Will Leonardo DiCaprio make a good replacement for Mads Mikkelsen's character in DRUK?
Will Leonardo DiCaprio make a good replacement for Mads Mikkelsen's character in DRUK?
Will Leonardo DiCaprio make a good replacement for Mads Mikkelsen's character in DRUK?
Hell yeah, Leo is one of us
the fact that this remake is even happening is a sick joke. Like Oldboy or Let the right one in remakes, complete bullshit
God Mads is such a gigachad.
I hate celebrities but mads is kino on and off screen
That’s a boy isn’t it
I don't want to fricking read while I watch movies. I just want to get hammered, jerk it to AI porn and have something comfy on in the background.
Drinking baja blast zeros and gin.
I always watch subtitles with movies even english ones. it helps me understand the movie better. even when I'm plowed.
>Drinking baja blast zeros and gin.
Ah a man of refinement I see...
I ran out of both blasts and gin about half way through prince of egypt and am now drinking screwdrivers and watching season 3 south park
will probably be down for the count soon though
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was an offender as well.
And I remember Mike from RLM being like "scene X was probably not in the original definitely a Fincher thing" you fat slob it was in the original maybe you should have watched it.
>the fact that this remake is even happening is a sick joke
but I don't want to read subtitles. USA! USA! USA!
Why dont you subhumans dubs the foreign movies in your language like we do here in Europe (ok i know we are first world countries unlike you but still not an excuse)
because it's more profitable.
stop acting all superior , europe is as shitty as the US
Europe is much shittier than the US in every way. They can't even afford AC over there, and a lot of them don't even have fridges. Americans don't realize how third world Europe actually is, they are a century behind us at least
I was like this then i went on holyday in USA. After that nightmare i started to talk to americans that left that shithole to came here in Europe and understood the level of propaganda you are subject to 27/7.
Where in America did you go to? Which of these things do you own?
>fridge
>car
>air conditioning
>firearms
All of it (i own a katana rather than a firearm)
Went to New York and Los Angeles. Never saw this level of disparity between total poor and rich people. Here in Europe there are no people left behind like that.
Also i prefer to be killed than living in a country were a bottle of water 33cl is 7€ and a 2 lt soda is 2€.
>Went to New York and Los Angeles
That explains it. These two places are complete shitholes that every American despises and avoids like the plague. That is not true America at all
>Also i prefer to be killed than living in a country were a bottle of water 33cl is 7€ and a 2 lt soda is 2€.
Do you think a bottle of water costs seven Euros across the whole country? You were in a tourist trap, what did you expect exactly? Europeans are so fricking dumb
Where i should go? In "liltown 3000 people" village? Obviously when you go to a country you visit "tourist traps" and then compare all the "tourist traps" you have visited to make yourself an idea.
My idea is USA is the shittiest country i've visited compared to how you sell yourself to the world.
>Where i should go?
Literally anywhere outside of israelite York and Commiefornia? Fricking idiot
>My idea is USA is the shittiest country i've visited compared to how you sell yourself to the world.
Is that why we took over the entire world and why we run the entire world economy? Europe is a Godless shithole and would immediately devolve into all of you killing each other again if not for our absurdly generous military and economic aid that we provide for all of you year after year since we won World War 2. It's absurd to me how stupid and arrogant you all are when you depend on us for your very survival
Sorry, wrong image
>anywhere outside of israelite York and Commiefornia
We tried to solve these problems 70 years ago and you stopped us, dumb amerilardo.
Yeah I do admit fault for that. Sorry
>/druk/ threads always end up unite bros against all the odds
Somewhat kino.
>What a life!
Cheers
>Oldboy
American version was better.
no one wants ikea sounding movies
what is it with Mads and Asian girls? did he star in an animuh live-action remake or what?
I don't know
He will eat the bugs and you will watch
he was in a Kojima game so he got to hang out in Japan for a bit
ah, gotcha
He’s pretty big out there
>(for you)
>tfw Kojima has to fake smoking because his wife probably nagged him to quit cigarettes
Kojimbo is such a poser he makes actors look authentic next to Him. That said, I'd love to have lived his life.
