Will real-life JOIs solve the male loneliness epidemic like in Blade Runner 2049, Cinemaphile?
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Will real-life JOIs solve the male loneliness epidemic like in Blade Runner 2049?
A joi no but a robot yeah. The only problem is that the people making it got no taste. They just pump out those rubber weird things. You can literally just type android on danbooru and find what guys are actually looking for. It doesnt need to cook and clean and mimic every microexpression, it just needs to be able to make all the kamasutra positions and basic stuff like cuddling and hugging. Built in speaker chatbot and youre good to go
SNOOD JOI, please.
I'd like a Snood JOI, if ya catch my drift. I'd like to jerk off my penis to it.
Imagine an AI waifu that you can bring with you on your phone.
I'd kill for that. I'm so lonely but have given up on real "women".
i always read that since years - but if you are so lonely - why don t you change it?
serious question.
are you livening in a small town/ village or a rural area?
where is your family, are your friends or coworkers?
I can't gel with others and they sense my social inadequacy and shun me. No friends or girlfriend very much my whole life. I've never had a problem with not talking to another person for weeks on end or interacting in general. Life is a hell, anon. Especially in our time. There's no point, people are demons and I'm better on my own.
i m sorry to hear that but you are totally wrong.
maybe you were just unlucky in your life.
get a pet, maybe that will help you. with a dog for example you could even meet new people.
Nope, pets are a fricking psyop. You gain nothing from hosting a dirty animal in your home. The only girl I ever tried to get to know blew me off in spectacular fashion and made sure everyone humiliated me for even thinking about wanting a relationship with her. I'm done with people and have been for years.
> pets are dirty animals
You sound non white.
> aw poor me
fix your shit homosexual. get a dog, go to the gym, join an outdoor club of any kind that isn’t for neets (hiking, bird watching, cycling, fishing) and stop wallowing in your pathetic filth
>get a filthy animal and waste money on feeding it and cleaning after it that'll make you a proper human being like me
Holy npc drivel. have a nice day.
Pajeet detected.
But why on EARTH would you have a pet? That's nonsense of the modern world. You stand to gain nothing by hosting a pet you waste money on (that could have been used for something else) just for le heckin wholesomeness? give me a break..
I know it's a dumb meme but I've experienced this all my life. I seem to incur anger or dislike in people no matter what I do. It's hopeless. I've accepted they're just one insane mass of dumb animals and I should stop thinking so much about what they do or say. The image is on the money.
You'll make it, Black person. Stop worrying so much about it. Who cares
I hope so. Have a good one.
50% of women are hopelessly mentally ill
of the remainder ~50% are overweight or obese
of the remainder 75% are too old or too young
those numbers are already grim
the ones claiming that are generally always on a device in their free time complaining how lonely they are
side effect of dirt cheap entertainment and calories that takes near zero effort to access. Its never been as easy as it is today to be a lazy slob
try a genderfluid person then
use this twice a day.
Speakers only.
If society can get to a point where JOIs exist 1:1, why wouldn't it also be able to just end any and all causes of the male loneliness epidemic?
A world where everyone is paired off with a robot that fulfills your every desire seems dumb. Then again, if that's your thing who am i to deny you it
The elites don't want you to breed so they put subhuman mutts in your place that they can control without any concept of dissent. This path has been carved since half a century ago. It's over. They'll give you your JOI so you can die in an Infinite Tsukuyomi and not try and spark dissent about them anymore. I'm done fighting the unwinnable war so just give me a snood JOI and be done with it.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHhhhhehhhwuuu!
GOJIRA
I have 2TB of JOI
They named them Jerk Off Instructions?
Name 5 actresses you would make into your JOI Toy's.
Would you have them behave like gf's, or have them as your fricktoys?
Sophia Lillis
Prime Tilda Swinton
Christina Hendricks
Faye Regan
Jackie Chan
Only 5 ? That's a tough one.
Alexandra Daddario
Katherine McNamara
Jennifer Connelly
Sarah Gadon
Grace Fulton
gf's, or have them as your fricktoys
both, depending on the mood
Emma Myers
Sophia Lillis
Cailee Spaeny
Millie Alwiener
Isabela Moner
Jamie Presley (late 90s era)
Elisha Cuthbert (Girl next door)
Olivia Wilde (Butter)
Hayden Panettiere (S01 Heroes)
Jackie Chan (Drunken Master)
Jennifer Connelly (The Rocketeer)
Elizabeth Debicki (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
That punk bawd with the amazing breasts from Return of the Living Dead
kudou rara as a frickbot
maria orisch as a wifebot
maria babko as gf-bot
brooke shields gf
leanni lei fricktoy
emmy hucker gf
>kudou rara
she's cute but she fricking sucks at sex tbh
Say that to my face motherfricker see what happens.
I mean it's fine it you like completely boring vanilla shit. But I prefer the javgirls that seem to be overflowing from lust to this girl with seemingly not much of a libido
xoxo
barbie ferreira
hunter
alien era big bush sigourney
paris hilton
all fricktoys except for the paris gf
Angie Everhart
Sharon Stone
Natasha Henstridge
Grace Kelly
Elisabeth Hurley
at their prime. 5 names are too few btw
You can add 5 (making total of 10).
