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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    johnny depp has a daughter? and she acts in movies?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i read the script. she is going to be knotted by a werewolf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your movie.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks entirely out of place and her nog face can’t act for shit. Not like her name is a draw either. Way to ruin your own movie in the casting stage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nog face
      come on now

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's such a terrible fricking actress. I don't even care about Eggers but she is going to wreck this film.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Nosferatu looks so goofy in this one? Why does she look like a modern cheap prostitute.
    Eggersbros I thought this was supposed to be the moment we've been waiting for years.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you Bertram Tung?
    >The one and only.

    BTW, "Tung" is an asian surname; did he was chinese or something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, they present the Nossie curse as eliminating all evidence of race

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In fact the playable nossie was a black man before the embrace.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA WHAT IF HER NAME WAS DUMB b***hELLA DEPP HAHAHA

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows that the notion that vampires can be killed by the sunlight became common in movies and later fiction just because of the original Mornau's movie, but it was a misinterpretation; in some legends vampires can be exorcised by the song of a rooster, and in the movie you can see a rooster outside Mina's house, obviously you can't ear it sing because the movie is mute, and adding a "wieneradoodledooo" card would have been comedical.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Savage mogging

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She better give the performance of the century for people to forget about the abomination that was The Idol.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im really dissapointed they are going to remake Nosferatu when the Dracula novel still hasnt been adapted properly. Coppolas version was close but had a high campness level. Every Dracula film atkes aspects of the novel but not the full novel itself. Nosferatu is a very simplified version with loads of omissions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's anti-filmic, unless you adapt it as a found-footage movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a misnomer. The novel is highly filmic because the letters are very visually descriptive. The whole letter writing business isnt necessary when translating to film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it doesnt kill dracula in the novel. i guess some misinterpretations become so entrenched that its hard to do something diffrent because audience wont accept it. seeing the creature slinking about during daytime would could be made to be creepy. isnt he around during daytime hours in the original nosferatu? when hes packing his coffin?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        Everyone knows that the notion that vampires can be killed by the sunlight became common in movies and later fiction just because of the original Mornau's movie, but it was a misinterpretation; in some legends vampires can be exorcised by the song of a rooster, and in the movie you can see a rooster outside Mina's house, obviously you can't ear it sing because the movie is mute, and adding a "wieneradoodledooo" card would have been comedical.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. That scene is shot in daylight just to show that Orlock could walk during the day; even with the equipment of that time it wouldn't have been too difficult to shot it at night.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read the book recently and it doesn't serve to be made into a movie unless you like watching people book onto hotels, write letters, drink tea and generally be vague while Dracula rarely appears.

      The Coppola version is superior to the book.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a phone poster, please forgive my mistakes which give the appearance of drunken rambling.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You dont have to always have people relate what they saw in a movie. You could do it all directly. All the vagueness and creepy encounters add up in my opinion whereas Coppola blows his load early. I mean Mina witnesses Lucy being violated by a werewolf in the movie, you'd think that would be the end of it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The creepiest scene for me in the book is on the Demeter when they see Dracula walking past them at night. There's already a movie of that coming out but I doubt they will be able to capture the eerieness.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The creepiest scene for me in the book is on the Demeter when they see Dracula walking past them at night.
            what's creepy about it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's how they describe sailing through fog at night and seeing a tall man just walking past them as if they aren't there. I don't know how it would translate to the screen but it gave me a great mental image while reading it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the image that sticks out in my head is Mina on the cliff path at night seeing lucy on a bench in the distance as Dracula bends over her. dracula then looks at her with animal red eyes in the middle of a phantom like figure.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a great scene too and it's in the movie as the wolf scene ut I do feel it worked better in the book. I've seen the bench and setting that it's based on in real life so to create that in my head gave it another level.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the first part of the book is good.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a real poster
    what the frick? why does it look so shit, Eggers posters are usually kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a real poster
      It's really not. 2 minutes in Google would've told you that, moron.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww dumb zoom zoom, every hot white girl is put through the israeli humiliation very early in their career. Get ready to keep seeing her for the next 10 years

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it simply can't compete with this

    ?t=824

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You will paint za retz
      >But Werner why-
      >Ten Thouzasnd Ratz
      >But-
      >Releze za ratz

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont really have much faith in eggers after the blandness of the Northman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Northman wasn't one of his "real" movies. Skarsgård begged him to make it and he just rolled with it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skarsgård

        It aint like skarsgard is the de niro of his generation. why would he listen to him?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He kinda liked the idea and used it to make his own Conan. It still wasn't his idea.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once got a blowjob from a vampire. Long story short; it sucked.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nosferatu is a metaphor for the corona virus and people will be made to stay inside and the vamp will starve to death because it cant get fresh blood

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick does eggers hope to compete with two established masterpieces about the same character? his directing style is still in its infancy and relies on too much stylism. i expect with time though he'll come into his own like PTA did with punch drunk love, but right now he's too early to be trying to compete with the all-time greats.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    old mutant head ratman lookin fricker

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big reveal for a Dracula movie
    >my favorite chapter from the book
    >half the fricking trailer is just jerking off some oc diversity hire
    I wouldn't even mind black sailors but god damn
    >he's an oxford supergenius doctor and everyone likes him and hes all brave and heroic and all the women flirt with him and-
    Did you really need to take up trailer space for this? Guess its a good heads up not to watch it at least

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ahh frick I guess I mentally mixed up the vampire movies

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets remake another movie which is already a rip off of someone elses story because i cant come up with any good ideas of my own

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Eggers is a hack

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lily's career can't last. It's all nepo castings but she lacks the body and face for acting (lack of talent, of course, is a given) which will just result in unanimous panning. She needs to just go stick to nepo modeling where she doesn't have to speak.

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