I've never met a girl who didn't gush over mad dog. He just hits something primal in women. I wish I could tap into his power.
>AAAMERRIIIIICAAAAAAAAAA
>FUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH
>*CAAAAAAW CAAAAAAAAW*
Autist here. Why is it common all over the world for women in committed relationships to openly and proudly fawn over and worship male celebrities? Why don't men do the same with their female ones? Frowned upon? They don't share such feelings? They don't have the same nuanced 10 dimensional multi-layered view on love and attraction?
>Autist here.
oh shit, that's so special. Let me explain every detail about socializing so you'll finally get a clue about socializing since you didn't learn that at all being an autist.
>inb4 the autist takes it literal and now waits until I write the 100000 word essay
Why can't americans just read subtitles?
it's literally unironically that in most cases of remakes
Why can't Americans just dub?
It's how the pleb watches American movies in my country.
I don't know how to read.
How are you posting here?
Who said that?
They’re entitled, self centered and lazy and got used to exclusively consuming american media all their lives made by and for them so their brain cells can’t phathom stuff being created in other countries from their cultural perspective because in their shallow worldview only America exists and they can only process reality from that lens, so exposure to any other cultures including language is too much for their brains to handle
American brain sizes are smaller due the vast amounts of sugar they ingest at a young age, so their general public are unable to read subtitles while watching movies, which is as easy as breathing for non americans.
Americans from the upper classes are spared this fate, but movies must take the masses into account.
I'm forced to use them because my hearing is awful. When people speak louder it still sounds like muffled gibberish to me.
Why not just dub the movies?
Because you want the money from the OG movie for yourself.
What the frick is that first paragraph?
Reads like someone cranked it out at 5 in the morning after three days on a bender with no sleep
hol up, let me unpack it
Do you think he would be cool with taking a picture like this with me as a dude?
There's a plane of glass between them, numbnuts.
this is what happens when you keep your hair into yours 50s. it's over
Gitwm
>Mads in 4k portrait quality
>Asian girl so smudged, blurry and warped from Photoshop and insta filters that she looks AI generated.
>Reads like someone cranked it out at 5 in the morning after three days on a bender
lul the writer is probably a fan
I will see the Leo movie just for the memes.
Anotha round?
WHAT A LIFE
kek. This collage will age nicely if this movie happens.
Mads can act.
Leo can't.
Leo has my respect for running a train of models casually while vaping and listening to headphones
Yet he always looks depressed while Mads is happy with his wife he's been with for over 30 years.
Really makes you think
madds is based as frick
checked
Checked
sneed
Remaking a movie that literally came out in 2021 lol. Hollywood is beyond bankrupt
also bros....
this the thread?
Not too loud anon, wouldn't wanna attract jannnies or weedgays
>this the thread?
yes this is the thread, where we discuss Another Round. Another Round (Danish: Druk, "binge drinking")[5] is a 2020 black comedy-drama film directed by Thomas Vinterberg, from a screenplay by Vinterberg and Tobias Lindholm. An international co-production between Denmark, Sweden, and the Netherlands, the film stars Mads Mikkelsen, Thomas Bo Larsen, Magnus Millang, and Lars Ranthe. It follows four high school teachers who embark on an experiment to maintain a constant level of intoxication throughout the workday.[1]
WTF is wrong with Europoors that they can turn up to work drunk and nobody cares? Even in Cuckstralia that would be frowned on.
How is showing up to work drunk cucked in any way? It's extremely based and Amerisharts are way behind, 21 as the drinking age is shameful
>elizabeth banks
Thank God she didn't win. We don't exactly need a remake but we really don't need a remake with all women.
An all female DRUK starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones,
Sounds KINO
jannies you know what they are doing
we are discussing art, you cretin!
maybe if Leo bags out they can get Nicolas Cage or Denzel Washington for the role.
>Fans have ridiculed the remake idea
Is there a Druk fanbase?
>Is there a Druk fanbase?
drukposters on Cinemaphile
>Is there a Druk fanbase?
at least every night
You're looking at it
We used to have /druk/ generals for months.
I'm the Druk fan base right now
lel
>He doesnt know
You're posting in it right now. Crazy how unaware this comment was.
reporting in
No. He's just going to scream a lot and people are going to think that's good acting and say he should get an oscar again (for screaming).