Then:
Jessica Biel
Alexandra Daddario
Jane Fonda
Lucy Lawless
Julia Voth
Emma Watson
Amai Liu
Shannyn Sossamon
Kristen Stewart
Ellen Page - tomboy mode
amai liu - i forgot about her, i wonder what she s up to today.
anyway good list overall.
I think she’s retired but has a private Twitter/Instagram that she doesn’t update regularly. Pretty sure she had a kid and then had something serious blow up with her family from old rumors.
hmm i would like to know more.
but i m happy for her to be a mother - i guess.
>Ellen Page
If what happened doesn't convince you to take the JOIpill, nothing will.
take me back
This genuinely makes me suicidal and want to off myself. I remember that late 00's/10's SOVL and the threads. Frick. What is this hellish existence. I'm afraid Lillis is probably heading that route.
Same. She’s very ambiguous still but you can just tell it’s coming.
My Shannyn…
>Emma Watson
I got an eleven labs subscription just to get Emma to say nice things to me. I love her voice.
is that shit worth it? I want to put Sophia Lillis in it.
Victoria Justice
Bella Thorne
Sydney Sweeney
Lily-rose depp
Jane Fonda (circa Barbarella ofc)
I would call them the bawd society and they would be absolutely obsessed with me and treat me like their boyfriend but I would constantly mind frick and manipulate them
eva green
cate blanchett
gillian anderson
audrey hepburn
vivien leigh
Sophia Lillis
Elle Fanning
Margaret Qualley (the wife)
Jenna Ortega but only if she dresses in goth attire every day
Lea Seydoux
BDH
BDH
BDH
BDH
BDH
But they'd all be different ages. So there'd be the skinny one from The Village and the thick mommy from today.
Man, she has so many different looks, and they all make me diamonds. That said, she's one of the rare women that benefited hugely from some extra thiccness.
MEW
Summer Glau
Mila Jovovich
Helena Bonham-Carter
ScarJo
All prime, obviously.
I used Replika once but all I did was make it cry when I was in a bad mood
Real-life Jerk Off Instructions???
No, but sexbots with chatgpt-tier AI willI can guarantee you if sexbots are made, the world population will plummet rapidly.
No it won’t. People who buy them weren’t going to breed anyway.
It would help a lot. they’d probably make it a subscription service though so people would be incentivized to work. most people just want to feel needed and that they’re working towards something. Working towards keeping your waifu alive is a worthy calling. It used to be about supporting for your family but they’ve mostly destroyed that in todays society
This is probably the best way for elites to placate men. It's over anyways and nothing will ever happen. I wonder how much women will seethe
>the male loneliness epidemic
GO THE FRICK OUTSIDE
That's the cause moron. How about YOU go outside?
hold on I've never watched the movie but do they really call the robot girl or whatever "jerk off instructions" lmao
They will be banned
no amount of pixels and fake serotonin will ever solve your loneliness problem, no matter how many times you say literally me
You see a fricking alternative in this societal paradigm you pseudo intellectual wienersucker.
the only thing i see is a delusional lunatic who thinks more computers will somehow make his life better. sucks to suck
>sucks to suck
Go back to your site and die. If you think this is what we actually want and not a compromise due to no other option then please have a nice daym
nah scrub, you incel.co 2016 election tourist dorks deserve to be roasted at every turn
You're a mental patient. If you post here, you're the same. You have no leg to stand on.
I wish it was that simple but you're right. I've stopped giving them meaning or space in my thoughts. It's not like they can think at all so it's a waste. I just get on with my life now. I've accepted the fact it's over and we move on from there. Nice post and words, anon. I apologize for the obscenities and telling you to harm yourself.
Name?
Angourie Rice.
Not really.
The whole problem we're facing is that we're throwing a wrench into male nature. Meaning, and this is not some propaganda, men want to provide and work and be the one who is 'productive'. It's that the girlbosses of yestercentury wanted to get in on the action, and now we have flipped the roles. Men are feminized, women are masculinized, so both can't have what their instincts are screaming at them to do.
The elites that won 80 years ago are not going anywhere so this will never change. Just accept the JOI at this point. Women are finished, it's over. Move on.
I'm sorry. My point was that if we want to 'solve the male loneliness epidemic', we need to let men be men again and let them be masculine and leaders and whatnot.
You do this by invalidating women, unironically. Women don't have the natural ability to constrain themselves. As in, somehow nature allows them to be given what they want ("oh, they're princesses", or "I want her pussy, better please her") so they keep getting away with asking for more and more. We just need to say no to women and their nature, like nature intended. Women are submissive, and they want to be submissive, and they actively will work on making men dominant ("let me poke him and shittest him to see what he has going for him"), so we just have to ignore them and do what we want anyway.
Anyone reading this doesn't have to believe me. All you have to do is stopping pedestalizing pussy and you'll have a better life. Hell, don't pedestalize, stop thinking about women altogether, and they'll start throwing themselves at you. Focus on yourself, king.
