too many cases of it to be accidental anymore, why is it always redheads? At some point casting directors must have decided to just keep doing it as a running gag
Blaxploitation afro is pretty funny.
The first two from the left are fine. I'll just ignore the vine swinger.
ummmm i think you mean web swinger
i will shot web to black girl magic
I will.
Moner boner
She's in this movie?
Yes
jesus christ what is that wig? or extensions? whatever, it looks fricking weird
Sin City 3 when?
Considering how shit the second was, never
Review embrago drops 9am EST tomorrow, I imagine it'll be trashed.
Yep. This film will be absolutely raped.
So what else is new? Venom and Morbius did already. But they didn't have this hot cast.
Audiences loved Venom. Even Morbius has a 71% Audience score. Don't let Disney shills fool you.
Wait… there was a sequel to Venom?
For me its ghost rider 2. I never knew there was a sequel until i stumbled on tv
Wait what the frick
Yeah, it was ok but it suffered way more than the previous one for it's rating
The first film made $850m at the box office. Of course it got a sequel.
Baffling that the sequel got better "critical" reviews than the first one. It was terrible, just a complete misfire.
The "le 2000's throwback" + NWH hype campaign did wonders.
critics put out the hit
venom 2 is much worse than the first one, and its not saying much, can't trust none of the ratings
it doesn't need to be good it needs to be coomable
My visions tell me the other spider girls or whatever the frick they are will be in costume for under 30 seconds of screen time.
nah me thinks they'll be in them for a fair amount of time... it'll just be too dark to see anything.
What kind of web is that?
Hell yeah
Now I'm gonna shot web
We need it.
Don't want to be "that guy" but 100% Maisie Williams in this pic.
no frickin shit
Don't lie
can't unsee
You're blind as frick.
She looks nothing like Maisie. Period.
How come the Maisie meme never caught on?
Because she looks nothing like Maisie.
Same reason Sabrina was canceled
I mean does it look like her to you?
Maisie's ugly
because its forced as frick and not even funny, it literally only exists to annoy people who think shes hot so it has no legs or charm
I know something that has legs.
maybe they don't look alike
She's perfect
I jacked off to the promo of mommy Dakota telling me to watch it twice.
How do I shot web?
A 10 rope tribute for the nepo baby.
Upping my celery and zinc intake to get ready for that glorious day
Imagine the foursome
Loads
>movie with moner and sweeney two beloved Cinemaphile waifus
>thread has zero webms of them
well, tv is dead.
I'm already getting Moner in another thread
With Moner and Sweeney in spandex this should be an easy movie to make into a success.
But Sony gotta Sony.
Someone please shoop a horse penis into julia's outstretched hand.
Vaush?
Moner...boner....
They won't notice me shove the left chick out of the way quietly and take her place
infinite universes of Black folk and feminists morty
That meme is older than the people payed to spam here.
tum
I DID IT
I SHOT THAT WEB
I'm such a pathetic fricking coomer, I actually bought ticket for this only for Sydney and Moner.
Are you planning to jack off in the theater?
I'm going to cut a hole in my popcorn vessel for my fleshlight, get some warm buttery goodness
Yes.
I'll be shooting semen out of my penis as I watch this.
Moner was given to us by the gods for one purpose
Make little Latina moans while you doggy her?
they really shooped sweeneys ass to be big didn't they
>You sure this will sell Pepsi more?
>Sell?
This marketing campaign makes the movie look way more exciting than it actually is. They're in these costumes for like five seconds. It's not even really a superhero film, I guess it's supposed to be some sort of pre-origin story for their team or whatever. No one even calls her Madame Web in the movie. I'm fricking bewildered that they managed to get Dakota, best Emma, Sweeney and Moner in the same film and then fumble the bag this fricking hard.
>>This marketing campaign makes the movie look way more exciting than it actually is.