The film is going to completely miss the point.
It doesn't need a bloody remake.
That said, the good thing about a shitty remake is that people can rewatch the original.
Hello nostalgia critic
Well the idea of a remake is really weird, but americans are like that. Also i can't imagine Leonardo in that role.
remember lennart
Did anyone ever make a screen cap of all of that? Fricking legendary thread
>someone capped my shitpost
tfw no scrumpy today boys
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/189951224/#q189958004
Fricking hell, I missed this one lmao
WE DOING IT DRUK KINGS?
>WE DOING IT DRUK KINGS?
not tonight, I've got a flight to catch.
flight got delayed, I'm going to have to drive
God I want Mads to frick my ass so hard
Whats everyone drukking this fine night?
Gonna break out the Johnnie Walker (Black Label) with a Sherry Finish in a bit
Jack Daniels and Tramadol
cheap vodka and watching The Americans
jp wisers pre-made old fashioned, 7%
tequila
I've been since OP. Working on vodka all day. Finally starting to turn up over here.
WE FRICKING LOST
Leonardo DiCaprio is going to ruin Druk2 with his bad acting and bloated twink-death face
There. I said it.
>Leo is 10 years younger than Mads and looks like absolute shit
LMAO
Promt?
>Promt?
soon the AI will do the prompt for you. whats the point?
GIVE PROMT NOW
>looks somewhat like Viggo
AI is racist and mixes Danish people up
Someone should unironically make some AI druk images we can use
You better be baiting. Check yesterday's druk threads.
I wasnt in it
I NEED THIS, POST DRUK KINGS
You are my favorite /druk/bro.
I'm drinking the 20 pack
>starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Another Round
could he pull it off?
>not starring as another round
NGMI
I always having crippling back and neck pain the day after heavy drinking for some reason, i need to drink more i think
Sports drink and pepperoni max before
please drink responsibly, don't spill any.
>Only 7 beers left
The fricking panic is setting in
I'm druk and i FRICKING Hate AI ART AHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD I FRICKING HATE IT
AI art is so weird and uncanny. Its not going away, it's just going to get worse.
I just fricking hate it so much, its so fake, how did we fricking end up here?
>how did we fricking end up here?
beats me, cursed timeline I guess. or I picked the wrong decade to stop drinking
Anon, its time to drink more than ever
I was going to do that anyway but good point
Someone read that text about advanced machines getting rid of manual labour so we could focus on art, philosophy and such, but i guess he was dislexic
I used this picture as my Tinder profile awhile back and got several matches
Carlsberg is the worst danish beer, drink Tuborg.
I bet he vomited after doing that commercial.
>tuborg more like tumorg amirite
ITS OVER WE LOST
FRICKING POST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH P{ST P{L:S{ERLA{:SE {PST
I got chu bro, check out this banger of a post
he's literally me
Nah, I'm fine chilling.
10/10 webm. have not seen that one
Holy shit, bro. I got thirsty just watching it.
I sharted the water
I held the piss in as long as i could
So this is Friday night druk lmao, pathetic
It's not even 8pm on the east coast, chill.
I only drink on Fridays and Saturdays and you fricks let me down so often, i fricking hate you all
I'm on PT and waging, bro. Forgive me, in about 2 hours /druk/ time begins for me.
Whats the job bro?
Urban planning for a developer.
Comfy job, nice hours, decent pay, office is in the nicest part of the city if I could make it wfh it would be a dream job. Having to commute 1 hour everyday is the only thing that I don't like.
can somebody cashapp me $10 i am shaking please
This is a bot post
$traptraper
pleaser
>trapt raper
Got something to tell uy, anon?
This dudes handle is trap raper and he is in a druk thread begging for 10 bucks...never change Cinemaphile
one, two, three repeating digits
Wow you all are pathetics.
I just started drinking. the thread can begin now.
I'm 10 beers in, i have 5 left. lets get it
There is no reason to remake this movie, it's a dumb idea. But Leo is a good pick if they absolutely must.