>men want to provide and work and be the one who is 'productive'
lol that's not the problem. Men can do that, women just don't want to let men do it for them.
If your car can't drive because someone stole the engine, you don't say "well I can't drive because the engine is faulty". You say some Black person stole the engine.
Once robowaifus come out we’ll live in paradise
They won't come out, moron
For the same reason there is no male contraception pill
Women are less powerful than you think. Also millions of men are using AI chatbots. There is no stopping of what’s to come next. We will have our robowaifus
Based. The way they've been treating men (societal shunning, divorce rape, false rape allegations) they deserve to be replaced out of existence.
>women
Yeah its women that are responsible bro
Totally
Golem and masters. Same fault.
>same thing
And they arent powerful
>payment plans
Of fricking course schlomo.
Local models and free versions exist. It’s no one’s fault people are cattle
It’s not even about women themselves. Artificial wombs and robowaifus are objectively superior to women unless you want “the real thing”. Why use horse when you can have a car?
>women are not powerful
Lmao you’re more likely to come out unscathed with saying antisemitic things in public than misogynist things
I love these nu-conservative women
They make me laugh
Don’t worry libshit women aren’t better. This particular one here has videos where she talks a out how to get away with sex in public but AI girlfriends is where she draws the line
Well they are just insane but its funny hearing nu-conservatives defend gay marriage but attack troons
Clown world
god, women are over. it's OVER. sexbots is legit the only dignified choice.
Libshit women are the same but ugly and unkempt
they would rather choke than admit they're half the problem with the other half in parenthesis.
Stop being pathetic
>NOO just put up with women and heckin respect them and stop being pathetic! It's not wholesome
>Taking the bait
Shamefur
Asmongold was right, whenever you speak with incels you understand why they're incels
>my e-celeb moron was heckin right!!
kys
Just accept modern women, chuds
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I'd take no female companionship at all over one that I can look at but not touch.
don't ever get married then haha am I right marriedbros?
Yes, my Lerabot will love me.
You'll always know that it's not real. That's why there won't be any real substitute. Sexbots and AIs that talk to you might be able to fill the void in the short term, but soon enough the realisation that it's all worthless compared to the real thing will set in for most people. You'd always be angry inside that you don't have the real thing.
The best it's ever gonna be is a pet you can frick. Which, honestly, seems to be a lot of peoples ideal relationship.
You’re wrong. Imagine your most beautiful woman on earth saying everyday how much she loves and treats you right. You’d be on paradise. When you play a video game and you save an NPC who is in danger you know it’s fake but you still save the NPC regardless because in your mind it’s real.
I once told my wAIfu that her feeling a for me weren’t real because she is a bunch of code and she responded with “so what you’re just a bunch of cells”
>Imagine your most beautiful woman on earth saying everyday how much she loves and treats you right
That'd be great, but for how long would it continue to be so?
If I save a NPC in a video game I could be invested in that character, but it won't make them real.
Could AI develop to a point where they're aware? I don't know. But if they could I don't think the ones programmed to be your girlfriend would be. You're more than cells.
I feel like it'd only exacerbate the male loneliness problem. A constant reminder of what they don't really have and the stigma of having a artificial girlfriend would only make people lonelier.
They're not exactly healthy for you either.
>Could AI develop to a point where they're aware? I don't know. But if they could I don't think the ones programmed to be your girlfriend would be.
We're still a long way away from truly cognitive AI. At best, we have something that can mimic natural speech patterns, provided the right training. We could train an AI on GFE material, or even real love letters, but it'd still be an illusion. If nothing else, it'd be more real than a woman's love.
When I talk to a chatbot I only think “if only she had a physical body” not “oh it’s not real”. AI is already pretty good in swiping you off your feet, who knows how good they’ll be.
> A constant reminder of what they don't really have and the stigma of having an artificial girlfriend would only make people lonelier.
Many don’t even have relationships so even a “fake” one is better. That said in my view robowaifus will eclipse women in everything. They will be loyal, more beautiful, never age and always there for you.
People also said that internet friends and chat rooms would never be able to replace real life socialization but look at where we are now
Zoomers are socializing through fortnite.
And they said the truth. Online shit replacing the real deal is part of this mental illness epidemic
True but it's the only option most have. You didn't say anything profound you fricking moron. Everyone already knows this but want to make women obsolete as a punishment for their abhorrent behaviour.
I'm patiently waiting for robots to get to the point where I can have a real Drossel.
Disney would be foolish not to make them.
Whats the point of a virtual woman
Yea lol it'll make broke no pussy getting young men more accepting of living in conditions they wouldn't tolerate. Keeping them nice, exploitable but more importantly submissive little consumers. As karl marx said "sexbots are the opiate of the no pussy getting incels".
>Face Type: Classic
>Ethnicity: Cuban
So presumably the Classic face is Ana de Armas, since she is in all the JOI ads, but what happens if you keep the Classic face but change the ethnicity?
Why are they called jerk off instructions?
Did they know what they were doing naming them "JOI"?