Wow what a novel concept
Remember when she was a lesbian that hated the male gaze, but then the name changed torpedoed her career and she needed money?
no
waifu movie
Is that really a Black person with an afro?
No it's a logo
Seems like the perfect movie if you want to break up with your girlfriend.
girlfriend?
Webbins
Seen the movie actual spoiler:
Emma Roberts plays Peter Parker's mom, she's pregnant in the movie. It's not Mcguire, Garfield, or Holland spidey. But it teases spiderverse for live action movies Sonyverse.
All over their faces
depends when they get their powers/costumes
if its the last 20-30 minutes of the movies its a blank
They don't, the scene with them suited up is a premonition and they never get their powers in the film
What did Dakota Johnson mean by this attire?
>I want to target the gooner demographic
I'm guessing she felt an irresistible urge to show the world she has no ass whatsoever. Weird for sure
How to be based, the only reason I'll never watch Madame Web is cause she doesnt wear something like that in the movie
SWEENEY
MONER
JOHNSON
ROBERTS
THE CROSSOVER
Was Worst Emma in any of the promotion for this movie? I only today found out she was in it. Did the marketers think she'd be bad for ticket sales or something?
Her role is a spoiler, technically.
My spidey sense is tingling.
Anyone call for a web slinger?
frickin hell
Yes I am webslinging
it looks so moronic
is that a fricking lazy eye or did they photoshop only one of her eyes
Thick gooey web
I would love to see a magical assessment of exactly how much money that afro alone cost them in ticket sales. I guarantee it’s not an insubstantial amount.
I will never watch a movie or show where characters have been race and or gender swapped. Never.
I don’t think israelites and their leftist useful idiot cattle are capable of the awareness necessary to realize how much people really hate blacks and how much this phenomenon is currently growing due to their own policies and propaganda.
Why are they so hell-bend on adapting comics that sold extremely poorly?
sony exec wanted a threesome with moner and sweeney
They're trying to scrape together their own cinematic universe but actual Spider-Man is tied up in the MCU
Eh, shouldn't the nog have white dreads to echo the Macfarlane ropey-web design?
She kinda looks like an idiot, even accounting for the superhero movie context
Imagine Drew Berrymore making this film. How hot would it be? She produced Charlie's Angels.
How do I shot web??
Wait so they don't have a secret identity or anything
>sydney is in flop after flop
>hunter is in kino after kino
heh
>“The best thing about the future is — it hasn’t happened yet,” someone intones near the end of Madame Web, and indeed, you look forward to a future in which this film’s end credits (which, spoiler alert, are sans stinger scenes previewing coming-soon plot points; even Sony was like, yeah, enough of this already) are in your rearview mirror and gone from your memory. Or an alternate world years from now in which this unintentional comedy of intellectual-property errors has been ret-conned into a sort of cult camp classic — a Showgirls of comic-book cinema. Until then, you’re left with a present in which you’re compelled to cringe for two hours, pretend none of this ever happened, and ruefully say the words you’d never imagine uttering: “Come back, Morbius, all is forgiven.”
they made it purposefully bad to make morbius look good. many such cases of studios doing this.
moner deserves better
>they made it purposefully bad to make morbius look good. many such cases of studios doing this.
Or you know, they're just shit at making films.
>same writers
classic technique of making a worse movie so your last shit movie looks better
Or they're just shit at writing movies.
>shot web
I CLAPPED!
I CLAPPED WHEN I UNDERSTOOD THAT DFEAR STUDIOS REFERENCE!
heard there was a special a special reason why all this has happened that no one can understand
I don't think we've heard the last from anyone even REMOTELY involved in all of this
that's not just my instinct, but also what a lot of people might be saying
>all the reviews keep calling it messy
yep big mess
i'm gonna
I'M GONNA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
Should have crossed over with X-23
ew the hell is that thing
Put her in a comic accurate costume
I still can't believe she hasn't been in a single role that shows off her ridiculous figure.
I would let Isabela shoot web all over me.