DRUK MUSIC TIME, POST EM
I'm listening to this one right now: https://youtu.be/ypApKTXuOxU?feature=shared
I like listening to my chill/sad playlist late at night
BOSS PLS GIBE DE PUSI
>he is glad he won't be involved in the remake
>In contrast, fans have ridiculed the remake idea, saying nobody wants it
How is that a contrast?
Druk bros, does this mean normal gays will start druk posting?
>Remake
Isn't that film like, less than five years old?
yeah , but it's too Danish. they have to make the Mcdonald's version.
AI art fricking scares me bros, i hate this timeline
actually yeah, it could work
I just got a nice new big screen TV. its kino so far.
make and model or your just pajeet with the biggest cheapest screen
its a BigTV 5000. I know kino when I see it. look at this massive screenshot
did druk air in the united states?
just put subtitles on it and make more money with no effort
Its so over
ITS SO OVER
>Druk remake in English
>doesn't take place in the UK
he's tom cruise not tom holiday
120 post in 3 hours lmao
everyone busy posting AI slop
AI art uniroincally makes me feel ill. i feel like i finally became an old man who cant understand the new thing and why people like it
We better have druk knio tomorrow or else
Druk music time
moronic
What a stupid idea, LEAVE DRUK ALONE!
Why the frick would you remake a movie that's less than three years old?
Its 2023
they remade that cool swedish movie about a police call guy and cast jake gyllenhaal and that must have been within 3 years
same with ringu and ring
christopher lee soundtrack
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How much have ytoyu all druk so far, tell me pleasde?
7 strong beers, i have more
but i work tomorrow. gonna nap, drink another two and nap again.
more than you , and I can type much more better
Yeah b***h i doubtr it,. post yuor numbers b***h
I’m 3 deep. All night to go.
Boring movie boring remake. Won’t happen because there’s nothing different to tell —- drink at s.cool drink too much as a teacher. OMG KILL. OMG STOP TAKE ME BACK. MYABE ONLY LIL BIT DRINK LOL LOL / movie
Euro-gays stay losing
Post your dream Mads role
Buddy cop movie with Mads Mikkelsen and Michael Madsen
Mads is the cold, calculating one while Michael is the loose cannon.
Directed by Michael Mann
Santa clause
Solid Snake
AI art fricking scares me, somtimes is just dogshit but sometimes you hit the right prompt and it makes shit more real than you could ever imagine
Im getting druk and playing Max Payne 3.
What are some other good games to play druk?
Red Dead 2 or The Outer Worlds
>The Outer Worlds
Was disappointed by this game at release. After another playthrough of it and fallout 4, I started to like it more. Now that starfield is a giant piece of shit I think I'll start up a new game.
>Im getting druk and playing Max Payne 3.
KINO EXPERIENCE
red dead 2 is the ultimate drinking game
I dunno if I could see Leo doing a good Druk. Was going to say Hugh Jackman but he already did Druk in Logan.
2 beers lefrt and this is druk lmao ai fucjking hatye you guyts i would end you all if i woufoyund you IRL it wouldntr even be close
>2 beers lefrt
its ogre
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dont get too wienery. while you are passed out I'll still be drinking
I STARTYED DRUKKING 8 HOURS AGO AND YOU ARE VBUTVH A DHCILD TO ME gayGIOT
my drinking skills are unmatched.
bros ... not like this
NO NOT LIKE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Luckily the more drunk I am the less I care. Who cares how drunk I feel?
There's nothing like a refreshing ice cold beer after 14 ice cold beers.
follow this handy guide for the best results
>Damnit I had a beer today, better draw a beer mug on the calender again!
Everyone in this thread is a soft b***h and I could effortlessly disperse of any of you in hand to hand combat.
I would out drink you
you cant beat me. you little wimpy nerd. Im a pro MMA fighter. not gonna post my name , wont dox myself on 4 chib
>I could effortlessly disperse of any of you in hand to hand combat.
cool story bro
the hardest motherfrickers pick fights anonomously on 4chin
For certain
pretty impressive vfx to do a total conversion from the footage of you entering a man's anus, and then climactically erupting to you impaling, then shooting a watermelon.
Thanks anon, I appreciate that
Started watching KOTH for the first time, its kino
<---- dont do this
Dont look at beer? Druk it instead?
Druk more like sober no POSTS
consider this
>pregnancy
nope
>taking a medication that interacts with alcohol
nope
>a family history of alcohol problems
nope
>have a condition that gets worse when you drink
it actully gets better. Guess druk it is.
>nope
uhhhh did you just assume your own gender?
no? Clearly everyone can get pergant if they want to, weirdo.
skipped a day now it tastes bad
its over
Druk more like cuck
DRUK KIGNS PLEASE
I am druk finally, the drinker or rdirnks
Itas over
MADS IN ANUS
On my last beer, what a b***h as druk thread,. Pussies
ITS FRICKING OVER
although it isn't
We ddint even have a druk thread till
im always sad about what happened to al/ck/
there are so many of us and no good way to support each other
>there are so many of us and no good way to support each other
You come here and post.
>You come here and post.
only because i got bored enough to stat exploring random boards and happened to catch one of these threads
yeah
>exploring random boards and happened to catch one of these threads
We're at least once a night. Come on back.
total Cinemaphile janny death
Druk unironically has to be one of the final bses of non AI
What even is Druk about? Getting drunk? What a stupid premise for a movie
It's about a washed up teacher regaining passion in life. When he starts druking the students end up paying more attention and working harder because he's less boring.
ITS FRICKING OVER
>last
I feel like i'm going insane
what a life
>I got the withdrawals.
>I'm freaking out right now.
Let's all go to Flamin' Moe's
fricking nice
>Watch foreign film or anime
>They have at least one song that is spoken in English by an American
??
>Mads is a chud
Bros...
/druk/ is a based space gay boy, keep walkin'.
holy fricking kino
spent too much on this rum and i dont even like it
what a life
What brand? Kraken is the patrician rum.
plantation
ive actually liked som of their rums but this one is the same as bottom shelf rum
terrible pairing with television or a film
Spiced rum doesn’t not meet the definition of rum. It’s made from molasses and not sugar cane.
kraken was a one time regret buy 12 years ago. it came with a glass i still use at least. haven't had rum since
but i think anon might have got white rum instead of spiced
for me it's sailor jerry with banq's rootbeer
DIGITS FOR DRUK
How do you deal with the morning after when you wake up covered in vomit?
24oz of cold water and 300mg ibuprofen. never vomited in my sleep though
8 weeks sober tomorrow.
what did you do to replace the time? I asked for more hours at work or to pick up shifts at other stores and nothing yet.
Not a lot. Just watch the same crap as I did before, and browse the same crap boards as before, but I just don't do it druk.
People all like "After a while you'll start appreciating life better" and I guess my outlook has been more positive but my motivation to do stuff is still completely in the dumps and I still struggle to get out of bed and be productive.
Might just be because I've been pretty sick the last couple of weeks too. I do have a potential date lined up with a very cute girl, so that's nice.
Good job anon
Are you on the list, /druk/?
PLEASED TO MEET YA
HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME
Alright I will watch this now. Never touch the liquid israelite, but Mads is so kino, even anything his brother is in is good during his scenes at least.
My best friend died recently and I'm having my usual Friday night meltdown about it. Only one drink in so far.
/druk/bros... give me the strength to get hammered on shitty ciders tonight. And give me a movie to watch.
I like Leo and I'm interested in how his adaptation will look, the most interesting thing will be his teacher friends and who they cast. In the real Druk it felt appropriate that they would come up with the blood alcohol content idea. I can imagine the american version really miscasting the teachers.
DEATH TO AMERICA
american audiences just can't handli the scandi
let the right one in/let me in, men who hate women/the girl with the dragon tattoo, a man called ove/tom hanks called otto etc.
i understand why they do it, i still don't like it
just woke up after 0,7l of vodka. Man i hate the dizziness. What even causes this shit?
the fricking alcohol moron
yeah no shit. I ment what exactly is happening in the body. Blood pressure goes low or something?
the alcohol gets in your body moron
>hurr durr moron
yet can't even explain it properly, idiot
idk man, usually if you aren't used to it you will still have alcohol levels present in the morning, alcohol affects the inner ear and thus makes you dizzy